Chapter Fifty-Nine: The Ridiculous Office
Later, the two became friends, and Lin Shutong continued to travel, wanting to take Wang Shixun with him, but Wang Shixun saw that he couldn't do any martial arts, so he stayed.
So the two parted ways, for decades, Wang Shixun did not have any news of Lin Shutong, until one day, when Lin Shutong became a white-haired old man, the two met again, and the identities of the two were obviously different, Wang Shixun had just been transferred from the province to the demonstration No. 1 middle school, and Lin Shutong was nothing.
Wang Shixun is really a person who thinks about the old love, he asked Lin Shutong, if he would like to be a director or something in his school, no need to work, just enjoy the blessings, Lin Shutong smiled, said that he has been out for many years, has done a lot of evil things, now is the time to repay the debt, someone happened to entrust him with an orphanage, he said that everything must let the child live well.
When Wang Shixun heard this, he sighed for a long time, and said abruptly: "I think so, if you have children there who are willing to study, come to me, and I will give you free tuition and miscellaneous fees......
Lin Can is like this, in an agreement, at the right age, he came to the first demonstration middle school.
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Lin Can didn't say anything about this, as soon as he talked about the things when Wang Shixun and his grandfather were together, Wang Shixun immediately sighed.
The old man is the easiest to sigh about youth, so this time he came to his feelings, and he felt that Lin Can was becoming more and more cordial on the phone.
"Alas, it's all in the past, I can't help but remember it, not to mention your grandfather Old Man Lin's ......" Wang Shixun smiled bitterly, and suddenly asked: "Xiaocan, why did you use Director Qian's number?" ”
When Qian Jian heard this, he suddenly became excited, and stared at Lin Can and his mobile phone.
"That's the ......" Lin Can glanced at Qian Jian ridiculously and said a series of things.
Lin Can said in detail, this kind of thing can't be done without details, after all, it is impossible for two students to fight to become such a big contradiction.
From beginning to end, he always had a grudge against the squad leader Zhang Yihao, and then continued to have troubles, and then Zhang Yihao talked about how to connect the head teacher and Director Qian to deal with him together.
Lin Canyue said that Qian Jian's face became more and more ugly, not only because he was told by Lin Can about the ugly thing that he was colluded with by Zhang Yihao on the phone, but also because Lin Can also told him about the matter of making notes! Whoever hears this kind of unfilial piety thinks that the person concerned is simply not a thing...... In addition, what is even more annoying is that Lin Can's kid doesn't have to say anything, but he also adds oil and vinegar, adds branches and leaves, and says that Qian Tight is sinister and is not a person inside and out, and he almost died of money tightness. He can only see what Principal Wang's attitude is now......
The head teacher was also extremely frightened when he heard it, and he wanted to question but didn't have the courage, so he could only watch Lin Can tell the whole story with a smile, and he was uneasy, as if he was being drilled into his heart by 10,000 earthworms......
Zhang Yihao's face was also cloudy, looking at Lin Can capriciously. He gritted his teeth, not believing that this matter would end because of a phone call from Lin Can, and he didn't believe that Lin Can, an orphan, could know Principal Wang.
In his acquaintance with the audience, Lin Can is an orphan, equivalent to a person who asks for food, called Huazi, no different, and he Zhang Yihao is not a person of the same world at all, Lin Can is not qualified to know Principal Wang at all.
Jia Duobao, who was covering his crotch on the side, was also extremely angry when he heard it, but he didn't expect that this Lin Can really knew Principal Wang.
That's impossible! Jia Duobao didn't believe in this fact, he was influenced by Zhang Yihao, he always looked down on Lin Can, and didn't think that people like him had the slightest possibility of knowing Principal Wang.
Jia Duobao was so angry that his hands trembled, and the strength of covering his crotch accidentally increased, and he almost screamed out in pain, which was also funny.
Lin Can sneered and glanced at the wonderful changes in the faces of these people, and told Wang Shixun all the questions.
