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readx;?“ Get! O Master of the Three Jewels! Let me tell you, I have come here today to discuss something with you. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Of course, before we discuss, I'm at noon, why don't we go out for a light meal and talk about it in detail while eating? ”
"This ...... Not really. Good, good, good! ”
Fart! Brother Yi is a fake monk! Still coming to this set? Zhang Fan secretly smiled in his heart, and he continued: "Master Sanbao, my Qingshan Temple is also tattered enough, I think there shouldn't be a lot of guests who come here in normal times, right?" If there is such a guest, how much money can they give you? Let me think about it, it shouldn't be enough for your food for a day, right? ”
"This ...... As Buddhists, we have never paid attention to food and clothing. It is also a kind of fate that pilgrims can come to our Qingshan Temple. They believe that we are Pudu, the Buddha beads are good, and the purification of all sentient beings, we are just inheriting his Yibo and flying this spirit, as for glory and wealth, it is ......"
"Hey! Stop! All right! Master Sambao, what about me now, as long as you say a word, do you want to go to dinner with me? If not, well, I have something to ask you for. Of course, I won't miss you for that benefit fee. How is it, I wonder what the Three Treasures Master thinks? ”
Zhang Fan unexpectedly discovered that this bald monk was not as honest as he appeared to be! The eyes of this man's heart are shrewd thieves.
"Host, the sanitation of the backyard has been done."
But at this time, a monk with delicate eyebrows walked out of an arch. This monk is not very old, it seems that he is only in his twenties.
Zhang Fan looked stunned for a moment, could it be that this person is the spirit wood that Sanbao said? Sure enough, she was born Lingxiu! Very monk-like.
"Huh! Are you Lingmu? The person is very good-looking. Zhang Fan greeted him.
Lingmu was a little shy, and when he saw Zhang Fan greeting him, he quickly returned the salute.
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"Lingmu! Hurry up and get dressed clean! Today, a guest said he wanted to invite us to dinner! We are waiting for you in the front yard. ”
After the Three Treasures monk finished explaining, he said to Zhang Fan again: "I'm sorry, I haven't asked the guest's surname yet?" ”
"Well said! My name is Zhang Fan. From the China Merchants Office. ”
"What? You are Zhang Fan, the director of the investment promotion office of Qianjie? So it's you? The Three Treasures Monk stared at Zhang Fan with a look of surprise, as if he was going to stare out a few holes from Zhang Fan's body before he stopped.
"The monk knows me?" Zhang Fan looked puzzled.
San Bao smiled, "I don't know, I've heard about you before, but now I know." That one...... Actually, you are the director of the investment promotion office, I think you should be here for the road construction thing, right? ”
"You know that, too? Hey, tell me quickly, how do you know? Zhang Fan naturally didn't believe that these Three Treasure Monks could see the future, so he must be blind.
"Hey, hey!"
The Three Treasures monk actually smiled obscenely, "Director Zhang, have you forgotten that I am the host of this Qingshan Temple, I can pinch and calculate, how can this little thing be hidden from me?" And again......"
"! I won't believe it. Zhang Fan shook his head and immediately interrupted the words of the Three Treasures Monk, "Your Qingshan Temple is not far from us, besides, such a big thing happened some time ago, and you are not living in seclusion in the mountains and forests, so it is not surprising that you will naturally know." And ......"
After that, Zhang Fan didn't continue to speak. Now, the only thing he can be sure of is that this Three Treasures Monk is a flower monk, who eats meat and drinks alcohol. His figure was round, with a rosy face, and a small belly, which was only hidden under his wide and miserable robe.
He was a wine and meat monk.
After waiting for a while, the monk named Lingmu just now, he changed into a green shirt and came out, which suddenly made Zhang Fan's eyes light up again. This monk is really delicate.
I really don't know, how can this dilapidated temple be so good? It turns out that among the monks, there are also people who are handsome.
Zhang Fan looked at Lingmu very seriously for a while, until Lingmu's face turned red, and Zhang Fan looked away, "That..... Let's go! Eat and go. ”
When the three of them walked out of the temple gate, the monk of the Three Treasures picked up a big lock and locked the gate, while saying, "When people leave, they have to lock the door, otherwise...... Scold! Do not say. ”
This temple is not far from Chengnan Street, and Zhang Fan deliberately chose a more luxurious hotel. The doorman in charge saw that Zhang Fan was dressed in extraordinary clothes, and then the two monks behind him, but the doorman was surprised, where was the pestle for a while, and he forgot to open the door for a while.
Zhang Fan saw the exaggerated appearance of the doorman, and he reached out and shook it lightly in front of the doorman's eyes, "Hey! It's back to life! ”
"Ahh The doorman just shook his look.
Zhang Fan smiled and asked, "They are my friends, it shouldn't be illegal for me to bring them to dinner, right?" What surprised you? Are you okay? ”
"It's okay! A few people, please come in. ”
It was also a very ordinary, ordinary thing for a monk to enter the hotel for dinner. However, when they walked through the lobby, it really caused a lot of commotion among the surrounding diners.
