Chapter 20 I'm Sorry, I'm Not a Duck

"What? I heard you right. Liu Xian had a stunned expression when he was struck by thunder.

"You heard me right, it's living with me, and we're going to have to sleep together tonight."

Tonight?

Could it be that this meal is the reward for making himself a duck?

I'm rubbing, is it good to be a virgin or not, it's too cheap.

"I'm sorry, I'm not a duck."

It was only at this time that Chen Chen suddenly remembered that he had not explained the ins and outs of the matter clearly.

So, she began to speak in detail.

Chen Chen's father, Chen Tiansheng, is the chairman of Longxing Liquor Group, and he found a female college student two years ago.

is as old as Chen Chen, both of whom are 22 years old.

Chen Chen, who lost his mother since he was a child, was 10,000 against this matter.

However, it did not play a role.

After Ruan Xiaomei married into the Chen family, the relationship between father and daughter was worse day by day.

In the end, Chen Chen ran away from home and came to Zhangzhi to become a teacher.

Yesterday at noon, she was busy with Liu, yes, just when she was eating at this table in this hotel, her father Chen Tiansheng called, saying that he was about to leave this world when he couldn't afford it, and hoped to see her again before leaving.

Then she hurried over.

However, it was not thought of this, this is a bureau.

Due to the financial problems of Chen Tiansheng's Longxing Liquor Group, at the suggestion of Ruan Xiaomei, in order to tie up with the Qin family, he decided to marry his daughter to Qin Tianming's loser son Qin Shou.

After listening to Chen Chen's narration, Liu Xian suddenly realized.

"I see. Since it's for your lifelong happiness, well, I'll just reluctantly make it difficult. However, you don't have to live together, right? Isn't this cohabitation a real relationship between men and women? ”

Chen Chen was speechless, this Liu was busy with hooligan thoughts in his head.

"You're thinking too much. Ruan Xiaomei called me this afternoon and said that this family affair has been settled. If you agree, you have to agree, and if you don't, you have to agree. I said I already had a boyfriend and that I was already living together. She said that unless she saw it with her own eyes, she would not believe it at all. ”

"Then you give her the address. You guess she'll come on a raid tonight, and you've found me. ”

Liu Xian's reasoning is not false at all, and this is the case.

"As big as you, I seduced an uncle, and I succeeded in taking the position, it seems that this woman has two hits. In that case, we need to get ready. Liu hurriedly rubbed his chin, with the expression of Lao Tzu being a detective for n years.

"What do you mean?" Chen Chen asked rhetorically.

"Look, with the mind of this Ruan Xiaomei. If you don't find a man's household items in your room, will she believe it? ”

"Half-convinced."

"That's it, since it's acting, you have to act seriously. Let's go, let's go to the supermarket. ”

Liu Xian admired himself more and more, so that his daily necessities would not be available immediately.

Silently give yourself thirty-two likes, I am simply too smart.

I have to say that Liu Busy's thinking is very perverted, perverted to the point that Chen Chen was instantly impressed.

Liu Busy bought a lot of them, ranging from coats to underwear and socks.

Daily necessities, toothbrushes, toothpaste, razors, shampoo, men's cosmetics, slippers, pajamas, etc., and even finally got two boxes of Durles sleeves in the supermarket.

Actually, this is nothing, what Liu Busy is most proud of is that he also persuaded Chen Chen with his three-inch incorruptible tongue to eliminate his Nokia brick mobile phone and buy an ipone5s.

Not only that, in order to make the play more real and convincing, Liu Xian and Chen Chen also went to the wedding photo studio to take more than ten photos and decorate them.

Of course, all these creative ideas come from Liu Busy.

As soon as they got home, Liu Xian and Chen Chen began to rearrange them.

Liu Xian first put his daily necessities in the bathroom, and then hung the sexy photos on the wall.

The two tossed and turned for nearly an hour before they sat on the couch and gasped.

At this time, this home has been completely different from before, and has become a completely loving couple's room.

"Oh yes." Liu Xian seemed to suddenly remember something, hurriedly took two things, and walked towards the balcony.

Chen Chen was puzzled, so he went over to look at it, and immediately became a little annoyed,

"You pervert, you dare to steal my underwear."

"I'm wronged, listen to me, don't do it. You see, this whole balcony is full of your underwear. I'll have to take off two of them and hang mine. In this way, it looks more realistic. ”

Chen Chen blinked, and didn't say anything more.

