I was so inspired that I couldn't help but write another paragraph, please appreciate it together, and I hope to give me more advice.

(Can I tell you secretly that this passage was "borrowed" from the Internet?) That's right, it's "borrowing", not "stealing", how can it be called "stealing" when it is a scholar's business?

The first paragraph "Girl, don't ...... Stop! is "borrowed", and the second paragraph of "Official, I want it!" >> Absolutely original. You can also "borrow", just indicate that the copyright belongs to Dugu Qiu'er.

Oh, just to win everyone's fun, don't be surprised! It's really good to look at, so I want to share it with you. Remember to wear a mask when spraying. ）

Before everyone reads it, let's take a look at the advertisement:

"It's a long night, and I don't want to sleep, so let's talk about it?"

"Just talking about hearts?"

"You can also play games."

"Just playing games?"

"By the way, you can also talk about life."

"Just talking about life?"

"Well, girl, how are you doing?"

……

"Don't misunderstand, the slave family has a strange book, called "Gambling in the World". This book is rare in the world and unique in the world. If the son is willing to accompany the slave family to read it, talk about his heart, play games, and talk about life together, why not! ”

Back voice: A book in hand, nothing else! Gambling on the world is worth having!

The ad is over, and the excitement continues! Please read the text.

Text 1 "Girl, Don't ...... Stop! 》

Now the girl really TM can pretend.,Last night I had a KTV get-together with a few colleagues.,When I finally left, the goddess said she was drunk and asked me to send her home.,I said you TMD will be drunk when you drink juice?! Luckily, I'm smart, or I'd have delayed my game tonight.

Last time I asked a beautiful woman to go to a scenic spot to climb the mountain, Nima Mountain has not climbed it, at the foot of the mountain has not taken a step to say that it is too high and tired, to rest at the bottom of the mountain inn. Take a break from nmalgb, pampered. I said you can't climb, if you don't climb, I will climb, so I left her alone and quickly climbed to the top of the mountain, which was relieved.

Yesterday a female colleague of mine drank some wine together, and the female colleague told me that she was very happy to drink, and she wanted to sleep on my shoulder at night.

Reunion with high school classmates. It's quite hilarious, and after dinner, someone suggested going to karaoke, but my high school ex-girlfriend said he didn't want to go and get tired. To go home, let me drop her off. Nima's,I want K song.,So,I took a taxi to send her to the door of her community.,I didn't get out of the car.,And then I went back to the place of K song.,I thought,There's nothing happier than class reunion K song drinking.。

That time I was on a business trip with a female colleague in a foreign land, and I was out shopping after dinner in the evening, and before I went shopping for a while, the female colleague said that it was cold, and the body was too bad, so I directly called a taxi to let her sit back to the hotel alone, thinking: The night view is so good, almost because you affect my mood of shopping and enjoying the night view on a business trip.

I climbed the mountain with a female colleague and a male colleague, and when I reached a place where there were few people on the mountainside, the female colleague told me to ask another colleague to go down the mountain and buy a few bottles of water. Damn, I'll give someone else such a good opportunity to perform. So I rushed to the commissary at the bottom of the mountain, thinking to myself, although I am a leader, I still have to behave.

Last time, a female colleague called me to go to her house to repair the water pipe, after a while, the female colleague saw that I was soaked and afraid that I would catch a cold, so I took a hot bath, hum, just a little water, isn't it wet, for a man like me, what is this afraid of, boom, I closed the door, went straight downstairs and kicked on my electric car and left.

Last night I walked with the goddess in the moonlight. The goddess said shyly, "Ah! It's so late, I guess I can't get a taxi home," I immediately said, "Isn't the 500 meters ahead your neighborhood?" It's a shame that I react quickly, or I'll spend a lot of money.

Beauty is going to cheat money, last time a beautiful colleague finished eating, told me that she forgot to bring her wallet, asked me to send her home, she took the money back to me, when I was stupid, so far, I don't need money to call back, and want to take advantage of me, next time I ask for this, I will at least ask her to make up for my return fare! I'm still more witty, I know where her house is close to getting off the bus, I took out 2 pieces, sent them to the bus stop, and watched her get on the bus before I left.

Another time with a female colleague drinking party, after drinking the female colleague also drunk and said that she wanted me to sleep with her at night, I slapped her after listening, leaving her there alone, I think she must be trying to steal two hundred yuan in my pocket while I was asleep, I really didn't expect her to be this kind of person, I bah!

Text 2 "Official, I want it!" 》

In the last years of the Qing Dynasty, the imperial system was shaky;

The mountains and rivers are messy, and all industries are wasted;

The people are not able to make a living, and they are easy to eat;

Natural disaster**, catastrophe reborn!

In the coastal area, in the Jifeng Mountains of Yangqing County, Dongguang Province, soldiers and bandits colluded, entering the city as soldiers, entering the mountains as bandits, and the soldiers and bandits were a family!

