Nine beauty tricks
After Xu Qihu was dismissed, he cultivated his own four acres of land with his back to the loess and his back to the sky, and dried three layers of skin on his back. Gou Xiaofeng worked in the field, and his skin was dark and his waist was much thicker.
Soon the countryside set off cooperatives**. Neighboring villages have set up senior cooperatives, and less than half of the farmers in Pailou Village have applied for membership. The female branch secretary lacks the experience and courage to lead the movement, and she will only wipe her tears except for hard words and persuasion. Secretary Lu decided to hold a forum to find out the situation, and if necessary, send a working group to stay in the station, and if it fails, change the "locomotive" -- reappoint the village party secretary.
Township Chief Gou secretly told his brother-in-law Xu Qihu, your chance to regain power has come! At present, it is necessary to change Secretary Lu's "trilogy" into "one step": kill the female branch secretary at the symposium, and there is no need to send a working group to mobilize the masses to elect you to the stage. Pick a starter, you're done!
At the forum, Wang Huaibing, the militia platoon commander, spoke the most intensely, his throat was hoarse and foaming at the mouth, and the green tendons on his slender neck were bulging, like a few earthworms wriggling.
Wang Huaibing lost his father since he was a child, naughty and refused to study, digging out the bird's nest to touch fish and shrimp, and petty theft became a habit. Once climbed the persimmon tree of Niu Er's house, picked half a basket of ripe ones, and was poked two holes in Niu Er's wife with an iron fork buttocks.
Wang Huaibing swore revenge. In the middle of the day, I drilled into the cornfield of Niu Erjia, selected a big melon from the pumpkins planted, cut a triangle with a sickle, cut out the melon pieces and soaked the feces inside, and stuffed them as they were. Half a month later, Niu Er's mother-in-law came to her daughter's house, and Niu Er's wife boiled pumpkin noodles to celebrate the old lady's birthday, but chose this red and big melon. Split the thin, the melon is stinky, and the smell flows all over the board. The second wife of Niu was so angry that she shouted and scolded all over the village: Which thing that the narrow ghost does, it will not be a good death! He was ten years old.
Wang Huaibing grew up, with a long neck and a thin waist like a big praying mantis. The land reform was divided into two acres and half fields and two beds. Soon after his mother died, he asked Ji Yubao to farm for him, sleeping during the day and gambling at night. Later, the government caught gambling, and gamblers scattered him before he stopped.
Xu Qihu saw that he was a usable material, and promoted him to be a militia platoon commander. Since then, his petty theft has changed a lot: first, the subsidy is no worse than the income of petty theft; Second, it is a bit unreasonable to be a thief because of the constraints of his position.
Wang Huaibing tried every means to get close to Gou Xiaofeng. began to call her aunt, Xiaofeng said I am only five years older than you, call me sister. Gou Xiaofeng lent him money to make a blue twill tunic suit. He learned literacy in the winter and knew 200 words, and he also bought a fountain pen and pinned it in his jacket pocket. Gou Xiaofeng praised with satisfaction, his younger brother is like a cadre.
After Xu Qihu was dismissed, Wang Huaibing often visited him and comforted him, saying that the simple working method is not a mistake, but it proves that you have a high class consciousness! My brother-in-law is an old revolutionary, and there will be a comeback one day.
Gou Cunwang let him choose the first one. Xu Qihu called Wang Huaibing: Brother, the day you and I will come out is here! arranged for him to "take the lead" at the meeting, colluding with people to bombard the female branch secretary, and strongly demanding that Xu Qihu be reinstated as a leader. Wang Huaibing rolled up his sleeves and said in a loud voice I understand, I understand.
The next day, the activists held a meeting at the village office, and the meeting room was filled with smoke, and the female branch secretary who presided over the meeting choked and coughed and wiped tears. She sincerely reviewed to the township leaders: Our village senior society has not been established so far, which has dragged the whole township back, as the branch secretary, I am sorry for the township leaders, sorry for the villagers. A meeting was held today to discuss how to further mobilize the masses in depth, think of ways to do ideological work, and strive to hang up the sign of the high-level society within a week.
Township Chief Gou couldn't wait to take over: A week? Still going for it?
Secretary Lu shook his head and quipped: Comrade sister, I didn't see you binding your feet, how did you become a small-footed woman criticized by your superiors?
The venue erupted in laughter. The "small-footed woman" was flushed with red faces. The next step of the plan was prepared, and the list of activists who had taken care of the nails was also forgotten to be published. She said without any claim: These days have been a mess. I don't have a good way, let's talk.
