"Bastard! You...... Cut off my hand? You're dead, my brother-in-law won't let you go. Xu Kerui had a painful look on his face, and glared at Zhang Fan angrily.

"Who said I choked your hand? Don't worry, I still have a kind heart for you hairy children. The Buddha said that God has the virtue of a good life, so I won't do that, it's just a dislocation. Come! I'll reset you up. ”

Zhang Fan smiled lazily, and without saying a word, he immediately pulled Xu Kerui's drooping left arm and pressed it in. In the blink of an eye, Zhang Fan has been successfully reset.

"Huh? It doesn't hurt anymore? Thank you ha......"

"No thanks."

After speaking, he heard another "rattle", which was also accompanied by an extremely sad wail.

"You...... Dog day! You actually removed it again? I'll kill you. Xu Kerui had a painful look on his face again, but he couldn't imagine that his left arm had just been reset, and it was dislocated in an instant.

"It's okay! Actually, you don't have to kill me, I'll just reset you. ”

Next, there was another "rattle", and the reset was successful. But before Xu Kerui could breathe, Zhang Fan raised a sneer again, and Xu Kerui's restored arm was immediately removed by him.

After four or five back-and-forth like this, Tsui finally knew how stupid they were tonight. They couldn't have imagined that a person like Zhang Fan who looked polite and polite would be a devil under his face.

It was the first time they had seen that to punish a person, such a thunderbolt could be used. One hand grabs your arm, so you can't struggle or resist.

Then dislocate this arm, reset, dislocate, reset, and so on five or six times, even if it is an iron body, it is difficult to bear such a punishment.

"Please, don't ...... It's torturing me. Otherwise, I will kneel down for you, kowtow to you, and then shout at you three times Grandpa. ”

Now De Tsui Kerui, his whole person is almost prostration. It's hard to think that he doesn't collapse, he tossed Zhang Fan so many times, and the pain already made his liver and gallbladder crack violently.

Zhang Fan didn't really want to do it for them, but he felt the need to teach these furry children a lesson and teach them a deep lesson. Save their butts from being upturned to the sky, lawless. For this reason, the unlucky Xu Kerui, he can only be Zhang Fan's goal, and gave them a live lecture, which is really a very vivid lesson.

"That's it! Go back, all of you! Tonight's events, when nothing happened. Zhang Fan waved his hand and said to the group of stunned young people, very generous.

All of a sudden, all the little bunnies who had been pardoned ran away frantically. I'm afraid that if the last one is caught, the end will definitely be very miserable.

"It's boring."

Zhang Fan was originally going to go to Gao Fei for a drink, but when they made such a fuss, he suddenly lost his mood, so he could only go home.

Following.

Township Mayor Du Zhicheng convened a plenary meeting of the township office.

On the long table mountain of the township office, Du Zhicheng sat in the center, down were Fan Bian and Liu Yingxiong, and in the back, Zhang Fan, as well as Li Wenguo, director of the township office, and Huang Wan of the finance department. In fact, it is not necessarily true to say that they are miscellaneous.

They are only temporary employees of the township government, and they are temporarily supernumerary. If they perform well, or if they are excellent, it is very likely that they will also have to become regulars and become employees of their township office.

Du Zhicheng picked up a glass of water, he took a sip, pressed his throat, and finally he swept his eyes and said to everyone with a raised voice: "I only invited you to a meeting today, mainly for a very important matter. In the afternoon, the leaders of our county bureau will come to our Fenghuang Township to do the inspection work, so each of you will treat it with 120,000 spirits, and you can't be sloppy or make any mistakes! ”

Du Zhicheng's eyes swept again, he deliberately paused in his words, and then said: "I have received a notice from my superiors, saying that the county magistrate Mei personally came down to investigate, which is the honor of our Phoenix Township. You must remember to treat them with the fullest spirit, with your most fervent hearts, and welcome their leaders from afar. ”

Bang Bang ......

The applause was a little sparse, Du Zhicheng didn't care, he took a sip of water, and said: "Now, I will give you a division of labor, that is, to clean up our township government inside and out, and welcome the arrival of the superior leaders with a new look!" As for how to divide the labor, I think it will be presided over by the two deputy township heads. ”

After some words, Zhang Fan was drowsy when he listened. These face projects have always been these face projects, no matter which dynasty, some subordinates have really spent a lot of thought and racked all their brains in order to cater to the superior leaders, which is nothing more than patting the sycophants of the superior leaders. Rather than this, it is better to do your own things well inside and outside.

Next up is a big cleaning. The two deputy township heads, Fan Bian and Liu Yingxiong, showed great hard work. Running up and down, running before and after, they tried very hard to make themselves a clay figure.

