Xiaomeng slammed the table: "Enough, who are you?" Why do you know so much about me......

Shennong's No. 1 secretly approached me and said to me quietly: ", who are these people......"

I glared at the old god: "You don't understand the life of the goddess!" ”

Su Diao Complex ignored Xiaomeng, turned his head to Sisi, and said playfully: "There is another beauty, who claims to have slept with countless men every day, but she is actually a chick!" Often on TV to enlighten other people's emotional problems, in fact, I have never been in love, the handsome post-mortem who came to the door to propose marriage lined up two streets, this beauty said that she couldn't look down on it, but in fact, she was dazzled, and she didn't know who to choose......"

Sisi's face turned blue: "You...... You are talking nonsense! ”

Jiang Ziya and Shennong's No. 1 changed seats, leaned into my ear and muttered, "Are these people sick?" ”

I also glared at him: "You don't understand the feelings of the goddess!" ”

Su Diao's complex didn't stop, she fiddled with the wine glass, and said lightly: "There are many other things, such as someone drooling when watching He Brick's family on TV, and someone once committed suicide for the sake of not being warped......"

"Stop!" Sisi begged for mercy: "This sister, don't say it, we will treat you as if you know us, but this still can't prove anything, you want us to think that you are our boss, this is impossible, since you are here, it means that you are sincere, say, is our boss in your hands?" How did you let her go? Want money? Want a spiritual weapon? As long as you say it, we can definitely do it! ”

Su Diao's complex sighed: "It seems that I can only use a killing move!" Two sisters, please come here! ”

Sisi and Xiaomeng were skeptical, but in the end they stuck next to Su Diao's complex, and I was just about to use my ear power to eavesdrop, when I saw Su Diao's complex wave of his hand, creating an extremely clever soundproof formation.

Soon, we saw that Sisi and Xiaomeng showed extremely surprised looks, it was a mixture of absolutely impossible and how could it be like this, the two of them seemed to have been petrified in place, motionless.

Su Diao Complex laughed evilly a few times, and then lay on Sisi and Xiaomeng's ears and muttered a few words, at this time, Sisi and Xiaomeng's expressions changed again, and they became the ones I had to believe.

Finally, the Su Diao complex accepted the formation, and Sisi and Xiaomeng shyly saluted Su Diao complex: "Sisi (Xiaomeng) has seen my sister!" ”

At this time, Ma Feng and Jiang Ziya changed seats again, and he asked me solemnly, "What did your daughter-in-law say?" Why do these two women look convinced now? Your daughter-in-law and the two of them won't have any feelings......"

Bursts of fire erupted from my eyes, which immediately blinded the dog's eyes: "! ”

Sisi and Xiaomeng returned to their seats, and Sisi asked Su Diao excitedly: "Sister, where have you been during this time?" ”

Su Diao's complex pointed at me aggrievedly: "I was kidnapped by this grandson and taken to his house!" ”

Sisi and Xiaomeng were angry at that time, only to see Xiaomeng pick up the wine bottle and throw it at me, thanks to Su Diao's quick hand, she took it over, she sighed, and said to the two women: "Sisters, don't guess, hey, everything was given to him, that's it, he understands who says it outside the house, sister, I'm quite happy now!" ”

Sisi suddenly realized, Xiaomeng showed a look of disgust, and muttered: "Sister, you have such a taste......"

Paralyzed, if I had not asked them now, I would have to show them my majesty, so that they might know what a happy thing it is to be with me!

Xiaomeng happily grabbed Su Diao's complex's hand: "Sister, you really make us worry to death!" Don't you know, we're looking for you so hard these days! ”

Sisi also echoed: "Yes, from south to north, from east to west, our sisters are about to run the entire continent, by the way, sister, I have something to tell you, let's go upstairs!" ”

Su Diao was stunned for a moment, and then gently squeezed my hand under the table, and at that time, I understood the calculation of the three women.

