"The energy contained in one bar spirit is about equal to the sum of the energy of ten ordinary keyboard beasts?"

This kind of energy correspondence immediately aroused Ling Mo's interest, and he asked with great interest:

"In this way, the strength of a creature like a bar spirit is almost ten times that of an ordinary keyboard beast? It seems that in some aspects, the world still has to follow the existing rules of the Noahfa Continent, there is a big hurdle between the fourth-level demonic beasts and the fifth-level demonic beasts, and if you cross the strength, you will make a leap, whether it is a mechanical demonic beast or a natural demonic beast, and even an elemental demonic beast!"

Yoshi tilted his head and said with some uncertainty:

"The strength of the bar spirit is ten times that of an ordinary keyboard beast...... If it were other mechanical demonic beasts, we could still feel the depth of their strength to some extent, but keyboard beasts were different, we were all fired by a scorching sun bullet every time, whether it was an ordinary keyboard beast or a bar spirit, they were all directly killed in seconds, and we really didn't carefully compare the difference between them. 【≤，▽o√”

Ling Mo: "......"

What the hell is this mechanical monster doing, this is too undignified, right?

Complaining in his heart, Ling Mo didn't need to say more, followed Mario and Yoshi to the seventh floor, and stood in front of the keyboard beast that the two of them called 'bar spirits'. This time, Yoshi and Mario's characters turned over one by one, and Mario stepped forward to knock on the door, while Yoshi stood directly opposite the door, opening his mouth to accumulate strength in place, and the red sun in his mouth became more and more intense.

I thought that this time Mario would be like Yoshi, saying something like 'your takeaway is coming' or something like that, but I didn't expect Mario to change his line, only to see him first pinch his throat, cough lightly twice, and then his voice became a slightly crisp female voice, and then he shouted in a cheerful tone:

"Sir, your delivery has arrived!"

What the hell, Mario's festival value seems to be lower than Yoshi's! Yoshi just tricked the other party into coming out to get takeout, and Mario actually pretended to be a female courier to deceive the innocent spirit in the room!

Soon, the same panicked sound passed, accompanied by the sound of rummaging through the cabinets, and the voice of the barberry inside was a little anxious, a little panicked, and a little joyful:

"Wait a minute, the courier lady outside, I, I was doing a fierce hand punch exercise just now, I can't find my pants now, I'll come out as soon as I put on my pants!"

Ling Mo: "......"

Yoshi and Mario both looked the same, and it wasn't the first time they had encountered such a situation. There was even a little surprise on Yoshi's face, it had more time to recharge, and Mario rolled his eyes and replied delicately:

"Hurry up, Mr. Gongjing, your stuff is so big, people can't stand it!

I don't know what your courier is, and I don't dare to put it on the ground for you, in case it is broken, I, I will pay you myself!

I'm so uncomfortable right now, I can't move at all, I'm so afraid that some bad people will do this or that to me!"

Not knowing what expression to use to respond at all, Ling Mo could only be silent, silent, silent. Hearing the delicate female voice outside the room saying that she couldn't move, there was an extremely excited and perverted shout from the room, and the speed of packing things suddenly doubled! Then, with a sound of dense footsteps, the door opened outward!

With preparation this time, Zero condensed his gaze in advance, put his attention at the door of the room, and finally saw the true face of this keyboard beast:

First of all, the most conspicuous, of course, is the big head that occupies more than a third of the body volume, the head is wider than the body below, and is completely composed of two keyboards upside down, the keys on the keyboard only have horizontal numbers and 26 letter areas, the front is a mechanical key, and the back is a plastic key. 【∞，︾o＠

Zero guessed that this side of the mechanical keyboard should be frontal, because the twelve key bottom lights of QWERSD and UIOPKL are on, forming two things that are very similar to eyes, and further down, the space bar is also lit up, which probably forms the part of the mouth. It should be said that it is worthy of the name of "bar spirit", the space bar that makes up the mouth is particularly large and long, half longer than the big head of its keyboard, and from a distance, it does look like a bar commonly used on the construction site.