At that time, Wang Shixun's face was also cloudy, he took a deep breath, took a sip of the teacup in front of him, and said coldly: "You give the phone to the money, I'll tell him." ”
When Qian heard it closely, he was suddenly half frightened to death, and his hairs stood on end.
Lin Can glanced at him ridiculously, and handed over the phone with a smile: "Here, Director Qian, Principal Wang has something to look for you." ”
Qian was incredible, trembling, slowly stretched out his hands, and carefully took over the mobile phone that originally belonged to him, but now he feels very strange inexplicably, and this thing is very hot......
He used a strong force to calm himself down, slowly put it to his ear, put his mouth on the phone, and said in a trembling voice: "Hey... I'm Director Qian...... No... I'm Qian Tight ......" Qian Jian was used to playing in an official tone, and when he came up and said that he was Director Qian, he almost wanted to slap his mouth.
At this moment, there was a voice in his ear that he did not want to hear.
"Huh...... Director Qian, what a big official. ”
An old and powerful voice penetrated his ears, Qian Jian trembled with fright, sure enough, it was Wang Shixun, and the mobile phone almost fell to the ground unsteadily......
"Huh...... Scold...... Principal Wang, you have something to look for me......" Qian Jian looked like a pug.
"Hmph...... You've been too comfortable being a director lately. Wang Shixun was angry for a while, usually the money nodded to him, but he didn't expect to hear Lin Can say that he even changed the remarks on his mobile phone to "father", and changed his own father to "old immortal", Wang Shixun was happy, there was no son who looked so ugly...... Money is tight, and he doesn't want him to be his son.
Principal Wang...... I know wrong...... I know it's wrong......" Qian glanced at Lin Can, who was smiling at him, and hurriedly admitted his mistake to the phone for a while...... So far, how could he not know that Lin Can was really familiar with Principal Wang.
"Huh...... I know it's wrong, and you'll come to my office later. Wang Shixun said coldly.
Qian Jian's eyes widened suddenly, he looked frightened for a while, and then he had a bitter gourd face, he usually stammered, and he knew Principal Wang's temper, if he didn't do it, it would be a big trouble......
If Principal Wang directly said on the phone how to let him be, admit his mistake and write a review or something, but if he didn't say it, but asked him to go to the office, it would be intriguing, even if it was impossible to deduct money and expel him......
Zhang Yihao, Zhang Yihao, you have made me miserable! Where did you think that this Wang Shixun protected Lin Can so much!
Thinking of this, the bitter gourd face of Qian Tight became even more bitter...... If you take his face to the restaurant for processing, you can't find such a bitter dish.
Just as he was about to hang up the phone, Wang Shixun said don't move, give the phone to Teacher Liu, who is Lin Can's homeroom teacher.
The old woman who was standing on the side and was stunned by this sentence, and the bucket-like figure of the middle-aged woman jumped up on the spot......
She was already confused by the sudden situation, she looked at Director Qian and Lin Can in disbelief, but she didn't expect Lin Can to scare Director Qian like this with a phone call. Looking at Qian Jian looking like the whole family had died, he was secretly shocked in his heart, but he was also somewhat gloating like an old woman's nature, at this time, Principal Wang asked her to answer the phone, and the head teacher was suddenly stunned, reacted, and felt that this was the end!
She also didn't expect Principal Wang to protect Lin Can so much......
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She shuddered and took the phone. Principal Wang's voice also came from her ears, and she prayed to herself, a little lighter...... Principal Wang, be lighter.
After hanging up the phone, he also joined the ranks of Qian Tight bitter gourd face with a bitter face.
Principal Wang reprimanded her indiscriminately and framed her students, which was simply insulting to the teacher's table, and she was directly canceled as the head teacher, and she no longer had her share in the future evaluation titles. And he is not allowed to hold the position of class teacher for three years.
The head teacher was about to cry now, and Principal Wang was really about to kill her this time...... In the future, there will be no more her share in the evaluation title, which is always said to the teacher, which means that this life is over, and she is not allowed to be a class teacher, so how will she collect money from the parents of the children in the future?
