"Ahaha, a joke with you scares you like this." Gu Qingcheng giggled heartlessly, as if he was very happy.

Seeing that Zhang Lang was very embarrassed, Gu Qingcheng was even happier.

……

After eating, Gu Tingcheng watched a soap opera on the side.

The clothes from the Red Rose Hotel were not delivered, and it seems that they will be delivered, and it will have to be tomorrow morning.

The hour hand on the pendulum next to the TV has already reached the ninth position, and it seems that going home is an impossible task.

Taking out the Nokia that was shut down due to a power outage, Zhang Lang found that the power had rushed to 35 percent.

It's ready to be turned on and used.

After turning on the phone, Zhang Lang found multiple text messages, and three other missed calls.

There is no doubt that the source of these things is all his cousin.

At that moment, Zhang Lang directly picked up his mobile phone, ran to the balcony in flip-flops, and called his cousin.

"Brother Zhang Lang, brother, where are you going?" Gu Tingcheng saw Zhang Lang's panicked appearance, a little strange.

"It's okay, I'll make a call."

……

Doodoooo -

After dialing the phone, the other side was quickly connected.

"Sister, listen to my explanation, I'll ...... tonight" Zhang Lang originally wanted to say that he had encountered a lot of strange things, but he was afraid that his sister would worry, so he didn't say anything yet.

It's just that my cousin suddenly said at this time: "Don't worry about the things you did tonight, I've already taken care of them." ”

"Uh......" Zhang Lang was stunned, "Sister, that person is dead, there is no ......"

It seems that his cousin already knows exactly what she has done.

So now even if you can't hide it, you can't hide it.

"Who knows?" The cousin said leisurely, as if she didn't care.

Well, Zhang Lang admitted that he didn't understand his cousin at all, she was too mysterious and supernatural, so Zhang Lang couldn't understand her at all.

Zhang Lang didn't cause much trouble in middle school, even when he was in junior high school, he once committed a lot of stupid things that could be expelled.

However, they were all settled by their cousins.

How much energy the cousin has, Zhang Lang doesn't know.

And he even knew that his cousin must have known what happened today, and it was useless to hide it himself, so he told his cousin everything honestly.

"Shout, I'm so honest, why did you tell me everything, didn't you just say that there was nothing?" The cousin's tone was a little playful.

"......" Zhang Lang was choked by his cousin, "Sister, I ......"

"Okay, I don't blame you, as for the other woman next to you, what is her name?" My cousin asked.

"I don't know very well, I only know the surname Gu." Zhang Lang said helplessly.

"Brother, brother, did my sister tell you that you can't easily trust strangers, especially strange women, have you taken your sister's words as a deaf ear?" There was an undoubted hearing in my cousin's words.

"Sister, I'...... Wrong, I was wrong, sister. "In front of his cousin, even if Zhang Lang is strong, he can only be a sheep now.

"Forget it, I don't blame you...... Hawkers, it's not bad to have a woman next to you, isn't she beautiful? The cousin asked.

"Huh?" Zhang Lang was very puzzled in his heart, why did Cousin Fang Cai say that it was not bad to have a woman next to him?

Did my cousin know something, or did my cousin guess something......

Zhang Lang didn't know, because he was like a monkey, and he could never escape from the palm of the Buddha.

What's more, my cousin is even more powerful when he comes to the Buddha, but he is not as powerful as Sun Monkey.

I don't know what my cousin means, Zhang Lang pondered for a while.

My cousin may not know what Gu Tingcheng looks like, so this question should be a test of whether she is telling the truth.

At that moment, Zhang Lang said directly: "Gu Qingcheng is still quite beautiful. ”

To tell the truth, in this way, I am not afraid of my "sister" knocking on the door in the middle of the night.

"Oh, then my dear brother, brother, which one is more beautiful than your sister and me?" The cousin asked in a soft tone.

"Of course sister, you are beautiful, how can anyone in this world be more beautiful than you." Zhang Lang is lying now, and he doesn't blink.

It's a must.

There is no girl who doesn't want to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

"Hehe, brother, brother, your mouth is so sweet, do you want my sister to reward you when you go home?" My cousin seemed to be smiling happily on the other side of the phone.

Zhang Lang nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes." ”

My cousin's reward, although sometimes I will pit myself a little, but maybe there are really good things.

For example, his mobile phone Nokia is a reward given to him by his cousin when he was in middle school.

Therefore, it is better to believe that there is something than not to believe it.

Even though Zhang Lang knew that his cousin's mouth was deceiving gods and ghosts, and he was also deceiving his younger brother and younger brother part-time.

