Chapter 67: Auditions
The fame that was hacked out in the entertainment industry is also fame, and some people want to be hacked, but the sunspot still ignores you. In short, Ling Xiao and Yue Qian are very popular in their respective fields, and in the eyes of these young people who are trying to become famous, they are sun-like existences. What else is there to complain about cutting in line and walking through the back door? People are celebrities, time is very precious, how can you waste time in line here with yourself grassroots people.
As a result, a few applicants who saw someone cutting in line and stood up angrily to prepare the theory all retreated. The men looked at Yue Qian, the women looked at Ling Xiao, and looked at the handsome men and beauties in front of them, and the queue was suddenly not so boring.
As the rankings moved forward a little bit, one contestant after another hurriedly walked in and walked out in despair, and only one of the ten people got the ticket to the semi-finals, and the selection criteria were really not ordinarily strict.
Soon it was Yue Qian's turn.
Under the dual nourishment of Samadhi True Fire and Merit Necklace, Yue Qian's appearance is really impeccable. She improvised a few dance moves and sang a "Kangding Love Song", which easily impressed the harsh judges and got the ticket to the semi-finals.
Then it was Ling Xiao's turn.
"Come on," Yue Qian cheered for Ling Xiao: "Sister Yiwei is watching from the sidelines, she can influence the judges' decision-making." ”
"Hmph, I haven't seen any winds and waves in a dignified fairy, why do I need to go through the back door of a goblin? You wait here, I'll come as soon as I go. ”
With that, Ling Xiao strode into the audition room with his head held high.
In a small room, three judges sat there, along with a few other staff members. After Ling Xiao came in, Yi Wei, who was originally sitting on the side, quickly stood up and gave him a charming smile.
At the signal of a staff member, Ling Xiao walked to the center of the stage. One of the middle-aged square-faced male judges with glasses looked at Ling Xiao's registration materials and said, "Ling Xiao, good name." starred in the movie "The Legend of the Fairy Sword" directed by Kong Feng and the online drama "Brother Xiaoyao and the Pretty Female Thief", in which you played the male lead in "Brother Xiaoyao and the Pretty Female Thief". I've watched both of these dramas, you do have a certain amount of influence in a fixed crowd, and you do have the potential to become a star with your appearance, I expect you to give us a dazzling performance. ”
An elderly female judge with an extremely serious face said: "Your kung fu is simply praised to the sky on the Internet, and my grandson plays with knives and sticks in front of your Xiaoyao dance all day long." To be honest, from my decades of experience in filmmaking, all of your so-called kung fu has been edited in post-production with special effects. I'm very happy that you're here today, and I look forward to you performing 'real kung fu' in front of us, otherwise I would have to post the video of this selection on the Internet to uncover your so-called 'real kung fu' and wake up the children who have been deceived by you." ”
The last one was a young and handsome male judge, he said after the words of his grandmother with facial paralysis fell: "Since you came to us, don't be pressured, just now your partner Miss Yue performed very well, the voice and dance beauty are even more beautiful, she is a comprehensive and very powerful actor, relatively speaking, if you only take the road of kung fu, it is inevitable that the acting road is too narrow." Now 'Brother Yao and the Pretty Female Thief' is basically Miss Yue supporting herself, I heard that Director Xiahou plans to ask her to play the female number one of 'All the Way Jianfeng', once Miss Yue becomes famous, it is estimated that she will not continue to shoot your online drama, losing such a heavyweight actor, if you are still playing rudely like now, I am not optimistic that your drama can continue. ”
Ling Xiao didn't think that the three judges had thorns in their words, and he was not angry, he said: "The layman looks at the excitement, and the insider looks at the doorway." The filming in the play is all for laymen, of course, it is not real kung fu. If you want to see real kung fu, I'm afraid you won't recognize it. In addition, you don't have to worry about Yue Qian not starring in 'Brother Xiaoyao and the Pretty Female Thief', she is my person, and 'Brother Xiaoyao and the Pretty Female Thief' will continue to film. ”
The paralyzed grandmother and the handsome man didn't expect Ling Xiao to dare to confront them in public, you must know that they are the judges of the audition interview, and they have the power of life and death of the contestants.
"You...... Go out, don't think about going to the capital. The handsome man stood up and shouted.
"No," the facial paralysis grandmother's already angry face twitched, she stopped the handsome man and said: "Ask him to act, I want to see what kind of kung fu it is, we can't even recognize it." When I was young, I made a lot of martial arts films, Tai Chi, gossip, and Xingyi, I could recognize them at a glance. ”
The middle-aged male judge said kindly: "Xiao Zhuo sit down, we have to give each contestant a fair chance, and I want to talk about you Ling Xiao, as a young man, your edge is too exposed......
