Chapter 583: The Hillbilly Enters the City
Text [Black World] Chapter 583 The Hillbilly Enters the City and Several people stopped two taxis. They didn't know where to buy guns, so they asked the taxi driver, "Where are the guns sold?" Because Wu Qipei knew a little English, he came, but Wu Qipei couldn't read this sentence, and the taxi driver couldn't understand it.
“Fu.ck!” Seeing that the men didn't know what they were talking about, the taxi driver thought they were making fun of him, scolded them, and then started the car and left.
"Eh, don't go!" Ma Yong immediately shouted in Huaxia.
"Seven, what did you just tell him?" Ruffian asked.
"I said where to buy guns! What's wrong? Wu Qipei said.
"You are a gun, you should say, where to buy a gun!" The ruffian said depressedly.
"I'll rub it, you're a long-winded fart, you have the ability to come!" As soon as Wu Qipei said this, the ruffian immediately shut up obediently, he didn't even understand the most basic communication.
"Grandma, we're not going to have another translator, are we?" Ma Yong said helplessly, and he looked around.
"Yes, let's see where there are Huaxia people near here, find someone to help talk about it! The matter of buying a gun is handed over to a few of us who don't understand English at all, it's too much. A rat said helplessly.
At this time, several big men looked like hillbillies entering the city, and their eyes looked around, looking around to see where a Chinese person pulled one over and asked about the English language.
But this time they were really unlucky, the sun was so fierce that the shadow of a Chinese person on the street couldn't be seen, "Seven escorts, tell me what to do, now we are like fools!" The ruffian simply stood there and smoked.
"Wait, grandma, I don't believe in this evil, I want to find a way!" Wu Qipei said that at this time, the brothers all looked at him pitifully, and he also felt embarrassed.
Just as the ruffian was standing on the street smoking, flicking the ashes of his cigarettes at random, two black policemen rushed towards him with batons and shouted, "Don't smoke there!" "They speak English, but none of them are proficient in English, let alone proficient, and communication is a problem.
But they didn't seem to hear the words of the two black policemen, and no one looked at them until they came to the ruffian.
"Extinguish the cigarette butts!" A black policeman said to the ruffian.
Wu Qipei and the others also saw it, and the two policemen stared at the ruffian, but the latter couldn't understand what they were talking about, so he immediately asked Wu Qipei, "What are they talking about?" ”
Wu Qipei observed the policeman's expression and immediately understood, "Oh, they told you not to smoke!" Wu Qipei shouted.
A black policeman stretched out his palm in front of the ruffian, meaning to put the cigarette in their hand and let them throw it away, but the ruffian didn't understand at all, he snorted at Wu Qipei, and then stunned and directly poked the ignition end directly into the black policeman's palm, and the latter immediately screamed.
“Fu.ckyou!” The black policeman shouted, then picked up his baton and threw it directly at the ruffian's body.
"Grandma's, looking for death!" The ruffian is also ready, these two idiot policemen dare to mess with him, aren't they looking for death, the mood is not very happy, such a fierce sun makes people feel irritated to death.
Just as the ruffian was about to pick up his feet and kick at the black policeman, Ah Rat immediately rushed over and pulled him away, and then said in English that he didn't know much, "Sorry! After saying it several times, the black man was very angry, and he kept scolding the ruffian.
But they still didn't understand, and the rat was quick, and immediately took out a bundle of dollars from his arms and handed it to the policeman, "Yes, yes!" gogogo" Rat smiled and handed it to the black policeman, he meant to take the flowers and take the flowers, this expression ability, made the others embarrassed.
As soon as the latter saw the bundle of dollars, there were 30 of them, his eyes straightened, and he immediately snatched it from the mouse's hand, "Good! The rat only understood the word.
“NogoodNogoodbyebye!” Rat basically used all the words he knew, not knowing if he was right or not, but the two black policemen shook their hands with smiles on their faces and walked away satisfied.
"Grandma's, the police in country M are so dark! Not only is the person black, but the heart is so black, all of a sudden, 3,000 dollars is gone! Rat said indignantly.
"What are you doing, we all said that we don't know English, so let's stand obediently and figure out a way!" Ma Yong had a sad face at this time.
"If we stand here any longer, we're all going to get heat stroke!" Gu Qianming was already sweating on his forehead.
"I also know that I'm tired, this place where birds don't is full of M country guys, and I haven't even seen a shadow of a Chinese person!" Wu Qipei also said helplessly.