Obviously, although this little dream is strong, but it is definitely not a fool, although these two women are skeptical because of Su Diao's words, they can be regarded as temporarily recognizing Su Diao complex, but if you think about it carefully, it is inevitable that there will be doubts, this silk deliberately pulled away Su Diao complex, just to leave Xiaomeng set our words.

And Su Diao Complex knows our temperament very well, and she also knows our style of acting well, so she wants to remind us to be careful!

Soon, Sisi took Su Diao's arm and went upstairs with a smile.

Xiaomeng looked like a woman, raised her wine glass and said to me, "Brother-in-law, can you afford to look down on your sister?" ”

I cautiously replied, "Where?" I'm afraid that my sister won't look down on my brother-in-law, I'm a rough person! ”

Xiaomeng Erlang's legs were cocked, and he said with a big grin: "Then let's not say much, what about changing white?" ”

I hurriedly showed fear on my face: "Sister, I drink liquor......"

"What's the matter? Brother-in-law doesn't give face? Seeing that I was embarrassed, this woman further stimulated me with her words!

"Sister, brother-in-law, I really ......" pretending to be a grandson is a must-have skill for everyone!

"Don't say anything!" Xiaomeng poured me wine and said, "It's a gentleman, let's do it!" ”

Speaking of which, if I don't drink it again, it will be a bit cowardly, and I raised my glass and swallowed my saliva, I asked, "All dry?" ”

"That's right! Brother-in-law, sister respects you! Xiaomeng was refreshed and ruthless, and drank it all.

I was sweating: "Then the brother-in-law will give up his life to accompany the gentleman!" ”

Ma Feng pressed my arm in a panic: "Brother Wang, you ...... like this"

I wiped my sweat violently: "Brother Ma, don't persuade me, Xiaomeng toasts, I can't help but give face!" "Anyway, I also drank the liquor in the glass so refreshingly, and naturally I couldn't help but show all kinds of expressions, as if the spicy wine had made me crazy.

As soon as one cup was exhausted, Xiaomeng immediately filled it with me, and this time, she also attached other men: "The second cup, thank you brothers for taking care of my sister, I'll do it first!" ”

Shennong's No. 1 looked at me strangely, and saw that I was sweating all over my head, and I also learned, he muttered: "The old man is old, this ......"

Xiaomeng had completely decided to eat us, she simply stood up, pinched her waist and clenched her fists, and said arrogantly: "Brother, I heard that Lian Po is old......"

"Yes, I'll drink it, I'll drink it!"

Everyone had a lot of fun and drank it all.

In order to show that I was drunk, I deliberately forced my spiritual power to my face, and after Ma Feng, who was sitting next to me, he almost fell to the ground: "Brother Wang, you are poisoned......"

I waved my hand, pretending to be a drunken maniac: "Don't talk nonsense, come, sister, brothers, let's drink ......"

I saw that Xiaomeng secretly had a good time, and happily filled us with wine!

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With a bottle of liquor in my stomach, I began to pretend to be slurred.

On the other hand, Xiaomeng, this girl finally blushed and reacted.

Don't say it, if this woman meets an ordinary man, she will definitely be in a hot and invincible situation, but unfortunately, her opponent is us!

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After two bottles of liquor, Xiaomeng was already a little unsteady on her feet, and she began to talk to us: "Brother-in-law, where are you fighting?" Is Diao Zetian there with you? ”

My eyes were straight, I sat on the stool and kept shaking, and I couldn't even understand what was saying in my mouth: "Diao...... I...... Hey...... Drink, sister, drink...... I'll tell you! ”

Xiaomeng's face turned cold, showing a look of pain, but she had already drunk so much, obviously she didn't want to give up: "Okay, then everyone has to drink together!" ”

Staggered, laughter.