With a "snap", the middle-aged man's voice had not yet fallen, and he saw the teacup in front of him explode by itself.
Then there were two "pops", and the teacups in front of the paralyzed grandmother and the handsome man were also torn apart as if they had been hit by bullets.
"Help!" Grandma with facial paralysis is worthy of being born in martial arts, and her skills are agile, and she slipped under the table as soon as she slipped away. The other two froze there and did not dare to move.
The rest of the room didn't dare to come out, what was the situation? Why did the teacup shatter on its own, and three of them shattered one after another, it's too weird!
Just as everyone was staring at the broken teacups, Ling Xiao chuckled and turned around and walked out.
"How's that, pass?" Yue Qian asked eagerly when she saw Ling Xiao come out.
Everyone else pricked up their ears in concern.
"No," Ling Xiao replied lightly, "I broke our agreement, and I don't think anyone is qualified to judge me." ”
Wow...... What a big breath, if you are eliminated, you will say that you have been eliminated, what is Ah Q doing like this! Is it because you are "Brother Yao", and if you don't have a good performance level, it is the judges' fault? And you can't even pass the audition, your kung fu? Your immortal energy? It seems that the real kung fu promoted by the online drama "Brother Xiaoyao and the Pretty Female Thief" is fake, and the sword fairy of "The Legend of the Fairy Sword" is a stunt, and everything is hype.
The people around them thought maliciously, and they all thought that they had discovered the true face of "Brother Xiaoyao", and secretly posted the photos and videos they took on the Internet one by one, using the sharpest language to peel off the glamorous coat of "Brother Xiaoyao", revealing the bluff inside.
The attention of everyone in the audition room was attracted by the three teacup crumbs, and it was only after nothing happened that the paralyzed grandmother crawled out from under the table: "Scared me to death, what happened just now?" Why did this teacup break on its own? ”
"I don't know, it seems that if I was hit by something, it will be broken."
"It can't be an evil collision, right?"
Yiwei, who knew the reason, began to show her acting skills, only to see her slap her chest with her little hand, wipe the sweat on her forehead and say, "It's really scary, have you seen it?" But I saw three ripples flash from the stage and hit the teacup, and then the teacup shattered. ”
Stage?
Everyone looked up at the stage, only to find that Ling Xiao had left at some point. Thinking of Brother Xiaoyao's miraculous kung fu, and then thinking of what he just said, "If you want to see real kung fu, I'm afraid you won't recognize it."
Obedient...... What kind of magic is this?
"Six-vein Divine Sword!"
"Finger power!"
"Xiao Li Flying Knife!"
Or "Turtle School Qigong!" ”
Yi Wei humbly asked Grandma with facial paralysis: "Aunt Gao, what kind of kung fu is this?" How do you break a teacup when you are three meters away? ”
"...... this?" Grandma Gao Facial Paralysis remembered what she had said to Ling Xiao, if the other party had used a little more force just now, she would have been plotted and there would be no evidence to mess with others.
"Oh my God." The middle-aged man said happily, "If Ling Xiao had just hit a few inches higher, he would have hit me in the heart." ”
The handsome man was also in a cold sweat at this time: If he hits a few more inches lower, I ...... I don't dare to think about it.
The three judges were frightened, and there was no way to continue today's interview, so the organizing committee announced that the judges were unwell and interrupted the interview.
Are the judges unwell? Could it be that the three judges were unwell at the same time. This very abnormal reason caused a lot of speculation among the players outside, and then remembered that the last one to come out was Ling Xiao, and everyone was even more puzzled about what happened inside.
And Ling Xiao had already left with Yue Qian.
The speed of information transmission on the Internet was thunderous and lightning, and just when the joke of "Brother Xiaoyao's 'Chinese Cup' audition was eliminated, and 'real kung fu' is true or false" had just spread, a video of "Brother Xiaoyao's 'Chinese Cup' audition three sword qi scared the judges" was immediately topped by the top of the list of popular videos.
The video was recorded by the organizer and somehow got posted online.
This video records in detail the whole process of Ling Xiao from entering the stage to the departure of the judges. From the judges' difficult language to Ling Xiao at the beginning, to the three teacups shattering out of thin air, and the expressions of everyone at that time, they were all recorded one by one.
It was a shooting that didn't look like there was any processing, and the organizer at the time did announce that the judges were unwell and interrupted the interview shortly after Ling Xiao came out.
Is this Brother Xiaoyao really practicing the invisible sword qi, or is there a hype?
Supporters and opponents have once again set off an online war of name-calling.
"There is no scientific reason for the Invisible Sword Qi."
"Is it scientific for Brother Xiaoyao to be so handsome?"
“…… We're talking about formless sword qi now. ”