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"Teacher, someone is in trouble, can you help me?" Liang Feifei put the middle finger of her left hand in her mouth, opened her lips slightly, twisted her waist and threw her eyes, a very seductive look.

Something's wrong, how can I help? Do you mean I'm a sanitary napkin? Liu Busy was speechless, but the current school flower Liang Feifei was very charming, Liu Busy glanced at it, although it was a glance, but it was already from head to foot.

"I didn't hear you clearly." Liu hurriedly plucked out his ears, pretending to be stupid.

"Load, load?" Liang Feifei took a step forward, and the jade hand was already placed on Liu Xian's shoulder.

The back of the bus was already boiling at this time, and all kinds of noise continued.

You say, 'Can she do it?'

The ghost only knows, it's better not to do it, otherwise, an old man's head will be gone.

I bet on our teacher Liu to sit still, and I hope he won't let me down.

Look, our headmaster's offensive is even more urgent, and that hand has already begun to move.

I'll go, how can she be so skilled in her hands, where did she learn it?

Eighty percent of them are learned in action movies.

I learned from Mr. Cang.

Liu Xian naturally heard the laughter behind him, and he blinked, "What are they laughing at?" ”

Liang Feifei didn't stop the movements of her hands, and at this time, the jade hands were constantly wandering on Liu Xian's chest, "They are watching comedy." ”

"Comedy!" Liu Xian nodded, "What kind of comedy?" ”

"Do you want to know?" Liang Feifei asked rhetorically.

Liu Xian nodded affirmatively, "Of course I want to know, you should know that the teacher likes to watch comedy the most." ”

"yes, how do you like the main girl in the play? Is it sexy or tender? "Liang Feifei laughed in her heart, you stupid, they are laughing at us, in their eyes, we are a comedy.

"Well—I'll have to think about it." Liu hurriedly rubbed his chin, a look of thought.

However, in the next second, he seemed to think of something, lowered his head and said in a daze, "Whose hand is this?" How is it here - there are thieves, there are thieves! ”

Hearing Liu Busy shouting loudly that there was a thief, Liang Feifei suddenly collapsed, what happened to him today, he was so faceless. I have to say that the current Liang Feifei is very angry, and she can't wait to pinch Liu Busy to death in public like a clay man.

"Then you go and catch the thief." Liang Feifei said these words to Liu Busy's face. Naturally, he deliberately sprayed Liu Xian's face with foaming stars.

Haha, I won, take the old man's head.

I've won too, and the old man is coming to the bowl.

My God, how can it be, how can the teacher sit still, he is not usually like this?

Ya, if you want to tempt me, you are still too tender, even if you strip naked, Lao Tzu can still ===== it, let's wait until you strip naked. Thinking of this, Liu Xian smiled bitterly and shook his head, then closed his eyes and hummed a little tune.

However, less than three minutes later, another person appeared.

It's Huang Yunhui of the Sports Committee.

"Huang Yunhui, why are you here, is there something wrong?" Liu Xian stared at the sports committee, and Huang Yunhui asked suspiciously.

"Teacher, what do you think this is?" Huang Yunhui handed a bottle of mineral water to Liu Xian, but unlike ordinary mineral water, the water inside turned out to be pale yellow.

"Mineral water!" Liu Xian replied directly. In fact, he already understood in his heart, Nima, these girls are so capable that they actually carry this thing with them, anyway, how did they pee in? Men can pee in without a drop, but what about women?

Liu Xian was puzzled.

"Is it really mineral water?" Huang Yunhui asked with a pair of phoenix eyes.

"Otherwise, what is that?"

Huang Yunhui saw that Liu was deliberately pretending to be stupid, and heard the bursts of laughter behind her, so she covered her mouth with her hand and said softly, "Teacher, you smell it, there is a smell of urine... Taste. ”

Liu Xian suddenly made a shocked look, "I'll go, isn't it, this is yours?" ”

Huang Yunhui's little face turned crimson when she heard this, "How can it be mine, this taste is different!" ”

Damn, it's different? What do you mean, does this Huang Yunhui know what urine tastes like? Have you compared your own urine to someone else's?

Oh my God, Liu Xian suddenly felt that his eyes were full of black lines.

"Have you ever drunk it?"

Huang Yunhui first nodded, then shook her head desperately, and finally showed a hesitant look, as if she had something to say but couldn't say it.

"What do you mean, if you have anything to say, just say it, don't babble." Liu hurriedly stared at Huang Yunhui and said coldly.

"They said, 'It's yours.'" As soon as Huang Yunhui said this, Liu Xian was taken aback, pointed at himself with his finger, and said indignantly, "How is it possible, my bottle is here, you see." Saying that, Liu Xian really took out a mineral water bottle, and said seriously, "I haven't had time to use it yet." So, it can't be mine. ”

Seeing this scene, Huang Yunhui was about to collapse. This teacher is just - it's speechless. How could he be like this, how could he be -- how embarrassing it was.