She was secretly annoyed that this Lin Can, there was such a big Buddha behind her, she didn't move out a long time ago, she was happy to pretend to be a pig in the sky, and finally ate them all.
Despicable! Despicable!
She and Director Qian glanced at each other, and they both saw the hatred in each other's eyes......
As for Zhang Yihao, his face was gloomy and he looked at Lin Can as terrifyingly as if he had put a dark cloud, he didn't expect that his plan had come to naught again, it had come to such a point, he didn't expect that Lin Can and Principal Wang could get to know each other, and the other party actually helped Lin Can for a reason, Zhang Yihao suddenly felt that he couldn't underestimate Lin Can at all, and he must be treated as a difficult object to deal with seriously!
Dare to love this guy has always been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, has practiced martial arts, has a fast hand speed, and knows the school's principal Wang, Zhang Yihao suddenly couldn't see through Lin Can.
He had never taken Lin Can so seriously, even if it was planted in his hands before, he thought it was Lin Can's insect carving skills, but now the situation is different, Lin Can actually resolved it one after another, and he had to take it seriously.
Zhang Yihao's situation is different from the two head teachers of Qian Jian, Wang Shixun hesitated slightly, and stopped the impulse to ask the head teacher to give Zhang Yihao the mobile phone, this kid is easy not to touch, troublesome.
Originally, this matter was about to end, but at this time, the most unhappy person appeared.
When it comes to unhappy people, Zhang Yihao, Qian Tight, and the head teacher, all of them have varying degrees of unhappiness, but the most unhappy is Jia Duobao, who is really covering his crotch on the ground.
He kept gritting his teeth and looking at the sudden change, his eyes widened and he looked at Lin Can, who was on the verge of despair, and changed the situation with a phone call, Jia Duobao was unhappy, unhappy, and couldn't bear it, but in the eyes of everyone, he jumped up in an uproar, and his leap was the highest leap in his life.
Why, because he hates, resents, can't swallow this breath!
His pants were all ripped off by Lin Can, and he had no chastity at all...... I thought that Lin Can would be finished, and Brother Hao and they would be able to avenge themselves, but all of this ended because of a damn phone call?
Jia Duobao jumped up, and he couldn't care about covering his crotch, letting it shine beautifully in the air, and then in the stunned of everyone, he snatched the mobile phone from the head teacher's hand, suddenly put it to his mouth and smiled, roaring: "Old man...... You are invited by Lin Can, you acted realistically...... What the hell are you ..................?"
Omit a series of profanity.
In short, in the stunned eyes of everyone, Jia Duobao scolded heartily, spitting saliva, and grinning like a duck.
When everyone reacts...... Still didn't react...... They were all stunned......
Jia Duobao scolded In the end, his emotions reached the highest point, and he actually spat on his mobile phone: "Phew, you dead old man...... Let's go home and drink milk......"
Qian looked at the puddle of spit on his phone...... I was already speechless in surprise.
The head teacher also looked at his bold student with a terrifying face, and closed his mouth in surprise, as if he had seen an alien descending on the earth......
Although Zhang Yihao said that he was not afraid of Principal Wang, he didn't dare to provoke easily, and now he saw that his little brother was actually ...... He was also stunned.
Even Lin Can had a strange look.
Jia Duobao was tired of scolding, wiped the sweat on his forehead, smiled at Zhang Yihao and the others, and said:
"Brother Hao, Director Qian, don't be afraid, the old man on the phone designated that Lin Can invited him, if you are afraid of a hammer, don't worry......" Jia Duobao said proudly, and the things under him fluttered happily in the wind. Duobao! You bastard, apologize to Principal Wang! Zhang Yihao also reacted at this time and hurriedly said.
"What's wrong...... Brother Hao, why are you scared like this, haha...... I know. Jia Duobao made a clear appearance, knowing that Brother Hao was still teasing Lin Can. Deliberately pretending to be scared.
"I ...... Nima! Zhang Yihao was so angry that he couldn't speak, went up and slapped Jia Duobao in the face, his hands were still trembling, he glared at Lin Can, who was laughing at him, snorted and shook his sleeves and left.
