Chapter 102: Entertaining While Fighting One
To my surprise, a few people didn't run away, and a few old guys stood in front of me.
Yideng looked like a hooligan: "I said that you four old things, you don't take us seriously, right?" Although this kid takes advantage of us when he has nothing to do, and often scolds us and treats us as two hundred and five, but the Buddha tells you that we like this stinky boy's temper and want to move him to pass the Buddha first! ”
In just a few words, I almost cried!
It was difficult to carry the bricks and walk to the side of a lamp: "That's it!" Although this kid looks down on people a little, but his heart is not bad, I must have few friends in this life, he is definitely one, if you want to move my friend, first ask me if I agree or not! ”
I'm already trembling with emotion!
Morning glory still spoke in a rough voice, pointed at the four old monsters with a kitchen knife and said: "Auntie, I really spent here with you today, although I have no skills as a cheap master, but my master has also called out the two words, and I can't forget my duty!" ”
Lao Zhao walked up to Morning Glory and hugged her shoulder, and smiled slightly: "If you don't go, I won't go......"
Suddenly, my bunch of idiot and brain-dead friends all spoke.
Nine Girls: "That's right! Don't go, fight! ”
Blowing the lamp: "It's a big deal to go down and be an official, I can't stand this bird's anger!" ”
Sixth: "Yes, although Section Chief Wang is sometimes not a thing, he is also our friend no matter what, and he can't leave anything!" ”
Vice President Lin: "Old Zhao, we have studied the supernatural all our lives, and we haven't seen much in one day today, and it's not in vain to die here!" ”
……
I suddenly felt an inexplicable discomfort in my heart, when I knew them, when I interacted with them, I never saw them as normal people, I lied to them, scolded them, sometimes insulted them, I didn't give them anything, let them squeeze a dozen or so people into a two-bedroom apartment, I asked them to help me catch ghosts, help me fight, but I never treated them seriously.
I always thought that they were missing a string in their heads, but now it seems that I am the one who is really missing, and I suddenly feel that they are the real friends, and I am not worthy to be their friends.
This feeling makes me very uncomfortable, very self-reproachful, and very proud, but fortunately, God treats me well, so that I can know before I am studied by the four old monsters, it turns out that I have so many friends.
Before I knew it, a tear fell, I hurriedly wiped it off with my sleeve, I didn't want them to see me like this, I squeezed out a smile and asked them, "So you all know?" ”
Yideng patted me on the shoulder: "We are sometimes more biao, but we are not stupid, we know who is good to us, you, is my friend of Yideng!" ”
I finally couldn't hold back, and tears fell from my eyes.
It's hard to persuade me: "Don't cry, it's okay to die, after all, there are still people down there, maybe we can make a comeback." ”
I shook my head: "You can't die, for me, you don't deserve to die, I'm sorry, I apologize for my previous behavior, thank you, thank you for treating me as a friend, with your heart, I'm enough!" ”
Lao Zhao's eyes were also red: "Paralysis, don't say it, it's a festive thing, the more you talk about it, the more sad it becomes!" ”
The twelve girls cried: "Master, the disciple hasn't dealt with the master yet...... Woowoo woo ......"
120: "114, when are we leaving?" I'm so hungry......"
"......" I looked at the depressed crowd and said indifferently, "You guys...... Let's go, leave me alone, don't worry, I can't die! ”
"No way!" More than twenty people spoke in unison.
I solemnly said to everyone: "Obedient, this is not a good thing, hurry up!" ”
Su Diao's complex walked up to me gently, in my impression she had never been so gentle, she stroked my face: "I don't care if they go or not, I won't go anyway!" ”
Liu Qian also lowered her head and grabbed my hand: "I won't leave!" ”
Su Diao Complex glanced at Liu Qian: "Damin, I have it!" ”
I was stunned: "What's the matter?" ”
Su Diao's complex blushed and said embarrassedly, "We have a baby?" I'm a martial arts practitioner, I can feel it! ”
"What?" In an instant, all kinds of complex emotions filled my mind, including surprises, accidents, joy, and excitement: "I'm going to be a father?" ”
"Hmm!" Su Diao Complex nodded shyly!
The sky has eyes, the sky has eyes! I'm finally going to be Lao Tzu! But before I could be happy for half a minute, I suddenly realized that this was probably the only bloodline I left in this world, how could I put the three of them in danger? Without thinking too much, I hurriedly ran to Wang Chongyang's side: "You! Old thing, take my woman out no matter what you want today, otherwise, even if you are a ghost, I won't let you go! ”
"No!" Wang Chongyang vetoed my words at that time!
"Why?"
"My mission is to help you, I will never leave!"
"You ......" I couldn't speak anymore.
……
Half an hour later, I still didn't persuade anyone to leave, simply, I didn't persuade me anymore, I said to the four old monsters who were waiting impatiently: "Old thing, it's not so easy for me to play, ask my brothers first!" ”
The headmaster, Lao Chi, smiled contemptuously: "A group of teasers, are you going to fight with the four of my brothers?" ”
I threw a brick and smashed it on Lao Chi's head, and suddenly, this guy's blood flowed, and I said proudly: "Kill you old glass!" ”
Lao Chi wiped the blood on his head as if he was fine, and the aunt said awe-inspiringly: "I don't know what is dead or alive, don't say that I am bullying you, in this way, the old man, I will use one hand, one of you can beat me, I will let you all go!" ”
"Really?" A light popped up.