Xiao Meng quickly shifted her target to the others, and she snorted at Jiang Ziya coquettishly: "Brother Jiang...... Tell me, what are you like there, where does Diao Zetian live? ”

When Jiang Ziya commanded the war, the wine jug didn't leave his body, a little girl was his opponent, he didn't answer Xiaomeng's words, and he didn't look at her, he directly took the wine jug and said to us: "Come, it's enjoyable, this wine is strong, and your ears are buzzing!" ”

Soon, Xiaomeng did some experiments on several men, but did not get the desired results, and in the end, he focused on me.

……

After three bottles of liquor, I really felt a little drunk, but the little dream opposite me was already pale and his eyes were hooked.

She didn't forget her mission, and still asked me: "Brother-in-law, how are you, you haven't answered the questions people asked you!" ”

Look, this is a woman's trick, it seems to be drunk but not drunk, her eyes are blurred, women are the wildest and most seductive in this state, she is trying to confuse my heart, I bah!

I simply stopped pretending to be drunk, anyway, basically now it is difficult for her to distinguish what I look like, I desperately put vegetables into my mouth to suppress the anesthesia of alcohol, and when I saw her snorting with me, I didn't raise my head, I directly raised the cup and touched it: "Don't say anything, sister, do it!" ”

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Four bottles of liquor down, Xiaomeng entered another state, people who often drink know that a person is drunk and there are several states, and the state of ordinary young people drinking can be summarized in such a few orders: drinking - drunk - sleeping! The order of literary and artistic youth is generally as follows: drinking, playing, dizziness, eating, drinking, drunkenness, sleeping! Second, the process of forcing young people is much simpler: drinking—getting drunk—going crazy!

This wild beauty dream in front of us has obviously entered a state of madness, she dances and whirls, so unhappy, one moment puts her feet on the table and shaves her leg hair, and the other time she bangs her head on the table!

Moreover, the alcohol seemed to have lost its effect on her, and she began to pour it into her mouth desperately, and we were afraid that she would die if she drank like this again, so we hurriedly persuaded her: "Sister, you drink it, can you do something else?" ”

She rubbed her head in a daze, and thought, "Something else...... yes, I think I should do something else! What are you doing? Shall I dance for you? Would you like to see it? ”

Shennong's No. 1 looked at me cautiously, which seemed to mean, after all, this is an existence similar to your sister-in-law, do you really plan to watch this crazy woman dance? Paralyzed, she even did such a thing as shaving her leg hair just now, maybe something amazing will happen with this dancing......

I didn't know this, but this woman didn't listen to me at all, so I saw her jump hard, stand on the table, and then jump...... Swim dance?

Sorry, I've never seen such a playful dance, but that doesn't stop me from describing it: she's lying on the table, and then her body movements are roughly an alternating process from dog planing to breaststroke, and her face and body are covered with all kinds of vegetable leaf broth, how disgusting and disgusting.

She is still singing: "I think I'm a fish, a fish without legs......"

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In this way, after about two or three minutes, there were footsteps and laughter from upstairs: "Xiaomeng, don't try, it's really our sister's ......"

Then, when the two of them saw this situation on the table, Sisi was shocked at that time, and she was completely speechless at a loss.

Su Diao's complex also grew her mouth in surprise, she ahhhhh ”

, I'm so wronged, I promise I haven't done anything else except drink with this little dream!

Ma Feng helped me explain: "This is not to blame Brother Wang, this beauty has to drink with us, we said no, he still doesn't do it, yes, then drink, as a result, this girl drank too much after drinking three bottles of liquor, we thought she could drink very well, okay?" After that, she shaved her legs and danced...... Men and women can't kiss, and we can't help it......"

Su Diao Complex glared at me fiercely, ignoring the vegetable leaves everywhere, and carried Xiaomeng upstairs with Sisi!

Ma Feng shrugged his shoulders and said to us indifferently, "What I said is the truth...... Damn, there's no food, otherwise I can drink two more bottles......"

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