This drink is a bit high, my father-in-law is worthy of being a doctor, and he woke up after being in a coma for five minutes, in fact, he can also see that my group of friends, especially the twelve idiots, the eight big biao people, and the group of supernatural seminars, are completely good people, but they are a little mentally abnormal!

The old man praised in my ear: "I look at that teacher with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and a healthy body, I don't know ......."

I directly cut off his thoughts: "Dad, she has a master, it's the bald donkey who harmed herself just now!" ”

The old man shook his head regretfully, and pointed to the nine girls: "I look at this woman's bones and surprise, big shoulders and round waist, I don't know ......"

"She also has a master, the bald donkey's junior brother!"

"The girl with wings is graceful, and lively, jumping up and down is not happy, although she is a little younger, but your father I know that it hurts! The old husband and the young wife are also a beautiful conversation! ”

I glanced at the female bat stuck in the trash can, shook my head and said, "There is also a master, the pants wear the outside one!" ”

My father-in-law still didn't give up, stared at Ma Yuer for a long time, and just wanted to speak, I stopped me directly: "Dad, people are less than twenty!" ”

The old man twisted his body and held Morning Glory's hand: "Sister, do you have a place to stay at night?" I have a city hotel VIP card......"

Thanks to Lao Zhao peeing on the side, otherwise something would have happened at this time, Morning Glory held back her anger, picked up a kitchen knife and chopped it on the table, and said coldly: "Senior, don't mess up the generations!" ”

My father-in-law was quite unhappy, and spoiled me like a child: "I don't care, I gave you all my daughters back then, and you have to give me a ......."

Listening to him, I remembered that Liu Qian didn't know where to run, I looked around and finally found her whereabouts, at this time she was sitting at a table with Yideng and them, and opposite her was Su Diao Complex.

A woman's mind is careful, this woman used to be very arrogant, that's because Wang Damin in the past was indeed a grandmother who didn't love his uncle and didn't love it, but now I, the beauties around me are like clouds, from eighteen-year-old girls to sixties super-mature old ladies, from the female disciples of the beggar gang to the big stars in the city, from anime female fans to peerless shemale masters, from the beauties of the yang world to the female staff of the Yin Division, there are everything, there are many types, distinctive characteristics, all of them are not simple characters, either they can play with kitchen knives or kill people and set fires, so, This woman is not calm! Smart people naturally have smart truths, and after observing for a few minutes, Liu Qian decided that Su Diao Complex was her biggest enemy.

Liu Qian and Su Diao sat opposite each other, although their faces were full of showmanship, gentle and generous, but the conversation was already hidden.

Liu Qian first smiled and said to Yideng: "Master, we are neighbors, I didn't know you last time, when I go home in the past two days, I must cook two good dishes and entertain you well!" ”

Yideng is not really stupid, he knew that it was going to be bad when he heard Liu Qian speak, so he covered his stomach and said thank you twice, and ran away.

Liu Qian turned her head to Su Diao and said, "Sister, when you come over one day, sister-in-law, I will introduce you to someone." ”

Su Diao's complex body is full of spring, and he is infinitely shy, but he is not a good stubble on his mouth, especially Diao Zetian, who is really hurtful when he speaks: "My sister already has a sweetheart, and she is asking him to divorce!" Blow up the lamp, don't you say? ”

Blow out the lamp and raise your hand: "I want to go to the toilet!" With that, he ran away.

Liu Qian stroked the wine glass: "Sister, this is not right, there are many men in the world, how can you focus on other men?" I see that my sister is unparalleled and famous, what kind of person can't she marry? Nine girls, don't you say? ”

Nine Girls: "I'm going to the toilet!" "After that, I ran away!

Su Diao's complex's face changed, and it should be that Su Feifei got the opportunity to speak: "Sister Liu, in fact, I don't want to do this, but ...... I can't be the master, it's all to blame on that stinky man, Vice President Lin, don't you say? ”

Vice President Lin was immediately stupid, he had just come back from going to the toilet, the old man shook his head and looked at it for a long time, picked up a bottle of liquor and drank it, and after drinking, he fell on the table.

Don't look at Liu Qian as a housewife, she has no martial arts, and she has seen the world, but her resilience is extraordinary: "If you want me to say, my sister can't see it, there are many men in this world, my sister shouldn't hang on a tree, otherwise, like some women, if someone is exposed, wouldn't it be a shame to be thrown home?" What do you think? Don't go to the toilet! ”

I was about to cry, so I picked up the brick next to me and smashed it on my head, and I immediately fainted!

Diao Zetian took control of the situation again: "As long as I love him, he also loves me, what do others say?" Besides, who dares to say anything about me? Tired of living? Wei Wu, don't you say? ”

Wei Wu also wanted to play self-harm and faint, but he didn't have the courage to settle the difficulty, and after pondering for a long time, this kid began to sobbed himself: "Paralysis, let you not study hard, let you mix with the dark, let you not have long eyes, let you meddle in your affairs......"

