Chapter Eighty-Five: It's Useless to Shave Your Head
That night, Wuming came to Yang Yingqi's room, and Yang Yingqi asked, "How is your ability to shave your head?" ”
Wuming said: "My head is usually shaved by myself, but I often scratch my scalp. ”
"Ahh Well, that's not going to work. Yang Yingqi asked Wu Ming to wait first, went out and brought the barber who was left in Huining by the Han Department, and said, "Help me shave my head." ”
The barber saw that the seventh general pulled himself over in the middle of the night to shave his head, and he felt strange in his heart, but he didn't dare to disobey, and carefully trimmed it for him, Yang Yingqi said unhappily: "That's not the case!" It's a shaved head! Do you understand how to shave your head? Shave all your hair! ”
The barber was shocked: "All shaved? ”
"That's right! Bareheaded! ”
"This ...... How can this be? ”
Yang Yingqi said: "Summer is coming, I want to shave my head to cool down!" ”
The barber thought that he was afraid that it would not be that simple, but he couldn't stop Yang Yingqi urging him, so he had to carefully shave him clean. Yang Yingqi picked up a mirror that had just been developed by Hanbu, and nodded his head while looking at it: "What a handsome young man!" What a beautiful bald head! Yes, yes, this head is shaved round and shiny enough! "I gave the barber a tip.
Wuming asked, "Seventh General, what are you doing here?" ”
Yang Yingqi put down the mirror, folded his hands and said: "From today on, I will take refuge in Buddhism, and my Dharma name is Qilin Zen Master." ”
Wu Ming was shocked: "Seventh General, you want to take refuge in Buddhism? This...... This...... But your wedding is coming......"
"What's this, that, that!" Yang Yingqi said: "Buddha Shakyamuni is still a prince!" He has a wife and son, and he can leave the house, so I can't leave? ”
Wu Ming thought to himself that you are only afraid that you are not seeking the Tao for the sake of becoming a monk, but to shave your degree and avoid relatives, so she glanced at Yang Yingqi's bald head and said, "This head is very bright, but unfortunately there are a few fragrance scars missing." ”
"I don't need a scar." Yang Yingqi said: "First, it hurts too much, and second, I want to return to the vulgar in the future, what are you doing with the incense scar." ”
Wuming thought to himself that you were bald and thought about being vulgar, which is really not true! Displeased: "Then there must be a master for shaving." Do you want to worship me as a teacher? ”
Yang Yingqi smiled: "You want to be beautiful!" I asked you to come just to be a witness! Is this Master...... I'll be a senior brother with you, and I can be regarded as recognizing the great monk Huiqin as a master. Besides, I worship you as a master now, do you dare to admit it? I'm afraid that if you admit it tonight, Uncle Xieye and Uncle Hulu will tear you alive tomorrow! ”
On the second day, Yang Yingqi didn't go out, and the barber didn't dare to take more bites, but the boy who came to deliver the food opened the door and was so frightened that he screamed and knocked over the tray. Soon after Yan Hu heard the news, he saw Yang Yingqi and Wuming sitting side by side on the futon, and shouted: "Yingqi! What the hell are you doing! ”
Yang Yingqi said: "Female donor, poor monk law name Qilin ......"
"Poor monk, ghost!" Wan Yanhu pulled him up with one hand, pointed at Wuming and said, "It's you monks again!" Hum! Didn't you have enough trouble last time? This time my brother is about to get married, so you can't spare him? ”
Wuming smiled bitterly: "Princess! What's the matter with me? He didn't worship me as a teacher, or I didn't shave his head, I just sat with him and didn't do anything. ”
Yang Yingqi recited "Amitabha" and said, "What Senior Brother Wuming said is true. No one forced me to do this, but I dreamed last night that my Buddha was coming, and then I suddenly realized it......"