"That's right, brother, brother." Just when the two sisters and brothers were chatting happily, suddenly the cousin asked, "You just said that you don't know the other party's name, but why do you call her Gu Qingcheng?" ”

Hearing this, Zhang Lang was so frightened that a cold sweat almost came out of his body.

Damn, my cousin's IQ is really more than 200.

Otherwise, how would you notice this detail.

My cousin is someone I can't deceive in this world.

It's not that Zhang Lang doesn't want to deceive, but that he can't deceive at all.

For Zhang Lang's little bit of caution, his cousin seems to know everything, and she is very accurate.

For example, when Zhang Lang went to steal his cousin's underwear, the next morning, his cousin would always punish Zhang Lang with a bright smile.

So Zhang Lang was very wise to talk about the cause and effect of the matter.

"Oh, so, I misunderstood you, so if the other party is like a country and a city, what about sister?" The cousin threw a bombshell-like question at Zhang Lang.

I don't know why, the peerless cousin is always scheming with herself on such small things.

Zhang Lang knew that if he didn't answer well, he would inevitably be cleaned up by his cousin when he went back.

So Zhang Lang can only explain with haha, the other party is just a country and a city, and cousin, you are the legendary disaster for the country and the people.

No matter how much she overthrows the country and the city, you have lost the country and the people by the disaster, how can you overthrow the country and the city?

So of course, the cousin who brought disaster to the country and the people is more beautiful.

Zhang Lang said.

Finally, my cousin put down the phone with satisfaction.

After making a phone call with his cousin, Zhang Lang found that his back was already wet.

It's all cold sweat.

It's horrible.

When I talk to my cousin on the phone, it's like a battle of wits between a thief and a detective.

And he is just a nameless Ozawa, but his cousin is the legendary Sherlock Holmes in the detective world.

It's too easy for the detective to catch himself as a thief.

And if you want to live, you don't see how good you are, but completely look at the mood of the other party.

……

Back in the living room, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening.

At school, most people have fallen asleep at this point.

A phone call took two hours.

Zhang Lang was also drunk when he thought about it.

"Zhang Lang, I'm sleeping in this room, do you want to be together?" Gu Qingcheng's words were filled with endless temptation and confusion.

But who is Zhang Lang?

He is a hot-blooded young man, of course he can't be tempted or confused.

If he slept in the same room as Gu Qingcheng, Zhang Lang couldn't guarantee what he would do at night.

So he shook his head wisely.

"Hehe, you'll come over." Gu Qingcheng pursed his lips and walked into the room in a hurry.

Seeing Gu Qingcheng's beautiful body completely disappear from view, Zhang Lang smiled secretly.

Jokes, even if it's going to your room, wait until midnight.

I'm such a witty man.

Zhang Lang thought so, so he casually found a room and walked in.

But after entering, Zhang Lang almost scolded his mother.

What the hell, this is the legendary four-star?

There was nothing in this bedroom.

Daddy.

Since it is a presidential room, there are many more rooms.

Zhang Lang looked for a few more casually, and found that the inside was also empty, as if it was a place without decoration.

Not only is there no gorgeous floor in the living room, not even a chuang, and there is not a single curtain.

Although it is said that there are windows and curtains, Zhang Lang can't just sleep on a concrete floor.

Yes, it's a completely unrenovated concrete floor, and even the floor tiles are not covered, as if it had just been built.

And the living room can't sleep anymore.

The sofas here are all small sofas, and although it is not a problem to sit two people, it is really uncomfortable to lie down alone.

Zhang Lang directly made a phone call in the living room.

"Hey, hey, Red Rose Hotel, I'm going to complain about your ......" Zhang Lang turned on the phone, was angry, and scolded unceremoniously, and by the way, he also told the story of Red Rose's presidential room.

But the Red Rose customer service didn't react until Zhang Lang finished scolding, and then said, "Finished? ”

"Uh, yes." Zhang Lang nodded and took a sip of water.

He didn't expect the customer service to be so calm.

Could it be that the people of the red roses are used to complaining?

The other party said in a hurry: "Since you have finished speaking, then we will tell you that the decoration of your presidential room is like that." ”

"Ha, does this look like it's been renovated?" Zhang Lang was puzzled, could it be that someone liked this kind of half-decorated tone?

As a person with a little obsessive-compulsive disorder psychologically, Zhang Lang definitely can't bear this kind of thing.

"Of course, the renovation has not been completed, and the renovation of this house will take about three months to be completed." Although the voice of the Red Rose customer service girl is very good, Zhang Lang feels even more inadequate.

"You give us a house that hasn't been renovated?" Zhang Lang felt that there was something ridiculous in this world, when did the merchants of Pingcheng become so shrewd.

"Or else? Guest: Do you think you can stay in the presidential room for a hundred dollars because you are the 6666th guest? You are so naïve. ”

“……”