Well, He Luo thought silently in his heart, how to describe this beautiful woman?

Eyebrows are like distant mountains...... It seems to be good, her eyebrows have a graceful taste, like the distant mountains after the spring rain has been washed, and there is a hazy feeling.

The nose is like a jade carving...... It seems that her nose is carved out by a craftsman who has spent a lifetime of painstaking work.

Lips like dancôme...... It still seems to be good, her lips are small, the arc is very graceful, and it gives people a pleasing feeling, but it makes people feel that she will be a little mean. It is said that a woman with too thin lips will be very mean, I don't know if it's true?

Eyes like ...... Hey, it's time for dude to get out of the elevator.

When the thirteenth floor arrived, He Luo reluctantly stepped out of the elevator, and couldn't help but look back, the elevator door was closing, and Mr. Ye also raised his head and looked at him at the right time, with an expressionless face, an iceberg beauty. He Luo felt like he was frostbitten, shook his head secretly, turned around and walked towards the place where he had applied for the job.

He Luo walked into the hall, reported his name, and the girl who checked it let him go.

Most of the people who come to apply are graduate students, doctoral students and other bulls, looking like Lao Tzu is the best in the world, and they are all elites anyway. He Luo, a scumbag with a college diploma, is not even 5 in combat effectiveness, but he looks good, and he looks a bit elite.

"Dude, are you here to apply?" A young man with glasses said to He Luo.

"Hmm." He Luo nodded, brother didn't come to apply, did he come to sell his ass? He wanted to say that, but thought it was too rude.

"The Water Moon Group is a great place! There are a lot of best girls, I don't know which one do you fancy buddy? The man with glasses showed his true colors.

He Luo secretly cursed in his heart: "Well-dressed beasts! But he said quietly: "I'm here to apply, just to eat." ”

The man with glasses despised him and said, "Dude, you have to be a little ambitious, a little ideal!" There are so many watery cabbages in this Shuiyue Group, you can't just come with the mentality of applying! ”

He Luo suddenly had a headache, but fortunately, at this time, the examiner came in, and all the applicants quieted down. And He Luo, almost stared out his eyes, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, that is called a messy, that is called a pain! He lowered his head for fear that the examiner would see him.

However, there were only a dozen or so people who came to apply, and the examiner immediately noticed He Luo who was bowing his head.

"Hey, brother, the examiner is here, why are you still keeping your head down?" The man with glasses on the side pushed him.

"......" He Luo raised his head helplessly, just in front of the stern eyes of the examiner, and couldn't help but smile helplessly.

That's right, the examiner is the beauty who had an embarrassing thing with He Luo on the subway. After she saw He Luo, she also understood that what happened in the subway station was a misunderstanding, but she still couldn't help but feel angry, glared at He Luo fiercely, and then stepped on her high heels and turned around to discuss with the other examiner.

The glasses man next to him pushed He Luo and said, "Hey, buddy." This beautiful woman seems to have a grudge against you? I guess you're good enough this time, don't be assigned to the security department! ”

He Luo suddenly "sighed" in his heart, this offended the examiner, does my brother still have a good life? The examiner is obviously from the human resources department, and when the time comes, if he really sends himself to clean the toilet and work as a security guard, then there will really be no place to cry. However, He Luo thought about it carefully, he didn't seem to have any involvement in catering, accommodation, and real estate, and it seemed that he could only work as a coolie when he came to this large company to apply for a job.

He Luo sighed helplessly, and the beautiful examiner said in an indifferent voice: "This time it is for us to select the elite of the Water Moon Group, if you don't have two brushes, I advise you to go back as soon as possible!" Those present must be proficient in two or more foreign languages, have a college diploma or above, and also have professional knowledge. ”

When He Luo heard this, he didn't feel anything, it didn't matter how many Chinese languages he spoke, after all, he used to wander around the world, except for some small countries, he really didn't know which countries he didn't understand the language.

Entering the examination room, the examiner's assistant asked them what papers they wanted.

"I'm free, you can just draw two copies for me." He Luo played with the ballpoint pen in his hand, which jumped up and down like a butterfly between his five fingers, and the assistant was stunned and didn't react.

When the beautiful examiner on the side heard it, she couldn't help frowning, and sneered: "Okay, give him all these nine test papers!" ”

Amitabha, he doesn't bring such a whole person, right? He Luo rolled his eyes, he knew that he would choose two directly.

The assistant put the nine test papers on his desk and gave him a look of self-pity. Good fellow, English, Russian, French, Italian, Japanese, German, Korean, Spanish, Portuguese, really his grandmother's nine Chinese dialect. He Luo's face began to twitch, and he saw that the beautiful woman was in the heart for a while, let your kid pretend to be b, now you know the consequences of pretending to b, right?