He couldn't stay here any longer. The plan was not to be said, but Lin Can also watched the joke and pretended to be a force, and Jia Duobao was a bastard...... Zhang Yihao was so hateful that his teeth itched.
After Zhang Yihao left, Jia Duobao held his head in place with gold stars in his eyes and slowed down for a long time before he came back to his senses, and he glanced at Brother Hao in horror.
At this time, Jia Duobao didn't understand why Zhang Yihao beat him, so he could die. So in front of the public, he suddenly put the mobile phone on the ground, knelt down in front of the mobile phone with a plop and kowtowed three times......
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Principal Wang...... I know wrong...... I don't know Tarzan with my eyes, I damn it...... I was wrong...... You don't care about the villain, and the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly......"
Jia Duobao's vocabulary exploded in an instant, his literary brilliance soared, and his language scores soared at this moment.
He wasn't done yet...... Wang Shixun's cold voice came from inside: "This student, expel ...... directly"
Qian listened and nodded again and again, and hurriedly said to Jia Duobao, you were expelled from our school.
Jia Duobao was stunned, it was Lin Can who was originally going to be expelled, but now the unlucky one has actually become him Jia Duobao?
Jia Duobao suddenly felt a huge unhappiness occupying his chest in an instant, and suddenly seemed to be a different person, the previous lowly was completely gone, and he scolded him: "Fuck, little old man, if you want to fire me, I won't say it sooner, so I will talk nonsense for a long time, get out of your calf......"
After speaking, Jia Duobao was so angry that he actually smashed the phone to the ground with a "click", but it was not thorough enough, as if there was still the hateful voice of the old man in a puddle of broken slag, and he stepped on it a few more times.
After stepping on it, Jia Duobao, who was angry, glared at Lin Can, and said with his teeth cracked: "Lin Can, you wait!" I won't let you go, hum, I will take someone to block you once every day after school, you are in the light, I am in the dark, you can't hide! ”
Jia Duobao pointed at Lin Can, and after speaking, he left resentfully.
Lin Can sneered and ignored him.
Zhang Yihao is not afraid, is he still afraid of this Jia Duobao?
"Wait a minute! You can't go. Qian Jian's voice rang out at this time, he went up and grabbed Jia Duobao's clothes, and said angrily: "I dropped my mobile phone, and I want to leave like this?" ”
The two of them are barely in one camp, but now that they have disbanded, they are not so friendly.
Director Qian, the director of the political and educational department, how could Jia Duobao drop his mobile phone and leave safely.
"Director Qian, what do you mean by this, how can you say that we are also in the same camp!" Jia Duobao was uncomfortable when he was caught, he was already angry, and he actually had the courage to shake off Director Qian's hand.
Qian Jian felt that today was really messy, all the students climbed on his head to pee, and all the teachers in the office were watching his jokes, whether it was Zhang Yihao or Lin Can, he didn't believe that this Jia Duobao still knew which big Buddha?
So, Qian grabbed Jia Duobao's neck, pinched him, and asked him to call his parents and come to compensate for his mobile phone.
Where is Jia Duobao willing, and he is still complaining in his heart that Director Qian's defection is not a thing.
In normal times, Jia Duobao didn't have the courage to be like the director of political education, but today Jia Duobao actually stood in the same camp with Director Qian, and he also saw Brother Hao's phone call scared Qian Jian half to death, and felt that Qian Jian was just like that, and he was suddenly not afraid.
"Hurry up and call your parents! You're not a student at our school anymore! You call this the destruction of public property in educational institutions! Qian grabbed the collar of Jia Duobao, who wanted to leave, and threatened.
"You old bald donkey, you are too much of a thing, you were in a gang just now, and now you actually buried me......" Jia Duobao was still thinking about what happened just now.
"What's the matter, you kid still have emotions for our teacher?"
The contradiction between the two is getting bigger and bigger, and they gradually push each other unconsciously.
