Chapter 0009 My Dream Is to Have a Nest of Wives
Lin Sen shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "Fresh meat is not for roasting, but for smelling." ”
"Okay, looking, smelling, asking, and cutting the four basics, we want to know what you can smell?" Zhang Xinxin said with a smile.
"Let's start with you!" Lin Sen pointed at Zhang Xinxin, walked around the podium, moved the bridge of his nose twice and said, "Bathing in the fragrance of flowers, lack of complexion, you have something on your mind recently!" ”
"Huh!" Zhang Xinxin's pretty face flushed, obviously being said by Lin Sen. She's been having trouble lately, and it's her own problem.
Lin Sen grinned, didn't stop at Zhang Xinxin, and continued to walk towards the girl behind.
"You have a fox odor and often clamp it too tightly, resulting in poor air circulation."
"You're a nymphomaniac, there's something wrong with your nerves."
"You're not sick in the brain, but you have a bit of bad breath!"
"Teacher, no one has spoken, how do you know you have bad breath?"
"Floating out of your nostrils!"
Lin Sen glanced at her angrily and quickly walked away from her.
"You're malnourished, you've got breast augmentation, and sooner or later you're going to have breast cancer! You, you, you're overeating, obese!! ”
"Can this smell too?"
When Lin Sen walked down in a circle and pointed out the symptoms of all the female students, those male students suddenly asked, "Teacher, what about us?" ”
"You don't have to smell it," Lin Sen said very unpleasantly: "It's either that the brain is sick or the limbs are developed!" ”
"Hahaha" The girls burst out laughing.
Lin Sen ignored them anymore, strode onto the podium, his squinted eyes slowly relaxed, glanced at the dull students under the stage, and said calmly: "My name is Lin Sen, you can call me Brother Lin!" ”
As soon as these words came out, they immediately attracted a noisy cheer under the podium, and the boys' eyes were fanatical, and they shouted "Brother Lin" in their mouths!
The girls, on the other hand, looked at Lin Sen with admiration, holding up their cheeks on both sides, and admiring the male god in their minds!
In just such a short time, Lin Sen had already erected an image in their minds.
Lin Sen grinned, waved his hand, and said casually: "As long as you study hard, I don't mind if you rub me in turn!" ”
"I want to rub you!" The girl who was asked by Lin Sen just now to have obesity symptoms stood up with an excited face.
"For the sake of learning day by day, for the Tao day by day, loss after loss, so that there is no action!" Lin Sen shook his head and motioned for her to sit down.
"Okay," a boy sitting in the front row patted his ass and said, "Brother Lin is first-class, please tell us who said it!" ”
"Lao Tzu said!" Lin Sen replied with a grin.
After hearing this, the boy looked behind him resignedly, and immediately provoked countless contemptuous looks.
It's as if they're saying, "You shouldn't ask!" ”
With Lin Sen's relaxed and pleasant lecture, the students' interest in learning was aroused, and a self-study class was fully occupied by Lin Sen.
It wasn't until the bell rang that they were still immersed in Lin Sen's words.
However, Lin Sen didn't want students to take up his personal time, because he still had important things to do!
As soon as Lin Sen's figure disappeared, the students in the classroom began to crowd, and they expressed their opinions about Lin Sen to each other.
"Teacher Lin is so talented, he is simply the male god in my mind!" A small girl clenched her hands to her chest and screamed with adoration on her face.
"Heh, you must be no play, Teacher Lin said that you have a fox smell!"
"Are you better than me? No, there is bad breath too! ”
"Okay, okay, you two are half a catty to eight taels, what kind of strength do you earn, Zhang Xiaohua hasn't expressed his position yet, when will it be your turn!"
Seeing that the female classmates in the class worshiped Teacher Lin, the worship was not good, and the boys also began to brag.
"I didn't expect Mr. Lin to be so manly, no, I have to worship him as a teacher and ponder the experience of fishing horses."
"Come on, you, just your head, you still want to learn to pick up girls, it's hard to get on the kang, I can try it."
"I know that I don't want to know the girl, and I don't want to think about Mr. Lin's safety, what if Ma Xiaosong's guy seeks revenge on Mr. Lin?"
"Don't you still have you, Brother Qiang!" Everyone pointed at Li Qiang and said.
"Yes, I think it's better to strike while the iron is hot, let's do this" They lowered their heads and listened to Li Qiang's method, and finally when Li Qiang finished speaking, everyone raised their chests and said loudly: "That's it!" ”
Lin Sen, who walked towards the principal's office, yawned coldly, rubbed the bridge of his nose, and Lin Sen pushed open the door of the principal's office.
"Yes, very good, worthy of being the heir of Xia Liu!" Seeing Lin Sen walk in, Sima Gang stood up with a smile, bypassed the desk, and walked towards Lin Sen.
"Why does that sound so awkward?" Lin Sen asked curiously.
"Your master's name is good, haha!" Sima Gang made a gesture of invitation and invited Lin Sen to the animal skin sofa diagonally opposite the desk.
"Lao Xia's apprentice really deserves his reputation," When Lin Sen sat down, Sima Gang looked at Lin Sen with a smile, and even the wrinkles on his face were much less.
"If the old man knew that you admired it, he would definitely be so excited that he couldn't sleep!" Lin Sen looked confident.
"The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and Hengyang University is hopeful!" Sima Gang's smile was still bright, but he looked at Lin Sen with a little appreciation, "Do you have any plans for coming this time?" ”
"Wife!" Lin Sen still looked confident.
"What else?" Sima Gang seemed to be expecting something.
"Ask for a nest of wives." Lin Sen was full of self-confidence, and he actually held his mind high and looked forward to a better future.
"e" Sima Gang was speechless for a moment, and it is understandable for young people to have such thoughts.
I think Lin Sen's master Xia Liu also said the same thing back then, I don't know what happened later, which caused him to retire.
"Why don't you be an apologet in my first year of Heng University, and you don't have to worry about your salary," Sima Gang didn't hide his appreciation for Lin Sen at all, and said again: "Eat and live here with me!" ”
Lin Sen really has no interest in making money, if he wants to, it is trivial to get a hundred or eight hundred thousand yuan in one night.
There is only one thing, it is difficult for Lin Sen to control his heart, and that is a woman!
Some people say that a woman is a glass of wine, and the older it is, the more charming it will be; Some people also say that a woman is a poisonous snake, and the colder her temperament, the more difficult it is to hook up, but Lin Sen doesn't mind, because he wants to taste them one by one and see what a woman really is!
Since someone sincerely invited, Lin Sen naturally would not refuse the request of others, so he agreed to Sima Gang's invitation with a smile.
In the afternoon, because there was no Sima Ziyan's class, she got off work early.
In the free time of most women, they either go shopping or find a few good sisters to go to the beauty salon, but Sima Ziyan's leisure time is very monotonous.
Maybe she was born in a scholarly family, and slowly developed a quiet atmosphere, over time, Sima Ziyan spent the rest of her time at home in addition to work, accompanying her cute pet 'Ngawang'!
And Lin Sen, who said goodbye to Sima Gang, was surrounded by a group of students as soon as he left the school gate, and at first Lin Sen thought they were here to find fault.
Later, under Li Qiang's explanation, he learned that these teenagers wanted to protect him.
In the face of the students' kindness, Lin Sen was embarrassed to drive them away, so he had to persuade them to go back to class.