Township Chief Gou glanced at Wang Huaibing and signaled that it was time for him to show his strength. Wang Huaibing stood up, wiped a handful of parted long hair, glanced at the venue and said excitedly: Secretary Lu Gou Township Chief, Pailou Village is dragging the whole township back, and I am also responsible for the village group cadres, but we are mainly to blame. People don't walk without heads, birds don't fly without heads. The mother-in-law of the branch secretary and mother were in tears, looking for this to do work and talk to that, but there was no result. Engaging in sports is not a kindergarten aunt coaxing children, but a woman with small feet can't! In the end, he cut to the chase: he strongly demanded that the higher authorities remove the leaders, and asked the old revolutionary Xu Qihu to go out of the mountain immediately, claiming that this was the unanimous wish of the masses.
Wang Huaibing's colluded people vied with each other to speak, and the speech routine was basically the same: the Pailou Village movement was deserted, and all blamed the leader for not having a way. Niu Er, who is usually the most afraid of his wife, is also a good man at this time: women can't be at the helm! If the hen will tell, who will have a big rooster?
The one-sided denunciation of the tart made the female branch secretary who presided over the meeting embarrassed. The secretary and the head of the township watched the fire from the other side, and had no intention of speaking for her. She was so aggrieved that she cried, and left under the pretext of having a headache. The meeting was presided over by the township leader.
The symposium was held like this, and Secretary Lu did not expect it. There is a vague feeling that an invisible hand is manipulating the meeting and staging a coup d'état aimed at overthrowing the female branch secretary. But he kept silent and named Xu Qihu to speak.
Xu Qihu sat in an inconspicuous place in the back row and smoked. Secretary Lu let him speak, and he coughed twice and said: The Pailou Village movement is not doing well, and I am very sad to drag the whole township back. We are all turned peasants, and the party guides us to take the Cotai Avenue of collectivization, and if the old comrades do not take the lead, who will take the lead? There must be resistance to cooperation, there are many difficulties, what is so terrible about resistance difficulties? Thank you for not forgetting my old comrade. Today, the township leaders are present, and I will make a statement: I will never disappoint the trust of the organization and everyone, please rest assured that Secretary Lu and Township Chief Gou will not be disappointed!
Wang Huaibing's group of people couldn't wait to applaud.
From the bottom of his heart, Secretary Lu is willing to reinstate Xu Qihu, and people need to rush to kill and kill to engage in sports. He concluded that the township chief Gou Cunwang was the chief director of this play, and the old "dog" was quite talented in engaging in conspiracy, so he should not be underestimated. He originally wanted to give him a favor, but he betrayed Guan Zi and said: Comrade Qihu's attitude in speaking is positive, and since everyone supports you, it shows that you have a mass base. But there are organizational procedures for the appointment and dismissal of cadres, and we can't decide it now, isn't it?
Gou Cunwang couldn't help but be stunned when he heard Secretary Lu call him by name. Busy nodding yes, yes.
It will be turned on until the palm light is dispersed. Xu Qihu invited the two township leaders to his home for dinner.
Gou Xiaofeng dressed up carefully for an afternoon today: soap to wash her face and apply alabaster cream, no eyebrow pencil to draw eyebrows - dip a match into cold water, and scrape her eyebrows with black charcoal on the match; The hair is combed in a messy way, and the hair growth oil is smeared with black and shiny. Yin Dan Shilin cloth pinched the waist gown, navy blue pants reached the ankle bone, wrapped around the round buttocks, and the feet were covered with floral socks and black cloth shoes. At the age of twenty-seven, she gave birth to a child, and her skin was inevitably a little rough in the wind and sun, but she was still glamorous after such a dress. Especially the towering chest, the bony eyes that look forward to the gods, and the smile that shows a mouthful of neat teeth, it is easy to provoke a romantic man to think about it.
This is Secretary Lu, right? Welcome, welcome! Secretary Lu Gou Cunwang walked into the door, and Gou Xiaofeng stepped forward with a spring breeze on his face.
Secretary Lu returned to Xu Qihu's house. I heard that Lao Xu has a beautiful wife who is more than ten years younger, and when I saw it today, it really deserved its reputation. I was busy saying that it would be too late, and Comrade Qihu warmly invited it, and it was also your brother's light, and it was difficult to be gracious!
Gou Cunwang asked, what delicious food was prepared? Ho! So hearty. Secretary Lu, Xiaofeng has never treated me so enthusiastically, and today I will touch your light.
Gou Xiaofeng glanced at her brother, and said in a coquettish voice: Brother, look at what you said, Secretary Lu is rare to appreciate, I am clumsy and can only make coarse tea and light rice, I am afraid that it will not meet the taste of the secretary.
She ran back and forth like a whirlwind kitchen table, smiling and groaning to serve food to the table. The room was filled with the nice smell of soap, alabaster cream, hair growth oil, and dishes. She said to Gou Cunwang: Brother, don't be jealous, I treat Secretary Lu the same as you. You are my brother, and Secretary Lu working with you can be regarded as my brother, godbrother. Yo, I'm climbing, isn't it Secretary Lu? It was only five minutes before the woman and the secretary climbed into godbrother and sister.
