Chapter 534: Bite your ears
"Good morning"
Lin Tian yawned, tears flowed out of his eyes, and he was listless, looking at Aunt Wu and Luo Bing, who got up early downstairs and were busy working until now.
As for the little candle dragon, he slept like a pig last night, he couldn't scream, and his sleeping posture was ugly, and he didn't respond when he tried to put his feet on it.
"Huh? What about Ling'er? “
Early in the morning, I didn't eat breakfast, I didn't see her, and I don't know where I went.
Aunt Wu said, "Miss Ling'er is wearing sportswear, so she may have gone out for morning exercises." ”
"Maybe? What does this mean? Lin Tian asked;
Aunt Wu shook her head and said, "I don't know about this, when I got up, I just saw Miss Ling'er trotting out in the window." ”
"That's right."
Lin Tian sat at the dining table, picked up a fritter and chewed it.
After the meal, Lin Tian shouted, "Luo Bing~Luo Bing~~"
"Shout, shout, and my ears are not deaf." Luo Bing, who was cleaning in the kitchen, put down the guy in his hand and put a stinky face.
"Come with me somewhere in the morning." Lin Tian said ill-intentionedly;
"Where?"
Lin Tian smiled, "You'll know if you go."
"Don't go"
Luo Bing is not stupid, Lin Tian is a thief, and he is very verbose, I remember the first time we met, I almost the poisonous dragon to death, working under him, and we must always be vigilant and guard against him.
"Do you really think I'm talking to you?" Lin Tianmu snorted, "Order, this is an order, OK?" ”
"Cut", Luo Bing returned to the kitchen angrily, venting all his grievances on the tableware.
Lin Tian pursed her lips, she didn't care, she loved it, she didn't care about me if she was angry-
Pet market.
Wang ~ Wang ~ Wang ~
Meow~Meow~Meow~
Hiss ~ hiss ~ hiss ~
……
All human beings can think of, unthinkable animals, can be found in the huge pet market, come here, like walking into the Guwu market, everywhere Taobao, everywhere there are surprises.
"This handsome guy, look at pets, just come to my house, my family's pet bloodline is absolutely authentic."
"Do beautiful women look at pets?"
"Oh, which handsome guy is this, so handsome; Yo, there's a beautiful woman, let's go out and buy pets, it's right to come to my house. “
……
Seeing the new faces, all the shops did everything they could to win over the customers.
"What are you bringing me here for?"
Looking at the various pets chattering everywhere, Luo Bing looked blank and didn't understand which one he was singing.
"Come to the pet market, what do you say you can do? Could it be that I came to the pet market to buy clothes? Lin Tian took advantage of the topic to play and mercilessly suppressed Luo Bing's "arrogance".
Luo Bing was sluggish, standing behind her, she couldn't wait to turn her head with a piece in her hand and slap it on his head to relieve the hatred in her heart.
"Where's the dog?" Lin Tian scratched his head and said confusedly;
Luo Bing said coldly, "Isn't this full of dogs?" ”
When Lin Tian heard her words, he always felt that his heart was not good.
"The dogs here can't do it?" Lin Tian shook his head and refused;
"Why?"
"The dog I'm looking for is a vicious dog that can bite people. The dog here is more obedient than his mother's little candle dragon, and he is not satisfied. “
Luo Bing smiled at the corner of his mouth and said, "It turned out to be a vicious dog looking for a bite, so I didn't say it earlier." “
With eager starlight in his eyes, Lin Tian hurriedly asked, "Do you know where there is such a dog?" ”
Luo Bing shrugged helplessly, looked indifferent, pointed at Lin Tian himself, and said, "Oh, aren't you?" A vicious dog, a vicious dog that bites people all day long. “
Now Lin Tian can be regarded as understanding, he has only been in the Nether Realm for a few days, and he has learned to turn around and curse.
Lin Tian had a violent temper and argued, "How can you scold people, saying that I am a vicious dog, who did I bite?" “
"Bite me," Luo Bing pouted;
"You said, you said, why did I bite you, you said, you said?" Lin Tian crossed his waist with his hands, holding grievances for himself.
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
"Where did I bite you, but say, hand? Arm? Lip? Or ass? Lin Tian let out this old face.
Lip? Buttocks? These two places, for girls, are really sensitive, and it is difficult to say it, but I didn't expect Lin Tian to say it is righteous and awe-inspiring, making him feel as if he has suffered a shocking case.
Luo Bing didn't speak, and Lin Tian wouldn't stop there, and seized the opportunity, "Okay, you said I would bite you, and I will bite you today." ”
Anyway, regardless of his scruples about not being in public, he grabbed Luo Bing's arm and dragged him over.
Of course, Lin Tian can't really bite, just teach her a lesson, let her be obedient in the future, and don't choke on herself when it's okay.
I wanted to bite my shoulder, but who knows, Luo Bing is quite able to resist, maybe it should be said that in public, such a shameful thing is a shame. The final result was that the shoulder was not bitten, but the earlobe next to Luo Bing's beautiful side face, and from a distance, it looked like a couple in love kissing passionately.
"Hey!! Today's young people really don't know how to read the occasion more and more. “
There were middle-aged and elderly people in the distance, all of whom cast embarrassed eyes, panicking for this loving couple.
Luo Bing will mercilessly refuse and resist even when others touch her beautiful face, not to mention the stimulating hormonal earlobes.
At this moment, her adrenal hormone secretion was excessive, and her heart, which was like water, became puffy and puffy, beating faster, her whole cheeks were red like an apple, and the whole person was completely stunned in place, her eyes widened, her expression was wooden, and her mouth was slightly open.
Just kidding, I didn't expect her to make such a big move, but as a result, she bit the sensitive position of the girl, and I wouldn't have thought that she would behave like this, standing motionless in place, like a statue.
"Hey, hey, hey"
Lin Angel shook her body vigorously, but never got her reply.
Luo Bing's mind was blank at the moment, the once cold and arrogant Miss of the Heavenly Realm was actually molested by a man, and after being molested, her first reaction was not to shout at this person with ten thousand pieces of broken corpses, but to stay in place stupidly without any reaction.
Fighting poison with poison, well, this method is good, what Lin Tian thought in his heart, this result was caused by Lin Tian, of course, he had to be responsible for solving it.
He chewed a few times, pouted a few times, cleared his throat, and said, "Hey, if you haven't moved, then I'm going to use the secret magic weapon." “
"Huh? Still haven't responded? Lin Tian complained, "Forget it, just when I lost my wife and broke my soldiers, I wasted Lao Tzu's N kisses." “
After that, he put his mouth on the lips and wanted to kiss her lips, and fighting poison with poison was the best way. Luo Bing saw an underbeaten lip approaching him, and instantly reacted.
"Huh? There is an effect, continue. Lin Tianxin said;
Just when Lin Tian closed his eyes and enjoyed the moment when he made contact with Luo Bing's lips and teeth.
Syllable~~
A loud slap in the face, hard to come by himself, impartially, and slammed towards himself.
"Ah~~" Lin Tian shouted, covering his side face, and said aggrievedly, "How do you beat people?" ”
Luo Bing returned to normal, his eyes were sparkling, and he wanted to kill this hateful guy who was killed by the sky.
Knowing that he couldn't get any benefits, Lin Tian's expression changed suddenly, he grinned, and said with a smile, "Hurry up and find the dog, hurry up and find the dog." ”
Anyway, while she wasn't paying attention, she ran away as soon as she slipped away.
Leaving Luo Bing, he stomped his feet on the spot, unable to find anyone to vent, so he could only endure it by himself.