"Fuck you uncle!" the ghost who had been passed by the liquid stood up and kicked the man in the lower abdomen.

These two ghosts can easily transform between fiction and reality, and it is easy to play tricks on people.

The man leaned his back against the wall, ignoring the pain in the back of his head, and when he saw a foot appear out of thin air, he screamed in fright, "Ghost, ghost." ”

He didn't mention his pants at the moment, turned around and ran down the street, and before the two ghosts could stumble, he tripped over his pants.

"Let you lack morality, let you be convenient anywhere. A ghost walked over and kicked the man's ass, "I'll make you remember it today." ”

Fortunately, it was already convenient, and the man just had a face like earth, "No, don't dare, don't dare." ”

"Your uncle, your uncle. The other ghost patted him on the back of the head in confusion, "What will I do next time?"

"No, there won't be a next time. The man didn't dare to move on the ground.

After the two ghosts fought again, "Let's go, there is still something important to do, don't waste time here." A ghost said.

The other ghost then retracted his fists and kicks and walked out of the alley quietly.

The man didn't know that the ghost was gone, but he just lay on the ground, and after a long time he heard footsteps before he raised his head.

"Yo, brother, what are you doing?" The person who came in saw the man lying on the ground, with half of his buttocks exposed, "Dry ground? brother, have ambitions." ”

"Get out, fuck off, uncle. Only then did the man have the courage to stand up and put his pants on.

When he saw that it was convenient for someone to stand in the corner, he hurriedly pulled him, "Don't be convenient here." ”

The disturbed visitor was very unhappy, "Why can't I do it, you belong to a dog, pee and grab the territory?"

The man kindly whispered, "There are ghosts, they are not allowed to be convenient here." ”

"I think you have a ghost. "People are in a hurry, and they have to continue.

The man was helpless, "Brother, I'm here to save you." ”

He shouted towards the entrance of the alley, "Come on, come and see, someone is urinating in the street." ”

As soon as the words fell, a fat girl poked her head in, and someone hurriedly collected the tools for the crime, "Your uncle." He turned around and bowed his head and went out.

The man didn't dare to stay longer, and quit the alley with palpitations.

Since then, a ghost story has been circulated in Yangzhou City, saying that it is convenient to attract ghosts everywhere on the street, so as to warn the people not to defecate in the open.

After the two ghosts stretched their fists and feet on the man, they found two horses at the wine shop at the west gate of the city, quietly untied them, and rode to Jianbao Town.

The clouds in the sky were thinning, and when they saw the smoke of the town, there was a gap in the clouds on the western hill and a ray of light was shed.

The two ghosts turned into Ye Gao and Bai Happy in the woods outside the town.

"Damn, that person is sick, so ashamed. "I turned into a white happy ghost and said.

"It's on fire. "The one who turned into a leaf high ghost sniffed and said.

After confirming that there were no flaws, the two ghosts rode to the inn.

The female ghost sat on the windowsill on the second floor, swinging her legs to look at the scenery, turned back in surprise when she heard the sound of horses' hooves, and retracted her gaze in disappointment when she saw the two of them.

The two of them can't see her, and it's far less fun than scaring the rest of your life.

These two ghosts were very surprised when they saw the female ghost on their heads, but they were professional and quickly pretended not to see.

The ghost is not at home, the little old man has been hiding outside for the past two days, and he will not come back until the evening, only the three of them stay in the inn to watch the store.

Cao'er and Liu Liu were drinking at the long table, and when they saw the two ghosts coming in, they said strangely: "Just the two of you are back?"

The white ghost disguised as Bai Xing said: "Oh, the shopkeeper is making trouble with the people in the witch house because of the murder, let's come back and get something." ”

Cao'er didn't hear anything wrong, and only reminded them: "Lead the horse to the backyard." ”

"Oh. The two ghosts agreed, and then folded out and led the horses to the backyard.

Liu Liu said: "Why are these two people staying?"

