Chapter 1: The Perverted Mission
"Dingding......
"System Task Automatic Release ......"
"The task was successfully released."
"Ask the host to kiss a beautiful woman's ass."
"The mission requires that the host must not use money, or any inducing substance to carry out the mission, let alone use violent means to force the other party to achieve its goals. The task must be completed if the other party takes the initiative and is willingly kissed by the host. ”
"After the host successfully completes the task, the system will reward the host with 250 points, which the host can use to exchange for junior hero skills."
………
Every time he heard a metallic sound suddenly sounding in his head, Ye Huan felt that his head was big.
Ye Huan didn't know what kind of sin he had created.
One night last week, I was watching the latest Hollywood movie - "X-Men vs. Avengers" with great interest, but the computer actually leaked.
Ye Huan was helpless, when he encountered this kind of thing, he could only admit it, and he didn't have to watch movies on his four-handed laptop in the future.
But who would have thought that since he was electrocuted that night, he had an inexplicable [Superhero Exchange System] in his mind, and he was constantly assigning himself various tasks.
As long as you can complete the task, you can get points, and you can also use the points to exchange the skills and equipment of those heroes in the movie, such as Spider-Man, Batman, Iron Man and many other superheroes.
Ye Huan can still accept this, who doesn't want to be a superhero?
The point is, those so-called tasks are too perverted, right?
I remember last time, this damn system actually asked myself to kiss an old lady in her 70s, and I couldn't come hard, but I could only pretend to be a grandson, and kowtowed to the old lady three times on the spot.
Then the old lady was happy, but she herself cried.
Nima, that was my first kiss!
This time it's even more outrageous, I actually asked myself to kiss a beauty's buttocks, not only can't I force it, but I also want other beauties to take the initiative to kiss me, isn't this a cheat?
I want to kiss myself, and that person has to be willing to kiss him!
Ye Huan secretly scolded, but there was no way.
Since the system has issued a task, you have to carry it out, otherwise every three or five minutes, the metal sound that is neither male nor female will be repeated. Unless it completes the task itself, it will definitely harass itself endlessly.
Speaking of beauties, the two girls who share the house with him can be regarded as beauties.
However, what made Ye Huan embarrassed was what he should do to make one of them take the initiative to give his ass to himself?
Ye Huan was very depressed, although he was very handsome, he was not a rich second generation after all, and in this era of materialism and fighting for his father everywhere, he asked a beautiful woman to kiss a poor boy's ass for no reason, how would people be willing?
"Ye Huan, hurry up and come out to fight the landlord, three are missing one."
Just when Ye Huan was suffering and had no good solution, a beautiful female voice suddenly came from outside the door.
Ye Huan was overjoyed when he heard this, and at the same time, he had an idea, and immediately thought of a good way to complete the task.
With the hope that had just been ignited, Ye Huan slipped from the bedroom to the living room, only to see that the two girls were already in place, and there was a deck of playing cards on the coffee table in front of the sofa.
According to the rules, whoever loses usually has to pay the price, such as a meal, cleaning, or paying cash directly. Therefore, every time they play cards, these two aunts and grandmothers will treat each other as enemies, and for their own interests, they have no affection to talk about.
In Ye Huan's opinion, his two beautiful roommates can be regarded as two wonderful.
One is named Yan Ruyu, an extra, who is like a demon every day, inspired to make a good movie, enter Hollywood, and become an international superstar in the limelight.
But at first glance, this little girl really has a bit of a star temperament. With long black and beautiful hair, a delicate and graceful face, and a devilish proud figure, it is enough to be called both in appearance and appearance, faintly a little bit of Fan Bingbing's shadow. It's just that her personality is too strong, and she doesn't know how many directors' unspoken rules she has refused, otherwise, she wouldn't be just a trickster until now.
The other is Lin Miaoer, who works in a more famous nightclub, and her profession is a wine escort. Although the nature of the work is a bit bad, in terms of appearance, this chick is not lost to Yan Ruyu at all. If nothing else, her pair of big breasts with E-cups alone are enough to make any man salivate.
Especially today, she also wore a crimson tight-fitting hip-length skirt, which highlighted her plump and hot figure to the fullest. A pair of slender and sexy legs moved slightly, and the pink inner hidden under the skirt also loomed, which was simply boundless and provocative.
"Sister Xiaoyu, Sister Lin, how is it, how are we going to play today?" Ye Huan smiled and went to the two daughters and sat opposite Lin Miaoer. The obscene gaze glanced between Lin Miaoer's legs from time to time, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
"The old rule, three people fight the landlord, you can bet anything, whoever loses will be punished." Yan Ruyu said very seriously, looking like she was sure of victory.
