Chapter 67: I'm here to join the gang

Su Ruilin was still thinking about that question, and she had only eaten less than three bites of that string of waists so far.

"Sister, why haven't you finished eating yet?" At this moment, Xiao Mengmeng's voice came.

Su Ruilin was stunned for a moment, hurriedly put away her mind, stared at Xiao Mengmeng and said, "Mengmeng, where have you been?" Why is it so long? ”

"Go, go—pee."

When Liu Xian heard this answer, he couldn't help but admire this little Mengmeng's ability to lie.

However, Liu was busy for the next second, and he couldn't cry or laugh.

"Brother-in-law will go with me."

When Su Ruilin heard this, she couldn't help but raise her head and look at Liu Xian, her eyes were full of weirdness.

"Don't listen to her nonsense. We are each our own urine. ”

"Oh, brother-in-law, what do you think? Even if you want to pee with someone, they're still shy. As soon as Xiao Mengmeng's words came out, Liu Busy once again fell into a real hooligan hole.

Su Ruilin blinked, and then began to smile bitterly.

"Well, let's eat it. If it's not enough, we can ask for more. "To be honest, Liu Busy is really hungry at this time.

He didn't care, and after sitting down, he began to eat in the sea.

"Brother-in-law, that chicken wing is mine. It's mine! Xiao Mengmeng was very angry, how could he rob himself. It's so nasty!

"Hehe, my brother-in-law has already asked the boss to roast it. These are cold, and you will have diarrhea if you eat them. ”

"Oh, that's what my brother-in-law thinks." Xiao Mengmeng was suddenly overjoyed.

At the same time, the abandoned Xinwang driving school on the outskirts of Zhangshi.

"Brother Nan, that policeman is too Nima on time, I think about xxoo when I see it." The Spear King's Raha has flowed out, and the tent under the crotch has been raised.

"Nima, look at your professionalism. Don't forget, we are killers, professional killers, ISO9001 certified. Brother Nan was angry.

"Brother Nan, why are you kidding now, why are you getting more and more incomprehensible? What is ISO9001? Is it the latest alarm call? The gun king's hand was now in the crotch of his pants.

"Nima, it's terrible to be uneducated. Mom, I now know what that sentence really means. ”

Brother Nan looked very helpless.

"What's that?"

"I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates." Brother Nan said hatefully.

The Gun King smacked his mouth a few times, with a thoughtful look, "Pheasant, don't fucking play Angry Birds, Brother Nan said you are a pig-like teammate." ”

"Fuck you. Brother Nan is talking about you pig. Damn, look at your bear-like appearance, don't let your hands sit idle every day, either jerking off or shooting. You can't let your little birds hang out. Look at Lao Tzu, don't play your own birds, only play other people's birds, oh also, passed! ”

Brother Nan was very angry, as the boss of this group, he couldn't help but worry about the future.

"Pheasant, don't fucking play, bring that police girl's phone." Brother Nan said.

"Don't mind. Playing with other people's mobile phones and spending other people's traffic, this kind of non-distressing feeling is too refreshing, you just let me be cool for a while. The pheasant said without raising his head.

"Gun King, you fucking give Lao Tzu back, you fucking stupid. Lao Tzu told you, in fact, Lao Tzu also wants to his sister. However, we have to use our brains to be killers, you think about it, let's blackmail that scoundrel for a million first. Then after killing him, his sister again. When the time comes, won't it kill several birds with one stone? ”

"Damn, Brother Nan, why didn't I think of this trick. With that one million, we can support the junior every day. Damn, when the time comes, I must take care of three female college students, and I will not have a break 365 days a year. The gun king had an excited expression of winning the lottery.

When the pheasant heard this, he immediately giggled, "Damn, then Lao Tzu will raise two foreign girls." ”

"Yes, depending on your chances. What's popular now, it's popular to engage in base! As soon as Brother Nan said this, the gun king and the pheasant immediately covered their chrysanthemums. Damn, you're so fucking evil, I'm not interested in your assholes at all. Damn, get down to business, call that Liu Busy and ask him to bring the money. ”

"I'm going to fight, I'm going to fight. There are free mobile phones here. The pheasant then began to dial the phone.

The phone was quickly connected, but before the pheasant could think of how to say the lines, Liu Busy on the other end hung up.

"Brother Nan, he hung up on me." The pheasant looked very sad, "Brother Nan, I have always hung up other people's phones, and he dared to hang up my phone......"

"Nima, you won't fight again if you hang up." Brother Nan was furious. Directly gave the pheasant a kick.

Liu was busy with Su Ruilin**, and the atmosphere was extremely harmonious, so he naturally didn't want to be disturbed by others, so as soon as the phone rang, he didn't look at it, and hung up directly.

The pheasant was so angry that he blushed and his neck was thick, "Damn, Lao Tzu let you hang, let you hang ......" The pheasant was angry, and threw the mobile phone in his hand directly to the ground, and then stepped on it desperately, and kept repeating that Lao Tzu told you to hang up.

