Chapter 12: Kung Fu Superstar
"Uncle, I have a limited amount of alcohol, drink less and drink less." Hu Che hurriedly said, in this case, it would not be kind to take two pills, let Tang Dazhong know what he would think.
"Manly man, what are you afraid of when you drink two glasses of wine, besides, if you drink too much, you will live at home, and we will be a family in the future." Tang Dazhong glanced at his daughter Tang Mantong, and said, "Girl, do you think what I said is right?" ”
I have to say that Tang Dazhong is a very smart person, what can Tang Mantong say about this question? Could it be that he is not our family, let him get out, even if there are 10,000 unwilling, she can't say it.
"Well, yes, Che Zi has done our family a great favor, I really can't imagine that he is still a miracle doctor." Tang Mantong giggled, in her heart, she already had a certain affection for Hu Che.
At least on the basis of hooliganism, there has been a certain improvement.
"Girl, find Cheko for two glasses." Tang Dazhong not only wanted to get Hu Che drunk, but also his daughter, so that the plan could be carried out.
Of course, Tang Dazhong also had careful consideration in doing this, and he also had some spectrum in his heart, Tang Mantong was grown up by him, and no one knew his daughter better than him.
Not to mention anything else, in terms of dress, he was still wearing ordinary clothes when he left, and when he came back, he changed into this clothes, not for Hu Che? Is it still for yourself?
And Tang Dazhong could feel that his daughter's eyes were a little different when she looked at Hu Che, like a lover, but also a little different, anyway, it was an indescribable relationship.
"Okay, drink." Hu Che can't refuse, men, you can't say no, women have taken the initiative to come up to find wine, if they still refuse, they will be scolded, in Ping'an Village, that man doesn't have half a catty.
"Is this drinking? Isn't this a toad? Hu Che was a little puzzled, this big glass of white wine was poured down, what are the two of you going to do?
"Chezi, sister is looking for you, I did it, you are free."
"What?" Hu Che's face turned green, and he thought, you are Chi Guoguo's contempt for me, I am a big man and I am still casual, this should be said the other way around, right?
At the moment, he also let go, anyway, he can't drink to death, so I will drink too much of you, so that you know that my doctor Hu is powerful, not only is his medical skills great, but he is even more powerful when he drinks!
A glass of white wine is in the stomach, and there are seven or eight glasses in the big index.
Tang Dazhong is very good at drinking, but he has never seen Hu Che so able to drink, he used to have two cups and his legs circled, but now he seems to be fine after drinking seven or eight cups.
"For the sake of my daughter's happiness, I let it go, and I'll drink it to death if it's a big deal, so what's it!" Tang Dazhong is also interested, this is called sacrificing his life to accompany the gentleman.
A table of simple homely meals, the three of them were stunned for four or five hours, I don't know how much wine they drank, Tang Mantong couldn't do it after a few glasses, and the wine was basically drunk by Hu Che and Tang Dazhong.
"Chezi, if your uncle asks you something, you have to tell me the truth." Tang Dazhong smiled, his face was red, and his voice was also very loud.
"You say!"
"Do you like my family, your sister Mantong? Uncle will be a matchmaker for you, how about the beauty of adults......" Tang Dazhong said with a sly smile: "I can see that your baby must like my girl, I think you are a good match for your talented women, not as good as ......"
"Uncle, I'm going to pee, I'll talk about it when I come back...... I'll talk about it later. Hu Che said, and ran out of the house.
"Hurry up, something is going to happen!"
I felt that something was wrong with Tang Dazhong before, and as soon as he said this, Hu Che suddenly understood that this relationship was a Hongmen banquet.
The moonlight is intoxicating, the stars are shining, and Ping'an Village looks vivid under the cover of night.
Walking through the vegetable field, Hu Che went straight to his kennel, thinking as he ran, those two thighs are still shiny, it would be nice if I could touch them, I am really stupid, and the duck to the beak is flying again.
Bang......
A gunshot sounded unusually harsh in the silent village.
Seven or eight people came out of an alley, and the person led by Hu Che knew and was very familiar, it was none other than Liu Tianba, who was beaten half to death by him two days ago.
"I had a lot of fun." Liu Tianba said with a smile.
"Yes, it's a lot of fun." Hu Che smiled slightly, ready for battle.
What if you drink too much, you can't retreat if you are a man, and even more so if you are a disciple of an inorganic child, there is only one word, fight!
"I'm happy that you're fucking, I've been waiting for a long time today, I'll kill you today!" Liu Tianba snorted and said, "You're so happy, do you think you can beat someone in vain?" ”
"What if you can't fight for nothing?" Hu Che looked at Liu Tianba with a smile, and glanced at a few people behind him.
"It's not from Ping'an Village!" Hu Che was very sure that those little hooligans were definitely not from Ping'an Village, and judging from their clothes, they looked a bit like they were from the city.
"Of course I can't let you fight in vain, I'll get it back with interest." Liu Tianba snorted, glanced at a few people next to him, and said, "Beat him for me, what's the use!" ”
Sure enough, Liu Tianba said a word, and several young gangsters surrounded Hu Che in the center, and one of them made the first move.