He Luo didn't say much, he took the paper and began to write, there are a lot of professional terms in these languages, it is difficult, it is estimated that it will take a lot of time for a university professor to come. But He Luo doesn't care, he doesn't forget if he can't pass the test, he skips the difficult questions directly, and just writes an answer, and you can get it with a simple three-to-five divided by two.

He Luo's spoken language is average, but when he writes it, he is much more accessible, and the nine Chinese language test papers are written so that He Luo's head is big.

He Luo secretly gritted his teeth and said in his heart: "This woman is too bad, don't fall into my hands, otherwise you must clean her up!" Leather whip, tiger chair, chili water ......"

While cursing in my heart, I made a volume at the same time, and it seemed that this would give me a lot of motivation and write more quickly. He has lived a life of drunkenness for half a year, drunk and dreaming all day long, and now he feels very uncomfortable when he uses his brain, but after writing a French test paper, he feels much more comfortable in his head. He shook his fingers and began to write the Japanese test paper again.

"Examiner, the refill is out of ink." He Luo raised his hand helplessly and shouted, after writing the four test papers, the ink was gone.

The beautiful examiner sneered, pursed her lips, and the assistant gave He Luo a new ballpoint pen, He Luo was not verbose, took the pen and began to do the questions.

The beautiful woman was a little surprised, this guy didn't seem to have stopped since he received the test paper, and he couldn't help but stare at him and found that he was writing at the desk.

"Is this still a ferocious dragon crossing the river? Have been pretending to be stupid? Actually, Niu B's is not good? The beautiful woman examined a little puzzled, "No, he is proficient in nine Chinese, will he not find a job, come to us to apply?" I'm afraid I've been hired by some more powerful group a long time ago, right? It must have been scribbled, maybe it was written a bunch of scolding me. ”

The test papers were handed in one by one, and most of the applicants chose English and German, which are more common and relatively simple languages.

He Luo finished the last Korean test paper, and couldn't help scolding her mother, although her voice was small, but she still let the beautiful woman hear it, she couldn't help frowning secretly, and sneered in her heart, how could such a vulgar person enter the Shuiyue Group? Maybe he really scolded her on his test paper!

When He Luo's nine test papers were handed in, everyone was dumbfounded, and the test papers were written so densely that there were so many professional terms that the elites who specialized in languages couldn't understand them.

"It's done!" He Luo slapped the pen in his hand, turned around and left, since he would be embarrassed, it was better not to stay here.

This made nine test papers, slapped the fierce men in the faces of everyone present, a super tiger gun, and rode in the dust.

"Wait...... You wait! The beautiful examiner suddenly shouted and ran up quickly, "I've already asked someone to review your paper, we need you for a talent like you." ”

He Luo shrugged his shoulders and said: "I'm just a war scumbag with a college diploma, which of those elites is not a master's degree or a graduate student?" Forget it, I'll go first. ”

The beautiful examiner couldn't help but mutter: "Watch your eyes!" He pursed his lips and said, "Now, can't I apologize to you!" The thing in the subway station is a misunderstanding, sorry, I misunderstood you! Mr. Ho Lok! ”

He Luo looked at the aggrieved expression of the beautiful examiner, couldn't help but smile dumbly, and said, "It's okay, you said it was a misunderstanding, will I still care?" ”

The beautiful examiner smiled: "That's good!" Mr. He Luo, my name is Ren Jingnu, I am the manager of the personnel department, and it is a pleasure to meet you. ”

No matter how He Luo heard it, he felt that the word "talent" was sarcastic about him, but maybe it was just because he thought too much, so he shook his head and said, "I can't say talent, it's almost the same." Hello Mr. Ren, I am very happy to meet you. ”

He felt that the name of the main exam still had some flavor, Jing Nu, the vocabulary in the Book of Songs, Jing Nu Qishu, Yi I Tong Guan. Tsk, how poetic and feminine.

Facts have proved that Ren Jingnu is indeed a very feminine woman, with a graceful figure and a very delicate face, which does not seem to be bad compared to that Mr. Ye.

"Then may I ask, Mr. He Luo, have you any previous work experience?" Ren Jingnu asked.

He Luo thought for a long time and said, "No! I used to be an alcoholic. ”

Ren Jingnu couldn't help but roll her eyes, although this person was a bit of a fool, but she couldn't treat each other with ordinary eyes, she couldn't hold back the little anger that had just burned in her heart, and asked, "What about your specialty?" The nine Chinese languages are considered a specialty, is there any? I need to know more about you so I can arrange a job for you. ”

He Luo thought about it for a long time, and it wasn't until Ren Jingnu was a little impatient that He Luo said slowly: "Me! My specialty seems to be security, well, security. ”

This is said very seriously, he is indeed quite suitable for security, and he has been a bodyguard for the big boss for a long time before.

These words made Ren Jingnu furious, isn't this a trick? A man who is proficient in the nine Chinese languages tells you that he is good at security?

Bear with me!

Ren Jingnu thought that Ho Luo was retaliating, so she temporarily held back her anger.