"Hell knows. Cao'er raised her glass, "Come on, come on, Yu Xiaozi is not here, let's hurry up and drink more." ”

"Isn't it okay?" said Liuliu, who was cleaning up dinner in the back kitchen.

"What's so bad. Cao'er said, "He still hasn't paid the consultation fee for treating his arm." ”

"No, I'm afraid you'll get drunk again and delay dinner. Liu Liu said.

In the middle of the night last night, the little old man was looking for food in the back kitchen, and after Cao'er woke up, he just went down to meet him, and a "ghost" woke up everyone in the inn.

Cao'er said: "Don't worry, my amount of wine is good now, five bowls are just right." ”

Liu Liu felt reasonable, and drank a bowl with her, and as soon as she got down, Cao'er laughed "hehe", and then lay on the table.

Liu Liu pinched his fingers and calculated carefully, and it seemed to be the sixth bowl before drinking.

The white ghost and the leaf ghost led the horse into the backyard, and saw a rope hanging on the osmanthus tree in the corner of the yard, and a salted fish was hanging from the rope, which was very high above the ground.

There were two cats on the ground, trying to jump up and shoot the salted fish down.

"What's going on?" asked the woman in the hood who came out of the back kitchen to pour water.

This girl is also in good shape, if she has the opportunity, she must be taught, Ye Ghost thought obscenely in his heart.

Strange said: "If you don't hang it, you can't do it, this morning the black cat, the sheriff took advantage of the lack of boiling water, and actually jumped on the stove and threw the salted fish into the pot to cook." ”

These two cats have a future, and the white ghost and the leaf ghost were in awe, and they saw the black cat jumping up to shoot the salted fish.

They had also shoveled feces for cats and served as slaves for cats before they were alive, and Ghost Ye couldn't help but say: "The black cat is so smart, it can actually take a cat ladder." ”

Strange looked at him strangely, "That's the sheriff." ”

The two ghosts were stunned, and Ye Ghost hurriedly said: "I'm not talking about the sheriff? Maybe it's wrong, I'm always confused." ”

Weird nodded, "That's right, I'm often confused too." ”

The two ghosts secretly breathed a sigh of relief, damn it, the black cat is called the sheriff, is the flower cat called the black cat? This is too tricky, which bastard got it.

Tie the horse to the barn, and just as they were about to go to the lobby, a weasel came out of the woodhouse again.

The weasel walked on two legs, standing in front of them.

"Huh?" the weasel looked up at them with drunken eyes, "You, you're back?"

Calm, calm, the two ghosts reminded themselves and nodded, "Well, I'm back." ”

But when the dog was sent out, the two ghosts couldn't calm down.

"My mother, this dog...", a ghost couldn't help but say, he looked at him again and hurriedly changed his words, "It's not so ugly." ”

It's a little incredible that these words came from Ye Zigao's mouth, but Strange didn't think about it, and even a little happy for the dog.

She turned around and went back to the back kitchen, but the weasel was not happy, "How to speak, how to speak, my brother has a good temper, it doesn't mean that I have a good temper."

"My dog brother is so handsome, you can all look away. The weasel tilted his head and said, "Apologize, must apologize, or I'll fart." ”

The two ghosts were stunned, the words dog and handsome, they couldn't eat their conscience together.

"It's okay not to apologize. The weasel said to himself, "You say I don't look like a human?"

"Like. The two ghosts didn't want to entangle with this weasel anymore, and the white ghost said very simply.

Zu Xun is from the heart, and the weasel bypasses them and walks outside, "There are a lot of wolves and big wolves, so I won't embarrass you." ”

After just three steps, he ran back, "What did you just say, like? The weasel said in surprise.

"We still have something to do, let's go in first. Ye Ghost was busy pushing the white ghost who said the wrong thing to the lobby.

This inn is very demonic, and if you are not careful, you will say the wrong thing.

The weasel woke up for three minutes, "How can he say that it looks like, it doesn't make sense, is he scared by me?"

The dog kept squatting, not close to these two people, and there was a smell that covered the smell on their bodies, which made the dog hesitate.