"Hey~ Zhao! We have already arrived in Thai waters, we have to abandon the ship quickly, otherwise the Thai coast guard will catch us and send us back to our hometown directly......"

In the cockpit of the dilapidated fishing boat, old Pete was holding a homemade cigar cigarette, holding the rudder energetically, and after a while, he walked out of the lounge in the rear, who knew that his short hair actually turned into a long hair over the cheeks, which hung down softly on both sides of his cheeks and fluttered in the wind, and old Pete immediately asked in shock: "God!" How do you do that? It's not like a wig at all! ”

"A little trick to hide people's ears, no need to make a fuss......"

Zhao Ziqiang shrugged his shoulders very casually and prevaricated, he naturally wouldn't tell the old guy that he used mana to give birth to his hair, but fortunately, old Pete is not a person who doesn't understand the rules, so he pouted and said, "Zhao! In fact, I think it was really a mistake for you to choose Thailand, this is not the drug paradise it used to be, and the Thai police have always been very close to your country, this is really not a suitable place to run away! ”

"There are two reasons why I have to come to Thailand......"

Zhao Ziqiang walked over and leaned on the console and lit a cigarette, and then two fingers were raised outside the dark window and said: "First, my enemy is in Myanmar, and second, my woman and the soon-to-be-born child are also in Myanmar, and Thailand is one of the most convenient places to enter Myanmar, so even if the risk is greater, I have to come!" ”

"Uh-huh~ your life is in charge, I just hope you don't be the same as I was at the beginning, and suddenly on a whim I chose a country that shouldn't be chosen at all to escape, I don't want to go to your country anymore, there are so many liars there that I can't count, even if it's just to eat a bowl of noodles, I have to be careful not to be slaughtered......"

Old Pete shook his head again and again with an obscure face, obviously having enough of the losses of his domestic counterparts, but then he suddenly bounced the cigarette butt in his mouth, pointed to a flash on the radar and smiled: "Roar~ Someone is eyeing us, we have to quickly change the boat!" ”

"Are you sure you won't get lost after changing boats? There's no radar system on the boat......"

Zhao Ziqiang was very hesitant about the sky outside, there had been a light rain before, and now the whole sky is still covered by dark clouds and a star, he doesn't want to drift around on the sea like the last time, but old Pete is a cow. Said with a bang: "Ha~ Do you know what my nickname is in the army?" I'm a swamp lizard, and wayfinding is my talent! ”

"You've really fought in the Vietnam War before?"

Zhao Ziqiang took a deep breath of cigarette, before the old guy Mali's killing methods were a bit of an army style, but old Pete tilted his head and sighed: "Alas ~ In your words, it was really an unforgettable and eventful time, I just met a Z country girl there, I learned Chinese in order to pursue her, this time I came to your Z country just to see my first love again, who knows that she passed away before me, there is a saying?" Oh~ What a jealous face! ”

"Don't sigh! Thailand is full of beautiful girls......"

Zhao Ziqiang also quickly flicked the cigarette butt in his mouth, and hurriedly knocked on the radar display, the constantly flashing light points on it were not a few nautical miles away from them, and it was estimated that it would not take a few minutes to alert the lights, and the old Pete immediately turned the rudder casually, and then kicked over a diesel barrel on the ground casually, allowing the pungent diesel fuel to flow out.

Without saying a word, the two turned around and tacitly walked out of the cockpit, in addition to a backpack carried by one person before, there was also a bulging travel bag in their hands, the two of them were naturally not good men and women, in addition to looking for the boss of the dead ghost ship to get back their tickets, they definitely did not let go of the legacy left by others.

A small speedboat that had been prepared a long time ago leaned on the side of the fishing boat, and after the two jumped on it quickly, old Pete immediately took out a kerosene lighter from his pocket, and then Ziqiang, who was very playful, asked: "My mother told me since I was a child that playing with fire will wet the bed, do you Z people have such a saying?" ”

"Don't be afraid! We're definitely not going to sleep in a bed tonight anyway......"

Zhao Ziqiang snatched the lighter directly from his hand, and after igniting it, he threw it into the cockpit, only the lighter crossed a beautiful arc in the air, and after the "dang" fell on the wooden plank, the red flames "hula" burned violently, and almost instantly swallowed the entire cockpit.

"Oops! This motor is bad......"

The motor of the old Pete boat suddenly screamed, Zhao Ziqiang's face changed suddenly, it was too late to fight the fire, and even the windows of the cockpit exploded like a cannonball, but just when he was about to scold his mother in anger, Old Pete laughed and said: "Haha~ Zhao! I found you to be a bit naïve, I'm just playing a little joke with you, you need to have a bit of a sense of humor! ”

"Isn't it funny? Why do I just want to strangle you......"

Zhao Ziqiang glared at him angrily, and then sat on the bow of the boat, and then pulled the motor very violently, and the speedboat immediately let out a powerful roar, and with the old Pete twisted the throttle heavily, the broken runabout jumped out like an arrow from the string in an instant.

