Chapter 242: Wetting Your Pants, You Have to Celebrate
The two male brothers with hooked nose and black mole were also a little shaken, and the second young master instructed that as long as people can't run away, it would be better if this old guy had cerebral thrombosis, he didn't even have to look at it, he couldn't run at all, it was better to let Lin Wannong treat them.
However, the black mole man and the hooked nose are quite scheming, and they are not very relieved of Lin Wannong's medical skills; Second, they didn't know the true purpose of the two of them, so the two of them were waiting for the third child to be a guinea pig to test Lin Wannong's treatment effect.
"Third child, you come first."
The hooked nose and the black mole man glanced at each other, and generously gave the opportunity to diagnose and treat the first child to the third child.
"Little brother, the doctor said that high blood pressure and diabetes are all immortal cancers, and there is no way to treat them, if you can cure my former liexian, I will serve you!"
The man known as the third child was a little innocent, and he said to Lin Wannong very excitedly.
"Do you want to pee now?" Lin Wannong asked with a smile.
"It's okay if you don't say it, but if you say it, I really want to pee." The third child rubbed his hands and replied a little embarrassed.
"Ready, I'm going to get a treat."
Lin Wannong didn't wait to finish speaking, he had already made a sudden move, the third child's kidney Yu acupoint, dantian learning, was stabbed several times, he only felt a warm current in his lower abdomen, slowly rising from the dantian, and his back began to sweat, but a cup of tea time, the third child's urine was stronger, and he couldn't wait to rush into the toilet to release water.
"Okay, you can go to the toilet and try it." Lin Wannong waved his hand and said to the third child.
The third child was impatient for a long time, as soon as Lin Wannong spoke, the third man rushed out of the warehouse, the second black mole man was not at ease, he wanted to personally inspect the curative effect, and also ran out with the third child, the eldest eagle hooked nose actually wanted to follow the two brothers out to test how amazing Lin Wannong's medical skills were, but the second young master's instructions seemed to be more important than this, if the old man made a mistake, the second young master and the door master would not spare themselves.
Lin Wannong wanted to take the opportunity to take Ye Tianxiong away, but he didn't expect that the hooked nose was calm enough to be able to bear it, but he had no choice but to restrain the three brothers in order to rescue Ye Tianxiong.
Lin Wannong was ready to make a move, and her hooked nose was like a pin, fidgeting and waiting for the two brothers to come back to report.
"Boss, the third one, he peed his pants."
The man with the black mole first ran into the warehouse from the door, laughing as he ran, suspected of gloating.
The hook nose is not light, if it weren't for Lin Wannong's face, he would have scolded earlier, Nima, brother peeing pants, you would still be able to laugh? Especially in front of outsiders, even if the brothers are full of urine, you have to hold back.
"Boss, I'm peeing my pants!"
Lao San ran into the warehouse in a hurry, pointing to a large wet patch on his pants, as if he had won the * color, with an excited face.
Dongzi laughed dumbly, and the two bosses couldn't help laughing. Nima, can you not embarrass Lao Tzu? Is there anything you're so excited about when you pee your pants? Do you want to celebrate?
"Well, third child, how do you feel calm?" The boss reminded with a dry cough.
"Boss, you don't know that it's cool, it's so happy, just walked out of the warehouse, and it was all urinated in your pants!"
After he finished speaking, he stepped forward, took Lin Wannong's hand, and said excitedly: "Little brother, I mean what I say, you are not necessarily rare Porsche, I will give you money, there must be no problem at all, and the urine is very happy!" ”
Lin Wannong was not as happy as the three brothers imagined, but smiled faintly and said, "If you don't want much money, just give me one million." ”
The third child agreed, but he didn't have so much money on him, so he simply asked Lin Wannong's account to transfer money from the bank, but was stopped by the boss's hooked nose: "Slow, it's just a smooth front*liexian, how can you pee in your pants?" ”
"You know what? Former liexian hypertrophy, causing urinary retention, the bladder always has urine, after my acupuncture worked, all the urine in the bladder was excreted, he definitely couldn't hold it. Lin Wannong sneered.
Hooknose smiled awkwardly, and then said, "Little brother, why don't you show me too?" Our brothers are all looking for you to see a doctor, can this consultation fee be discounted? ”
"No, maybe your consultation fee will be a little more expensive."
Lin Wannong was quite dissatisfied with the bargaining of the hook nose, you thought that you were going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and one was expensive to buy the other? This son's medical skills are the only one, there is no other branch, and I don't want to spend money on you to find someone else.
"Dongzi, the things that the second young master ordered us haven't been done yet, let's leave after we finish it!"
Lin Wannong pretended to diagnose Ye Tianxiong, and walked up to Ye Tianxiong, the boss was anxious, if Lin Wannong left angrily, what should he do if he was sick?
