Volume 1丨A song in the world is black 0011丨The World Misery Conference
Old Madam Feng walked up to Shang Caiyun and said, "What's wrong with the little guy?"
Shang Caiyun said: "He may be gifted and good at predicting heavenly opportunities, coupled with his powerful intelligence gathering ability, he has insight into many opportunities. The brain was overdeveloped, beyond his ability to calculate, his heart was exhausted, his blood attacked his heart, and he suffered a lot of internal injuries. ”
The old lady was anxious and said, "I have the best elixir in the clan......"
"Don't worry, old lady, I've given him some of our elixir, and he should be able to wake up in a quarter of an hour. ”
The old lady put her mind at ease and sighed: "This little guy is really powerful, his ability to perceive heaven and earth seems to be innate, and his ability to collect intelligence is acquired, and the combination of the two is really like a tiger with wings." ”
Shang Caiyun nodded and said, "If it weren't for him singing and reminding us, the people of our two families, as well as the people of the Seventh Emperor Uncle, would have been able to prepare in advance, otherwise, they would really not be able to cope with it." Moreover, at least half of the people who are lurking have not made a move, and the old lady's plan to knock on the mountain and shock the tiger has also played a very key role. ”
The female disciple on the left side of the old lady interjected: "No, some people are frightened and run away. ”
The old lady slapped her lightly and said, "You are the best at slapping." "She's actually happy in her heart.
In this world, old people who don't love money can see one or two in a hundred years. The old man who doesn't like sycophants can't find half of it in 10,000 years.
In the middle of the field, Yin Wuhope's face was gloomy, he thought for a while, looked at the other camps, and said, "What do you mean? Why don't we communicate first?"
The crowd applauded.
Yin Hopeless said: "What is the purpose of your trip?"
Group A said: "We have only one purpose, which is to kill this immoral Cai Shuangling." ”
"Why?"
"He made up a song about the top 10 scandals of our organization and sang it everywhere, and now our organization is discredited, and we are embarrassed to say hello when we go out. ”
"So serious?"
"What's more, when we recruit new people, no one comes to sign up. Isn't he going to cut us off our financial paths? Without a successor, where is our future?"
Yin Wuwang said sympathetically: "Your organization is indeed miserable at the moment......"
Group B quit, and the head of the group jumped out and said, "We're even worse!"
"How miserable?"
"Last year, our Dragon Crown Dynasty martial arts world rated the top ten tragedies, and our organization put on four of them, and one more will occupy half of the country. In the martial arts world of our entire dynasty, there are more than 50,000 registered associations, and there are 123,000 unregistered societies, and our organization is only 1/170,000.
"Does this have anything to do with Cai Shuangling?"
"The four major tragedies in our organization were all caused by him......"
Group C quit, and the head of the group said with a crying voice: "We are the worst." ”
"How so?"
"His entire organization was wiped out by him. We first fell for his plan and killed each other. Almost killed, he tricked another organization into killing us. Everyone was defeated, and he pulled another scumbag to shoot. Our organization, now I'm the only seedling. ”
"Aren't there sixty or seventy of you in this pile?" Yin Wuwang said incomprehensibly.
The head of the regiment cried directly, and he cried for ten minutes before he calmed down his emotions and said, "Mr. Yin, you think too simply. ”
Yin was hopeless, and said, "At least I won't be dazzled." ”
The regiment commander laughed miserably: "You are not blind, but your observation, thinking ability, judgment ability, etc. are very problematic, and the problem is big." ”
"What's the problem?"
"Don't you see that there are seventy-three of us, each of whom has a different look, skin color, language, clothing, or something? Can we be an organization?"
"And who are you?"
The regimental commander sighed bitterly: "We are seventy-three organizations. ”
The deputy head added: "The seventy-three organizations that he has killed the most." ”
The world fell silent all at once.
The melons and fruits were also shattered to the ground.
The stars in the sky did not shine anymore.
The wind is no longer blowing.
Especially the gloom and hopelessness, the face was full of astonishment.
He looked at Cai Shuangling in the distance.
A smug smile appeared on the clever ghost's face.
I smirked, I smirked.
Duanhao Wang Ye smiled, and couldn't help chanting poetry: "Life is originally a play, grievances and grievances, why care too much." Fame and fortune, what is it, life does not bring it, death does not bring it. The world is unpredictable, the joys and sorrows of the world, there is no chance to reunite in this life and the next life. Love and hate, what things, the boat will go to the bridgehead naturally. ”
Old Lady Feng asked Shang Caiyun in surprise, "Why is my eldest nephew suddenly so happy?"
Shang Caiyun said: "Old lady, if you take a closer look at the origin of these seventy-three organizations, you will understand. ”
Old Lady Feng took a closer look, frowned, and said, "It's all rotten things that don't follow a clean path." No wonder the eldest nephew is so happy. She looked at the clever ghost affectionately and sighed, "He is only about twenty years old, why is the workload so large? and the danger is so high." How can he carry his small body?"
Just then, the clever ghost opened his eyes.
The two looked at each other.
Old Lady Feng's motherhood immediately exploded, and said with a smile: "Clever ghost, how is your body? Do you want to rest for a while? Grandma covers you, don't be afraid, grandma is in charge here." ”
Cai Shuangling smiled happily.
