Gu Man still didn't fall asleep when the new book was published, because if he stayed on the table for too long, his cervical spine would be very uncomfortable. Gu Man admires those sleeping parties very much, it is not easy to sleep like a dead person in just one position. Because of this, Gu Man has not seen the faces of these "dead people" since the beginning of school. Especially the girls in the front row of seats are really curious.

"Could it be that they went to work last night, or went to go crazy until dawn every day, I can't imagine it!"

Tomorrow Gu Nuanxin celebrates her birthday, and today she went to prepare for the personnel and process of the party, so today Gu Man did not have any restraint, and she was a little excited in her heart. Today he wants to talk to the girls who are sleeping in the party and see if there are any unexpected surprises today.

The skin quality of the girls in this class is not bad, after all, how can it be possible to spend so much money on maintenance without effect, in the hearts of some male ** silk, they can be regarded as the so-called goddesses!

However, in Gu Man's eyes, these vulgar fans Gu Man can't look down on.

"Zhang Li, please take this month's class fee."

After the manager's fight, the squad leader Zhao Yiquan learned a lot, and he didn't dare to trouble Gu Man anymore, and even when he collected the class fee, he didn't ask Gu Man for this.

Gu Man watched with great interest as the class leader urged the students lying on the table to pay the class fee. Next, it's time for this girl to wake up!

But the next scene was as terrifying as Sadako crawling out of a well.

The female classmate named Zhang Li stretched out her hand to take the money from the schoolbag, and her head was lying on the table, and the money was taken out of the schoolbag one by one, and she accurately took out 293 yuan for the class fee.

"Damn, this skill is too awesome! It is possible to erase the denomination of a banknote with his hand. ”

Then the girl named Zhang Li continued to die in the past, and this scene just now was as scary as watching a horror movie. In the next few minutes, the squad leader continued to collect the class fee, and according to Gu Man's wishes, Gu Man also saw the faces of these girls, very ordinary, Gu Man was a little lost.

……

When there was a beautiful mushroom Liang bumped into Gu Man before, Gu Man didn't cherish it, and when he saw Gu Liang's face, Gu Man regretted it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this, if there is a chance to do it again, I will say to that girl: Gu Man will definitely ask what your phone number is? Gu Man sometimes compares the beautiful sister on the street to a Honda, and Gu Man himself is compared to an artistic Bugatti.

"What-Honda?? Bugatti ??? ”

The beautiful girl on the ground looked at it, and suddenly understood everything.

Forehead... Gu Man raised his eyebrows.

The point is that so-and-so has made ample mental plans and is preparing to take on a beautiful woman to become a shrew. But the reality is very weird, Gu Liang on the ground is unusually quiet, his eyes are rolling on Gu Man from time to time, his eyes are turning very fast, and he feels that his eyeballs will fall at any time.

Well, don't people say that the sea is calm before the storm? Gu Man thought that this was the current situation, and he didn't dare to underestimate the enemy, so he silently admonished himself in his heart.

"Holy! I've seen something for so long, does he have a perspective function, it's over, I'm not wearing panties today, but it's cheap for her! After watching it for a minute or two, Gu Man slowly found that this Gu Liang had looked at his body, but he didn't look at his face.

"You drive a Bugatti?"

"Uh... Well... Huh? ”

Gu Liang asked suddenly, Gu Man was like a second monk who couldn't figure out his head. Of course, Gu Man's family has Bugatti, and even Rolls-Royce Silver Charm, but he really can't think of why this Gu Liang is asking this? Soon! The answer will be revealed.

After knowing the answer, Gu Liang instantly bloomed with a sly smile on his face, he was still sitting on the ground, but now he was lying on the ground.

Oh my god! Isn't this "touching porcelain" (touching porcelain originates from the Beijing dialect, which is a fake performance of extorting money after being hit by a car)?

What the hell I am.

This mushroom convulsed all of a sudden, foaming at the mouth, rolling his eyes while spitting?

"I'll go, you're a graduate of the Beijing Film Art Academy! It's too professional to play! ”

Seeing this scene in front of him, even Gu Man couldn't believe that all this was fake!

"Oops! Sister, I didn't drive today, are you playing so hard with porcelain? Gu Man poked Gu Liang's shoulder, and his face was full of the words "I am innocent", but who didn't believe it? "Oh my God! O earth! Gu Liang, if you don't win the Oscar this year, you will be blind to your acting skills. ”

The Gu Liang in front of him was still motionless, just like a "dead man", Gu Man looked around. I heard that the porcelain encounters are generally group activities, first one person pretends to faint, and then a large number of people will come over, with a blackmail face on their faces. But for so long, I haven't seen a single figure.

"Gu Liang, you have the courage to come out to work by yourself?"

