Chapter 100 gives you a urinary incontinence

As soon as Zhang Fan saw Zhou Yang's villain fall into the well, he felt a wave of disgust in his heart for no reason, "It's your business!" If it's okay, go to work early, like a woman's chirp, don't you think you're a hypocrite? ”

"You..."

Zhou Yang choked on his words, and his face turned red. [Ran^Text^Library] The purpose of his being here today is to give Zhang Fan an ugly look and wait to see his jokes. Who knew that he was choked by Zhang Fan's words, and Zhang Fan also strode away.

"Damn." Zhou Yang's eyes stared at Zhang Fan's departing back with resentment, and his fists were clenched tightly into a half-circle.

If you want to insult others, you must first be insulted. Zhou Yang can be said to be boring for himself.

Dean's Office.

As soon as Li Guochang saw Zhang Fan, he immediately picked up a stack of documents in his hand and smashed them at Zhang Fan, scolding with a smile: "Zhang Fan, you little rabbit, I've only been on a business trip for a day, and you poked a hole in me?" Scold! It's really not small that you can endure, and you dare to smoke it, vice president? I see you grew up drinking Sanlu milk powder, right? It's not a small amount of courage. ”

"Uh...... Dean, what's that...... I. Actually, I didn't mean to. Zhang Fan grabbed the document smashed in the air with one hand, and dragged it in his hand with the other, he looked down, and his heart couldn't help but move, it was the relevant procedures of his assistant to the dean.

"Forget it, it's already happened anyway, and if you're explaining, it's showing that you're not just doing it on purpose, it's also on purpose. However, that old boy, he really deserves to fight. ”

Li Guochang hehe, "Actually, I didn't expect that he would do something on your entry letter, when I left that day, I gave all the documents to the personnel department, who knew he would...... Alas, don't talk about it, it's really disturbing. But Zhang Fan, let me tell you, if you slap it, Ling Shisong seems to have a big problem. ”

"Dean, what's wrong with him?"

Zhang Fan asked pretendedly. He didn't expect that if he slapped Ling Shisong, Li Guochang would approve of him. And in the end, he reinstated his assistant to the dean, and nothing changed, presumably Old Man Li must have been under huge psychological pressure to get this matter done, right?

couldn't help but feel Zhang Fan's gratitude to Li Guochang.

Li Guochang sat down, picked up a cup of tea, took a sip, and he said: "According to the doctor, after Ling Shisong was slapped by you, he was incontinent on the spot, and then he did a comprehensive examination, and finally found no problems, but Ling Shisong is indeed incontinent, and he can't stop it until now, and we can only put a urine bag on him, Zhang Fan, you said that you just slapped him, can you really beat a person out of urinary incontinence?" ”

"Dean, I don't know about that. After all, I'm not a urologist, so maybe they should go to a urologist for this matter. ”

Originally, Ling Shisong's urinary incontinence was Zhang Fan's hands and feet on him. Of course, he couldn't admit that it had anything to do with him. Unexpectedly, Ling Shisong likes to pretend to be sick, so let him really pretend to be a real illness.

Aren't you able to pretend? I'll let you pretend to be enough.

A small means of punishment will not kill him, and second, it can teach him a profound enough lesson.

"Alas! Look at the slap in the face, this matter has caused rumors everywhere in my hospital! Also, let me tell you, Ling Shisong is already planning to sue you in court, so you'd better be prepared. Alright, there's nothing to do with you here, I've got something to call you. ”

Ling Shisong wants to sue him? Zhang Fan's face was stunned! Exiting the dean's office, a smile tugged at the corner of Zhang Fan's mouth. That's it, anyway, Ling Shisong has already endured all the hardships, and when he has free time, let's go and see him.

Assistant to the dean, in fact, there is not much to do. Generally, sort out the documents and materials, otherwise if you are idle, you can go to each department to turn around, and a morning will pass quickly.

"Zhang Fan, are you coming to work?"

Hu Lili had just finished punching the patient, holding two small bottles and a hook in her hand, she saw Zhang Fan, she smiled, and she whispered to him: "I said that you are really powerful, vice president, you dare to fight?" Huh, you know what? This matter has been rumored in our hospital. Brother, you're so amazing! I'm starting to like you a little bit now. ”

"No, I have a fiancΓ©e."

Zhang Fan deliberately took a step back, grinning on his face. Then, his eyes scanned the little nurse's uprightness again. Belch...... Seems to have grown up a little more?

"Giggles! Look at your poor and sour appearance, and you said that you have a fiancΓ©e, I think that girl will marry you. Hu Lili grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

"Yes! Look at me, poor and sour, what girl would marry me as a daughter-in-law? Hey, why don't you marry me, you're a nurse, I'm a doctor, a doctor and a nurse, it's a perfect match. ”

"Go! You've got a beautiful idea! ”

Hu Lili stretched out her hand to hit Zhang Fan, but found that she was still holding two bottles in her hands, so she said to Zhang Fan, "You beat Vice President Ling, Zhang Fan, you will have to be very careful in our hospital in the future." ”

"Why?" Zhang Fan raised his eyebrows, but he didn't understand the meaning of Hu Lili's words.