Secretary Lu is not a shy person, Gou Xiaofeng's beautiful dress and sharp teeth make his heart itch. quipped: When it's okay to be a sister, you have to drink with your godbrother.
Two kerosene lamps with glass covers are placed diagonally on the table of the Eight Immortals, illuminating the room. Four bowls and eight plates are arranged in the shape of lotus flowers: a large bowl holds red stuffy elbows, whole chicken, whole fish, belly and lung soup; There are four meat and four vegetarian cold dishes on the plate, sausages, meat, sea stalks, pine eggs, red dates, lotus seeds, lotus root slices, peanuts, although it is a home-cooked dish, it is full of color and flavor. Four bottles of Yanghe Daqu were opened first, and two boxes of tin foil "Daqianmen" have been unpacked. It wasn't easy to prepare this dish in those days.
The four of them sat on one side, Secretary Lu faced south and Xu Qihu faced north, and Gou Xiaofeng faced west and sat opposite his brother Gou Cunwang. She constantly served Secretary Lu and her brother with vegetables, and mainly served Secretary Lu diligently.
Xu Qihu toasted first, he would not be polite and detouring, and repeated two or three times to welcome the secretary, eat and drink well, and be polite; Then Gou Cunwang borrowed his sister's wine to toast Secretary Lu: This glass of wine has three meanings: first, the secretary works day and night to relieve the secretary's fatigue; Second, under the direct leadership of the secretary, I work smoothly and feel comfortable, thanks to the secretary for his cultivation and care; Third, my brother-in-law encountered a small setback the year before last, and now he has learned a lesson, so please ask the secretary to care more.
The third meaning of the toast broke the theme of dinner, which was also expected by Secretary Lu. In the afternoon, Wang Huaibing's one-sided speeches and Xu Qihu's eagerness to appear on the stage were all preludes to this dinner. Secretary Lu is a foreigner, and he has a tacit understanding with Gou Cunwang's partner, and Lao Gou, who is eight years older than him, is obedient to him, and he keeps saying that he can't wait to give him his heart. But today's events exposed that he had bad intentions and was good at conspiracies behind his back. In fact, you told me clearly that it is not impossible to return the leadership position of Pailou Village to Xu Qihu, he is biased to this hand, but he does not want to owe me a favor! You carried out a surprise attack, the female branch secretary of the family worked diligently for two years, and you held her ass for half an hour and threw her off the stage, which is ruthless enough!
Secretary Lu deliberately avoided this topic and swept his interest: Lao Gou, you are polite. I'm really tired today, everyone only drinks and relaxes and doesn't talk about work, who talks about work and gets fined three glasses, how about it?
Gou Xiaofeng also wanted to say something like please help, but when she saw Secretary Lu getting off the brakes, she had to endure it, and quickly pulled her husband up to toast together. If you don't talk about work, it's not good to be commensurate with your position. Come on Qihu, let's toast a cup of Brother Lu, I'll drink it first! After speaking, he picked up the wine glass and drank it with his neck up.
Xu Qihu drank a small amount of alcohol and wanted to drink half of it, but Secretary Lu was not allowed. If you don't drink it, you are not happy, you are jealous, and you think Xiaofeng is too affectionate to her brother. Xu Qihu couldn't do it, so he smirked and drank dry wine, and the scar on his right chin began to redden.
Secretary Lu is indeed a good drinker, and the newly recognized "godsister" is in a particularly good mood, and he raises his neck and drinks a glass of wine. Seeing that the four wine glasses were empty, he called Gou Xiaofeng: Pour wine!
Secretary Lu began to salute back: Thanks to the three of you who can afford to invite me to drink, everyone saluted me just now. Comrade Qihu drank two cups, Lao Gou and Xiaofeng each had one cup, and I had three cups, this account is not bad, right? From now on, four people will drink together. I'll come first! After saying that, another cup is easy to eat.
The atmosphere at the table was lively. First, Xu Qihu blushed and shouted that he couldn't drink anymore, and then Gou Cunwang said that the secretary has a lot of people who can't compare. Gou Xiaofeng was well-behaved, stood up with a wine glass and said: The three of them often walk in the world, and there is a saying that should have been heard long ago - men are the most taboo to say "no", and women should not talk about "casual". A man would rather die than say no! She smacked her husband's head with her index finger: I've been married for eight years, and I've never heard you say no!