"Okay, then let's decide the winner or loser in one game today, and the penalty for the last loser is up to the winner to decide." Lin Miaoer added, also full of confidence. Since it was not early, she had to go to work in a nightclub in a while, so she decided to settle the situation.
Ye Huan didn't say anything, although he had always hoped that he could win all the battles, win the two little goblins and bankrupt them, and force them to gamble and pay off their debts. But today, he didn't want to win, he just wanted to lose.
shuffled the cards, Ye Huan distributed them one by one, and he was lucky to grab the landlord.
The two girls also immediately changed from a hostile relationship to like-minded good comrades-in-arms, and stared at Ye Huan with fierce eyes, waiting for him to play his cards.
"Four with two."
Ye Huan did not hesitate, and as soon as he came up, he threw out the four 3 companies with two A's.
Yan Ruyu: "......"
Lin Miaoer: "......"
The two women looked at each other, speechless for a while, and then they both looked at Ye Huan with stunned faces, and they all thought that this kid had taken the wrong medicine today.
At this time, even Ye Huan wanted to chop his hand, saying what a brain-dead person he was, so he would play such a strange and good hand!
But there is no way, in order to complete the task released by the system, Ye Huan can only endure the pain of love. If you can't tease them with big names, how can they take the bait?
"Are you sick?" Yan Ruyu couldn't laugh or cry. After playing the land fight for more than ten years, it is the first time she has seen someone play cards like this.
"I said Brother Huan, let's take medicine if we are sick, but we must not give up treatment." Lin Miaoer couldn't help but quip. Dropped the bomb at the beginning, with two A's in it, isn't this sick?
Ye Huan smiled disapprerovingly, and seemed to be confident: "No way, there are too many good cards." This is already the worst card in my hand, and it's useless to keep it, anyway, it's a sure win. ”
As soon as they heard this, the two girls were immediately unhappy.
I've seen a madman, but I've never seen such a madness.
Two people beat yourself, and you still dare to be?
Especially Yan Ruyu, she is stubborn by nature, she has always eaten soft rather than hard, and she can't withstand the provocation of her opponent. As soon as she heard Ye Huan's wild words, her stubborn temper was instantly aroused, and she casually threw out four 8s with two Ks.
"You want to play psychological warfare with your sister, right? Okay, my sister will accompany you today. If you can beat me, I'll treat you to dinner for a week, and I'll clean the bathroom for a week. Yan Ruyu said without showing weakness. The big and small kings are all in her hands, plus the two eldest and second children, and Lin Miaoer to help help. If you can't win this, just die.
Of course, this is exactly the effect that Ye Huan wants.
After all, they have lived together for so long, so Ye Huan knows Yan Ruyu's temper very well, and knows that she has always been strong and unyielding, and she can't withstand stimulation, so Ye Huan will deliberately provoke her in order to pave the way for the following plan.
What's more, Ye Huan knew that with this bad deck of cards in his hand, he had no chance of winning at all, so he could only knock on the mountain and shock the tiger, pretending to be forced, not seeking to win the ass, but to lose the task.
As for Lin Miaoer, in Ye Huan's eyes, she is a foil. Don't look at this chick who is uninhibited on the surface, in fact, her personality is more timid. Ye Huan knew very well that no matter how much she stimulated her, it would be difficult for her to take the initiative to expose her ass to herself.
However, a strong woman like Yan Ruyu is easier to fool.
"Sister Xiaoyu, I don't like to hear what you say." In order to prompt Yan Ruyu to comply, Ye Huan said with a sneering face: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, I still have a lot of good cards in my hand." Well, I'll give you a chance now to take back what you just said. If not, don't blame my brother for being ruthless. ”
"I'll pretend, just pretend." Yan Ruyu was not to be outdone, and asked her to admit defeat, but there was no door. Then he glanced at the cards in his hand, couldn't help but smile confidently, and said proudly: "Since you kid thinks the cards in your hand are good, do you dare to bet with my sister and me again?" ”
When Ye Huan heard this, he was immediately happy, he was waiting for Yan Ruyu's words.
"Bet on it. If this loses me, I'll lick your ass. But what if you lose? Ye Huan was serious on the surface, but he was sly smiling in his heart. At first glance, he was angry with Yan Ruyu, but in fact, he was secretly secret.
"If this loses me, I'll lick your ass." Yan Ruyu really hit the plan, and under the stimulation of her temper, she didn't even think about it, so she made a bet with Ye Huan.
Lin Miaoer's eyes were blazing, looking left and right, her eyes kept wandering over this pair of strange men and women, feeling that she had become a passerby, and there was no room for interference.
It's just that no matter how you listen to it, why do you think that the bet between these two people is very yellow and violent?