"Hehe, you used the wrong idiom, birds don't is to describe those places where birds don't!" The ruffian said proudly.
"Oh, no, no, it's a place where no one is around! That's right. The ruffian corrected immediately, and then smiled.
"You're so cold with this joke!" Wu Qipei said.
At this time, Gu Qianming took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, and then complained: "Depressed, it's almost 1 o'clock now, hurry up!" ”
Cell phone, cell phone! Wu Qipei seemed to think of something, and immediately said, "I have thought of a good way......
Ten minutes later, the two taxis were stopped by Wu Qipei and others, and this time they didn't see the slightest worry on their faces, and they still had some smug expressions anyway.
"Hello, where are you going?" The taxi driver asked in a friendly way as he held his head out to them.
Wu Qipei walked to the taxi driver, took out his mobile phone, the method he thought of was to install a dictionary on the mobile phone, and then enter Chinese for the dictionary to translate, and then show them the address in the mobile phone, everyone agreed that this method, cattle!
“GonoGo?” Wu Qipei asked in standard Chinese-style English.
The taxi driver looked carefully at the translator on Wu Qipei's mobile phone, smiled, and then said to them: "OK! ”
The driver of another taxi stuck out his head and asked the driver of the taxi in front of him where they were going, who immediately called him the address he had seen on his mobile phone.
"I'll just say it, this trick works!" The corners of Wu Qipei's mouth turned up slightly, it was really good for him to come up with this method, and he couldn't help but feel a little fluttery.
After getting into the taxi, the car drove towards the destination they wanted, in fact, they didn't know the way, because they had been in Las Vegas for the past few days, and the only place they had been to was the MGM Casino.
15 minutes later, the car had turned left and right and walked to a place they didn't know at all, and at this time, Wu Qipei, Gu Qianming and Ma Yong, who were sitting in the first car, were a little impatient.
"Eh, why hasn't it been so long?" Gu Qianming said to Wu Qipei.
"How do I know, I don't know the way!" Wu Qipei replied.
"It stands to reason that it is legal for people in country M to sell guns, and there should be a special store!" Ma Yong voiced his doubts.
"Are we going to meet a black-hearted taxi? Just like in China, bullying outsiders who don't know the road will take them on a long detour to make a little more money. Gu Qianming said.
Wu Qipei and Ma Yong thought about it carefully, and they both felt that this possibility was relatively high, because they were not only foreigners, they couldn't even speak English, and they definitely didn't seem to know the road, so the taxi drivers didn't kill them.
Thinking of this, Wu Qipei said to the taxi driver: "Look, Look! The taxi driver immediately turned his head, his face changed slightly, and this expression was recorded by the careful Wu Qipei, who typed in the mobile phone at this time, "Where are you going to take us?" Translation of this sentence.
I saw that the taxi driver immediately shook his head and said: "No, this place to buy guns is relatively far away, and ZF does not allow such a shop to be opened in the city!" ”
After listening, Ma Yong frowned and asked Wu Qipei, "What did he say?" ”
Wu Qipei smiled, "He said it's not far away!" Wait a little while and it'll be there! Wu Qipei thought to himself, he finally understood.
"Oh, I said it earlier! I thought we were sold! Gu Qianming and Ma Yong both exhaled, and then continued to lean on the back seat and take a nap.
Time passed minute by minute, the car drove into a small desert area, Ma Yong looked at this place, and said a little depressed: "Why did you come here?" There's not even a figure here, it's really a place where birds don't poop. ”
"Why haven't you arrived yet?" Wu Qipei once again typed Chinese into his mobile phone, translated it, and handed it to the taxi driver.
"It's almost there, you guys listen to today's news first!" The taxi driver said, and then the Las Vegas news radio station in Country M was played in the car.
"What did he say now?" Ma Yong asked.
Wu Qipei didn't hear much clearly, he heard a cow (news), he rolled his eyes, and immediately said: "Oh, he said it's almost there, the person who sells guns is a western cowboy!" He was reminded of a cartoon he watched in Country M when he was a kid, where the western cowboys each had a gun and made their home near the desert.
Gu Qianming and Ma Yong both smiled, "Grandma's, the western cowboy used to sell guns, I always thought that he was a chivalrous character like Zorro!" Gu Qianming said.
"Let's just say, you haven't seen the world before!" Wu Qipei said proudly.
"Isn't Zorro Superman?" Ma Yong asked a little puzzled.