Liu Qianwan smiled: "Sister, why are you in a hurry when you talk about it?" Look, isn't my sister-in-law sorry for you? Isn't that afraid that the man will lie to you? Your brother Wang is usually busy, so he will definitely not be able to take care of you, sister-in-law, I naturally have to care more about it! Fourth, don't you say? ”

The fourth child picked up a short knife and stabbed himself, and at that time he vomited blood and fainted!

Su Feifei said: "Sister, it's not right if you say that, my eldest brother Wang didn't teach me like this, what he said is different from you, Dong Si, do you think what I said is right?" ”

Dong Siyi smashed a beer bottle and pointed the bottle to his neck: "Don't force me, don't force me, if you force me, I'll poke it according to my trachea......"

……

Half an hour later, there was no one around the two of them, leaving only the unconscious Vice President Lin, Ding Nan, Wei Wu, who was sucking his mouth, the fourth child who was spurting blood, and Dong Si, who threatened to commit suicide with a bottle.

A light trembled and said to me: "You quickly think of a way, the fourth child will be hung up in a while!" ”

I grinned and cursed: "Nonsense! What the hell can I do, now I'm going to die! ”

Maybe it was because he didn't think it was interesting to fight, Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian began to fight with wine, Su Diao Complex took two sea bowls, poured two large bowls of liquor, and said to Liu Qian: "Sister, my sister and you know each other is also fate, now my sister toasts you, don't look down on me!" ”

Liu Qian took the sea bowl, drank the liquor in a few sips, and at the end, she turned the bottom of the bowl upside down, signaling that she had a drop: "Sister don't drink it soon?" Sister, I can't wait for the next bowl! ”

Su Diao snorted coldly, quickly drank it all, slapped the sea bowl on the table, and shouted while pouring wine: "Come again!" ”

Liu Qian seemed a little unpleasant, and walked over with a soy sauce bottle: "It's boring to drink so much, add some soy sauce!" ”

Su Diao's complex also got energetic, grabbed the vinegar bottle: "Add some vinegar!" ”

Liu Qian: "Add some chili noodles!" ”

Su Diao Complex: "Add some cumin!" ”

Liu Qian: "Add some MSG!" ”

Su Diao Complex: "Add some salt!" ”

A lamp and two eyes have already spurted blood: "Section Chief Wang, I think you will have a good life in the future!" ”

At this moment, a curse came from behind him: "Senior, why are you so stinky and shameless?" Am I a virgin and have anything to do with you? Does it have anything to do with how well you are doing? ”

I looked behind me and saw that my father-in-law was swaying and playing hooligan with the eleventh girl, so I hurriedly ran over and grabbed the old man: "Dad, go over and drag the bloody man lying on the ground!" ”

The old man was still unsatisfied: "This woman always peeks at me, I thought she was interesting to me!" It turned out to be squinted eyes! After saying that, the old man walked over to Su Diao and Liu Qian, and dragged the seriously injured fourth man back, and the two women didn't pay attention to him at all!

At this time, Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian had already drunk three bowls of unknown liquid, and their bodies were a little swaying, Liu Qian was obviously a little uncomfortable, and called me in a coquettish voice: "Damin, come here, I'm a little uncomfortable, I want to hug!" ”

Before I could leave, I heard Su Diao's complex shouting: "Brother Wang, come here, I'm a little dizzy, you help me!" ”

I just wanted to ask for help from the people around me, who would have thought, as soon as I turned around, except for my father-in-law, there was no one left, even the fried horse and two eggs disappeared, I scolded for being unrighteous, and resolutely walked towards the two daughters and three souls.

……

I walked to the center of the table and said to Dong Si, who was trembling and wanted to commit suicide: "Are you okay?" ”

"Don't talk to me!" Hearing my voice, Dong Si was like crazy, his face was full of convulsions, and it took a long time before he said to me: "You just treat me as dead, if you look awkward, I can lie on the ground!" ”

"......," I said calmly, "You're so self-conscious!" ”

Dong Si ignored me anymore, I looked at the left, and then at the right, I really didn't know who to speak to first, so I had to say to Dong Si: "Qianqian, Yuanyuan, you both drank too much, don't we drink?" ”

Dong Si immediately grinned at me, and blood was instantly left on his neck.

I had to lower my head, who knew that I had woken up, my right hand made a boo gesture to me, and my left hand held a fruit knife to my heart, I understood what she meant, if I dared to implicate her, she would die for me!

I was sweating all over my head, and I closed my eyes and said, "You two don't drink, okay?" ”

The first to speak was Liu Qian: "Okay, husband, I promise you, I won't drink anymore, you come and carry me home!" ”

Su Diao Complex then said, "Brother! I'm the most obedient, I listen to you whatever you say, come and help me, people are going to faint! ”

I really wanted to faint like this, but after looking for a long time, I didn't even have any special bricks......

At this moment, a woman dragged a wheelchair not far away, a patient was sitting in the wheelchair, and a fainted old man was lying on the handle, 001 shouted to me: ", you are here by taxi?" ”

Brushing and brushing, through the afterglow, I saw Su Diao and Liu Qian glaring towards 001 with angry eyes, followed by more than a hundred iron needles and a kitchen knife!