However, at the moment when Chen Chen turned around, Liu hurriedly handed the fragrant underwear in his hand to his nose and sniffed it gently-what a fucking fragrance!

Everything is ready to go.

Now, I'm waiting for that Ruan Xiaomei to come to check the room.

It was almost eleven o'clock.

"Why hasn't she come yet?" Liu hurriedly muttered to himself.

"Don't worry, with what I know about her, she will definitely come."

"Why?"

"If she doesn't come to check the room today, then tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, I will have time to prepare to lie to her. Ruan Xiaomei is not stupid, she will definitely come tonight. ”

"What, I've already given up my life to help you so much, are you also doing me a small favor?"

"Speak."

"Look, your house is two bedrooms and one living room. I'm penniless now, and the school doesn't care about accommodation. During this period of time when I have not been paid, can I let me live with you for the time being? Don't worry, as soon as I have money, I'll move out immediately. ”

Liu Xian had a look of anticipation on his face, staring at Chen Chen deadly.

"Oh yes, I know a little bit about medicine. Actually, yesterday I briefly checked your body for you. Do you often suffer from insomnia? It's like having an atomic bomb in your head, and you're always in a state where it's about to explode but hasn't exploded yet. ”

Liu Xian was a little surprised when he saw Chen Chen, of course, he knew that this also meant that she was starting to be moved.

"You see, I can write articles."

flipped two somersaults, "Wu Neng got on the horse to fight the world." With me, it's like having a free bodyguard"

"Also, it can help you with insomnia. This cost alone is enough for tens of thousands. ”

"Most importantly, I can still be your shield. Who dares to guarantee that Ruan Xiaomei will not make rounds from time to time. When the time comes, if you catch the fake boyfriend again, won't it be easy to be exposed......"

Whatever Liu Busy said, in fact, Chen Chen was a little moved, especially the last point.

That Ruan Xiaomei may really come to check the room from time to time.

However, if he is allowed to stay, in case one day, he secretes too many hormones, and wants to ......

"Chen Chen, don't worry, I swear by my integrity, I will never be able to do that kind of thing."

Liu Xian saw what Chen Chen was most worried about, "You think, if I'm really a hooligan, I can do that last night, and then pat my ass and sneak away quietly." When you wake up, it's impossible to know who did it. ”

"Don't look at me with that contempt. I'm telling the truth. This is me, if it were someone else, I'm afraid you would have ...... long ago."

"Alright, don't talk about it, you can stay for the time being."

As soon as the conversation changed, Chen Chen said word by word, "However, we have to make three chapters of the law." ”

"Okay, as long as you can take me in, it's the thirty-third chapter of the law." Liu Xianxin said, the third chapter of the law is a fart.

The national law clearly stipulates that pornography, gambling and drugs, as long as they are involved in the same, it is a crime, but there are still so many people engaged in this industry.

What does this mean, it shows that those rules and regulations are like a fart to some people.

Of course, Liu Xian also thinks that no matter what three chapters of the law Chen Chen makes, it will be like a fart to him, a hooligan.

"First, I had to knock on the door before going to the bathroom, and even more so when I entered my bedroom. It is also forbidden to touch my underwear casually, and it is not allowed to peek and eavesdrop on other people's baths. Also, after twelve o'clock in the evening, you can't make a loud noise, and people have insomnia. Also, it's forbidden to bring people home who don't want to go home, and "

Liu hurriedly interrupted Chen Chen's words, "I said, you are one o'clock, it's almost eighteen o'clock." ”

"What's the noise, I'm in charge of my territory. Here, I am the queen, and you have only the share of obedience. Chen Chen became a little arrogant.

Liu was very helpless, so he had to nod yes.

"Second, when I need your help, don't give any reason, I have to be available. Also, it's forbidden to tell anyone about our business at school. Oh yes, and you can't interfere in each other's private lives......"

"Third, I have the right to modify and add to the above two points at any time."

"Okay. I am completely obedient to the Queen's safety. Liu Busy suddenly found that this life without money was not easy.

Alas, I really responded to that sentence, a penny is difficult for a hero.

At this time, Chen Chen looked at the wall clock on the wall, and secretly said that she should also be coming soon, so let's do what she originally planned.

"Let's go, go to sleep."

What the?

Liu Xian was stunned for a moment, my good man, can you make it clear, no, how do we sleep?

Do they sleep separately, or do they share a bed and a quilt?

"What are you rubbing? Tonight, you are in bed with me. Chen Chen said word by word, and then walked towards his bedroom.

Nima, Liu was busy somewhere and immediately reacted.