He really smiled like a flower.
Old Lady Feng's heart softened.
All the hard work just now was worth it.
Shang Caiyun stepped forward and pulled him, he stood up, honestly, leaned against Mrs. Feng and Shang Caiyun, the thief's big eyes quickly glanced at the other side, and said, "Oh, it seems that they are all my creditors." ”
Shang Caiyun smiled: "What are you afraid of?
Old Lady Feng pulled him in front of Duanhao and said, "Clever ghost, this is Uncle Seven Emperors, and he is also my eldest nephew, thanks to him and his friends just now, otherwise our mother and daughter would have been cleaned up." ”
Shang Caiyun shook his head in his heart, this old lady seems to like this clever ghost too much, and now she has become a "mother".
Cai Shuangling immediately made a big salute: "Xiaomin pays a visit to the Seventh Emperor Uncle." Thank you Uncle Seven for saving your life. ”
Duanhao Wang Ye laughed, pulled him up, and said, "No need to be polite." ”
Cai Shuangling said very sincerely: "Xiaomin has a cheap life, and it is not a pity to die, but the old lady is blessed with a great life, and there are thousands of years of glory and wealth in the future, she must be good." ”
The old lady blossomed happily and said repeatedly: "If you stay by our side, it will not be a problem for me to live another 10,000 or 20,000 years." ”
Shang Caiyun shook his head, really: Cai Shuangling's mouth, a murderous ghost.
Spring is in full swing here, but it's in dire straits on the other side. The head of the "Seventy-Three Bachelors Avengers" shouted: "Cai Xiaogui, have you finished filming your sycophants? ”
Cai Shuangling raised his eyebrows, saluted several elders, turned around, and a sly evil smile immediately appeared on his face, and said, "Who am I, it turns out that the old man is here." This rich big brother, the whole island of your five poisons is fifty thousand miles away from our Dragon Crown Dynasty, and there is a sea area with an unstable temper in the middle. Why should you make this trip? Can you be reimbursed for your travel expenses? Can you make up for meals? Can you make up for holidays?"
The rich brother was confused and said, "What reimbursement? Why should I be reimbursed?"
Cai Shuangling lowered his face and said, "You don't even have a reimbursement, what qualifications do you have to come to me on behalf of your five poisonous islands? You are obviously a personal vacation, if you do it, if I hurt you, you are not even a work injury." ”
The rich brother almost cried, and said angrily: "We have saved money for fifty-three years on the whole island, so we can barely come to the Dragon Crown Dynasty to travel, and by the way, we will do team building work." I was unlucky enough to win the lottery, so I stayed alone on duty. I didn't expect them to be even more unlucky, a full three hundred and forty-one people, who haven't played for a month, ran into you, and then suffered from your poisonous hands, all of them died. The surname is Cai, you are the most poisonous person I have ever met, you not only killed them, but also took away all the valuable things on their bodies, and there was not a single piece of clothing left. Today, if I don't kill you, I'm not rich!"
The people who eat melons were shocked again, three hundred and forty-one people, even if they kill three hundred and forty-one chickens, it will take a lot of money. Moreover, taking off the clothes of 341 people and taking away their belongings is really not an ordinary workload.
Cai Shuangling sneered and said, "The surname is rich, while you are still surnamed rich, I will call a few more times, and I won't have a chance to call later." Are you really here to travel with 341 of you? Along the way, you pick black shops to live in, and then eat black food. The black shops on the entire East China Sea coast of our Dragon Crown Dynasty have basically been wiped out by you, and then you have also attacked the gray shops. Sometimes you don't choose to eat when you are hungry, and you also attack the white shops that don't have any oil and water. It's a good thing I ran into you on a business trip to the East China Sea coast, otherwise, we wouldn't have a few gray and white shops left in the entire East China Sea coast. Besides, if you want to say miserable, aren't those black shops worse than you who have no corpses? Those gray shops and white shops, who abide by the law and do business, and don't recruit anyone to provoke anyone, but they are destroyed by you, aren't they worse than you?"
He spat on the ground fiercely and said, "I worked hard for 20,000 miles to make a long trip, but after I arrived, no one came to pick up the car, and then I found that the customer was killed by you." Do you say I'm miserable? Can I not be angry? Are there any people like you who cut off people's money? If you don't have any professional ethics at all, won't you go through the minutes of the corporate meeting? Won't you tell me not to come? If I don't destroy you all over the island, can I be angry? God can't stand it, if I don't destroy you, God will destroy me. ”
The people who eat melons have popped up the screen:
This is indeed too much, and it is not easy for small, medium and micro enterprises to survive.
Freelancing is not a human job.
Not only do you have to fight with customers, but you also have to fight with the underworld.
It seems that in the future, when you go on a business trip, you must let the customer pay money before going on the road, otherwise you will be empty.
Yes, the business in remote areas must be doubled.
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"Miserable, miserable, miserable, miserable!" Yin Wuwang stepped forward, shouted angrily, and said, "If you want to say that it is more miserable, who is worse than me?"
The melon fell to the ground again.
Even the "Four Supreme Masters" are miserable?
Rich people are really unhappy......