Chapter 106: To be a joke
ps: Today makes me speechless, many people miss me, someone said that the author bragged, who would miss you? Hey, you don't understand, my name is Jingjing, you can go to the tara group bar and Park Ji-yeon to have a look, a group of people think about me again! Wowhaha
The first one to play is Ji's VCR, at the beginning, Ji was wearing a handsome suit, standing on the roof of the building, removing his sunglasses and looking like a vicissitudes of life, and the urgent picture cut to Ji's bare and fat upper body, walking to the mirror in his bathroom and shaving his bald head with a razor!
"Oh!" The audience was disgusted!
Hearing the disgust of the audience, Ji was very embarrassed and said, "What's wrong? Is this the beginning of the morning? ”
Everyone laughed, and Zheng Hengton said hehehely at this time: "Don't you know that it will be like this?" ”
Then the picture turns to the picture of Ji making music at home.,Anyway, Ji is still a powerful musician.,But,Even so,The unchallenged members around don't plan to let Ji go.,Because of other people's misfortune.,That's their luck! The poisonous tongue of the unpicked members begins!
"Oh, these instruments are so dirty!" Zheng Hengton was the first to attack!
"It's just that there is a lipstick mark on the instrument?" Lu Hongzhe questioned loudly!
"Nope!" Ji retorted wordlessly.
"It's me who believes that Ji is innocent, Hongzhe is wrong this time!" Liu Zaishi smiled and said, "Just by Ji's appearance, will there be women who like it?" The answer is no! ”
"Haha!" The audience laughed!
Ji also couldn't cry or laugh, he originally thought that Liu Zaishi was really here to help him out of the siege!
Continuing the picture, Ji's gentle voice was heard, and Ji hugged a large pile of clothes and said, "I am a man who can help women with housework!" Then there is the picture of Ji cooking, making a bowl of dumplings, and then I don't know if it tastes good or not, forcing my friend to eat there, and I feel that my friend is very painful, but Ji laughs very happily and says that he is a man who knows how to share,
Then the picture is super funny, Ji has been trying to hug his puppy, but the dog just won't hug him! Dodge now, then run away at the speed of light! Soon the poisonous tongue continued.
"Even his own dog hates him!"
"Oh my God, that puppy is so pitiful, it's so disgusting, and he has to be hugged by someone he hates every day!"
"Look at that speed, that's running away with your life!"
A poisonous tongue attack continued, Ji could only smile helplessly, and soon the picture came to the wild, Ji Ben ran happily on the grass, and then smelled the flowers on the grass, and when he saw the butterfly, Ji immediately put his hat up, and shouted cutely: "Butterfly?" ”
Seeing that there was already screaming in the studio here, even Park Ji-ho laughed speechlessly: "This is a dream movie that can't understand the theme, is it?" Butterfly? ”
Park Ji-ho's words made Ji laugh and explained: "Ji-ho, it's not a movie, it's really like this in my life!" ”
After Ji finished speaking, there was another voice of disgust!
The final picture is Ji standing in front of the mirror and saying, "Audience friends, I want to present to you the truest appearance of me that is really hidden in my heart!" Then he made a move to peel himself off, and then Goo Hara appeared!
After watching Ji's clip, but it didn't seem to help Ji in any way, but the disgust was higher and higher, Liu Zaishi said with a smile after hearing the boos at the scene: "Ji, I guess you won't even have eight votes later!" ”
Ji laughed speechlessly, because according to the disgust at the scene, it was really good!
followed by Zheng Junhe's promotional VCR, Zheng Junhe's was a lot more boring, he first introduced the actresses he knew, and then interviewed a lot of friends and relatives around him, including his mother, and then after getting everyone's unanimous praise, he ended the VCR!
As soon as Zheng Junha's VCR was broadcast, Ji immediately stood up and said absurdly: "What is this?" I praise myself, but what about me, I'm really working hard for an interesting weekend variety show! Everything was deliberately sacrificed by me! ”
However, Ji's words were not bought by anyone, and Ahn Young-mi even smiled and said: "Looking at your promotional VCR, it's a bit like watching a horror movie!" Don't you know how terrible it is for you to roll around in the garden? ”
The words made Ji laugh completely speechless!
