After talking for a while, we came downstairs together, and a large number of people were listening carefully to Qing'er's explanation of the use of the RV and some special matters that need special attention.

In fact, they are all common sense questions, but it turns out that these common sense is also necessary to talk about them often!

Qing'er's first warning is about those masked birds, the so-called masked birds, as the name suggests, these poor birds are masked, this we have just seen, four huge and sturdy birds are blindfolded, we asked the driver like a curious baby the reason, the driver said concisely: "These birds are waves, goods, because it is a cross breeding species from the dark bird and another kind of endurance bird, so, this bird has several characteristics, such as arrogance, curiosity, and very fraternal, If you want to let him see something, maybe when he will become interested, not to mention a sudden brake, maybe he will be merciful everywhere, and then he will miss the guest's itinerary, but the trouble is tight, and it is not a pleasant thing to witness such a big bird mating and mating! Therefore, people have found a way, as long as the eyes of this bird are blindfolded, everything is much simpler, plus the driver has practiced special exercises to communicate with the masked bird, so it has gradually become this special way of driving - the masked bird flickered its wings and flew desperately, and the driver acted as the eye of the masked bird and grasped the direction! ”

It can be seen that this bird is a kind of fraternity wonder, looks like a mule, with huge wings, so there is a group of two (B) stupid to flirt, the sixth has to swish and lead a few people to touch the buttocks of the masked bird, as a result, the four cute cats are not calm on the spot, if it is not for Qing'er and the driver to appease in every way, it is estimated that just a while of work, the old six people were done, this group of birds can not distinguish between male and female human beings, as long as they feel interested, don't say a word, immediately take off their pants, this is the bearing!

So, Qing'er's warning can be summed up in a few sentences: One, don't try to have feelings with the masked bird, it's dangerous. Second, don't make some moves that misunderstand the masked bird, it's dangerous. Three, don't imitate the voice of the masked bird, which can easily be taken as a call of the opposite sex, therefore, it is also dangerous!

After a short training, everyone had a new understanding of the masked bird, specifically, the inhuman side of this creature, so everyone basically stayed away from the front of the car and did not provoke this creature that wanted to cause trouble when they saw it.

The second aspect is some safety issues, of course, it is also relatively easy to understand, mainly the safety during driving, such as not jumping up and down at will, not standing next to the window to have a fever, after all, it is flying at an altitude of several hundred meters, in case of falling, maybe it will become something!

The third aspect is much simpler, because many rich people, capable masters, like to live in the deep mountains and old forests where masked birds like to, so, many customers do not have complete common sense of life, in other words, there are many people who can't even use the special toilet, so, under Qing'er's sweet explanation, we reviewed the common sense of life, this kind of lecture is a lot, but there are few who have such a beautiful lecturer, although everyone knows it, but still happily listened to the course.

Soon, at noon, Qing'er and other beautiful waitresses consciously entered the kitchen to prepare lunch for us, craftsmanship, a must, they entered the kitchen less than five minutes, I smelled all kinds of unbearable smells, and then I asked to know, it turned out that they used something called Shenjing, the function is similar to monosodium glutamate, chicken essence, but, because it is selected with spiritual power, so, the fragrance of ten miles of gods has become a reality.

The meal was ready, Qing'er took down a few bottles of high-concentration liquor from the bar, the reason why it is said to be high-concentration, is really because the degree of this wine is too high, the main components of Yangjian wine are alcohol and water, and the composition of the liquor that Qing'er took is alcohol and aura, what is fluttering immortals? What does it mean to be drunk and dream of death? What is heaven and earth? Drink half a glass and you'll understand!

During this period, Qing'er performed a dance, specifically a sword dance, which was unique and charming.

The girl named Lan'er performed an acrobatic performance, the navel was on top of the vat, lying in the groove, watching us were covered in sweat, and we were afraid of seeing some kind of yellow liquid spraying out of the scene all the time, but, from beginning to end, we were all empty worries, this Lan'er martial arts are superb, and she is better at mastering the psychology of the audience, and when we are soaked, this woman is also calm and calm, and she completed the thrilling performance.

The girl named Xing'er performed a chest broken boulder, this girl is a girl with an explosive figure, in order to show authenticity, Xing'er has to let us test the weight and toughness of the boulder, good guy, the stone must be at least four or five hundred catties, anyway, Lao Zhao, Lao Lin, and Lao Liu can't lift it with manpower! Then, we saw Xing'er lying on the ground obediently, the big stone was flat on Xing'er's body, Qing'er temporarily acted as an accomplice to the broken boulder, and then, we were not calm, only to see the big stone weighing four or five hundred pounds on Xing'er's body kept shaking up and down, what's the matter, without half a minute's effort, my feet were already full of saliva!

