However, Zhu Guangping immediately realized his gaffe, and in order to cover up his gaffe, he glanced at everyone and said: "There are so many jokes now, and they are all written at a unique level." ”

Yi Decheng took it: "Yes, I have heard a lot of such jokes. And said casually: "Women are pretty, too eye-catching, not beautiful, can't take it; If the learning is high, no one dares to marry, and if the learning is low, no one wants it; Be lively, say that you attract bees and butterflies, be reserved, say that you are pretentious; can dress up, say you're a goblin, can't dress up, say you're not feminine; Make your own money, men are discouraged, men raise it, say you are sugar daddy; If you have a child, you are afraid of being fired by the boss, and if you don't have children, you are afraid of being fired by your husband. ”

As soon as Yi Decheng's words fell, Shao Yanmei took his words on the side and said: "This is all arranged by you men to make fun of our female compatriots, I will also have a paragraph: Once upon a time, there was a general who married a very beautiful wife, but his wife was very **, one day, the general was going to lead the troops to the battle, but he was afraid that his wife would find a man, so he tied a chastity lock to his wife, and the general found an adjutant who he thought was the most centered, handed the key to the adjutant, and explained that the adjutant must help him keep the key. After he returned, he would hand it over to him, however, the general was very relieved to go to the battle, but it was not long before he left the city gate, and the adjutant came after him and told him, General, you have taken the wrong key. ”

Shao Yanmei's joke caused everyone to laugh.

After laughing, Zhu Guangping suddenly pointed at Shao Yanmei with his finger and shouted: "Okay, you Shao Yanmei, you know a lot, and you actually started to use jokes to arrange us"

Shao Yanmei said: "Of course, there are many men who orchestrate women, and besides, if there are no women in the joke, it won't be fun." ”

Everyone thinks that this is also true, and almost all jokes that make people laugh are related to men and women.

The topic of men and women is always the freshest and inexhaustible topic in the world.

At this moment, the waiter walked in with a dining cart and set up the food and drinks.

After the wine and food were arranged, Zhao Deyu picked up the cup and said: "I feel very honored to have dinner with Secretary Zhu today, come, in order to thank Secretary Zhu for coming, everyone has made this cup!" ”

Everyone toasted each other and toasted.

After a glass of wine, Yi Decheng said: "The few jokes that Secretary Zhu and Manager Yi said just now are good, but they are not colorful, so you have to come to another paragraph and say a paragraph with color." ”

Liu Qiang also responded on the side: "Yes, say some colorful jokes to help the fun." ”

Yi Decheng said: "I have to come first with Secretary Zhu." ”

Zhu Guangping glanced at Shao Yanmei, who was sitting beside him, and said, "There are female compatriots sitting on the table, and the colorful jokes are exempt." ”

Yi Decheng immediately took Zhu Guangping's words and shouted: "Manager Shao is also a person on the scene, it's okay, besides, the one they just said has already been colored, Manager Shao has been colored, what are we big men afraid of." ”

Shao Yanmei didn't seem to want to spoil everyone's interest, and said: "I have a filter in my ears, what you say about yours has nothing to do with me." ”

Zhu Guangping then said a yellow paragraph about female cadres: "There are five female cadres competing for a position, and in the end four of them were defeated, and the four female cadres who were unsuccessful got together to sum up their experience, and the first female cadre said, there is no one above me." The second female cadre said, there is someone above me, but he is not hard, and the third female cadre said, there is someone above me, and he is also very hard, but I am not active below. The fourth female cadre said, there is someone above me, he is also hard, and I am moving below, but I am not bleeding! ”

After Zhu Guangping finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter again.

After laughing, Zhao Deyu glanced at Shao Yanmei with ill will, and continued: "Remember, if you want to be promoted in the future, you must bleed. ”

Zhao Deyu's words caused everyone to laugh again.

After laughing, everyone pointed the finger at Zhao Deyu and asked Zhao Deyu to give everyone a paragraph, so Zhao Deyu cleared his throat and also gave everyone a paragraph: "A woman has divorced twelve times in two years." When asked why, he shook his head and replied bitterly: 'The first husband of Zhongyuan Petroleum drilled too deep and couldn't stand it; The second husband of the fire brigade sprayed it when he pulled it out, which was uncomfortable; The three husbands of the Construction Bureau, took off and wore them, wore them and took them off, and dismantled them blindly; The four husbands made fish ponds, and they only did it when the water dried up twice in a row, and it was strange if it didn't hurt; The fifth husband is from the Public Safety Expert Bureau, and he likes to tie up and work, and he doesn't allow me to move, which is miserable; The sixth husband is from the organization department, just talking, can bluff people, but he doesn't do practical things; The seventh husband is an antique, and he holds it lightly all day long, which is more uncomfortable than the real thing; The eighth husband is a surgeon, and he doesn't stop when he doesn't see blood; The ninth husband is from the Science and Technology Bureau, and he clamos for innovation all day long; The tenth husband is from the tax bureau and knows how to sleep, sleep, sleep all day long. The eleventh husband is a civil servant, so he knows to go through the back door. The twelfth is the Chinese football team, which lasted 90 minutes, but it didn't shoot. ’”

Next, Yi Decheng and Liu Qiang also talked about one each.

After Yi Decheng and Liu Qiang finished speaking, they pointed the finger at Zhang Chaoyang and asked Zhang Chaoyang to come to a paragraph.

Zhang Chaoyang had no choice, so he told everyone a joke about mahjong that they heard from Meng Tao: "The daughter-in-law and the father-in-law *** mahjong, both of them drew good cards." The father-in-law is lucky, and after a few laps, the big cards will be heard, and as long as the chicken is caught, there will be a showdown. My father-in-law is a card master, and he deduced that there are three more chickens below, so he is full of confidence. But two chickens came out in a row, and they were either caught by the upper hand, or they were in the hands of the opponent. The father-in-law was still not in a hurry, because he knew that there was still one waiting for him. The daughter-in-law who was sitting at the bottom saw that as soon as the two chickens came out, her father-in-law's face lit up, and she knew that he was going to have chickens. It just so happened that she also listened to it, and also wanted to play cards, but when she saw that the two chickens were not caught, she joked: "Father-in-law, the other ** is hiding in the nest and sleeping, I'm afraid it won't come out." The father-in-law said, 'It will come out.' It still looks like it's a win. It's just that after a few laps, the chicken still refuses to float his head, but grabs two sheets and two grains in a row, and laughs at his family and hands and says: "You are so generous, you beat both grains, don't you have any grains?" The daughter-in-law covered her mouth and smiled, and stretched out her hand to grab a card. It happened to be that chicken. The father-in-law couldn't get the cards, and the daughter-in-law's hope was greater, so she proudly spread out the cards in her palm to her father-in-law, saying, 'Does your father-in-law see it?' Your ** was caught in my hands. ’”

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