"TMD, what's the matter, you're still thinking about that little thing under the Kaba file? Now you can't even catch the medicine for abortion, right? Deserve! Inform you, tomorrow Lao Tzu will marry the eighth aunt's wife. Tell you, even if your whole family is starving to death, you have to make up Lao Tzu's share of the money! Otherwise, even your shack, Lao Tzu will be on fire! Walk. ”

A big man with a black face viciously left a few words, and then waved his knife and left with a few brothers. Before leaving, I didn't forget to take away the chili peppers that were hanging under the eaves of the main house.

"Master, are you alright? Hurry up. A young woman with a big belly lifted up a middle-aged man lying on the ground.

The middle-aged man was covered in mud, blood stains were overflowing from the corners of his mouth, his hairpin was almost off, and his hair was messy and scattered on his forehead.

"Xiang Ling'er, follow me, let you be wronged." The middle-aged man stood up and looked at the young woman affectionately.

"Don't be wronged, the lord doesn't suspect that the concubine is from a low background, as the daughter of a criminal official, thanks to the lord who does not give up, disregards mercy, and accepts it as a concubine, which is Xiang Ling'er's blessing. It's just bitter for you. A dignified champion of the dynasty wants to take refuge with me in this poor and remote country. I also have to suffer from the idleness of these pickled and splashed skins. ”

"Your father's case will be rehabilitated soon. The emperor is benevolent, although he is young, but he has great ambitions. I believe that he will do something. We will be back in Beijing soon. When the time comes, I will definitely make up a lively wedding for you. ”

"Master, no, concubines don't covet such vanity. The lord can be reinstated, the father can be safe, and the concubine will be satisfied. ”

The middle-aged man hugged the young woman, "And our children, they will all be fine." The middle-aged man's eyes shone with determination.

As they spoke, there was a knock at the door. The concubine hurriedly walked out and opened the firewood door, and saw a priest and a monk standing at the door.

"Dare to ask what do you two do?"

"The poor road is a group of wandering monks, who have come to relieve hunger."

"The poor monk is a traveling Taoist priest, specially designed to eat and visit."

The answers of the two made Xiang Ling'er puzzled, and she didn't know what was going on, but she didn't dare to ask more. After a while, he went into the room and took coarse grain, wanting to be with the two.

The two waved their hands again and again, saying: "The rice is full of skin, and the face nourishes the flesh, but it can't relieve the hunger of the two of us." ”

"What do you want? I hope to tell you the truth. But if you have something, you will not dare to quit. Xiang Ling'er asked.

"Love, family, career, money, power, you have to choose one for us to eat." The Taoist priest who claimed to be a monk said.

"But be warned, if you give this to us, your son will never get it for the rest of his life. Choose carefully. The self-proclaimed Taoist monk added.

"And what do you eat the most?" Xiang Ling'er hadn't figured out the purpose of the two of them, so she asked.

"Everything is the same for us, but you have to choose the least important one for us."

"But these are all very important, if you have to choose the same, then, then money. What you don't bring with you in life, you don't bring it with you in death, and you don't want anything outside your body. Xiang Ling'er thought for a while before she spoke.

"Okay, since you have chosen, in the future, you will ensure that your son is in power, the husband and wife are loving, the children and grandchildren are full, and the industry is all over the world. But you will have no bread for the night, and you will make money every day, but you will also make money at sunrise, and you will be busy toiling and running around. The two of them finished speaking, but they disappeared, as if they had never appeared.

"Who is Xiang Ling'er outside? Why don't you call them in? The middle-aged man was already standing in the courtyard and shouted to Xiang Ling'er outside the gate.

"Two very strange people, one is a Taoist priest who claims to be a monk, and the other is a monk who claims to be a Taoist priest." Xiang Ling'er returned to the courtyard and said to the middle-aged man.

"So what do they do? Why did you talk for so long? The middle-aged man asked.

"They said it was fasting, and I took the food, but they said they couldn't get enough. They want me to choose one of the five of love, family, career, money, and power to satisfy their hunger. Xiang Ling'er replied.

"What about them?" The middle-aged man asked.

"It's not ,...... Well, what about their people? Xiang Ling'er pointed out the door, and looked around, but there was no half a figure.

"Alright, let him go. We still have to live our lives. Let's think about what we will do tomorrow with the money we will give to the thief. The middle-aged man said.

"Look, sir, this is." Xiang Ling'er walked to the door to find where the two went, but she didn't see two people, but she saw two ingots of gold and a note.

"Look, there's something written on it." Xiang Ling'er unfolded the note and handed it to the middle-aged man's eyes.

I saw that the note read: "My brothers, two brothers and one monk, received the favor of the Zhang family in the capital in their early years, and got two corn tortillas to survive." Now we have attained immortality. With Erjin and Zhang Yuan's grandson, the right to be the cause and effect of this paragraph. ”

"The wealth is moving, let's move." The middle-aged man was not sure that anyone had seen them collect the gold just now, so he decided to move out immediately.

Since they left a note, it must be true, and it is impossible to return the gold to others. Then it should be used for life, and then we will talk about moving first.

Later, their son established an independent kingdom on a small island in the Pacific Ocean and became a great king.

Predicting what will happen next, and waiting for Dugu's new book in the future, if you think of it temporarily, make a publicity first.