Then,The game of Go performed by the black sister and the white sister,This is not just a matter of casually finding two people to sit down for a while.,The two girls are performing a pure spiritual power and intelligence competition.,As for the chess way, I don't understand.,And I don't have the heart to study.,All my attention is focused on the illusory world created by the two.,I saw that the space in front of us suddenly became an ancient battlefield.,Black girls in various costumes、White girls are all over it.,All kinds of PK behaviors show in front of you.,There are tearing,There are scolding streets., There are those who stab each other with knives, and there are even those who stand together to compare their figures! The original intention of this show was to teach us how to defeat all kinds of enemies, but who cares about them? With such a perfect performance, the enemy is a fart?

To say that the wildest is the leopard girl, this girl performed a wild life, it is said that this show is specially customized by some rich bosses in the underworld, the content of the performance is extremely simple, the leopard girl wears clothes woven with straw rope, and wildly slaughtered a live sheep, and finally, she has to swallow it raw like drinking blood, the meaning of the show is said to be very profound, I heard that it expresses the desire for primitive wildness in the hearts of rich people, anyway, I didn't understand, but Ma Feng They saw the blood of the beast boiling, It's almost time to run to the side to pee and hook up with this wild female leopard!

In the end, a girl named Xin'er performed a more mysterious show, called Think, I don't want to tell you anything, anyway, this woman sat quietly in the middle of the big guy, closed her eyes, sometimes exuding aura, sometimes sighing, not long after a while, the girl seemed to be stimulated by something, the color of her face began to change in all ways, a moment of red, a moment of green, a moment of blue, a moment of purple, Qing'er explained to us next to us, this is a show created by a great power, The great power and Xin'er chatted in the process of experiencing the process of Xin'er's performance, and he firmly believed that this was a kind of realization, an unfathomable and indescribable understanding, so, this show was invented and created, Shenzhou Automobile Dealership hopes to help some cultivators who have not been able to break through for a long time, one is to make money, and the other is to make a wide range of immortals, I don't think so, according to the girl's expression, I think the situation at that time must be that powerful constipation!

This is the realm problem, for example, give us 10,000 yuan, let us sit in the park to talk to the girls, the so-called great power or master will throw the money on the ground heavily, to watch the girls' expressions of picking up money, there is a perception of life, there is a perception of money! And ordinary people are different, eighty percent will lead the girl to the edge of the woods and start bargaining: "Sister, ten days, in the middle?" ”

In the final analysis, it's just that the degree of pretending is different!

If it were me, I'd be ...... Ask, where is the owner who gave me 10,000 yuan,, the words have come out, do you want to give money? No way! If you don't give it to the master, I'll fight with you, see if you dare to pretend to be forced in front of me in the future!

In short, the girls had their own performances, and in general they had a different style, and just like that, we had a great afternoon, with the birds leading the RV and we laughing and laughing in the RV!

Walking along the official road, we came to a place called Daodao County in the evening, and listened to Qing'er's introduction, the reason why this place is called Daodao County is because there have been many celebrities in this county.

For example, the famous Erlang God has lived in it, and the sister of the Queen Mother has practiced here, of course, this is not the most awesome, I heard that even Mr. Lao Tzu has made a short stay here.

I heard that Mr. Lao Tzu passed by this place back then, and suddenly felt a trace of heaven and earth movement, along with the breath, Mr. Lao Tzu went to check, and inadvertently found a treasure land, the treasure land aura is vertical and horizontal, it is actually created, so, Mr. Lao Tzu here to feel a sense of heaven, after experiencing the impermanence of the world, carved the three words of Taoism, and it is precisely because of this that all ethnic groups began to come to live here, in order to understand the heaven and earth, there are also in order to find the treasures that Lao Tzu may leave behind, and some people want to borrow fairy energy, Practice hard, and hope to improve your skills by leaps and bounds! Over time, the name of this place has also changed to Daodao County!

Listening to Qing'er's introduction, my heart surged, Lao Tzu, the ancestor of the human race, since his old people have stayed here, presumably, this place must be unusual.

I made a decision: "Settle down here today, and everyone should have a good understanding of the feelings of the ancestors!" ”

At this time, Shennong's No. 1, who had not spoken for a long time, suddenly quietly walked to my side, set up a soundproof array, covered his mouth and said, "I have been here before!" ”

I was surprised and asked, "You came with Mr. Lao Tzu?" ”

Shennong's No. 1: "Yes, and I saw what the girl said just now!" ”

I couldn't help but feel excited: "Wow, you actually witnessed Mr. Lao Tzu's insights?" ”

"! It's! I wondered, why do so many people like to tell big truths? Why do so many people like to pretend to be forced? ”

I was puzzled: "Why did the old man say this?" ”

Shennong's No. 1 sighed: "That's it, it's okay to tell you, the situation at that time was like this...... Mr. Lao Tzu and a few of us traveled here, ate unclean water, so, we all had stomach trouble, so, we hid in a weeds for convenience, but who forgot to bring paper, Mr. Lao Tzu at the time said that all day long on the heavens and the Tao, but not even a piece of paper can not be found, hasty, can only use grass! Therefore, the prototype of that sentence is not Taoism, but hastily! ”

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