Chapter 213: Literati and Inkmen

The displeased expression on Chen Chen's face, Liu Xian naturally saw it, he blinked his eyes and smiled, "Even if it's a chicken or a duck, it's no problem." ”

Chen Chen had the urge to hang himself.

"I'm going to paint plum blossoms."

"Plum blossoms? What's so good to draw this, it's too simple, in my opinion, it's better to draw a pig, this pig is painted, not only can eat meat but also eat pig liver and pig trotters, which is quite a high value. ”

Liu Xian looked very shrewd.

"I think you're a pig, and an old sow." Chen Chen pointed to Liu Busy's head and said word by word.

Liu Xian smiled, "Who made you the same animal as me." After a pause for two seconds, "That's it, who let Lao Tzu be the reincarnation of the painting immortal, since you said to paint plum, then let's paint plum." ”

It's too late, it's fast, and as soon as he finished speaking, Liu Busy began to write.

Since Chen Chen knew about the special relationship between Liu Xian and Su Ruilin, she began to pay attention to painting, so she not only bought a lot of pens and paper, but also paid attention to some online performance art from time to time. At a certain moment one day, she was inspired to have this idea.

And today, when the time was right, she spoke up.

In fact, she didn't expect that this Liu Busy would accept the offer, and what she didn't expect was that this product would start painting without hesitation.

Ya, this is my own body, what if this is smashed by 10,000?

"Are you sure?"

"Sure and sure." Liu Busy was a little impatient, "Okay, don't say so much, lie on the bed and don't move, put your legs together, the great painter is about to start." ”

Seeing Liu Xian's knife-like eyes, Chen Chen had no choice but to lie down, and then closed his eyes.

Let's just sacrifice myself for art, and take an extra two hours in the shower.

"Liu Busy, I can tell you, there are places here that can't be painted."

"You are in charge, whoever holds the pen will have the initiative."

Although Liu Busy has never learned to paint, but this talent is still good, after a few hurried strokes, this Liu Busy learned from Tang Bohu in the movie to order autumn fragrance, and began to decorate the plum blossoms with colors.

Although it is said that this Liu is a layman, but that strength and style are very professional.

What are you kidding, although the master has not learned, but he has also seen the appearance of Su Ruilin's writing, it is no problem to learn and sell now.

A plum blossom standing proudly in the world was born suddenly, one, two, three......

A full eighteen plum blossoms were distributed on both sides of Chen Chen's thighs, in order to make full use of Chen Chen's body, Liu hurriedly chuckled, and then painted the two Chen Chen's breasts into two peaks, and dotted them with white clouds and green pines on the side.

"Something is missing?" Liu hurriedly muttered to himself, and then, his gaze moved to this Chen Chen's lower body.

That's right, this is it.

If this place is not exploited, then this painting will not have a sense of art at all.

Thinking of this, Liu Xian suddenly began to hesitate.

"Why did you stop?" Chen Chen's eyes opened a slit, and he immediately saw that this Liu Busy was staring at him, damn, this guy is too perverted.

"Is it pretty?"

"It's okay."

"You rascal."

"There it is!" Liu hurriedly shouted, changed a large pen, dipped it in ink, and moved towards Chen Chen's lower body.

Seeing this scene, Chen Chen immediately panicked.

"What are you going to do?"

"What do you say? Of course, it's to add the finishing touch to this Aomei picture. ”

"Add it, add it, why do you want to get someone else's there?"

"That's the only place where the highlight is." Liu Xian said seriously.

"Fart, you still say that you know how to heal, don't you know that you have to be hygienic at all times?" This Chen Chen's words are like knives, his eyes are like swords, and he glared at Liu Busy.

Liu Xian smiled coldly, "It's because I understand medical skills, so it's no problem." Don't worry, I'll grasp this degree in my heart. ”

Immediately, Liu Xian glared at Chen Chen fiercely, and then started to write.

At this time, Chen Chen only felt that it was a little itchy, and besides, an indescribable feeling kept surging in his heart.

"Haha, that's it." Liu was busy with a smug look. At the same time, he began to appreciate his masterpiece.

However, at this moment, this Chen Chen muttered uncontrollably, and then there was some liquid flowing out there.

Seeing this, Liu Xian was immediately shocked.

I have grass, there are wood, if the previous Liu Busy Aomei is 90 points, then now, with that little bit of liquid, I can give at least 100 points.

That's wonderful!

"Look, how's it going?" Liu hurriedly glared at Chen Chen and said.

"I—I can't see clearly." Chen Chen said, "Go, bring me the mirror." ”

Taking the mirror handed over by Liu Hurry, Chen Chen took a closer look, and suddenly couldn't help but be surprised, this thing is simply a pervert, what is he doing like what?

This plum blossom is too vivid.

"How's that, give me a review?" Liu hurriedly stared at Chen Chen and said.

"How many points do you want?"

"It depends on how many points you give?"

Chen Chen made a look of thought, and then said, "Last year, there was a highest score, and after removing the lowest score, your final score is 10 points. ”

"What, 10 points?" Liu Xian suddenly had an urge to cry, this score is too low, right?

"What, you're not satisfied?"

"It's not dissatisfied, it's very dissatisfied!"

"Ten out of ten, give you ten points now, what are you not satisfied with." Chen Chen snorted coldly, a hint of anger on his face.

"Huh? A perfect score of 10 out of 10? Liu Busy was stunned, "Then why didn't you say it earlier, I thought the full score was 100 points." Since they have scored 100 points, what is the reward? ”

"What reward do you want?" Chen Chen looked at Liu Xian and said with a smile.

"I have more rewards I want, can you satisfy them all?" Liu Xian asked.

Chen Chen replied directly, "No." But whatever I can do, I'll satisfy you. ”

When Liu Xian heard this, he suddenly laughed strangely, and his face showed a lewd smile.

"As long as you can do it, you will satisfy me? Are you sure? ”

Chen Chen nodded.

"Okay, I'm a little dry there, you can help me get wet." As soon as Liu Busy said this, this Chen Chen threw a knife-like gaze at Liu Busy.

"Look, that's what you said, forget it, when I didn't say it." Liu hurriedly waved his hand.

However, in the next second, Chen Chen's actions made Liu Xian a little stunned.

At this time, Chen Chen was like a tiger, without saying a word, he directly pushed Liu Busy down on the bed, and then began to caress it with his hand, and then slowly stretched his head over.

Damn, what is happiness?

What is a man?

What does it mean to enjoy!

At this moment, Liu Xian was completely immersed in another world. If he could choose, he would stay at this moment.

An hour later, Chen Chen lay on the bed, panting heavily, "Why are you so strong?" ”

She felt like her jaw was about to drop.

"It's so-so, who made himself a macho man." Liu Xian said proudly. Even now, when I think back to the feeling of blowing xiao just now, I am still drunk.

"In the future, I will never do this kind of work again, it's too tiring."

"Hehe, but, I found myself deep in it. If you don't do it, what should you do? ”

"Die."

"Even if you die, you have to be a merry ghost, right? What if, let's do it again? ”

"Die right away."

"It doesn't matter if I die on a horse or under a horse, I have to get something before my horse dies."

"One more word, believe it or not, I'll bite your tongue off."

"I don't believe it."

"Why don't you try it?"

"Okay."

Then the two became entangled again. It took another half an hour for the two men to slowly let go of each other.

At this time, the two of them were already like ink people, with all kinds of ink on their bodies.

Looking at each other, Liu Xian suddenly smiled and said, "I kind of understand, why the ancient people were called literati and ink writers!" ”

"Why?"