Chapter 23: What God Looks Like
When Luo Yang heard Huang Shiren's roar, a strong warning sound instantly sounded in his heart.
Before the gunshots rang out, his hands and feet suddenly exerted force at the same time, and his upper body pushed backwards, overwhelming Hong Jingtian, who had been holding him, under his back.
At the same time, a bullet flew almost against his cheek from above, and the strong wind formed by the bullet during its high-speed movement almost cut his face.
There was a crisp sound of "ding", and the bullet hit the ground less than half a meter away from the two people.
"Hong Hong, are you alright?"
Luo Yang quickly turned around and looked at the flood with concern.
"I didn't ...... It's okay. ”
Hong replied in a daze, she only heard a gunshot before, and then she was pushed down by Luo Yang, and she still hasn't come back to her senses to figure out what happened.
"It's okay!"
Luo Yang breathed a sigh of relief, it was really too thrilling just now, if she hadn't reacted fast enough to press Hong Jingtian under her back, the bullet would have entered her body by now.
And with Luo Yang's experience and eyesight, it was easy to judge that if the shot just now was too late to dodge, the bullet would definitely shoot into the vital part of Hong Shocking's heart without deviation!
Thinking of the terrible consequences of Hong Jingtian's heartshot, Luo Yang was shocked into a cold sweat.
"Damn 'yellow shit man', you have ruined my brother's good deeds again and again, and you almost let Lao Tzu's woman Xiang Xiaoyu die, if you don't beat you into a pig's head today, Lao Tzu's name will be written upside down!"
Luo Yang turned his head to look at Huang Shiren fiercely, the chill in his eyes could almost turn people into ice, if his eyes could kill, he would have been cut by Luo Yang thousands of times now, Ling Chi hundreds of times.
The shot that was originally full of confidence was dodged, and Huang Shiren forgot what to do for a while, and it was not until Luo Yang's cold eyes pierced him that he came back to his senses.
"Stinky garbage, I didn't kill you like this, count you lucky, but Young Master Ben wants to see how many times you can have such good luck!"
Huang Shiren said ruthlessly, and the gun in his hand was aimed at Luo Yang again.
"You're going to die this time!"
With that, Huang Shiren's index finger holding the gun was about to pull the trigger as soon as he strained it.
"Grass and mud, if you can shoot twice in front of Lao Tzu, you are enough to be proud to jump off the building, and you want to continue shooting, why do you really think that Lao Tzu is muddy?"
In the midst of the loud shouting, Luo Yang Youyue shook it back, and the leather shoes that were originally worn on his feet flew out like arrows.
"Smack!"
The leather shoe bounced to the ground with a crisp sound, and a clear shoe print appeared on Huang Shiren's somewhat feminine handsome face.
The degree of clarity is as if it was imprinted with a hot soldering iron, which shows how powerful Luo Yang's "flying shoes" stunt is.
The moment he was slapped by his shoes, Huang Shiren only felt that the day was spinning, and as soon as his hand was released, the gun fell to the ground.
finally came back to his senses, but saw Luo Yang standing in front of him and looking at him with a sneer, so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were split, and he didn't even feel the pain of the broken bridge of his nose.
"You...... What do you want to do? ”
Huang Shiren asked in horror as he stepped back.
"Beat you!"
After that, Luo Yang's hands opened left and right, and he slapped Huang Shiren's face frantically, scolding while beating.
"Aren't you going to chop Lao Tzu into meat sauce and throw it away to feed the dogs? Don't you want to cut out Lao Tzu's tongue, cut off your hands and feet and throw them into the sea to feed sharks? Aren't you going to kill me? Come on, you're so hands-on! ”
"You think you're going to have a gun? You can kill whoever you want? If you don't have real skills, don't learn to pretend to be forced, do you know that pretending to be forced is going to be struck by lightning? I'm grass your sister! ”
"If you want me, you are still alive in this world is simply the sorrow of your parents, the misfortune of your brothers and sisters, and the ...... of the world"
Luo Yang's stormy speed and vicious words made Hong Jingtian and Murong on the side stunned, covering their mouths and completely dumbfounded.
Luo Yang seemed to want to pour all the depression in his heart on Huang Shiren's body, the more he fought, the more comfortable he became, the more excited he became, and in the end, he was even more open-mouthed.
"You dead sissy, do you know how much brain and heart power it took to design and pretend to be dead in order to kiss Hong Beauty? But you are a slut, every time Lao Tzu is about to succeed, you jump out to sabotage, I will grass your uncle, Lao Tzu will kill you, kill you, kill you......"
"Huang Shiren, yellow man! As soon as I heard your name, I knew that you were born in a stinking thatched hut, and you plunged into the dung pit as soon as you were born, but unfortunately your life is too cheap, and even the thatched pit adults who can accommodate thousands of people's crotches with such a large 'belly' are unwilling to take you in, and then kick you out after spraying your face with yellow. ”
Hearing this, Hong Jingtian seemed to have been hit by a powerful electric current, and suddenly woke up from his daze.
"Damn Luo Yang!"
Hong shook his fists tightly, his eyes breathed fire, and he gritted his teeth and looked at Luo Yang's back.
Her whole body was trembling slightly, and her neckline was constantly rising and falling, which showed how angry she was at this time.
After a few more minutes, Luo Yang finally stopped all his movements.
"Whew...... I'm exhausted! ”
Shaking his somewhat sore arm, Luo Yang let out a long sigh of relief, in front of him, Huang Shiren, whose face was already swollen like a pig's head, was like a tumbler, his body swayed but he just refused to fall.