It's a cannon!
The first to do it is the hero!
"Look for death!"
Hu Che snorted coldly, if he had been afraid before, but today is different from the past, these little rascals are nothing in his eyes!
The fist, which was much harder than iron, hit the little rascal mercilessly, bent down, swept out of his right leg, and the two of them were overturned.
Bang bang bang......
Bang bang bang......
The screams continued.
Ten minutes later, the few people who came prepared were already beaten by Hu Che.
"Ah......h
Liu Tianba let out a miserable scream and was punched in the armpit by Hu Che, which was not light.
"Aren't you going to kill me?" Hu Che pinched Liu Tianba's face and looked at him with a smile, "Come on!" ”
Whining......
Liu Tianba couldn't speak, his mouth was pinched by Hu Che, his teeth had already cut his cheeks, and blood and saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth.
"You're killing me." Hu Che looked at Liu Tianba coldly.
Liu Tianba came up again and again to entangle, which had already angered him, if it weren't for the presence of a few other people, he wouldn't mind directly eliminating harm for the people, after all, people like Liu Tianba can only be the bane if they stay, and it is also a waste of air and a waste of farmers' food.
"Get out of here, it's the last time!"
kicked Liu Tianba away, Hu Che didn't look at the other people, turned around and walked into the distance.
The sound of crying and crying behind him was endless, mainly Liu Tianba's cry, he had done his best to save a little face, but found that Hu Che was like a big mountain, not to mention knocking it down, even if he moved a little, he couldn't do it.
Seven or eight people can't beat after drinking, Hu Che and Liu Tianba, who don't drink, have also seen it, and they are not afraid of guns, what is he afraid of?
"He's really angry, I can feel it, if I continue to entangle, he will really kill me!" Liu Tianba muttered to himself, lay on the ground, looked at the starry sky and let out a long sigh.
"Brother Liu, the money we talked about ......"
"**, you still want money, what did you say at that time?" Liu Tianba pointed at the little gangster led by him and scolded: "What did you say at that time? Didn't you say beat him to death? Killed? Yes? ”
The thugs were speechless for a while, and when he came out, he did make bold remarks, a hillbilly, how far can he fight? That's what he thought at the time. As a result, he was not said by the hillbilly 1v7, and he was unilaterally abused, and what made him even more incomprehensible was that the hillbilly also drank.
"Brother Zou asked us to come but said to give money, who knew that hillbilly was so powerful, brother, in this way, you have money, give your brother a few travel expenses, this hurt us to go back and see for ourselves, who makes the skills inferior to others."
"Travel expenses? You still need travel expenses, hurry up and get me back! Liu Tianba snorted and scolded: "I didn't go to Brother Zou to complain, I'll give you face, hurry up, don't upset me." ”
A few thugs looked at each other, all with contempt on their faces, who said that if you fight, you have to win? That kid is even more powerful than kung fu superstar Jet Li, not to mention seven people, even seventeen people may not be able to beat him.
"Beat him!"
"Yes, just beat him!"
"You can get angry!"
"This injury hurts so much, fucking beat this surnamed Liu to death!"
“……”
A few thugs usually stay together, and they all understand what they mean with one look.
Bang......
"To give or not to pay?"
"Liu Jimao, are you fucking crazy? Dare to hit me, I'll sue Brother Zou! Liu Tianba bared his teeth and scolded.
"Sue? Sue your mother, I'll let you sue, brothers beat him for me! Liu Jimao snorted coldly and kicked Liu Tianba on the head, this kick was so ruthless that he kicked Liu Tianba out three or four meters away.
"So ruthless, dog-eat-dog, a mouthful of hair!" Hu Che sat on the stump of a tree not far away, watching several people abuse Liu Tianba, he was very happy.
"This punch is powerful enough! There is potential! ”
Hu Che commented while watching, until a few gangsters dispersed, Hu Che got up and left with a smile, there was no sense of alcohol, it was a problem to drink two glasses before, and it would leave a few days of sequelae, but now it's okay to drink seven or eight glasses.
It must be the skill that Master passed on to me that has an effect! Thank you, Master, I will go to your grave to burn paper during the New Year's holidays in the future, so don't be lonely on the way to your old man's house......
The more I think about it, the happier I become, in the middle of the night, what kind of kennel does the smell of alcohol go back to, how comfortable it is to take a bath under the hero cliff, but it's a pity, it's a pity, there is no white swan......
Thinking of this, he did not stop, and ran to the depths of the mountain like a ghost in the dark night.
It was a wonderful feeling to walk through the big woods in the village and enjoy the rustling of the trees.
Running in the woods but forgetting the watermelon seedlings all over the ground, one accidentally tripped over the melon vine and stumbled on his feet.
"Hey, hey, little things!"
The palm of the hand is a little on the ground, a volley jumps over, and it goes out directly four or five meters away, if it is seen, it will definitely be scared to death.
What is this? If the train speeds up again, the sow will go up to the tree, and people will fly?
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