Lin Xiaohu felt uncomfortable when he heard her, and his heart was greatly painful, so he stepped forward, put one hand on her thin shoulder, and scolded: "Don't give me nonsense!" Stinky girl, you give Lao Tzu a good life. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info next time Lao Tzu can't see you again, I'll spank your ass. ”

Li Xian sneered: "You can't see me anymore, why do you spank me?"

Lin Xiaohu said arrogantly: "Lao Tzu will go to your grave to beat." ”

Li Xian smiled and said, "You can find my grave." ”

Lin Xiaohu was in no mood to talk nonsense about her life and death, glared at her, turned around and left. Li Xian grabbed his arm.

Lin Xiaohu's heart skipped a beat and he stopped. Li Xian just pulled his arm, without further movements, and slowly let go after a long time.

Lin Xiaohu turned his head to look at her, but the girl suddenly turned her face away and didn't give a look, because the speed of turning her face was too fast, a few crystal beads flew out of her face.

She cried!

Lin Xiaohu's heart was sour, and he asked, "Do your parents often come to see you?" Li Xian sobbed and hummed, but shook his head. Lin Xiaohu was extremely shocked in her heart, could it be that her parents had already given up on her, otherwise why wouldn't they come to see her? He said, "Are you reluctant to let me go?"

Li Xian cried: "It's so easy for me to see an acquaintance, if you can't say a few words, you're leaving, I'll ......" said, crying louder and louder, but she could also hear that she was restraining herself.

Lin Xiaohu smiled bitterly: "Don't you hate me?" Li Xian didn't speak, just sobbed. Lin Xiaohu couldn't help it, walked over, grabbed her shoulders, pulled her body over and hugged her in his arms, hugged her tightly, and let her cry enough in his arms.

Li Xian cried in Lin Xiaohu's arms for a long time, until Lin Xiaohu's chest clothes were soaked with tears, and she choked up to stop crying.

Lin Xiaohu secretly pitied her unlucky fate, and kept comforting her in his mouth, but over and over again, it was just two sentences of "don't cry"

"Well, it's not okay to cry again."

Li Xian asked softly, "You really don't want me?"

Lin Xiaohu said: "You are like this, if I want you again, it will be better than a beast." You take care of your illness, one day it will be almost better, and I won't agree if you don't take the initiative to dedicate yourself. ”

Li Xian said: "I'm afraid I won't be able to wait for that day." If you want me, I'll try it too, and see if I can get pregnant. ”

Hearing this, Lin Xiaohu's whole body trembled, his heart was inexplicably frightened, he couldn't believe his ears, and shouted, "Pregnant?" Li Xian said softly: "Yes, pregnant." I can't walk around the world in vain, I have to leave something behind. ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "You can donate the corner of your eye*, a kidney, or something." ”

Li Xian said angrily: "Why? Those are mine, why should I donate them to others? Oh, I'm dead, my organs are still alive in someone else, what's that called? If I want to die, I will die, cleanly, and no organs will be left. ”

Lin Xiaohu couldn't cry or laugh, this girl was actually quite selfish. Li Xian continued: "I am a woman, women can get pregnant and give birth, if I can get pregnant and give birth to a child before I die, then I will not be afraid even if I die, because I still have a child in the world, and when he grows up and mentions it, his mother Li Xian has lived in the world, and I will be content." ”

Lin Xiaohu sighed secretly when she heard this, this girl kept saying that she was not afraid of death, but where was she not afraid of death? In fact, her desire to die is stronger than anyone else's, but she is arrogant by nature and doesn't want to be looked down upon, so she doesn't show it on the outside.

Lin Xiaohu smiled bitterly: "I can understand the mood of wanting to keep a child, but you can't trap me if you want to stay." I'm married, and I have a child with you somehow, how can I explain to my daughter-in-law when I go back? In addition, if we do have a child, will I care or not? I can't leave it alone, can I? If he was raised, he would never have had a mother, and his life would not be sound, he would definitely not be happy. You are tantamount to cheating me and pheating the child. ”

Li Xian was furious and said, "Your young mother-in-law and mother-in-law, speaking of which, you are afraid of taking responsibility." Don't worry, my child will be raised by my parents, I won't recognize you as a father, you are just a tool to give birth to him, don't think about being a father. ”

Lin Xiaohu was so angry that he almost didn't laugh, but he couldn't laugh out loud, thought about it, and said, "You let me think about it." I'm willing to do it, but it's too much to do, and I have to go back and think about it. You wait for me, I'll come to you when I figure it out. You take good care of your illness and try to survive. ”

Li Xian scolded: "Don't pretend to be garlic for me, you just don't want me, what kind of excuse to find me." Then get out of here, get out of the way, and don't let me see you again. After speaking, he pushed Lin Xiaohu violently, pushing Lin Xiaohu so much that he almost fell to the ground.

Lin Xiaohu was almost annoyed, but thinking about her situation, she suppressed her anger again, and said lightly: "You think about it, I'll go first, I hope to see you next time." ”

Li Xian waved his hand impatiently and said, ", don't come, you're not welcome here." ”

Lin Xiaohu smiled bitterly and turned around and walked out of the north room.

Lin Xiaohu took Guo Meixuan back into the car, looked at the small courtyard, sighed secretly, started the car and turned around and left here.