Qian Liang saw that Jia Duobao a student actually dared to push himself, and he was immediately angry, and slapped Jia Duobao in the face.
Jia Duobao's aching teeth and cracked mouth, and his red eyes turned out to be a slap in return to Director Qian.
Then, the two turned from pushing and shoving to scuffling......
Then, the two turned into wrestling, and Director Qian's hair was thanked early, indicating that a certain part of the body function was weak, and it was difficult to defeat the young man, and he was thrown to the ground by Jia Duobao's vicious smile.
Next, Jia Duobao rode on Qian Tight at once, and he punched him, but Qian Tight was not to be outdone, and one leg stretched out and successfully tripped Jia Duobao.
In the end, the two slept on the ground like children of a few years old fighting, tearing and rolling...... It has entered a white-hot phase of stalemate.
It's so hilarious......
Lin Can couldn't hold back, covered his mouth and laughed.
The teachers in the office couldn't help but laugh secretly. It is estimated that this battle will become a classic rumor in Demonstration No. 1.
It was the old woman who was the head teacher who reacted first and shouted: "Hurry up and help Director Qian!" ”
The teachers reacted from the laughter, patted their heads, and hurriedly went up to pull the bias frame, punching and kicking Jia Duobao.
Director Qian finally pulled it away, with an embarrassed nose and swollen nose, and a few blood injections under his nose.
Jia Duobao was also red-eyed at this time, and shouted: "You bastards, whoever dares to touch me, who will I fight!" ”
Everyone was scared, if this person didn't want to die, they could see that Jia Duobao's eyes showed a fierce light, who would dare to go up, and suddenly hesitated one by one.
"Money is tight, you old bastard!" Jia Duobao couldn't get rid of the hatred in his heart, screamed, pounced, and pinched out Qian Jian's neck, the male teacher present was startled, and hurriedly went up to pull the bias frame again, punching and kicking Jia Duobao.
Like a beast being pulled apart, Jia Duobao roared and delivered the final blow, grabbed a bench out of nowhere, and smashed it out.
This time it was unlucky that money was tight, but unfortunately the old woman of the head teacher was eager to show the truth of the adversity, and kept standing in front of Director Qian, hoping that Director Qian could see it...... Fell to the ground, bleeding profusely.
Everyone present was stunned......
Lin Can frowned as he watched from the side.
Why does this scene look so familiar...... It's obviously the scene of a fight with Zhang Dechun in the first year of high school...... It's just that now the protagonist has been replaced by Jia Duobao...... It's really a trick.
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At this time, several sirens sounded outside the school, and it turned out that the police car that had called the police to arrest Lin Can had come.
When Lin Can saw it, he was immediately happy......
After several policemen in police uniforms came up, they saw an amazing scene in the office, and several policemen hurriedly went up to catch the fierce Jia Duobao and pressed him to the ground to subdue him...... It's like a terrorist on TV. Jia Duobao lay on the ground like a king.
"Teachers, the expelled student you called before took revenge on the teacher, committed murder on campus, and robbed/robbed the mobile phone, is him." A young policewoman who had just subdued Jia Duobao asked.
"I didn't ...... That's right...... It's ...... him" The head teacher glanced at Lin Can, and his heart was very strange, this was supposed to arrest Lin Can's police, but in the end, he actually ...... Achieved Jia Duobao.
The world is impermanent...... The head teacher also thinks that he has realized a piece of wisdom in life.
Then, Jia Duobao was arrested on the spot and handcuffed...... Sent to the police car...... Toot doot departed.
The policewoman glanced at Lin Can strangely before leaving, everyone had a bitter face, and only this young boy was laughing...... Immediately glared at him in displeasure.
The office teachers all looked at Lin Can strangely...... I feel that strange things happen every year, and this year there are a lot of them.
And Lin Can suddenly felt that the young policewoman just now was really beautiful...... Suddenly patting his head, this is really not the time to think about such a thing......
In short, the story has been rewritten, and Jia Duo Poke is much worse than Lin Can.
Lin Can smiled.
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