There's nothing to look at below the head.,Short limbs.、Body fat.、Bloated belly.,The keyboard sleeve hangs loosely on the body and barely hides the shame.,A self-generated over-decay{sui} look.,The only thing that's more special is that the enter key at the mouth of the heart is seriously worn.,Even the arrows and enter letters on it are blurred.,A long-standing look.。 Just by looking at that button, you can know that this bar is usually used less often, no wonder it is placed in such an important position as the heart.

At the moment when the doorknob just turned, Yoshi had already stopped charging and played the innate skill of his dinosaur bloodline:

{Super Fire}

A huge flame bomb with a strange scream, with the momentum of Mount Tai's overwhelming, smashed squarely on the head of the bar spirit who had just opened the door, with a lewd smile on his face, and the mouth said, "I can't move, young lady, I'm coming"!

It's just that there seems to be a little wrong with this operation, because it is the fifth-level Warcraft Bar Essence that needs to be killed in one hit, and Yaoxi is afraid that the other party will not die, and the super flame charge spewing out of his mouth is obviously too heavy, and the power is obviously a little too great!

The walls on both sides of the room each broke a large hole, and the two keyboard beasts living next to the bar spirit were awakened by the huge movement, and turned their heads from the dimly lit display on the table, looking at everything that was happening outside! Mario and Yoshi secretly screamed in their hearts, and each rushed towards the two keyboard beasts on the left and right as fast as they could!

However, it was still too late!

No matter how much the keyboard beast doesn't listen to what is going on outside the window and only reads Xiao Huang's book, at this moment, its 'main house sanctuary' is blown up, and its neighbor dies tragically, and it can't continue to immerse itself in its own world. The buttons on their heads lit up in unison, and each edited a sentence at breakneck speed, pressing the enter key before Mario and Yoshi could attack him, and sending it to the BBS message board that the keyboard beasts sprayed each other every day!

"The seventh floor!"

"Enemy attack!"

The two of them, each of them only had time to utter two words, and they were approached by Mario and Yoshi who rushed up respectively, and they were directly dismantled, and no more information could be transmitted!

However, this is enough! The long-term experience of spraying with people on the Internet has created the extraordinary ability of the two keyboard beasts to 'express the key points completely and clearly within the specified number of words', after all, the vast majority of n tán and post replies are limited to the number of words. Due to the difference in strength just now, the time left for the two keyboard beasts is extremely short, and it is not enough for them to explain what they have seen, if they use even a little adjective, descriptive sentence, it will cause the meaning of the sentence to be incomplete, and then warn of failure, and the other keyboard beasts will still not realize what happened!

But now it's different, as long as the keyboard beasts that haven't fallen asleep at this time period know that a foreign enemy has invaded the 'Sacred Domain of the Main House', they suddenly boil! Every room is noisy, and the sound of cracking and smashing the keyboard is ten times louder than before! The text on the huge message board is line after line, and the refresh speed is dizzying!

"Oh my God, someone has broken into our chassis!

"Kill him!!"

"I personally propose that we form the homeland guard! you form the head and I will form the body or something, and together they will form the advanced combat power in the legend of our keyboard beast, the keyboard warrior!"

"Does that mean we're going to have a war next? I really don't want to fight!"

"yes! I still want to play Half-Life 3 in my lifetime! I'm going to die if I fight! After all, I've never played sports, and I'm going to die just running!"

"How wonderful you are, please don't go away!"

"I think we should condemn it sternly, and we can just talk about it, right? Why do we have to go on it? After all, peaceful development is our main theme! Wouldn't it be better to scare away the enemy or something?"

"That's it! I seriously agree with the opinion upstairs! Don't fight, if you start a war, how can there be such a comfortable squatting life at home?"

"Front, can you bear to watch your compatriots die a tragic death? Don't you feel a little angry about this? Can't be so bloodless, my keyboard is almost bào zhà, you guys hurry up! I'll cheer you on!"

"A group of fart people in front of me always think so much, what does a big event like a war have to do with us, when the sky falls, there will naturally be a high top!"

"Yes, yes, yes, our keyboard beasts are not easy to bully, our race is also a few complete high-level races!"

"The complete body adults are mighty!!The complete body adults are on it!!Don't waste the IQ tax that we people pay you on weekdays!"

"That's right! Defending the homeland is up to the leaders at the moment!"

“......”