Lao Chi snorted coldly: "The old man always counts when he speaks!" ”
"Eat me!" Yideng jumped out, and directly used a black tiger to dig out his heart and rushed towards Lao Chi.
"Tease!" Lao Chi smiled faintly, moved his body slightly to the right, and dodged the sharp palm of a light: "Come again!" ”
"Shaolin Dragon Claw Hand!" Yideng was not discouraged by the missed blow, and began to switch to the Shaolin palm technique of both offense and defense.
"I'm hiding!"
"Prajna Palm!"
"I'm hiding!"
"Shaolin Long Fist!"
"I'm hiding!"
……
Ten minutes, Lao Chi was already standing beside me watching the play, and there was only one light left on the field to perform various Shaolin martial arts alone.
Twenty minutes later, the four old monsters and I were just about to find a table to play mahjong for a while, when the light finally stopped, and happily walked up to us, bared his teeth and asked, "Section Chief Wang, how am I playing?" ”
Blowing the lamp and yawning: "You tease, have you touched someone?" I didn't touch it at all, so you were embarrassed to ask how it was? Shame on you and throw it home! ”
I comforted a lamp: "Master, don't be discouraged, to be honest, your trick is still a bit of a master!" ”
Yideng shyly drooped his head: "It's all my master's fault, he patronized Huayuan back then, and he didn't teach me ...... properly."
Lao Chi is also a bit of a master, he pointed to a lamp and said: "Although I haven't seen your boxing method, but I can see a little bit of the doorway, this boxing method seems to pay attention to a steel bar bravery, and you are a little bit of a girl, when I have time to study and study to improve your set of kung fu, the power will inevitably increase!" ”
Yideng's eyes were green at the time: "Really? Then I really want to thank the master, in this way, how do you think I worship you as a teacher? ”
"Don't get close!" Lao Chi suddenly jumped out of the crowd and said to me, "Next, hurry up, who's up?" ”
Morning Glory carried a kitchen knife and said to Lao Chi: "Let me teach you your Excellency's tricks!" ”
Lao Chi looked at the kitchen knife in Morning Glory's hand, and snorted: "Come on, let you see my iron wall magic skills, I'll sit here and let you cut it, if you can cut me blood, even if you win!" ”
Morning Glory looked at the blood stains on Lao Chi's head, and pretended to say, "This is what you said, don't say that my old lady bullied you when the time comes!" ”
I and others are also extremely curious, this old man can be slapped by my bricks and his head is full of blood, and he must not be an invulnerable character, how dare he let Morning Glory cut him so arrogantly?
Lao Chi sat down on the ground with a flash: "Don't talk nonsense!" ”
Morning Glory cautiously walked in front of the old man, eighty percent afraid that the old man would be hacked to death, so she knelt on the ground and picked up the kitchen knife and chopped the old man's buttocks.
"Bell!" A crunch!
Morning Glory raised the bladed kitchen knife and froze in place, while the group of people watching the play were also dumbfounded, and the other three old monsters were laughing arrogantly, and the scene was extremely weird.
Morning glory upheld the spirit of not believing in evil, and shouted at the second child: "Give me your kitchen knife!" ”
The second child threw it suddenly, and the kitchen knife went to Morning Glory's hand, this time, she didn't make a rash move, first touched Lao Chi's body for a long time, looking for a soft place, and finally, she said to Lao Chi: "You raise your arm, I'm going to cut the squeaky nest!" ”
Lao Chi raised his arm very obediently, and soon, there was another crisp sound of the bell, and the second knife was also broken!
……
Half an hour later.
Morning glory said to Lao Chi, "You stick your tongue out!" ”
Lao Chi: "......"
On the other side.
I looked at the eight cylinders in my hand, and I couldn't get angry: "Lao Wan, no, you're all barred with eight cylinders, why did I catch another one?" ”
"Impossible!" Lao Wan snatched the eight cylinders in my hand, glanced at it, and handed it back to me: "You are wrong, this is a chicken!" ”
I took a look at the mahjong tiles, and was dumbfounded, yes, a miracle happened, I can guarantee that the mahjong tiles never left my eyes, just after he touched it, the eight cylinders became a chicken!
Soon, I found another problem: "That's not right! You see, Wang Chongyang touched the chicken just now, and there is also a chicken at the bottom, which is still five! ”
"Really?" Lao Wan was stunned, and snatched the card in my hand again: "You are wrong again, this is 40,000!" ”
When I picked up 40,000 again, I finally realized what was wrong, paralysis, this grandson will change cards,! I said how did he put the beard, it turned out to be a thousand people, I really thought there was a gambling god! Damn, I lost the five hundred dollars to him blindly!
At this time, Morning Glory finally collapsed to the ground tiredly: "Don't cut it, don't cut it, the old lady admits defeat!" ”