"Because, Ling Shisong has a ruthless wife! And his wife is fat and a typical tigress, and you sent someone's husband to the hospital, do you say that the wife will spare you? Giggle, you ask for more blessings! I'm busy. ”

The little nurse hummed a tune and left.

Zhang Fan wiped his nose! Tigress? The sturdy woman Zhang Fan can't afford to provoke! He had originally planned to go see Ling Shisong, but now he had changed his mind.

At noon, the hospital canteen.

In the afternoon, Zhang Fan dared to go back to pick up Zhang Jing to come to the hospital for examination, in order to save time, Zhang Fan could only choose to eat in the hospital's canteen.

But when Zhang Fan just walked into the door of the dining hall, a burly fat woman collided with him, and accidentally dropped the thermos cup in the fat woman's hand to the ground.

With a bang, the cup shattered, spilling chicken soup all over the floor.

"Uh, that...... I didn't mean to, haha......."

"you! My chicken broth. ”

The fat woman's face was full of anger, and she glanced at Zhang Fan fiercely, looking at her fat all over her body, Zhang Fan was a little jealous, he was really afraid that this fat woman would pounce on him, and then press him down, and sit him to death with his ass.

"You accompany me with chicken soup, this is my hard work in the morning! You're ......."

"Hey, Zhang Fan, why did you come to the dining hall to eat? I thought that a boy like you would not enter our hospital cafeteria. ”

Hu Lili's appearance, she really didn't come at the right time.

When the fat woman heard the words "Zhang Fan", her eyes became angry, "What? Your name is Zhang Fan? Is that Zhang Fan who killed a thousand knives and beat my husband to the point of being disabled and put in the hospital? It's so good, the old lady was about to look for you, but you sent it to the door? Spicy next door! I'll pump you kid ......"

What the? The fat woman turned out to be the mother-in-law of the Ling Shisong family? In the morning, Zhang Fan was still deliberately avoiding the matter. Unbeknownst to them, they met unexpectedly in the hospital cafeteria, and he also broke a can of chicken soup from someone else.

Presumably, this chicken soup must have been boiled by the fat woman for Ling Shisong to replenish the body.

The fat woman's name is Li Jiaofeng, she is indeed Ling Shisong's wife, I heard that her husband was beaten and admitted to the hospital, she hurried to it, and unexpectedly found that her husband was incontinent?

Oh, my God! If a man is incontinent, isn't it scrapped at the same time on his side?

Don't look at Li Jiaofeng's age of fifty, and she is still full of fat. Can be in the life of the couple. Ling Shisong and his family have to live as a couple four to five times a week on average.

My husband is incontinent, isn't this equivalent to cutting off Li Jiaofeng's sexual happiness from now on? She was furious! I have to go to Zhang Fan desperately.

Fortunately, she was always blocked by Ling Shisong, and she finally pressed the anger in her heart.

Now that she finally caught Zhang Fan, Li Fengjiao's extremely domineering body pounced on Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan's eyes were shocked, and he quickly dodged away, Li Fengjiao pounced, she took a breath and continued to pounce on Zhang Fan.

Hu Lili on the side, she was also stunned by the scene in front of her. How did she know that Zhang Fan had knocked over other people's chicken soup? In addition, Li Fengjiao is dissatisfied with Zhang Fan.

At the door of the dining hall, I saw a fat woman constantly chasing a young man, and they were circling in circles.

"You little bunny, don't run if you have any kinds. If you are caught by the old lady, you must be castrated. Li Fengjiao scolded and kept snoring, but she still didn't give up chasing Zhang Fan.

"Aunt Li, I think there may be a misunderstanding in this matter, Zhang Fanhe"

Hu Lili was originally kind-hearted, she looked at Li Feng's breath and wanted to go up to support her.

But she didn't know that Li Fengjiao was angry, and when she saw her talking to Zhang Fan, she turned angry and slapped Hu Lili's pretty face, "Phew! You bitch, get out of the way for my mother. ”

Hu Lili's body was originally petite, it can be said that it is small and exquisite, just like the Xiuqiao of Hangzhou xiaolongbao, she was slapped down by the fat woman, she was not only stunned, but also fell to the ground, she was unguarded and propped up on the ground with her hands, and the palm of her hand was also scratched into the skin, and the blood seeped out instantly.

Hu Lili was injured unexpectedly, it can be said that it was because of him, and she fell to the ground again. Zhang Fan's face was gloomy, he strode over and helped Hu Lili up, "This...... I'm so sorry. I didn't know ...... crazy woman."

"What? You dare to call me a crazy? I'll fight with you. ”

Li Fengjiao was unforgiving, originally Hu Lili was slapped to the ground by her, but she was a little unhappy in her heart, but she heard Zhang Fan call her a crazy woman, so that her anger just went down, and she rushed up again.

She reached out to grab Zhang Fan's face, Zhang Fan was also angry, she had never seen such a crazy woman who could pester. But he is a man after all, and it is very impolite for a man to hit a woman.

Hitting someone, that's absolutely unacceptable. However, Zhang Fan is also a person with personality, did he poke his face out and catch Li Fengjiao? That's even more impossible