Chapter Eighty-Six: Fang Fang Helps II
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Fang Fang, who was persuaded by me, finally agreed to help us, but it seems that this favor is not so easy to help!
Fang Fang explained the reason: "Don't hide it, I heard my grandfather say that our Protoss's set of exercises is so flawed!" β
People like Jiang Ziya and Shennong's No. 1, who have lived for a long time, began to pretend: "I have heard a little!" β
"Yes!"
"I heard about it a few years ago!"
I blushed and asked Fang Fang, "What's the flaw?" I remember the last time you were in the lab, you were so bad, and you seem to be keeping your emotions under control! β
Fang Fang explained to me: "That time the situation is that we are all lucky, if you want to exert the power of the last time, you must put me on the edge of the two states of divine wrath and divine punishment, this is very difficult to master, the stimulation is not enough, I can't reach the peak of divine wrath, if the convergence is not timely, then I will really explode, not to mention anything else, within this radius of ten miles, people and animals are not left." β
Me: "Last time we were blind cats and dead rats?" Is it our fate? β
Fang Fang hehe: "It's not exactly, last time you were very hard with a few words, which shocked me, in fact, our exercises are equivalent to an anger accumulation system, what kind of exercises can be performed in what state the anger accumulates, but when our ancestors created this set of exercises, it seems that the environment is not very good, and they actually think about working hard with others, and they have put a lot of effort into the power, but how can they converge...... We don't know much, but I've heard my grandfather say that the key to this is emotions, but you know, who is so angry and transformed? Besides, if you are really angry and change, then you must be bent on killing someone, and what can change your mood? β
Me: "You kid must have some bad idea when you say that, don't you?" There must be something special about you, or you wouldn't have risked your life to promise us! β
Sure enough, Fang Fang sneakily leaned in my ear and said, "I want women!" β
I don't know why, I glanced at Su Diao's complex extremely unnaturally, as if I had lost something, and was just about to veto Fang Fang's idea, when I heard him continue in my ear: "You want to be crooked, I don't want your woman, I don't have any of these women in my match!" β
I simply let Lao Chi withdraw the formation, pulled Fang Fang outside the door and said, "I know you like small stature, but let me tell you, you broke this thought!" Beware of breaking the law! β
Fang Fang sighed a few times: "Hey, you didn't even let me finish your words, it seems that you didn't really beg me!" β
I said impatiently, "Then you say, I'll listen!" β
Fang Fang continued with a sinister eyebrow: "You help me marry a daughter-in-law of an island country, I recently watched TV, and I think that the shortest woman in their country is the shortest in the world, if you agree to this matter, I will definitely help you do this thing of She Youwei, how about it?" β
"......" Fortunately, this grandson didn't say the conditions that made me unacceptable, but I haven't studied this transnational marriage, I heard that island women don't look down on Chinese masters, this thing doesn't seem to be easy to do!
Fang Fang continued to attack my defensive line: "I'm not in a hurry, you can do it, and I won't rush you!" β
"Done! I promise you that I will do my best, and if I really can't find someone who likes you, you can't blame me when the time comes! "I kind of made a commitment.
βokοΌβ Fang Fang happily dragged me into the house, and said to everyone with a smile: "Come, come here, I have negotiated with Boss Wang, now I will tell you how to control my emotions, of course, this requires the help of many people, you must also have a clear division of labor, and you must not twist and delay!" β
Su Diao Complex gave me a strange look, his eyes were full of doubts and speculations, and I thought I had made a condition for negotiating with Fang Fang with her.
I hurriedly conveyed a message of peace of mind to her with my eyes, and then said to the other party: "You hurry up and say, it's been three days, hurry up and go home!" β
Fang Fang dipped his hand in some water, drew a balance on the table, and explained: "Everyone, please see, I say it in layman's terms, you can also understand that the left side of the scale is anger, and the right side is relief, and there are many ways to increase anger, such as being threatened, or being cuckolded, and the child throwing people into the well or something, you can quickly increase the anger value, but when I reach the state of divine anger, that is, when I start to transform, you don't have to provoke me anymore, because in that state I am already furious, The anger is rising, you need to balance me with relief means when I become as big as last time, that is to say, use some words to control my anger state, as long as I hold on for a minute or two, I estimate that my anger will drop, as for how much energy is provided in those minutes or two, whether it can warm the opposite house I don't know, remember, be careful, we can think of other ways if the energy is not enough, but once my anger rises to the state of divine punishment, we will all burp! β
Me: "It doesn't sound that hard, so tell me how to increase your anger?" β
Fang Fang smiled bitterly and said to me: "This is your business, if I tell you, will it still anger me?" β
I glanced around at the circle of hurtful people and immediately felt that this question was too naΓ―ve.
So, I moved on to the next topic: "So tell me, how can I ease your anger!" β
Fang Fang suddenly blushed a little, he lowered his head and said: "Actually, the so-called relief is nothing more than to wake me up from my furious state through some interesting words, so that I can keep me angry and not angry, last time, it was because what you said was more reasonable, and it woke me up, but this time it didn't work, so you have to start from my nature!" β
I was puzzled and asked, "What is your nature?" Groove ...... Won't it be? β
For a moment, everyone stared at the Su Diao complex, of course, everyone knew that Fang Fang, this kid, would definitely not dare to beat her, but he clearly said that he needed to use words or voices to ease his state, so according to this kid's temperament, it seemed that only the Su Diao complex in this room could make that kind of sound!