Hooknose remembered a very tragic cartoon: a rich man died of overwork, the money was not spent, and his wife became someone else's......
"Little brother, can't I give money? Please show me, at my age, I don't have enough energy to do anything... ”
The hooked nose didn't dare to squeak anymore, his face was full of smiles, and he tried his best to lower his voice and beg Lin Wannong to say.
Lin Wannong looked his hooked nose up and down a few times, and saw that his face was swollen, his eyelids drooped, his face was gray, and his complexion was not flashy, which was a symptom of kidney deficiency, and it was not difficult to treat it, but he was not here to diagnose the patient tonight, and it was the right thing to rescue Ye Tianxiong.
"Well, it's not a big problem, it can be treated with acupuncture."
Lin Wannong couldn't hold back her laughter, trying her best not to let herself laugh out loud, Nima, if you find an eighteen-year-old wife, you will definitely be more empty than now.
The black mole man saw that the third child's illness had improved greatly, and the boss had a relationship with the miracle doctor, and if he didn't make a move, if the family left, where would he find such a clever doctor?
"Little brother, I'll give 1.2 million, please show me the problem of the gallbladder."
The black mole man has already decided to rob the boss, isn't the third one out of a million? Before the boss could express his position, he first raised the price to 1.2 million.
"Dick, what the do you mean? Joke boss, do I have no money? Lao Tzu out of 1.5 million! ”
The boss is so angry that he is angry, Nima's, aren't you crazy? It's too late for Lao Tzu to bargain with him, isn't your kid demolishing Lao Tzu's platform when he raises the price?
Lin Wannong almost laughed, although it was noisy, he was only happy when he raised the price to 10 million Lao Tzu.
"One million six hundred thousand." The black mole man was also very annoyed, so he simply got on the bar.
The third onlooker thought it was very interesting, these two eldest brothers are usually very picky, but this time they were fighting for a doctor, and they did have a lot of blood.
"Two million!"
The hooked nose has vomited blood, and if the second child argues with him again, he will simply use his fists to solve the problem.
Fortunately, the black mole man did not bid with him this time, Lin Wannong clapped his hands and smiled: "The deal, the second is 1.6 million, the eldest is 2 million, and the 31 million." ”
The brothers were stunned, what does this mean? People are stupid and have a lot of money, they can't do this, right? However, the brother just questioned it in his heart, and no one had the courage to argue with Lin Wannong again.
Especially the boss who paid the most money, Eagle Hook Nose, was even more depressed, but as long as he could cure his illness, he would admit it no matter how much money he spent, his status in the iron fan gate was not low, and his income was not cheap, and it was nothing to spend this money.
"Little brother, listen to you, please start treatment." Eagle hook nose spends the most money, of course, I hope that Lin Wannong will treat him first.
"No problem, you two lie down together." Lin Wannong pointed to the ground covered with hairy grass.
The two brothers scrambled to lie down and waited for Lin Wannong's treatment.
"It might hurt a little, you two bear with it." The corners of Lin Wannong's mouth showed a sly smile.
As soon as his words fell, he shot as fast as lightning, and the man with a hooked nose and a black mole only felt a tingling in his chest, and his body was no longer obedient, and the two of them couldn't help but be shocked.
"Little brother, what's going on? I can't move. ”
It was only now that the two brothers realized that Lin Wannong was actually a master of the inner family, his skills were not below him, and his martial arts were so high that the three brothers didn't even notice it, and they had a trace of ominous premonition in their hearts.
"Uh, it's okay, I don't seal the acupuncture points, you two can't stand the severe pain caused by the treatment." Lin Wannong said vaguely.
The brothers were skeptical, and the third child gloated, and began to describe how Lin Wannong felt when he treated him, which was called a cool, and there was no need to worry about it. While the brothers were arguing, Lin Wannong gave Dongzi a look, which meant to take someone away quickly.
Dongzi is ruthless, and he is also open, both left and right are dead, if he follows Lin Wannong, maybe he will have a better future.
He quietly untied the rope on Ye Tianxiong's body, and was about to leave with him, the second black mole man first discovered Dongzi's misdeeds, and was just about to shout, but Lin Wannong had sealed the Tanzhong acupoint, and at the same time, the acupoint was also blocked by the boss eagle hook nose.
Dongzi had already taken advantage of the chaos to take Ye Tianxiong to the door of the warehouse, and the third brother first found that the two eldest brothers had fallen one after another, unable to speak, and even the sturdy Ye Tianxiong who was tied up on the side was also taken away, and he couldn't help but be shocked.
"Stop, what are you two going to do?"
The third child jumped sideways and stopped in front of Dongzi and Ye Tianxiong......