Li Xian made Lin Xiaohu not in the mood to talk to Guo Meixuan at all, and he was thinking about the feasibility of what Li Xian said all the way. In fact, if she was healthy, he really didn't mind being good with her, but she was in the advanced stage of lung cancer, which was equivalent to half a dead person, how could she have fun with her in bed? And Lin Xiaohu noticed that the girl's statement that she owed favors to repay was just a superficial excuse, her real idea was to get pregnant and give birth, leaving her shadow and blood in the world, this was her true intention. Although this idea is not too much, it is too much for him Lin Xiaohu, not to mention that he is already married, even if he is an unmarried man, he would not dare to jump into such a deep fire pit. It's really hard for her to come up with such a way to borrow her husband and have children.

Guo Meixuan saw that I didn't speak, and she didn't dare to speak, but she peeked at Lin Xiaohu from time to time. Later, Lin Xiaohu saw that she peeked at herself more often, and couldn't help laughing: "What are you doing with me?" Guo Meixuan pursed her lips and smiled: "Brother, why don't you speak?"

When Lin Xiaohu heard her ask, she was overjoyed, knowing that she was familiar with herself, so she could let go of saying this kind of thing, if she put it on the way here, she would never say it. It seems that teasing her before really brought the relationship between them closer. He had the audacity to tease her and said, "If you don't tell me, let me say something?" Do you say stand-up comedy?"

Guo Meixuan smiled and said, "Do you know stand-up comedy?"

Lin Xiaohu turned his head to look at her and said, "Yes, do you want to listen?" Guo Meixuan said: "You can say one." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "I can tell you, and I can guarantee to make you laugh, but how can you thank me?" Guo Meixuan said: "I'll tell you a joke." ”

Lin Xiaohu patted his thigh and said, "Okay, then it's decided, I'll tell you a stand-up comedy first, what do you say, let me think about it, what...... I want to think, oh, why don't I give you a piece of "Fake Connoisseur" by Mr. Liu Baorui, the stand-up king. It just so happens that what it says is also selling medicine, and we are here to see a doctor and get medicine today, which is also a good time. Guo Meixuan nodded and said, "Okay." ”

Stand-up comedy is not so easy to say, it is not like a counterpart, one hand and one teasing, even the simplest smashing hanging, that is, the one that Guo De* is now the most skillful play, can easily make the audience laugh. said that the stand-up wanted to make the audience laugh, but it was rare to compare the counterpart and the group mouth, and it was not as simple as doubling the number of people. Someone said, what's this, I can make a bunch of people laugh with a bad joke. Remember, this is cross talk, not ** jokes are just a small story, the artistic expression techniques to be used in a single talk can be complicated, and the two cannot be talked about together.

Lin Xiaohu loves to listen to Liu Baorui's stand-up, and his jokes are the same as Jin Yong's martial arts novels, one has read hundreds of times, and the other has heard hundreds of times, but he has never been tired of listening to them. After listening to it a lot, even if you don't have to memorize it deliberately, all the sentences come to mind. At this time, it didn't take any effort to tell Guo Meixuan, and it was really eloquent. But he doesn't have Liu Baorui's ability to grasp the plot and heat, and he doesn't have a good grasp of this joke, but Rao is like this, Guo Meixuan's laugh is low, and it is easy to make her laugh when he is imprisoned.

A very short one ((fake connoisseur), Lin Xiaohu also teased her five or six times, laughing so much that she trembled, looking at it in her eyes, she had a beautiful charm.

After Lin Xiaohu finished speaking, he said, "My one-stop is finished, you can tell me a joke." Guo Meixuan shook her head with a smile and said, "I won't." ”

Lin Xiaohu was happy and angry, and said, "No?" Guo Meixuan nodded with a smile: "I really don't, I rarely listen to jokes, let alone tell jokes." ”

Lin Xiaohu was angry and said, "Okay, look at you honestly, I can't imagine that you don't blink when you deceive people, you are so cunning." Guo Meixuan smiled and said: "Don't rely on me, I want to hear you talk about cross talk, I can only lie to you, hehe." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "That's not good, I can't be wronged in vain, you have to tell me." Guo Meixuan said worriedly: "But I really can't." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "No? I don't believe it. You're that big, how could you not? Say it quickly, I'm not welcome to you. Guo Meixuan smiled: "Brother, why are you not polite to me?" Are you going to hit me again?"

Lin Xiaohu said: "I am reluctant to beat you......"

The words came out casually, and when Lin Xiaohu finished speaking, he felt that these words were a bit Meng Lang, looking at Guo Meixuan, she really sensitively heard the meaning of the words, and hung her head in shame, her face was already red to the root of her ears.

Lin Xiaohu hurriedly changed his words: "If I beat you, your sister and your husband won't look for me desperately?" Guo Meixuan felt a little better at this time, and said, "But I really can't." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Don't you just think slowly, this is also in the capital, and it's almost noon, let's have lunch in the capital and then go home, right?" Otherwise, it's two o'clock when I get home, and it's past the time to eat. Guo Meixuan said: "Okay, I'll listen to you, I happened to have dinner with you, thank you for taking me to see a doctor." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Don't invite me, it's not easy for you to make some money, so I'll invite you." Besides, how can a woman pay for a man's and a woman's meal?" Guo Meixuan hurriedly said: "It's okay, I can't let you run for nothing." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "If you say that again, you will see the outside, and I will ignore you next time." Guo Meixuan saw that he was angry, how dare she say it again, and said bitterly: "But brother......"

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "Just call me this brother at you, do you still want to invite you to a meal?" If you're embarrassed, you'll invite me next time. ”

Guo Meixuan sighed: "Okay, then next time I'll poem you, you ...... person."

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "What's wrong with me." ”

Guo Meixuan shook her head and sneered: "You are a person, just be good to others, and you don't allow others to ...... you."