After a quick glance at the messages, Mario and Yoshi's faces turned pale, and they used the fastest speed to pull out the two keyboard beasts they had killed before, as well as the energy core and mind core of the bar spirit, and threw them into the superrail car, so they jumped down from the seventh floor, looking like a lost dog who wanted to escape.

This made Zero very dissatisfied, and with a wave of her slender fingers, she dragged the two back from mid-air, and said hatefully:

"What are you running?!No matter how powerful the complete body in the keyboard beast is, in the final analysis, isn't it just a seventh-level demonic beast, which is worth scaring you like this? There are also two high-level combat forces here, not to mention one or two complete bodies, even if these keyboard beasts are all assembled and turned into a super large super ultimate body, they may not be able to get any benefits!"

Looking at Ling Mo, who was standing on the side smiling and silent, Mario and Yoshi suddenly realized, glanced at each other, smiled awkwardly, and said:

"That...... I'm used to it, I'm used to it! I do stealing Wagra all day long, and when I see the owner coming to the door, I reflexively want to run ......."

With Zero's disdainful eyes, Yoshi felt that he should say something to justify himself and Mario:

"The female powerhouse of the human race, do you know, the keyboard beast is naturally nothing to be afraid of, the weak have no friends, and there are many weaknesses to exploit. But for such a large group of them to survive in the dangerous environment of the Inner World, they naturally have their own miracles. ”

"Oh?" Zero raised an eyebrow, "How supernatural?"

"Ordinary keyboard beasts are very weak, but keyboard beasts that can evolve from maturity and become a 'complete body' are very strong!"

Yoshi's face was serious: "Among the tens of thousands of keyboard beasts, there are usually only seven or eight complete bodies, and these seven or eight complete bodies are enough to ensure the safety of all keyboard beasts! Although keyboard beasts are very timid and afraid of things, their complete bodies are not afraid of death, because they have evolved and rely on the 'attention' thing, and they can be paid attention to by a large number of ordinary keyboard beasts, and the keyboard beasts that can collect wool on their bodies for a long time can become complete bodies! In other words, the base number of keyboard beasts is the guarantee of their strength!"

Zero laughed and asked, "The keyboard beast's superior individual 'bar spirit', isn't it just a scare when he sees someone, can he do anything twice?

"Of course, it is not possible to simply rely on the bar, if the bar spirit wants to evolve further, it must have its own 'position', no matter how strange its position is, as long as it is firm and has a set of self-consistent logic, there will be a large number of keyboard beasts sought after. ”

Yoshi explains:

"The more controversial the bar is, the more attention it gets, so the basic idea of the complete body of those keyboard beasts is more strange than the other. The few complete entities I know, such as wudǎng, little pink, Daode Emperor, Li Zhongke, and Forced Big V, are all more difficult than the other! I just don't know what is coming this time...... Ahh

On the top floor, a strange keyboard beast shrouded in pink light jumped down directly, and instantly came to Yoshi and Mario! Frightened, the two of them hurriedly hid behind Zero, signaling that this is the main master, don't hit us little minions. The flying pink keyboardmon was obviously useless to deal with the minions' interest, it glanced at Zero, and asked haughtily:

"It's you, killing four of my fans?"

Zero didn't know what the fans were, so he had to be silent.

Her silence made the pink keyboard beast think that she had preset, and then the other party took a deep breath and scolded directly:

"Obedient trash saint, your sect's philosophy is rubbish! Your holy scriptures are all rubbish! Disciples who have been taught by this kind of garbage will not do any bullshit except for engaging in this kind of terror of the common people!

When you are small, you believers in the Almighty Lord can still rely on the fierce and fearless death to play some local advantages, but as long as the scale of the war is a little larger, you disciple army will definitely fail, and the failure of the eight crusades is enough to prove your-like organizational ability, enough to prove your-like ideals and beliefs!

Do you know why you lost so badly in the war with the Golden Fortress three hundred years ago? Don't comfort yourself by saying that there is a gap in strength, there is a gap in strength, but it is not so big that you can't even beat the ultimate body!

As long as the mode of war enters the modernization and gets out of the stage where two groups of people are facing each other and slashing each other, you will not be much better than shit in obeying the sect and fighting wars! Your command and organization level will be at the highest level of company commander, and no matter how high it is, it will be beyond the explanation of the scriptures! Hahahaha!!"

Zero: "......"

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