"Hmph, pheasant, you cow, use your mobile phone to call now, I have no phone bill." The Gun King took a step back and said coldly. I secretly cursed the stupid eighteen times in my heart.

"Don't look at Lao Tzu, it's a big deal that the 100 yuan is in hand, just report the phone bill to you." Brother Nan has a righteous and awe-inspiring look.

The pheasant wants to cry without tears now, but he is still thinking about hanging up the phone in his heart.

So the pheasant used his mobile phone to call Liu Busy again.

This time, after a while, Liu hurriedly took it. However, as soon as he picked it up, the pheasant hung up directly.

"Haha, damn it, this time I'll see if you can hang up first." The pheasant was excited, and he felt that the breath had finally been fought back.

When Brother Nan saw this scene, he was immediately angry. As soon as he jumped, he began to punch and kick the pheasant.

"Damn, you just fucking want to hang up, and you have to get down to business."

"Oops, I forgot!" The pheasant suddenly realized. Call Liu Busy again.

"Don't hang up yet, don't hang up. I have a message to you, your woman has been kidnapped by us, and she will bring a million at once. The pheasant said this as quickly as he could, and then hung up the phone as soon as possible.

"Haha, this time it's Lao Tzu who hung up first." As soon as the pheasant finished speaking, Nange began to punch and kick again. The pheasant shouted that he was wronged, he had obviously said the right thing, what kind of wind did this Nan brother smoke, and he even beat himself.

"You fucking stupid, did you tell him the address?" Brother Nan said angrily.

"Oops, I just hung up the phone, how did I forget about this." The pheasant then called Liu Busy again, but no one answered the phone.

"Brother Nan, why is there no one to pick it up?" Pheasant asked.

"Grass, then text him." Brother Nan said.

"Brother Nan, we are killers, isn't it too informal to notify him to use text messages?" Actually, the pheasant meant to say, call him with your fucking phone. Lao Tzu's phone bill is very lacking!!

Liu Xian and his entourage have finished eating skewers, which will be pressing the road, it can be said that the atmosphere is very happy, and there is a strong feeling of falling in love.

However, at this moment, Liu's busy mobile phone rang again.

It's a text message.

After reading the content of the text message, Liu Busy blinked his eyes and intuitively told him that something might be wrong.

Could it be that the Holy Infant Organization did it?

Thinking of this, Liu Xian found a reason to say goodbye to Su Ruilin and Xiao Mengmeng.

looked at the call record and found that it was Xue Qianqian who called just now, but after calling back, it turned off the phone.

After thinking about it carefully, Liu Busy made a decision.

The abandoned Xinwang driving school in the suburbs!

"Damn, why haven't you come yet. I'm fucking done with eighteen tubes. The Gun King said indignantly.

However, at this moment, suddenly there was a crisp sound in the distance. When the three of them heard this, they became vigilant.

The next second, a wild cat barked, and then disappeared into the night in front of the three of them.

"Damn, isn't it just a cat? As for the fuss. The pheasant muttered, "Hey, I'd better take some viagra and continue to masturbate, or how will I spend this long night." ”

However, at this moment, a cough was heard in the distance.

The trio was shocked again.

Immediately after, they saw the male protagonist.

Liu Xian smiled faintly, "You kidnapped Xue Qianqian?" ”

"That's right, that's us. What about money? The pheasant said in a hearty manner.

The three of them have already discussed, and they will kill after getting the money. In this way, you can also apply for a bonus from the organization.

"I said brothers, in fact, I came today to join the gang. Do you think I'm dressed like a rich man? Liu hurriedly pointed to his clothes and said.

"Not really." The Gun King said hatefully.

"The reason why I became a teacher was to pick up girls. Do the three brothers have a girl, let me tell you, now count the high school students on time, how about it, do you want me to introduce a few to you, keep it to your satisfaction. Liu said with a lewd smile.

When the pheasant heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, "Okay, good!" ”

However, as soon as the pheasant finished speaking, Nange began to beat him.

"Brothers, don't fight among yourself. You see, I used to be mixed with society. With me, we can be said to be a strong alliance, and we will definitely be able to go out of Asia and move towards the world, and when the time comes, we will definitely be the leader in the killer world. ”

Nange and Pheasant's biggest dream is to become killers. When I heard the words at this moment, I was overjoyed.

"Hey, do you know, in fact, 9.11 was done by Lao Tzu, and the assassination of Saddam Hussein, which was also done by Lao Tzu. How about it, brothers, consider whether you can let me join the gang? Seeing that they didn't react, Liu Xian said again, "Actually, I came this time to show my sincerity and bring you a big gift." ”

When the three of them heard the ceremony, they were immediately overjoyed.

"What gift?" The three of them said in unison.

"The policeman you kidnapped, in fact, his grandfather is rich, let me tell you, do you know why I approached her?"

"Why?"

"Just to find an opportunity to kidnap her, and then blackmail her grandfather. Me and you, don't you want a million? That's too little, let's raise the price now and mention 10 million. I'm telling you, just take a few pictures and send them to his grandfather. It won't take half an hour, and I'm sure 10 million will have to be sent to us obediently. ”