"I ...... No...... Yes...... Put...... Pass...... You...... Target! ”
A slurred sentence came out of Huang Shiren's mouth.
"I'll grass your uncle!"
Luo Yang jumped up all of a sudden, his hands were tired, he didn't expect that this Huang Shiren could still maintain a sober mind to take revenge on himself, this is not scientific!
"Won't let me go? I won't let you go now, grass! ”
Luo Yang flew up and kicked Huang Shiren in the stomach, kicking him into a shrimp and flying out.
Syllable!
Laugh at!
At the moment when Huang Shiren landed, two different voices sounded at the same time.
"It stinks!"
Luo Yang suddenly smelled a very pungent smell from the air, and when he looked forward, a yellow liquid spot on Huang Shiren's pure white casual suit pants and the back waist was so eye-catching.
"Huang Shiren, you should really thank me for allowing you to become a real 'yellow man', haha......"
Luo Yang laughed.
Hearing this, Huang Shiren, who was still struggling, directly spurted out a mouthful of black blood and completely fainted!
"That's dizzy? Today's young people, the psychological quality is really too bad, the sadness of the education industry, alas, ......"
After shaking his head and expressing a few words of emotion, Luo Yang no longer paid attention to the yellow man, and turned to walk towards Hong Jingtian and Murong.
"You're so good, you can beat people to the point of and urine!"
Looking at Luo Yang, who came to the front, Hong said with a smile in his eyes.
"That's, don't look at who I am, miscellaneous fish like the yellow man, even if a truck comes, my brother can easily overturn them!"
Luo Yang patted the moon and said proudly.
"Oh, is it? I don't know who was shot just now, and I'm about to die! ”
Hong Jingtian was still smiling.
"Huh!?"
Countless cold sweats broke out on Luo Yang's body, and he finally remembered that when he beat Huang Shiren fatly, he didn't stop his mouth all of a sudden, and said something that shouldn't be.
"Luo Daying, do you have something to say to me?"
Hong Jingtian suddenly took a step forward and came to Luo Yang's eyes, his whole body was less than ten centimeters away from him, and the domineering spirit of the strong woman came out violently.
Luo Yang didn't expect Hong Jingtian to have such a "kingly spirit", coupled with the previous fraud, his heart was so weak that he retreated step by step.
And Hong Jingtian is pressing step by step, not giving him a chance to escape the answer at all, the anger in her heart, Luo Yang, this bad guy, is so shameless, using injuries to play tricks on himself and deceive his feelings, it is simply too hateful!
Luo Yang saw that he couldn't get rid of Hong Jingtian's questioning, so he could only stubbornly say: "Ahem, I was indeed about to die just now, and even one foot had already stepped into the gate of heaven, but at this time, the old guy of 'God' suddenly appeared in front of me, he and my wife are in danger, and they can't die yet." ”
Then he waved his hand, and a white light full of holiness shot into my body, and at that moment I felt my body instantly filled with surging power.
"Before I could come to my senses, the old fellow kicked me out of the gates of heaven."
"As soon as I woke up, I found that you were in danger, Honghong, so I didn't even think about protecting you under me^, huh...... You know the rest of the story. ”
Luo Yang took a long breath, and at the end, he looked at Hong Jingtian seriously, and said, "Hong Hong, everything I am is true, you must believe me!" ”
Hong Jingtian's eyes flickered, and he asked with a sneer, "What does God look like?" ”
"Uh......"
Luo Yang was stunned, he never thought that Hong Jingtian would ask like this, what does God look like, I'm afraid even the supreme leader of Christianity, the Pope, has never seen it, right?
However, Luo Yang's adaptability is not covered, and he will come as soon as he opens his mouth.
"God, that old guy has more wings than us humans, except for the wings of the birdman, he is simply a lewd bad old man, and the beard on his face has not been repaired for many years, but it is more than half a meter long!"
"A pair of eyes as big as Tong Ling are always staring at people with lustful eyes, radiating an obscene gaze; There is always a lewd^ smiling smile on the corner of his mouth. ”
"The most odious thing is that he doesn't even wear pants, not even underwear! I glanced at it in a hurry, and was surprised to see that his brother was only a centimeter long, and that he had already entered ^the state of 'fighting'. ”
"And his back, uh...... What's wrong with you, why are you looking at me like that? ”
Luo Yang wanted to continue, but found that Hong Jingtian and Murong were looking at him blankly, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to moke his face to see if there were any flowers growing on it.
"Luo Yang, I think it's really the biggest loss for the world that you don't want to be a writer."
Murong suddenly said loudly.
"Murong, do you really think so? In the past, there was a writer called 'Heart Wandering' who wanted to take me into the online literary world, and he was the god of this industry, as long as I followed him, I could have as many bungalows, cars, and beautiful women as I wanted. ”
"It's just that I had something very important to do at that time, so I didn't promise him, and today I heard Murong mention the word writer before I remembered it."
Luo Yang said with some nostalgia, "By the way, Hong Hong, do you think I have a future if I really become a writer?" ”
"I don't know if there is a future, I just know that you will vomit in pain immediately!"
Hong shook the sky coldly, and the hard heel of the high heel slammed on Luo Yang's unshoed right foot.
"Ahh
Luo Yang just screamed in pain, and then his face instantly became extremely pale, without a trace of blood, and his body fell straight backwards......