Chapter 161 Thank you for your great kindness, thank you!
Chapter 161 Thank you for your great kindness, thank you!
Until Liu Busy came to the toilet, he still felt that there was something in Ai Keke's words.
However, Liu Xian was about to pee, and then he heard a voice.
"Did you bring paper?"
Looking back again, Liu Xian saw Watson squatting in the pit through the fingers of the door.
"I'll go, why haven't you finished squatting yet?"
Watson now understands what bad luck is. Nima, if this person memorizes words, he will have to stuff his teeth even to drink cold water.
Now Watson is deeply aware of this.
In this pit where he squatted, the toilet paper he prepared had already run out. Just as he was about to call Zhang San with his mobile phone, his hand slipped, and then the mobile phone fell on the he pulled accurately.
Let the prince of the Qinggang go and get the mobile phone stained with, he can't do it anyway.
Anyway, he is not short of money, and when he goes out, he can just change another one.
However, the most urgent thing is paper.
Watson turned his body up and down, but he couldn't find a piece of paper.
Later, although it is said that there are a few who go to the toilet. However, he hesitated for a long time, and was about to ask if he had brought the paper, but the person left with his pants.
By this time, he was already squatting on the ground and his feet were numb.
As soon as I saw a person come in to pee, I spoke directly.
However, I never expected that the person who came turned out to be that pit goods.
"Oh, what's going on?" Liu Xian deliberately raised his voice.
This kind of thing is too embarrassing for Nima, Watson hurriedly asked Liu Busy to be quiet, but what can Liu Busy do.
What kind of era is this, it is the era of the flood of snapshots. Without saying a word, Liu Busy took out his mobile phone and took a few photos at Watson who was squatting in the pit.
"What are you doing?" Watson hurriedly covered his mouth, but the next second he thought that there was something more important, so he hurriedly covered his brother with his hand.
"What do you say you're covering? It's just that, even if it's photographed, others won't be able to see it. Liu hurriedly laughed.
"Nima, give Lao Tzu paper!" Watson said angrily. He's dying, and he's going to have to be paralyzed here if he squats again.
"Paper? You need money to buy it! Liu hurriedly pointed to the tissue in his hand and said coldly.
"Nima, didn't Lao Tzu give you five million just now? What more do you want? Watson pointed at Liu Xian and said word by word.
"You said it all, that was just now. Were we in the toilet just now? Absence! Liu Xian looked like a philosopher, "The past is gone, and it will never come back, and we should pay more attention to the present now, don't you say?" ”
"What do you want to say, uncle?"
"Money!"
Watson can't wait to grab the with his hand and breathe it on Liu Busy's face, Tai Nima pits Tai Nima and hates it!
"More-less?" These two words, Watson gritted his teeth and jumped out of between his teeth.
"Not much!" Liu Xian stretched out five fingers.
"Five dollars, I'll go out and give you fifty later." Watson said indignantly.
"Damn, you're asking for food? How to say, Lao Tzu is also worth more than 10 million. You actually said to give Lao Tzu fifty, I think you want Lao Tzu to post the photo you just took on Weibo! Liu hurriedly said, and made a posture of posting on Weibo on the Internet.
"Wait!" The prince of the Green Gang, who wants to be dignified, if such an ugly thing is on the Internet, I am afraid that those media will have to stir up the sky.
"Five thousand is five thousand!"
"Damn, I found you're not as cute as the you pulled!" Liu Xian spoke again, his eyes full of contempt.
"Nima, a bag of tissues, is it possible that you still want 50,000?"
"Of course it's not 50,000."
"That's right, five thousand, I'll let Zhang San give it to you when I turn around."
"It's not 50,000, but I didn't say 5,000."
"How much is that?" Could it be that this product wants 500,000?
"Not much, another five million!"
As soon as Liu was busy with these words, this Watson couldn't wait to drown himself with his own urine, this Nima is simply a cheat.
A soak of, pull off five million, is there such a thing in this world?
"Think beautiful," Watson said hatefully, with a non-negotiable look at all.
"Okay, we'll see you later!" Liu Busy took a few more photos and was about to leave.
"Wait!"
"What?"
"I'll tell you the pit, I can still wipe it without paper! I-I can use my panties! Watson bit his lower lip and said word for word.
"Okay, then I'll wait for you to take off your panties. Then, a few more classic photos. Liu hurriedly chuckled, "No, this scene should be seen by more people." Come on, come and see, the prince of the Green Gang is going to take off his underwear and wipe his buttocks! ”
Liu was busy with this thing and couldn't do anything, he roared like this, and suddenly Watson was afraid.
His current identity, he doesn't care about money, he cares most about fame, if this matter is spread out, not only will he not be able to pass the level of Aikeke, but he is afraid that his father will have to clean himself up.
"How? To give or not to give? Liu hurriedly picked his nostrils and asked.
"Damn, how could Lao Tzu know you."
"Come and see, the prince of the green gang has taken off his underwear......"
"Count you ruthless, Lao Tzu will give it!" Watson was speechless.
"That's right."
"However, you're going to have to delete all the photos you just took, and you're going to have to keep it in your stomach forever." Watson made his own request.
"No problem, my character is carrying." Liu hurriedly patted his chest and said.
"Don't lie to you, I'll record the whole conversation." As soon as Liu Busy said this, Watson really wanted to turn this Liu Busy into, and then pulled it out in a bubble and said goodbye completely.
Ai Keke was taking medicinal food, and then, I saw the two of them coming back together.
It's just that the expression on Liu Busy's face is extremely excited, but this Watson is like occupying a pit and can't pull out, how ugly and ugly it is.
"What's wrong with him?" Ai Keke pointed at Liu Xian and asked.
"It's nothing, it's just that compared to me, a certain part is too small, so ......"
When Ai Keke heard this, his face immediately turned red.
And Watson's gaze was already as if he could kill.
After each of them took their seats, Liu hurriedly glared at Watson, who ate two mouthfuls of food fiercely, and then said,
"Wife, I decided, since this is to help the benefactor, then simply give him another five million, what do you think?"
Hearing Watson's words, Ai Keke was stunned, why did he change so much before and after going to the toilet?
"It's a good thing, no matter what you do these days, there are not 10 million, you say, can you do it?" As soon as Ai Keke said this, Watson wanted to cry without tears.
I really married a good daughter-in-law, and I simply treat money like dung!
"Thank you for your kindness!" Liu Xian chuckled and said.