"Knock~"

The burning fishing boat suddenly made a deafening explosion, and the raging flames overturned the top of the boat and went straight to the sky, almost illuminating the entire sea, and the old Pete was actually very excited and screamed, waving his arms in the wind and laughing: "Haha~ I really like this feeling, explosions, flames and shootouts, it would be perfect if there were another group of Vietnamese misses!" Oh roar roar ......"

……

"Rustling ......"

The gentle waves crashing against the beach, combined with the rustle of the wind through the palm trees, almost formed a natural symphony unique to the coastline, and after a full two hours of crushing the wind and waves, the runabout finally reached the shore.

"I said, old lizard, are you really lost? How do I feel that you have sailed to Cambodia, where the hell is this place like Thailand......"

Zhao Ziqiang frowned deeply on the empty beach in front of him, it is said that a tourist city in Thailand should not be so deserted no matter what, not to mention that the time is only half past eleven at night, and the swamp lizard comrade is obviously a cow. It's blown out.

"Nope! You have to trust my instincts, I haven't had to get lost in the last century, of course! Even if this inevitably happens, it will ...... I will definitely not deviate from going to Cambodia......"

Old Pete also frowned deeply, his eyes were very hesitant to square the dark beach, but after a while, a bright light appeared in front of them, both of their eyes instantly lit up, Old Pete hurriedly increased the throttle and drove there, and in just a few minutes, a small dock with many boats appeared in front of him.

"Haha~ Zhao! You can't believe me, how could I get lost......"

Old Pete laughed energetically again, and hurriedly twisted the accelerator and quickly leaned towards the dock, but before he could get closer, he found that there were many people standing on the dock, and there were no less than four or five hundred people in the super large number of people, Zhao Ziqiang immediately said in shock: "! How could there be so many people in the middle of the night? What about wolf fighting? ”

"Don't be nervous! We just have to pretend to be ordinary tourists, and if the police come to check and say that your passport was lost in the hotel, they generally won't embarrass foreigners......"

Old Pete said calmly, but his head was frowning and obviously beating a drum in his heart, and Zhao Ziqiang, who came to Thailand for the first time, had no experience at all, so he had to nod silently and wait for the changes.

"Hey! I said, what are you doing? Why did you soak pee for so long......"

Zhao Ziqiang just walked up the steps covered with moss, but a big man immediately rushed down above, Zhao Ziqiang, who spoke in an authentic Chinese dialect, was stunned, and immediately muttered in his heart, Benima went around in a big circle and even the national border has not yet come out, the crowd pressed by Fang Hei is obviously the costume of the Chinese people!

"Oops~ I'm sorry! I recognized the wrong person, I thought you were a member of our regiment......"

The big man Ziqiang's face hurriedly laughed, turned around and took out a small yellow flag and waved it, and then shouted loudly: "Those who are resting next to him have gathered quickly, the ferry to pick us up is about to arrive, remember that after getting on the Oriental Princess, the ladyboy can touch it casually, but if you touch it, you must give a tip, and don't push too hard, although people's breasts are fake, but it hurts to pinch it!" ”

"!"

Zhao Ziqiang was shocked, after hearing the word "ladyboy", the stone hanging in his heart finally put down, it turned out that this vast group of people was not Thai at all, but a domestic tour group, and after he jumped on the big platform of the pier, the first thing that caught his eye was a group of huge pink signboards - Pattaya (Pattaya)!

"Leak! How did you get to Pattaya? ”

The old Pete who followed up suddenly screamed, and covered his old face in shame, this place is 108,000 miles away from their set goal, and Zhao Ziqiang has long known that this product is unreliable, and he actually pitted himself, so he had to say gloomily: "Pattaya is Pattaya, it's better than running to Cambodia!" ”

“OK！ Then let's go eat something first, I'm hungry enough to eat a whole cow......"

Old Pete shook his head depressedly, and could only walk out with his bag dejectedly, and there were too many tourists around, and there were more people gathering here, and I don't know if there would be sharp-eyed people who could recognize him, so Zhao Ziqiang touched a small yellow hat and put it on, and lowered his head and shuttled in the flow of people in a very low-key manner.

"Where are you going? This side ...... this way."

Zhao Ziqiang was suddenly grabbed by someone, and the female tour guide holding the small chess piece was huffing, and then dragged him without saying anything and said: "If you say that you are not allowed to leave the team without permission, why do you always not listen to advice?" There are also a lot of bad people in Thailand, what if you are detained by someone? ”

"Excuse me! I'm not from your team, I put this hat on the wrong ......"

Zhao Ziqiang couldn't wait to smack his big mouth, and picked up a hat that was actually the group hat of other people's tour groups, and it was not strange that he was mistaken in this vast flow of people.

But the little tour guide still didn't seem to believe him, for fear that he wanted to leave the team and stay in Thailand to work as a black worker, so he found a few people to testify before hesitating to let him go, but after Zhao Ziqiang depressedly squeezed out of the crowd, his heart sank, and the old Pete was gone!