Chapter 37: My Funeral
Over the course of a few years, I moved all 20,000 people here to the beginning of time.
Naturally, I met a lot of friends, and the sixth appeared for the first time, here, he was an elegant cook, because his feelings were frustrated, and he had nothing to love, so he entered here in order to die.
And Wei Wu, here, he has become a respectable music teacher, perhaps crazy obsessed with music, this guy walked in here in a life-ending way.
There is also a young man named Wang Daodao, who is a flying enthusiast who designed a car that can take off, and then flew in by mistake.
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As I shifted them, I became their beacon.
Here they began to worship me, they began to understand me, they began to shout at me. This is what I want, especially those few policemen with high-tech weapons in their hands, and hundreds of experts who are very thorough in the study of physics, in fact, I also wondered, I know that this world was created by me inexplicably, but, in fact, the development here has far exceeded my knowledge of knowledge, and finally, I realized that things are so diverse and creative, I just gave them a beginning, and their independent thoughts and consciousness are promoting the continuous development of this world.
According to a young man named Zhang Neng who came in recently, the time of this world has passed thirty-two years since we escaped from the mental hospital, during this period, human beings began to reproduce, more advanced technologies have appeared one after another, and more civilized concepts have been accepted by human beings, and the area of this world is constantly expanding, that is to say, this so-called sand land has begun to have some traces of dissipation, and there are many scientists who have begun to study the sand land, after a generation of efforts, Scientists have successfully eliminated some of the chaotic qi with their technical means, but they can't explore the essence of this place in external research, so scientist Li Dazhui entered here with a scientific research team of six or seven hundred people, if I hadn't saved them, I'm afraid they would have been lost here forever.
Perhaps, after countless years, the chaotic transformation will dissipate into space, and at that time, the world will also develop to the peak, and after that, the transformation will fall into the same entanglement as my world, time and space will carry out a protracted war, and finally, the world will return to the original point.
Zhang Neng got married the year before last, had a baby last year, and this year he decided to go into the world of this position to see, he always felt that his university professor Li Dazhui was still alive, and Professor Li must have discovered a new world.
I can understand that this little fresh meat and the female professor Li Dazhui still have some emotional foundation......
As for the rest of the people, they have any profession and any identity, there are rich businessmen in this world, there are prisoners, there are police officers who have strayed here to arrest criminals, there are mothers, there are children, but, I can guarantee you, most of them are crazy!
At the beginning of time, I revived Liu Qian and eleven of them, and these people found the others the moment they opened their eyes, and they were stupid at that time.
Jiang Ziya trembled and asked me, "Why are we back here again?" ”
It seems that this guy thought we were walking around and walking back to where we came from.
I hehe: "Old Jiang, we're going out, are you ready?" ”
"Out of ...... Get out? I've dreamed of seeing other worlds for decades, but when it came time to actually take this step, I ......"
I muttered at Jiang Ziya: "Don't worry, I'll take you to a good place, and in the future, when I have a better understanding of this world, I'll take you back to have a look, but, you have to know, it's been thirty-two years since we entered here, and most of your friends have burped!" ”
Liu Qianjiao snorted: "Ah, do you mean I'm over 60 years old this year?" ”
Yideng looked at Liu Qian: "You old goblin!" ”
Su Diao Complex looked at Liu Qian and asked delicately, "Qianqian, look at my skin...... Have you become flabby? Do you have wrinkles? Is it still tender? Also ......"
Later, She Baobao also joined in, and finally Chunhua also became interested in her own woman's characteristics......
And just like that, countless hours have passed!
Jiang Ziya kept shaking his head and greeted the people behind him, many of whom still knew him, and some scientists even researched and developed some of his theories back then, which later evolved into the current physics foundation.
In other words, this old madman has become the godfather of the world's physics!
Listening to everyone's incessant compliments, Jiang Ziya seemed to float to the sky!
Shennong's No. 1 still looked half-dead, and he asked me obscenely: "Are you going to take all the more than 20,000 people out?" ”
I laughed mysteriously: "Yes! There is a place, it is very safe, but it is in the wilderness area, you can help, contribute, enjoy the idyllic scenery, I will give you a house for free! ”
Shennong's No. 1 Mu Ne nodded and muttered, "Paralysis, it turned out that you wanted us to do coolies!" ”
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I coughed twice and shouted vigorously: "Wait for me, I have to go out and have a look first, if the space is not big enough, it will be troublesome to squeeze people to death, you wait a while!" ”
"Don't ......" Before Jiang Ziya's words were finished, I let go of my hands, I knew what this guy wanted to say, he wanted to tell me not to fool them!
With a thought, I walked out of the gate of light.
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Fei Fei, I'm back, Diao Diao, I'm back, Qianqian, I'm back!
Eight big biao people, twelve idiots, brain-dead 120, eating, drinking and merrymaking, four old immortals, as well as the old gods Lao Zhao and Lao Lin, and, all my friends, I'm back!
Qin Sheng, Qin Yuyang, Wuyan, grandpa, I'm back, from now on, let's not die.
World, I'm back, I finally understand Shennong's calculations, the son of chaos, it's finally time to be born!