"I don't listen to your nonsense!" Wan Yanhu threw him on the ground and said, "It's nothing to shave your head!" Wait a month or two for it to grow again! But don't you want to get married like this! In the rules of our Jurchens, there is no such thing as a bald head and no marriage. ”
Yang Yingqi hurriedly said: "Sister-in-law! No! Female benefactor! I'm not just an ordinary bald head! I'm shaved! Monk! ”
Wan Yanhu said: "These words, you talk to the second uncle, the fourth uncle, the fifth uncle, and Uncle Hulu!" He turned his head and said to the attendant: "I heard that the Buddhists are not allowed to eat meat, and today they are not allowed to prepare vegetarian food for the seven generals!" Give him all the meat! See if he's eating or hungry! ”
Yang Yingqi said indifferently: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart!" ”
Wan Yanhu sneered and left. Soon the news of Yang Yingqi's ghost came out, and Ah Gu inquired and smiled: "Why does this kid have so many ghost ideas!" Ignore him! If he wants to be a monk, I will order that all monks in Dajin be allowed to marry wives!" ”
Wu Qimai, Xianye and others also continued to prepare their subordinates, and they were not affected by Yang Yingqi's move in the slightest. Hulu personally came to Han Village to touch Yang Yingqi's bald head and praised: "Good! Shaved your head and feel more energetic! A leopard must like it! "Follow haha.
Hulu's brother Sagai also came to Huining with illness, and said to his son Zong Han: "Ying Qi has been making trouble recently, what do you think is the reason?" ”
Zong Han said: "I also think it's strange. He's not young anymore, doesn't he really want to get married? If you want to marry, the current daughters are all good matches...... Could it be that he was just pretending? ”
Sakai groaned: "And look at what he does in the end, you will know whether he wants to marry or not, and if not, why!" ”
In Han Village, Yang Yingqi finished eating the mutton and was holding his head and worrying. Wu Ming smiled: "Seventh General, your strategy seems to be useless." ”
Yang Yingqi sighed: "Actually, I also know that it's useless, it's just ...... It's just that I'm in a hurry, you know? If you are in a hurry, you have to try it if it doesn't work. ”
Wu Ming said: "With the wisdom of the seven generals, if you don't want to get married, you really can't think of a way?" ”
Yang Yingqi said: "If wisdom meets arrogance, it is useless. This is called 'Xiucai meets soldiers, and it is unreasonable'! The country wants me to marry, and I have no room to resist at all. He wants me to marry Yan Zongnu, and I can't marry if I don't want to! ”
Wu Ming groaned: "Actually, the Seventh General can't shirk it, the main reason is that he can't find a good reason not to get married. ”
"yes!" Yang Yingqi said: "I also understand this, but the reason is that this thing is not something that can be imagined by fantasy." What's worse is that my sister-in-law and I don't have the same thing. Not only did they not help me, but they also 'fell into the well'! ”
Seeing that there was no one around, Wu Ming said: "Wu Ming may have an idea, but he is quite embarrassed, I don't know if the Seventh General is willing to do it?" ”
Yang Yingqi was a little surprised and a little unconvinced: "I can't even think of a way, but you have a way?" ”
Wuming said: "Wuming this method...... It's hard to talk about. In fact, I want to find a reason for the Seventh General......"
Yang Yingqi urged: "Say it quickly! What is the reason? ”
Wu Ming said: "Wu Ming is outside the party, and he doesn't dare to guess what the purpose of the lord of the country is to complete the marriage for the seven generals this time, but the women who are designated to rob the relatives are not only rich and noble, but also all of them are close relatives, so they ......"
"So what?"
Therefore, if the man may let the woman be wronged, I am afraid that the woman's parents will not be very rejected. The woman's parents refused, and the lord of the country thought that it would be difficult to force the marriage. ”
Yang Yingqi nodded and said, "That makes sense." I've thought about this too, but I'm not boasting, and it's hard to find fault with me. He has a handsome face, money in his pocket, and a great future...... It's just one of the top ten sons-in-law! ”
Wu Ming smiled and said, "Actually, Seventh General, you have a ...... that can't be humane to outsiders."
"Oh? You mean......"
Wuming lowered his voice: "Seventh General, you...... Inhumane ......"
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