1378.Xiao Wang's Drunkenness (4/5)
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So although Xiao Wang is tall and big, except for Xiao Lori, who used to climb up to play, Wang Bo never allowed adults to ride.
In order to avoid hurting Xiao Wang, he gently patted Xiao Wang's head and said, "Okay, Dad knows that you are very powerful, but you can't be willful, can you?" Let's go, let's go down. ”
Xiao Wang roared dissatisfiedly, scratched his back with his thick claws, and let him ride it no matter what.
Lao Wang sighed helplessly, and said: "Come on, you are the best, mother, I will break your waist later, don't scream, and don't turn your father upside down when you run fast." ”
"Woo!" Xiao Wang continued to roar, looking impatient.
Wang Bo turned over and jumped up, Xiao Wang's lion hair was hot, and he didn't burn him when he went up.
"Oh mom, why is it so hot?"
When he rode up, Xiao Wang immediately stood up, and it began to be uncomfortable with such a load, and it was a little difficult to walk.
Wang Bo was worried about crushing him, so he lay down all over, his arms around its neck, and his legs clamped under its ribs.
Even so, he couldn't hold it steady, Xiao Wang's fur was too smooth, and as it moved, the muscles of his back and limbs would tense and relax rhythmically, so that Lao Wang would slide up on it.
Lao Wang could only try to hold Xiao Wang tightly, and after Xiao Wang adjusted to his weight, he began to gradually accelerate and run down.
The strong man and the queen ran behind, and the old king showed a terrifying smile to them: "Paralysis follows closely, if Lao Tzu falls, you have to catch it!" ”
Xiao Wang's limbs swung vigorously, it ran down the mountain road, its thick claws slapped on the ground as if it was carrying an air cushion to cushion, and it did not bump after running to complete the acceleration.
In this way, Lao Wang breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he didn't die, he wouldn't fall.
However, Xiao Wang obviously entered a state of drunkenness, and ran faster and faster.
There were a lot of pedestrians on the mountain road, Wang Bo saw that it was not good, and quickly shouted: "Zhuangding, go to the front to see the road!" Queen, go! Go to the front! ”
The two dogs couldn't understand his words, and when they saw this, he quickly signaled with his eyes, so that the two of them finally understood what he meant, and ran ahead of Xiao Wang, barking as they ran.
There are two big dogs to open the road, and Xiao Wang has a smooth road behind him, as long as he runs down with his head down.
Tourists on the side of the road exclaimed when they saw this scene:
"Oh, this is riding a liger? It's majestic! ”
"Mom, I'm going to ride too!"
"This liger beast is so powerful, it can run so fast and so fierce with an adult!"
Wang Bo secretly said Made, you look at the majesty, let you really come up and try it, you will know, you have always suffered!
Without a saddle and stirrups, it was difficult to ride an animal, and Lao Wang almost took out the strength to keep his balance and not slip down.
Not only that, this will be exposed to the sun, and he will lie on Xiao Wang's back, so that his entire back is exposed to the sun, and his skin will be burning and painful.
This will make him even wonder, did Xiao Wang's little deliberately let him hang behind as a parasol?
There are always bends in mountain roads, and it is difficult for Xiao Wang to turn when he runs fast, because the inertia is large, its cerebellum is not very developed, and its ability to control inertia is limited.
Seeing the bend in front of him, Lao Wang's heart sank, just like the female driver who was about to crash, he buried his face directly in the lion's mane, out of sight and out of mind.
As a result, after Xiao Wang drank alcohol, not only did his courage double, but his cerebellum's ability to control balance also increased, he slowed down in advance and then turned his head, Lao Wang just slipped and successfully avoided this catastrophe.
There is no danger, the foot of the mountain is in front of him, Lao Wang looked at the dense grass under the mountain and finally relieved, even if he is thrown off here, it doesn't matter - ouch!
He was comforting himself here, but at this moment, at the foot of the mountain, Xiao Wang suddenly braked suddenly!
When turning, Xiao Wang will slow down, Lao Wang can bear the inertia, this will Xiao Wang brake abruptly, the hair on its body is so smooth, Lao Wang is like a cannonball in a smoothbore cannon, 'swoop' slid out all of a sudden, and slid directly away!
"Bang!" With a muffled sound, Wang Bo fell to the grass.
Xiao Wang opened his mouth and roared there: "Woo, roar!" ”
Wang Bo got up from the grass with difficulty, his belly and arms hurt hotly, especially his arms, just now he was afraid of hitting his head and hugged him, so his arms directly rubbed the ground, and he hit him very badly.
"Nima!" He scolded and stood up and yelled, "What are you called, what are you called?!" ”
Xiao Wang didn't care about him, he was still roaring there, and a white yak flicked his tail and looked at them innocently: Does this have anything to do with me?
There was a young man sitting on the white yak, his parents were pulling the white yak in front, and when they saw the angry roaring lion and tiger beast, the three of them were frightened and full of horror.
Lao Wang's face was also full of horror, I rely on Xiao Wang, don't make evil for Lao Tzu!
Xiao Wang was probably stimulated by the huge size of the white yak, and stood there with his mouth open and kept roaring, but fortunately it did not pounce and attack.
Wang Bo hurriedly ran over and tore Xiao Wang's mane, and roared at it, "Is it over?!" Is there an end?! Is there an end?! ”
The tourist couple shouted in horror: "Help! Help me! ”
Xiao Wang tried to push him away with his claws, but Wang Bo couldn't bear it anymore, and smashed his fist on its head and shouted, "What the hell do you want to do?!" Are you crazy?! ”
Lao Wang's full force blow was very heavy, and Xiao Wang was smashed by his punch.
After receiving this old fist, it seemed to remember the fear of being dominated by the fist, shrunk its tail and took a few steps back, staring at Lao Wang timidly with big eyes, without the fierceness and ferocity of before.
Wang Bo pointed to Lake Hawea and shouted, "Let me ride a horse to the lake!" Jump in! Go to the lake to sober up! You don't want to touch wine again! Just go! Otherwise, I don't want you! ”
Little King blinked as if savoring his words, and then ran through the pasture towards Lake Hawea with his tail between his legs.
Cousins rode over and shouted, "Chief, what's the matter?" ”
Wang Bo gasped and said, "Xiao Wang is drunk, damn it, quick, come down and give me the horse, I have to watch it!" ”
The little king in the wild running has the demeanor of the king of beasts, crushing all the way, the cow blocks the cow, the sheep blocks the sheep, and jumps into the lake after breaking out of a road.
The lake is the territory of the buffalo herd, and a small buffalo stood on the shore and looked at him stunned, as if he didn't realize how such a behemoth could suddenly come.
Xiao Wang shook his head and watched the little buffalo open his mouth and roared: "Woo! ”
As it roared, it approached, as if it was going to hunt.
Wang Bo rode his horse and didn't run over, so he could only watch this scene anxiously.
Just when he thought that the little buffalo was about to be attacked, the lake 'boomed', and then a bunch of even bigger behemoths appeared around Xiao Wang!
Dozens of burly and strong adult buffaloes appeared on the surface of the water, and the little buffalo glanced at Xiao Wang calmly and continued to bow their heads to graze. (To be continued.) )