The third person forward, at the beginning of the picture, he was talking softly to a waitress, and after the waitress left, the picture slowly pulled forward, and then he looked up and said to the camera: "Graceful man?" Soon cut to the second scene, a makeup artist put forward makeup, and then went forward to ask the makeup artist how it was here, after asking the picture to pull in, forward looked at the camera and continued: "Sensitive man! ”
All the hands and feet on the scene shrank, and I covered my face shyly when I moved forward!
The members of the Impeccable all smiled and asked Qianqian, "What is a sensitive man?" ”
Then there is a picture of moving forward and playing drums, and after the fight, he goes forward and says with a smile: "Attractive man!" There are many more behind such pictures, and the men are also emotional men, perfect men, hard men, tough guys, fast men and Pei Zhengnan!
When the forward VCR is finished and full of complaints, there will be no one who doesn't laugh! Such a scene makes me regret moving forward!
The picture of Yoo Jae-seok was broadcast, and at the beginning it was drinking coffee and reading the newspaper in a coffee shop, and this picture ushered in the collective complaint of the unchallenged members, because Yoo Jae-seok is a person who doesn't watch the news at all, and then the picture is Yoo Jae-seok's movement, and then the appearance of riding a motorcycle, all of which are almost five minutes after the broadcast, the picture turns again, and it is the picture of Yoo Jae-seok in Yeouido Park!
"How many days have you been filming?" Finally, everyone couldn't help but complain, and Liu Zaishi immediately smiled and said, "Just shoot for a few hours!" ”
The picture ends in the picture of Yoo Jae-seok holding a little girl, and then waving and singing with a group of passers-by, I have to say that Yoo Jae-seok is the best individual VCR among the first four!
However, this made Ji Hwa Qianqian shout that there was a shady scene, it must be Yoo Jae-seok's news that Kim Tae-ho had received it, otherwise it wouldn't be like this, what kind of funny vcr of self is there, this is completely a propaganda video for the presidential campaign!
laughed, because what he said was too expressive!
And then there is the picture of the five Park Ji-ho, Park Ji-ho really only filmed for a few hours!
As soon as Park Ji-ho's picture appeared, there was immediately a warm smile, and there was a 'wow' sound on the scene, because the appearance is indeed worth sighing, Park Ji-ho was sitting outside an open-air ice cream parlor, holding a book and reading, the sun was sprinkled on Park Ji-ho's body along the gaps in the leaves, at this moment Park Ji-ho was very quiet, elegant, a beautiful smile, and the corners of his lips were slightly curled up an arc!
There was a 'wow' sound at the scene again, and the few unchallenged brothers in front of them were not calm one by one!
"Ah, why is this so, is this a personal VCR that is afraid of taking funny people? It's a pictorial! I protest! ”
"I protested too, Kim Tae-ho came out to explain!"
"Why are they all pictorials, do we want to broadcast the VCR behind us?"
Just when the brothers were arguing, there was a group of kindergarten children preparing to cross the road in the picture, but because the teacher was a little small, there were a lot of children, so the team was a little messy, at this time Park Ji-ho immediately walked over, acting as a temporary supervisor for the children to cross the road, he walked in front of the car to stop temporarily, and then crossed the road safely to protect the children one by one, first of all, the children's teachers came to express their gratitude, Then a group of kindergarten children collectively bowed to Park Ji-ho at 90 degrees and said, "Thank you, brother!" ”
The cute little appearance instantly made the women in the audience love it, and the applause immediately cheered up Park Ji-ho, and the applause made Park Ji-ho get up immediately and bow to thank you!
After Park Ji-ho's picture was broadcast, Lu Hongzhe and Jung Hyung-ton both leaned on their chairs speechlessly and said in unison: "It's over, the pictures that appear behind Ji-ho will become a joke!" ”
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