Grandpa, I stepped on skates and held a flashlight, and I came back in a hurry!
As soon as I took a step, I slowly closed my eyes!
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"The dojo is an achievement, and the relief will be completed. The lord of the fasting is pious, and he worships with incense...... In August, the Mid-Autumn Festival geese flew south, a roar and a sadness, the geese had a return day, and the dead souls did not return...... "This is the first sound I heard when I woke up!" I couldn't be more familiar with the sound of a lamp!
"Oh, my husband, why are you so dead......" sounds like Liu Qian!
"My Lang, go early, leave the orphans and widows to get away...... this is definitely Su Diao complex!
"Brother, you're just leaving......" The voice is more chaotic, there are four old monsters, there are four old immortals!
"Paralyzed, you're really dead, why should I go back?" This movement seems to be Li Bingqing!
"Brother, I can't bear you!" This should be She Baobao!
"You're dead? Where did you die? "It's 120!
"You go early, I haven't returned, I wish you happiness in the next life!" It's Zhang Jing and the Dark Bird!
"Big brother, my workers are dying of hunger! Why don't you get up and say something! "It's Ma Feng!
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I kind of get it,, these people are crying for me!
When I opened my eyes, it was dark all around, and I was there, where am I? I touched the surroundings, this place is very small, there are planks on the left and right sides and on top, and under me, there are soft cotton mattresses and pillows......
Instantly, I realized that I was in a coffin!
At this time, there was another voice outside, and the Su Diao complex roared coldly: "Bring those bastards to me!" Avenge my husband! ”
Soon, all kinds of angry scolding were everywhere, and from time to time there were all kinds of muffled sounds, it seems that someone has already started to do it!
Judging from the sound of oops, the bastards that Su Diao complex said should be Qin Yuyang, Wuyan and Zhao Feiyan.
Qin Yuyang finally made a mistake: "Don't kill me, I really don't know anything, if you kill me, it is equivalent to declaring war with my father, and you will all die!" ”
"Shut up!" The sound of a lamp sounded, followed by a slap: "Even if you don't come to us, we will go to him, and when the time comes, cut off his head and avenge my brother!" ”
"No, I beg you, as long as you don't kill me, I'll listen to you for everything! A few uncles, a few grandmothers, I beg you, I will kowtow to Wang Damin! Qin Yuyang's voice begging for mercy came again, followed by the sound of banging and kowtowing.
"Hahaha! Qin Yuyang, you really don't have a seed, I can't imagine that my Wang Damin will die with you! Wuyan said coldly, and then, the whole surroundings fell silent.
"What did he say?"
"He said his name was Wang Damin?"
"Is Big Head's guess true?"
Someone began to speculate and muttered.
At this time, Liu Qian's voice came, and she asked tremblingly, "Who do you say you are?" ”
Wuyan snorted coldly: "Cheap woman, are you embarrassed to ask me?" Who do you say I am? ”
Liu Qian: "You are a great person, you are really a great people, I ......"
Shameless: "You stinky woman with watery poplars, how long have I been dead, and you have lived with him!" You still have to be shameless, you slut! ”
Liu Qian didn't continue to make a sound, but a chilling silence, although I was lying in the coffin, I could guess what she looked like, she was very aggrieved, she was desperate, so many people were standing here, they would definitely look at her, she would be very confused, she would be very guilty, she was such a little woman who definitely didn't know how to face her ex-husband, especially her ex-husband who had spoken to such a point.
Su Diao's complex seemed to be planning to relieve Liu Qian, she asked: "You are lying, I obviously saw your soul go to Nai He Bridge at that time, you can't be Wang Damin, he has no memory of Yangshi at all, who do you say you are, who instructed you?" ”
A faceless and miserable voice came: "Yes, I really didn't have any memory before, but one day the world changed, I remembered, later, I met a man who called himself Pangu, he taught me a lot of things, I heard about the current situation of Liu Qian, a slut, through people who have been to the yang world, I am unwilling, I am not convinced!" It's all supposed to be mine! These are me, it's Zheng Yun's bastard who has plundered everything that belongs to me! ”
"......" Everyone sighed, especially some people who knew the ins and outs of the matter, there was a certain truth in what Wuyan said, but who can blame for this? It's because he's as cowardly as a mouse and has lost his soul, so what does it have to do with me?
Su Diao snorted coldly: "I was there at the time, you were scared to pee your pants, who do you blame?" You are a coward, do you want all the men in the world to become your virtue? ”
Su Diao's words seemed to irritate Shameless, and he began to shout, "You guys have a point, right? You can take my woman if you have a reason, right? Liu Qian, you say, do you know that he is not me? You say! ”
Liu Qian responded desperately: "I didn't know at first, but then I knew, you're right, I'm not a good woman!" ”
"Haha! Just admit it, and suffer death! Go to the underworld and be my woman, and I'll take care of you! Suddenly, a strong gust of wind remembered, followed by a muffled sound, followed by the sound of various fights, and soon, countless screams rang out.
"Shameless, you are looking for death!" Su Diao's complex let out a loud shout, and soon, I heard a whooshing sound.