Gu Man smiled helplessly, shook his head, and took out a wad of money from his pocket and stuffed it into the hand of the "dead man". After all, a little mushroom Liang is also uncomfortable to look at, so let's do good deeds! Although this kind of thing is not recommended, it should be ruined to avoid disaster!

Gu Man raised his eyebrows and continued to stand up, just as he was about to leave from in front of the "dead man". When Gu Man walked up, the "dead man" finally moved, and a slender arm quickly grabbed Gu Man's ankle. Although Gu Man had long known in his heart that this Gu Liang was alive, this sudden move made Gu Man feel cold.

I'll talk...... I don't know if I have a heart attack, people are scary, scared to death!

"Hurry up, or don't blame me for not understanding politeness!" Gu Man said loudly.

I've seen shameless, but Gu Man has never seen such shameless. I gave money anyway, and I still chased after it.

"Brother, you can drive a Bugatti, why can't you give more!"

Gu Man didn't understand for a while, and felt that he had changed his style all of a sudden, and his voice was sweet, and he missed the mushrooms in Yichun Courtyard very much. She finally revealed her harmless little face and looked at Gu Man with a smile. If he hadn't experienced this matter himself, he would definitely have been deceived by her.

"Forehead ......"

The sentence of hitting people without slapping their faces makes sense, looking at Gu Liang's smiling face, Gu Man thought that he was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis.

I gave a few more pieces of money, and after giving it, the girl immediately jumped from the ground. Depend on! That's right, it's nothing.

"Haha, good brother, you are so loving." After Gu Liang put away a pile of money, she immediately changed her painting style, just like the little sister next door, with a sweet smile. But when she saw Gu Man's frosty face, she immediately stuck out her tongue and put away her sweet smile.

Suddenly, I felt that the painting style was much fresher, cute! So loving!

At this moment, Gu Man's heart had been completely melted by this little mushroom.

"Good brother, it's getting so late, how about I treat you to barbecue tonight? My name is Jing Jiaren, what are you? ”

“……”

In the end, when Gu Man followed Jing Jiaren to a nearby "primitive man" barbecue restaurant, he slowly remembered that it was not a matter of who was treating. It's a matter of being bought by someone and helping to count the money, Gu Man has always thought that he is the smartest, but today he lost to this milky little mushroom Liang, Gu Man really started to use his own intelligence, this is really spending money to cure his own problems.

"Boss, boss, I want ten beer, a bottle of liquor, ten strings of Orleans grilled chicken wings, a string of leeks, five strings of chicken heads, three strings of tenderloin, and it is also perverted and spicy according to the old requirements, if it is not spicy, I will not give money, haha!"

"Don't worry, our chili peppers are guaranteed to you after eating the fire, rest assured."

It seems that Jing Jiaren is a regular customer of this store! I've been greeting the people in this shop since I came in, and when a man suddenly appeared next to me, several waiters not only looked at it a few more times but also said.

"Beauty, I let you lie again tonight, there are so many wrongs in this world!"

The boss didn't say anything, just glanced at Gu Man twice, and left in a hurry.

"I'll talk about it, but the victim didn't say anything, but you expressed embarrassment, you embarrassed yarn, I'm the wronged leader, how can I be wronged? What can you do with me? Hum! ”

Gu Man's eyes glared fiercely at this person's culprit Jing Jiaren, Jing Jiaren smiled with an indifferent attitude, and then said, "Good brother!" Don't care! This Orleans grilled chicken wings are famous, and you should try them when you come back!"

You won't be with them, will you! Say, I'm the first of the few people who have been tricked into coming here to eat something baked! ”

"Hee-hee, it's all in ...... words"

This is obviously the comfort of giving a sweet jujube after beating someone, Gu Man didn't continue to think about it, Xiao Gu Liang helped Gu Man order a lot of delicious food, and he still thought about it; However, what surprised Gu Man the most was that she not only used chopsticks to pick up beer but also blew the whole bottle, but she didn't expect that a Lori's appearance also hid the heart of a female man. Jing Jiaren gave the wine to Gu Man very generously, although there was still Jing Jiaren's saliva on the outside of the wine, Jing Jiaren was in the style of a Hong Kong sister.

"Come on, Brother Gu Man, you're welcome, just treat it like your own home, don't be so detained, let's go for one, it's boring!"

Gu Man slowly reported to himself that he got up, ate and drank with Jing Jiaren, and slowly began to draw fists and guess riddles......

Through the inquiries from the side, I learned that Jing Jiaren, a lovely girl, turned out to be a "habitual offender", looking for opportunities to touch porcelain every day, and there are different versions, such as: hypoglycemic attack, terminal cancer, heart attack, or to treat her mother and earn tuition for her younger siblings, etc.