The pun made Secretary Lu stunned at first, and then shouted happily: Okay, what Xiaofeng said is right! Xu Qihu had to frown, as if drinking bitter medicine and drinking the wine. Gou Cunwang didn't drink as much as Secretary Lu, so he also drank it with his neck up. Gou Xiaofeng stood up and threw a wink at Secretary Lu: Brother Shen praises, little sister is not good at drinking, today would rather hurt the body than hurt the feelings. After speaking, he drank the wine glass empty, fanned the wind back and forth in front of his mouth with his hand, and said delicately: This wine is so spicy!
Township Chief Gou beckoned everyone to eat and raised his chopsticks as he spoke. Secretary Lu hurriedly stopped it and called Xiaofeng to pour wine, all full! Gou Xiaofeng poured a lot of wine, and Secretary Lu said: I have always toasted three glasses in a row to show my sincerity. You are not allowed to eat without drinking three cups. After saying that, he drank another glass of wine.
Gou Cunwang didn't say much, only said that it was rare for the secretary Yaxing, and he also drank the wine.
Xu Qihu's face was flushed, but he didn't dare to say no more, and swallowed the wine into his stomach with a bitter face.
Gou Xiaofeng has a lot of alcohol that is not drunk. Gou Cunwang on the opposite side kept casting encouraging eyes, she picked up the wine and touched Secretary Lu's empty cup beside her, and smiled: Thank you, brother!
Secretary Lu personally filled the wine glasses one by one and proposed: The last glass, thank the host for his hospitality, my sister has worked hard, everyone has done it together! The four wine glasses rang "dang", and the four of them raised their necks at the same time to drink. Secretary Lu has something to say: It seems that this table is okay regardless of men and women!
Then I started eating. Township Chief Gou kept praising his sister's craftsmanship, saying that he had never eaten such a good dish from her. Xu Qihu's tongue is hard, and he also praises the taste of today's dishes, and after eight years of marriage, Xiao Crested Tou sells back so vigorously and makes the dishes so fragrant. Secretary Lu joked again, as long as my sister is willing to work hard, there is nothing "no". Gou Xiaofeng's face was full of shyness.
The son Xiaohu who was sleeping in the east room cried, Xu Qihu struggled to stand up, and said as he walked towards the room: I can't, drink, Xiaofeng, you accompany people, drink slowly, I, watch the child. Still in his right mind, he patted his wife's ass as he left, motioning for her to take a good slap.
Drinking until midnight, the dishes on the table have not been half eaten, and the two bottles of Yanghe Daqu have bottomed out. Gou Cunwang said that he was dizzy, asked his sister to accompany the guests, and went into the west room to lie down.
The kerosene flames danced happily in the glass cover, and the soft light illuminated the room. There were two fewer people at once, and the dinner table suddenly became deserted, so quiet that you could hear people's hearts beating. Secretary Lu, who had been busy exercising for a long time and hadn't gone home, was hot, his palms were sweating, and his breathing became short. Gou Xiaofeng looked at him affectionately, biting the root of her ear and saying that my little sister met you too late.
Gou Xiaofeng was about to open the wine again, but Secretary Lu grabbed her hand to open the bottle and said: I will still work tomorrow, and the wine cannot be opened.
One wanted to open the other and not let the other, and the two of them didn't feel that their faces touched their faces during the tearing, and Gou Xiaofeng sat on his lap, straightened up his towering chest and squeezed him. The woman's body trembled slightly. The nostrils exhaled a burning breath, and the eyes were watery and full of anticipation.
Secretary Lu's mind went blank for a moment. He licked her parched lips and kissed her peachy face. Gou Xiaofeng grabbed his hand and slowly moved towards the bulge on his chest......
In just two minutes, Secretary Lu regained consciousness. He suddenly realized that there was a "tiger" in the east room and a "dog" in the west room, and he was waiting to catch a turtle in the urn!
Don't stay here for long! He was shocked that he had fallen into a trap, and there was a slight chill on his spine, and he decisively pushed the woman away and stood up: If you don't open the wine, I won't drink it, and you won't drink it either.
It is said that the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, but the hero is dizzy, it depends on whether you love the country or the beauty.
Gou Xiaofeng's eyes oozed teardrops, floating on her long eyelashes. With an innocent and aggrieved face, he muttered: People are well-intentioned-
Secretary Lu suddenly felt pity for the jade. But reason told him that if he hesitated, disaster would be! took out the car keys from his trouser pocket, put them to her ear and said softly: There will be a period later.
When he went out, he was fine: Thank you for your hospitality, say hello to Comrade Gou Qihu, I'll go first.
Gou Xiaofeng told him to "talk count". Secretary Lu nodded and kicked away the bicycle support. In the moonlight, the bicycle snake swam forward like a snake, leaving behind a string of crisp bells.
Gou Xiaofeng dragged her husband, who seemed to be asleep on the bed, took off her apron and fell: wash the dishes! I've had a lot of wine, all for you!