Chapter 237: Settle accounts after the fall
After chatting for a while, while eating, Ouyang Zheng came out with a bottle of wine.
Although He Luo had to drive back for a while, he thought about it and had to give this old god a little face, so he didn't refuse.
During the meal, he dealt with all kinds of problems well, he talked elegantly, and he liked Mo Li and Ouyang Zheng very much, watching his mother put vegetables on He Luo, Ouyang Luoshui was a little annoyed in his heart. Ouyang Luoshui is also a general in the wine field, so he took a cup and drank it together.
"My Luoshui's temper is a little frizzy, and people are a little lazy, but it's actually still good, Xiao He, you can go with her, my aunt is very pleased."
"Mom! What do you mean, what do you mean that I have a frizzy temper and people are lazy? Do you say that about your daughter? Ouyang Luoshui immediately quit, this time he asked He Luo to come to the house to meet his parents, but let him come to listen to his parents count him, which is really annoying.
He Luo played Tai Chi to deal with it generally, and he couldn't make any mistakes in front of Ouyang Zheng, a well-informed retired old policeman, so he felt very tired, and he would rather fight with Zeng Youde's five subordinates again than deal with Ouyang Luoshui's parents.
"Xiao He, your skills are very powerful, and it is really amazing to be able to rescue Luo Shui from the hands of Zeng Youde's five subordinates! I haven't thanked you yet, come, I salute you for this cup. Ouyang Zheng said with a wine glass.
"Uncle is serious, I respect you." He Luo was also very bold in drinking, and he sipped half a tael of wine clean with a sip.
The meal was also enjoyable, barely counted, except for being secretly stepped on by Ouyang Luoshui, he didn't suffer any losses.
Ouyang Luoshui couldn't get used to He Luo's appearance as a well-dressed beast, he was obviously a hooligan, but he pretended to be such a gentleman and so well-cultivated, which made her look very unhappy, and she wondered how to clean up He Luo for a while.
After eating a meal, he felt a little sweaty, Ouyang had not drunk for a long time, and he was drinking with interest, and then opened another bottle of wine.
After the second bottle of wine, the two-hour meal was finally over.
Ouyang Zheng said with a smile: "You can talk to Luoshui, I will look at today's news, and I won't greet you." ”
Ouyang Luoshui said: "Let's go to my room to talk." ”
He Luo nodded and followed Ouyang Luoshui into her room, but as soon as she came in, she was sneak attacked, her arm was twisted backwards, and then with a click, the handcuffs put his hand behind his back.
"Sit down!" Ouyang Luoshui began to get furious, and pulled over a chair for He Luo to sit on.
He Luo smiled bitterly and said, "Officer Ouyang, let's not play like this, right?" Still handcuffed to bully people? ”
Ouyang Luoshui suddenly turned around, and a police gun was pressed against He Luo's head, and the cold muzzle made He Luo shiver, although he saw that the insurance was still closed, but it was indeed exciting enough. I saw Officer Ouyang looking at her with a sly smile, the muzzle of the gun poking at his head, and an extremely arrogant expression on his face.
"Uh......" He Luo choked.
"Say?! Why didn't you say it, didn't you just say it? Ouyang Luoshui stepped on the chair with one foot, between He Luo's legs, but he didn't go to his vital point, but just stepped on the front edge of the chair.
He Luo smiled bitterly and said, "Don't make a fuss, take the gun down, what if you go off?" ”
Ouyang Luoshui raised his eyebrows and said, "What should I do if I go crazy?" If you go off the rails, of course, you're going to see Hades! What else should I do? ”
He Luo looked at her seriously and said, "Officer Ouyang, I sincerely beg for mercy!" Besides, it seems that you asked me to come to your house today, as if you can blame me for this incident? Let's be kind, if you do this, who will want to come to your house in the future? You may not be able to find a boyfriend in the future. ”
"Get out!" Ouyang Luoshui stretched out his hand and pinched his face fiercely, causing He Luo to grin in pain, "If it weren't for you, would I have fallen into this situation that is not embarrassing or embarrassing?" Now I know that I have a boyfriend, but I still have to swallow my anger and not deny it! Damn He Luo, you have so many girlfriends outside, don't think I don't know! My reputation has been ruined by you, how can I let you go so easily? ”
He Luo couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "Officer Ouyang, we don't use such strong words to bully people, right?" I'm really ...... It's a dog! ”
Ouyang Luoshui snorted and sneered, and said, "Look at you, you are so rude in your words, you pretended to be a self-contained person in front of my parents just now!" Ouch, I'll go, the exit is a chapter, all kinds of allusions and idioms come at your fingertips, and it's like a river! I just can't get used to your pretending appearance, what do you say? ”
He Luo said: "Then I went out to confess to your father and said that I am not your boyfriend, but actually an extras you found, is this okay?" ”
Ouyang Luoshui glared, murderous and awe-inspiring.