For the performance of the two of them, the performance is so strong, among them, Zhang Fan is the most idle one.

He either sneaked to the bathroom for a while to smoke, or he found a random rag and wiped the glass over and over again at the same window.

"That's it! I said, Director Zhang, if you continue to wipe like this, I think that piece of glass will not be able to withstand your strength, and it will break. ”

Li Wenguo walked in with a broom in his hand, and joked with Zhang Fan with a smile.

Zhang Fan hehehe, he felt a little embarrassed, "uh...... What's that, huh! Why don't you come in and be lazy, if you don't show it, I think all the credit will be given to the two deputy township chiefs. ”

"Go! You don't come to scold me. At least I'm still moving, but it's you, secretly nesting in the room for a long time! Township Chief Du seems to be looking for you just now! ”

"And! Whatever! They are happy to work hard to show themselves, and I am a good person, so naturally I can't take that credit from them. So, in the end, they have to thank me for my generosity. ”

He Zhang Fan is a small clerk, even if the county magistrate comes, he can't be received, he might as well steal a half-day leisure, and be happy to have a clean ear.

"Oh! By the way, Director Li, let me ask you something. What kind of county magistrate is that Mei, is he a man or a woman? At the morning meeting, Du Zhicheng only mentioned County Magistrate Mei, as for whether County Magistrate Mei is male or female, and how old he is, Zhang Fan didn't know anything, so he was a little curious.

Li Wenguo said: "County Magistrate Mei can be said to be the most remarkable in our system, so young, less than 30 years old to become a county magistrate, it is indeed rare in the system. Sometimes, I really envy others. ”

"I didn't ask you this, I asked you if he was a man or a woman."

"Female! What do you think? Awesome! I only talked about her once last time, it is said that this county magistrate Mei is a person who is not smiling, she has a very serious work attitude, Director Xiao Zhang, don't blame me for not reminding you now, just your appearance of being a hanger, when the county magistrate Mei comes in the afternoon, you have to restrain yourself, otherwise ......"

"Hey, hey! I know! It's actually a woman? It is indeed not easy for a woman to become a county magistrate. Zhang Fan's eyes lit up, just like those explorers, who stumbled upon a new continent, and couldn't hide the excitement and joy.

"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, in case the township chief bumps into us, and thinks we're lazy, then it's not good."

Once Li Wenguo mentioned Du Zhicheng, he was still a little jealous in his heart. After all, the other party is the head of the township, and he is currently only the director of the township office, not a level.

"Okay! Then you go get busy! I smoked a cigarette and went down. ”

Moreover! Let you be busy enough, I don't bother to participate. What Zhang Fan understands is that even if there are some things, he wants to perform and earn the limelight, according to his current level of just a small clerk, he is still not qualified. People have to be self-aware, otherwise they don't know when they will make a fool of themselves and put small shoes on people.

After a big cleaning, the tattered township government is obviously new, much better than before. At least looking at the overall look, it is not so shabby.

Thinking of the first time, Zhang Fan thought that this was an unfinished building.

The busyness of the morning is over.

In order to welcome the arrival of the leaders of the county bureau, Du Zhicheng, as the head of the township, has put a lot of effort into the face project. On both sides of the gate, there are several brand-new wreaths, and on the horizontal stone slab at the gate, there is a red banner with several very eye-catching fonts written on the banner: Fenghuang Township Government welcomes the leaders of the county bureau to visit the countryside! Our warmest greetings! Welcome Leader!

Zhang Fan stood at the gate, he looked left and right, and always felt that the banner on the gate was full of irony. It's just that he doesn't have to worry about these things, and he doesn't bother to pay attention to them.

According to Zhang Fan's original meaning, he was going out for a walk. However, when he came out of the office building, Du Zhicheng seemed to see his thoughts, and specially explained to him that in the afternoon, all their employees could not be missing, and all of them had to go to the gate to greet the leaders of the county bureau.

Zhang Fan pursed his lips, he didn't have anything to say. Since the township elder spoke, although Zhang Fan had a trace of reluctance in his heart, Zhang Fan also knew that he was now a mixed physique and was in a big family, although he was helpless in his heart, he could only comply, and he could not break the rules because of his specialness.

Look at each of them seems to make themselves nervous, a county magistrate went to the countryside to do an inspection, and they all tossed them into such virtues? What if it's a higher-level leader? Secretary of the Municipal Party Committee, or Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee? Didn't they lie down? All kinds of prostrations?

Is it servility? Zhang Fan really didn't want to apply these two words to them.