Fang Fang hehe: "You don't have to stare at him alone, all of you need to call ...... Bed! β
I even had the heart to kill him, and Zhang Qiang, who vomited half a basin of blood, asked embarrassedly: "Can I ask why?" It seems that she is enough alone......" As he spoke, Zhang Qiang glanced at Su Diao's complex with his eyebrows!
Fang Fang was a little unhappy: "What you said is simple, this is a high-risk operation, naturally we should be cautious, so we must use the voice that can awaken the innocence in my heart the most, and you also know that the physiological structure of our Protoss is not quite the same as yours, especially the pronunciation system, our voice is very complicated, for the sake of insurance, I need all of you to cooperate, how about it?" Have an objection? β
Where is the loss of the Chinese nation? It's about suffering a loss and dying to save face and suffer from it, everyone including Shennong's No. 1 looked at me, and the meaning is obvious, you Wang Damin won't let this demon people play with us, right?
I was in a dilemma, so I had to further find out the situation: "Fang Fang, how do you need us to cooperate?" β
Fang Fang said with a big grin: "It's so simple, Du Ruimi is complaining, you know, right?" β
I asked rhetorically, "1234567?" β
Returning to work, he nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad!" What I need is for you to sing together in different tones while my anger is rising...... Bed song! This is the closest thing to my life, and it is also the safest way to do it! What do you think? Can you cooperate or not? β
Shennong's No. 1 and Jiang Ziya, the two old guys with the highest seniority and the toughest strength, disagreed on the spot, and I persuaded them bitterly: "Does Han Xin know?" I drilled into the crotch of the ruffian back then, but as a result, I later achieved a hegemony! β
The two of them were unmoved, Jiang Ziya explained: "Don't show off the matter of your grandchildren, I'll ask you, which powerful performance have you ever seen...... Bed's! β
"I haven't seen it before!" I answered truthfully, but the conversation changed: "But then again, who hasn't done this?" There are five or six people pretending to be people, and they are pretending to be eunuchs and gentlemen, but who knows what they are doing behind their backs? It's still the same sentence, it's just that ordinary people don't know, I dare to pack tickets for the two masters, and this matter will definitely not be spread! β
The two of them were more or less persuaded by me, Shennong's No. 1 sighed, and said to me calmly: "That's it, for the sake of Li Min's life, my shame is nothing, but there is one you have to tell me well, what is this bed called?" β
"......" I'm a little at a loss, and from Jiang Ziya's eager eyes, it can be seen that this guy seems to be an incasual chick, so it's hard for me......
After pondering for a moment, I pointed to everyone and said: "That's it, it doesn't matter if you lose face, completing the task is the key, since we want to help the seven brothers complete their long-cherished wishes, then we have to be willing to lose face, it's nothing more than a little awkward, and we can't lose a piece of meat, something less, we are definitely not such twisted people, how to call it, we still need Fang Fang to take an idea!" β
After listening to me, everyone didn't say anything, it seemed that they were waiting for Fang Fang's next plan, there are many twists and turns in it, to what extent to play, to what extent to die, has not yet been clarified, so this group of people are waiting for further statements.
Fang Fang took out a piece of paper, drew a few strange symbols, and then said to us: "I know this matter is difficult for everyone, but for the sake of safety, I also have to make this decision...... This is a very complex pronunciation system, I marked it according to the human music spectrum, you need to find the corresponding suitable person, and then coherently in order, the accurate pronunciation on the line, in fact, it is quite simple to say, it depends on whether you need to pay attention! β
I didn't know how to pretend to understand, so I picked up the paper, looked at it a few times, and asked, "We're going to score seven, aren't we?" β
Fang Fang said indifferently: "Depending on your mood, as long as you can ensure coherence, you say 7 syllables to 1 syllable, the conversion in this is not something that ordinary people can afford!" I suggest you experiment and divide into groups according to your personal conditions! β
I said helplessly: "Cheng, then let's try, that, Lao Wang, you call one to make everyone cool first!" β
Wang Chongyang's face turned red instantly, and seeing that I was quite serious, he called out helplessly: "Ah...... Ah......h
Fang Fang said on the spot: "3 scales!" Very authentic! β
I said shyly to Shennong's No. 1: "Old man, I haven't seen pork, you must have seen a pig run, you can learn it like this from Lao Wang, the purpose is not how good your name is, but mainly to test your scale!" β
The old man had never done such a thing in his life, and he shouted in a coping manner: "Ah...... Ah......h
Fang Fang commented: "5 scales, standard! β
As soon as I saw that this matter was so easy to handle, I was instantly interested, and began to command the rest of the people: "Call, don't force me to be rude!" β
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Ten minutes later, all of us had chosen the scale, and the Su Diao complex was chosen as the 7th scale, and when she said that, a group of grandchildren drooled......
The final result is that Zhang Qiang in the injury is responsible for 1 tone, and his generation's strength is particularly in line with this scene, it is simply perfect, Lao Chi is assigned to 2 tones, Wang Chongyang 3 tones, Lao He 4 tones, Shennong's No. 1 5 tones, Lao Le 6 tones, and Su Diao Complex 7 tones.
After selecting the candidates, Fang Fang sent a sheet of music to all the people who were chosen, and it was said that only by calling them out in the order above could they get unexpected results.
The big guys expressed their disbelief, so this group of selected people performed in front of everyone, I don't know if it's my recent poor health or other reasons, anyway, I listened to their cries were weird and dirty, and there was no aesthetic and romantic mood at all, but since Fang Fang nodded, I didn't say anything!
Immediately afterwards, our group walked out of the dilapidated house with neat steps, and at this moment, I seemed to hear the neighing of war horses and the sound of killing.