Looking back at those dead senses, and seeing that they all stretched out their middle fingers at themselves, Huang Yunhui suddenly glanced back at them coldly, and then plucked up her courage and fought again.

"Teacher, but, from my years of experience with Conan, this can't be a girl." Huang Yunhui looks like a veteran detective.

"How?"

"Teacher, we've all learned this physiology class. The man was able to reach into the bottle of mineral water. But what about women? But no. You can see that there is not a trace of the outside of this bottle at all, which means that it must have been done by a man. ”

Huang Yunhui straightened her chest, saw Liu Xian's admiration, and heard the applause from the back of the car, and continued again,

"So, it must have been done by men."

Liu Xian nodded affirmatively, and then pointed to the driver, "You mean him?" ”

"It's not."

"Who's that?"

"I don't know, then we have to see who else is a man in the car?" Huang Yunhui stared at Liu Xian with a strange look. An expression that you don't pretend to recognize.

"Men? Whoever else is a man in this car will stand up for me. Liu hurriedly roared.

Immediately attracted bursts of laughter, and then all the students' eyes turned to Liu Busy.

"Teacher, aren't you a man?"

Seeing that they had the same rhythm and the same slogan, and they all pointed at themselves, Liu Xian suddenly pretended to be stupid again, and he looked very cute.

"yes, I'm a man, how did I forget about this." Liu Xian looked suddenly enlightened. However, he immediately hooked his finger at Huang Yunhui, a mysterious look,

"Let me ask you, is there anything special in our class?"

was asked by Liu Xian, Huang Yunhui was stunned for a moment, special, what does it mean? What is special, referring to the chest or the ass?

"What do you mean?"

Liu Xian rolled his eyes at Huang Yunhui fiercely, "It's between a man and a woman." ”

"You mean eunuchs?"

"Too your sister, I'm talking about shemales!"

"Teacher, you're too funny, how can it be." Huang Yunhui lowered her head and looked very interested, "Teacher Fei, what did you find?" ”

Seeing Liu Busy pointing at herself, Huang Yunhui suddenly became angry, "Me? How is it possible, I'm squatting and peeing......"

At this time, bursts of laughter came from the back of the car again.

And just like that, the laughter never stopped along the way. As for Liu Busy, Shi Er pretends to be stupid and sells cuteness, and Shi Er looks like a decent man and a gentleman.

After a four-and-a-half-hour journey, we finally arrived at our destination. Phoenix Mountain is 4,000 meters above sea level, with pleasant scenery, and is a must-visit place for many Chinese and foreign tourists.

It is even said that there are many film and television dramas that shoot landscape shots in Phoenix Mountain. According to incomplete statistics, there are at least 50 million tourists who come here every year. So, naturally, it drives the economy here.

After getting off the bus, it was already noon, and it happened to be a meal, Liu was busy seeing that his students were touching their stomachs, looking very hungry, so he patted the trolley box he was carrying, and said very boldly, "Let's go, let's go to eat first, go to the best hotel to eat." ”

Look, this time the teacher brought the box?

Remember the last time? The teacher didn't bring anything?

You say, "What will be in the chest?"

Clothes?

No, in my opinion, it's a box of instant noodles.

It may also be steamed bread with pickles.

These students guessed many answers, but they never expected that the box contained a full 3 million in cash.

"Teacher, I'll pull the box for you." Bai Xue wanted to know what was in this box, so she offered it.

"Thank you, although this box is a little small, the teacher can still pull it." Liu Xian attached great importance to this box.

"Huh? Teacher, what are you doing here? It can't be a telescope or something, right? Bai Xue glanced at Liu Xian with disdain.

Liu Xian was about to speak, but heard a commotion from behind.

"Compensate Lao Tzu, you dead girl, obviously you hit me, and you don't admit it......"

"I didn't!" Xueba Yang Zi was very angry, she walked at the back well, and then the bald man blocked her way.

"No, how could the vase be broken without me. Compensation, this porcelain vase is our ancestral, if you don't have three thousand, you don't want to leave. The bald man immediately roared, and in the next second, as if they had made an appointment in advance, suddenly surrounded by many locals.

The students of Class 38 are not vegetarians, and there is nothing to say about unity and cohesion, and when they saw that the academic bully was in difficulty, they immediately rushed over, especially Li Xiaomeng, who thought of a word at a glance - touching porcelain.

"I'm telling you, if you keep pestering, I'm going to call the police." Li Xiaomeng took out his mobile phone and said without humility or arrogance.

"You dead girl, believe it or not, say one more word, Lao Tzu will make you regret it for the rest of your life." Someone warned Li Xiaomeng.

At this moment, a man's loud voice came.

"I'm here to see who will regret it for the rest of their lives!" r1058

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