"Sit down, all of you! Feel free to ha! Whatever you want to eat, order your own food! But you're welcome. ”
Zhang Fan waved his hand, summoned the waiter, took the menu, and immediately ordered.
Since he came in, Lingmu has kept his head down. Maybe he's really a shy big boy. Such a handsome person went to become a monk, which is really a pity for female compatriots.
Even, when they came in from the Lingmu, several women on a diner, they actually made waves at the Lingmu. provoked Lingmu's face to be flushed again.
This monk is so cute!
"Director Zhang, the food here seems to be a little expensive for you." After browsing the menu, Sambo said with a smashing of his mouth.
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Zhang Fan poured tea and said, "It doesn't matter if he's expensive or not, isn't it just the price of a meal?" As long as you eat happily and eat with your stomach open, I will buy it, and you don't have to worry. ”
Jie Kedi does not enmity Kecha seals the enemy sail and says something ugly, monks are also human beings, they also have seven emotions and six desires, and they also have their own physiological needs. The monk recruiting prostitutes is not a big sensational news.
Zhang Fan was so cool that the Sanbao monk was a little closer to him, "That...... Director Zhang, until now, we have also drunk tea, and you haven't revealed it to us, what do you ask us to help you do? In case we ......"
"Master of the Three Treasures, you don't have to worry! Actually, my request to you is very simple! You can do it perfectly, that's no problem. Hey, let's not talk about it, let's eat first. ”
Why didn't Zhang Fan know Sanbao's worries? As the saying goes, if you take people short, you will eat people with a soft mouth. Eating and drinking, the most taboo is to take it, eat, and then can't guarantee to do things, then things will not be easy to do.
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Soon, plate after plate, stack after stack of good dishes, and good wine came up on the table one by one.
Monks eat meat and drink alcohol, and now in this world of flowers and flowers, it is not surprising that there is a lot of materialistic society. Furthermore, no one stipulates that after becoming monks, they cannot eat meat or drink alcohol.
To put it mildly, monks are also human beings, they also have seven emotions and six desires, and they also have their own physiological needs. The monk recruiting prostitutes is not a big sensational news.
"Come on! Master of the Three Treasures, and Lingmu, let's have a drink. ”
Zhang Fan stood up and raised his glass to them.
Who knows, it was a little girl at the next table, who said to her mother: "Mom! Are you a monk drinking, and they're eating meat? Are they flower monks? So will they have their own wives? ”
Poof! Zhang Fan immediately squirted out a sip of wine.
Childlike words! It's really childlike!
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Zhang Fan took advantage of the fact that the Three Treasures Monk and Lingmu were drunk and their faces were red, and he told them all the thoughts in his heart.
As soon as the Sanbao monk heard Zhang Fan's plan, he immediately shook his head, "Director Zhang, I can't do it, aren't you asking us to lie to those people?" Deceive them? Fool them? If the Buddha knew, his old man would not be able to spare us. ”
"Really? Aren't you eating meat now? Did you drink the wine too? Why don't you blame the Buddha for blaming you? Zhang Fan raised his eyebrows, and immediately knew what Monk Hua was thinking.
This flower monk is very good at thieves. If he hadn't been given a little sweetness, he wouldn't have agreed so easily.
Zhang Fan thought for a while, and then said: "Sanbao, my Qingshan Temple is really shabby, if you promise me to complete this matter, hehe, maybe when I am happy, I will donate you a sum of sesame oil money." Of course, you have to be able to do things. If you can satisfy me, then the sesame oil money is not a problem, it is enough to renovate your Qingshan Temple, and I can also give you a good reputation, so that you pilgrims are full of people, and the incense is greatly vigorous. Master Sambao, what do you think? ”
"Director Zhang, are you serious?" Suddenly hearing Zhang Fan's words, the bait thrown out was so rich, the Sanbao monk couldn't sit down anymore, his eyes, the thief kept scanning Zhang Fan, to determine whether Zhang Fan was making fun of him.
Thinking about our Tsing Yi Temple, the geographical location is excellent, but I don't know what is going on, the pilgrims would rather walk a few miles to the Baiyun Temple in the suburbs to offer incense than to their Qingshan Temple. In the final analysis, it must be that their Qingshan Temple is in tatters, and it has no reputation in the same city, it is just a dilapidated temple.
Just imagine, worshipping the Buddha requires sincerity and spirituality, and the ghost can only enter the dilapidated temple.
Is the fish finally taking the bait? A smile suddenly appeared on the corner of Zhang Fan's mouth, and he neither nodded nor denied, "Master Sanbao, you didn't give me a clear answer." ”
"Hey, hey! What's that...... As long as the things that Director Zhang mentioned before can be fulfilled, isn't it just fooling some of those people? Poor monks naturally have a way. ”