He Luo opened his mouth and shouted, Ouyang Luoshui couldn't help but be anxious, grabbed a ball of cloth on the bed and stuffed it directly into He Luo's mouth.
In an instant, He Luo felt the fragrance of laundry detergent, and then his mouth was suddenly stuffed, and when he lowered his eyes, it turned out to be a pair of underwear...... And Ouyang Luoshui couldn't help but feel embarrassed at this moment, he didn't expect that he grabbed his underwear and stuffed it into his mouth, the embarrassment in his heart was indescribable, but he didn't want to be convinced in the slightest, and still let it be stuffed in He Luo's mouth.
"Your name? I see what you call it! Why don't you call it? Call me another one? Ouyang Luoshui leaned over and gently patted his cheek with his palm, making a crisp sound.
Fortunately, it was washed, not original, He Luo thought silently in his heart, biting such a lump in his mouth, he couldn't speak clearly, and he couldn't shout.
"You're abusive! I'm going to sue you! He Luo said vaguely, Ouyang Luoshui listened carefully for a long time before he understood what he was saying.
Seeing him biting his most intimate clothes in his mouth, Ouyang Luoshui's face was hot for a while, but he didn't want to pull it out, because once He Luo shouted for help, it would be impossible for her to take revenge on him, this game has to be played slowly to be interesting!
He Luo is really bitter, how did he get into trouble with such a violent and strange policewoman, it's really a dog......
"Bastard, you still want to shout for help! Do you still want to shout for help? Ouyang Luoshui kept twisting He Luo's ears or waist, and the pain made him make strange expressions again and again, he should be grinning, but his mouth was stuffed with something, where could he still do it.
Ouyang Luoshui was thinking about how to clean up He Luo, but He Luo felt very bitter, and with this thing stuffed in his mouth, it was inevitable that he would think about it, and if he didn't pay attention, he would change it.
Ouyang Luoshui suddenly glanced at the tent that was held up between his legs, his face couldn't help but blush slightly, and he scolded, and actually opened the safety of the pistol.
Then the muzzle of the gun pointed at He Luo's forehead and said, "You still dare to yy me in your heart and blaspheme me?" You're finished, if I don't scare you this time, I won't call Ouyang Luoshui! ”
Thinking of this, Ouyang Luoshui was a little annoyed, last time he made a big fool of himself in the bar, after she subdued He Luo, she immediately touched his body, touched a * thing, thought it was a gun he hid, so he put his hand into his crotch, and as a result, he made a big fuss, and then was misunderstood by the colleagues in the entire police station. Now Ouyang Luoshui is really difficult to ride a tiger, if you let your colleagues know the truth, they will inevitably be laughed at, if they use a breakup to prevaricate, they will also laugh, then the title of "Ouyang Single" will definitely return to themselves.
This title made Ouyang Luoshui too irritable, so he chose to keep acting, the more he thought about it, the more he hated it, it was He Luo who caused himself to be so ugly!
Ouyang Luoshui slowly took out the underwear stuffed in He Luo's mouth, and then said with a smile: "Don't scream, I opened the insurance this time, if you scream, maybe it will scare me, and if you are scared, you will accidentally pick the trigger, and then your head will become a rotten watermelon!" ”
No matter how high your kung fu is, even if you really practice it to the point where you can't penetrate the sword, you will still have to be killed if you are shot with a shot. Guns are always the most powerful threat and enemy of warriors. He Luo asked Ouyang Luoshui to hold his head with a police gun, where did he dare to scream, he could only shake his head with a wry smile.
"Officer Ouyang, let's not play, okay? I won't provoke you anymore in the future, what do you say? He Luo said.
"It's late! He Luo, I tell you, it's late! Ouyang Luoshui said angrily.
"Why is it late?" He Luo said puzzled.
"You made a big fool of me in the bar last time, and now my colleagues are still talking about it! Did you say it was late? Ouyang Luoshui said angrily, the pistol gradually moving from his forehead to his chin.
He Luo's eyes also kept moving with the gun in her hand, and said with a wry smile: "That's because you don't believe me, and you insist on coming to get my gun, but where do I have a gun?" This can only be blamed for your lack of common sense, okay, did you pull a gun into a man's crotch? ”
Ouyang Luoshui glared at He Luo, sneered again and again, and said, "What about the last time you spanked me?" Yes? Is that all there is to it? ”
He Luo said: "That's what you messed with me, okay, otherwise I can spank your ass?" Oh my God, you really can't touch your tiger ass. ”
Ouyang Luoshui was furious, and the gun moved down again, and the cold muzzle of the gun made He Luo's skin explode goosebumps, as hard as iron sand.
"Damn He Luo, you were powerful last time, but what about this time? You're in my hands this time, aren't you? Ha ha! The time has come for me to take revenge on you, I tell you! Ouyang Luoshui glared at him angrily, "I can't imagine that my aunt and grandmother hold such a grudge, right?" You're done this time! ”