Chapter 2 Asking for money, losers, and picking up girls
Wu's mother left, and in the end, she didn't understand why.
Father Lu looked at Mama Wu's distant figure and muttered, "Mama Wu, don't blame me, I know you look down on Xiaobu, I don't blame you." But that's my son, and I don't want him to be looked down upon at home. ”
"Others think that Xiaobu has drained his body because of his lustful dogs and horses, but I, a father, know that Xiaobu is actually worse than others since he was born, and the doctor even said that he will not live to be ten years old, and once let us prepare for the future. ”
"It's because of this that our whole family treats Xiaobu as a treasure and holds it for offering, for fear that one day we won't see this little guy. ”
"Do you know why Xiaobu is called Lu Xiaobu? Because as long as he has a healthy and healthy body like Lu Bu, what about the loser? What about being notorious? We don't care. We have the money, and we will. ”
Lu Hongbin walked over: "Okay, Dad, don't say it." Didn't Xiaobu break the ten-year-old curse? He'll be safe. ”
Lu Wenhuo said: "Yes, Dad, I will go to help my eldest brother." And Xiaobu is also coming down, don't let him hear it. ”
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.
"Dad, eldest brother, second brother. Lu Xiaobu was thinking about how to lose, and ran down from the upstairs excitedly: "Give me money, I'm going to lose." ”
"Poof!" Hearing Lu Xiaobu's straightforward words, the three of them were happy-this stinky boy, not ashamed, but proud!
"Okay, I'm ready for you, there are 20,000 in this card, you take the flowers first, and the password is still 6 zeros. Lu Hongbin looked at Lu Xiaobu dotingly and took out a bank card.
"Not enough, not enough. Lu Xiaobu hurriedly shook his head: "I want 50,000 today." ”
"50,000 yuan?" Okay, I'll transfer it to you in a moment, are you going to make a big move?
"Yes, let's have a meeting. Lu Xiaobu suddenly smiled, no, while speaking, the loser's plan came.
"Have fun, have fun, and remember not to drink too much, your body can't stand it. Lu Hongbin tidied up Lu Xiaobu's clothes and said with a smile.
"Thank you, big brother. ”
Lu Xiaobu's heart was warm, he was an orphan in his last life, and he had never experienced the feeling of being a relative, but at this moment, he realized it.
"Hey, when did the stinky boy become so polite, he used to run away after taking the money, it couldn't be that the money was not enough. ”
Lu Hongbin rolled his eyes: "Okay, if it's not enough, call me, go, remember to call Qian Min to accompany you, don't run out alone." ”
"Yes, I see. Lu Xiaobu ran out with a smoke.
Qian Min is his neighbor, a budding little beauty, and he is a childhood sweetheart, because the family is not worried that Lu Xiaobu will go out alone, and they are not suitable to follow, so they have always asked Qian Min to accompany him out.
And if he wasn't called Qianmin, his family would never let him go out.
"If Xiaobu can take down Simin, I will die blindly. ”
Father Lu looked at Lu Xiaobu's back and said with a hint of expectation.
"He?......" Lu Hongbin and Lu Wenhuo glanced at each other and sighed at the same time, obviously they both felt that it was impossible.
......
"Simin. Lu Xiaobu came to the next door to a villa as luxurious as his family and knocked on the door.
The door was opened, and a beautiful woman with a pretty face stood at the door and pinched her waist and said, "Lu Xiaobu, you want to be a loser again, aren't you?"
"Tut-tut, what a water hibiscus, even if it looks angry, it's so beautiful. Lu Xiaobu let out a sigh of admiration.
He is not flattering, but telling the truth, the woman in front of him, her complexion is as white as fat, her skin is as bright as snow, she is wearing a white one-piece short skirt at home, revealing a pair of white jade-like calves, long hair shawl, white skirt, although her pretty face is slight, she is even more beautiful, and she cannot be forced to look.
He suddenly felt dazzling, like a dream, and his heart was pounding and beating wildly.
"When did you kid become so sweet-mouthed?" Wu Qianmin was as white as Lu Xiaobu, but she was still very useful and accepted Lu Xiaobu's praise: "This girl goes out with you every Sunday, and I don't have time to watch TV dramas, so you should praise me." I'll go change and wait for me. ”
Although she grew up with Lu Xiaobu, she didn't have half of the love for Lu Xiaobu.
Even as his loser became more and more powerful and outrageous, she began to hate Lu Xiaobu more and more.
So she accompanied Lu Xiaobu just to go out, and it was just out of kindness and affection.
It used to be fine, but as the two of them grow up, they will definitely let others point fingers when they are always together - what kind of money worshippers, greedy vanity, shamelessness for money, etc. are all daily meals, and there are even more ugly things to hear, she is embarrassed to say.
So she decided that today would be the last time, and she would confess to this loser at night.
She contacted the moving company.
"Where are you going today?" Wu Qianmin, who had changed her clothes and put on her sunglasses, walked out and pouted and said.
"Loser, go to loser!" Lu Xiaobu shouted excitedly twice-Towering Tree, I'm here.
"Okay, it's not a shame. Hurry up. ”
Wu Qianmin hurriedly pulled Lu Xiaobu, who almost jumped up, and walked out.
She had already seen that the eyes of the people around her were already full of disdain, and she was probably about to start scolding.
And this scene strengthened her determination to stay away from this proud loser who was not ashamed.
"Where are you going to lose?"
Lu Xiaobu took out his mobile phone and prepared to look at the map to find bars, casinos and other holy places for losers......
Outcome.
Lu Xiaobu looked at the key-button mobile phone in his hand, which was similar to an old man's machine: "Made, is it a shame for a loser to use this kind of mobile phone?"
Wu Qianmin rolled her eyes: "Your mobile phone is an angel brand mobile phone worth 8888, and it's embarrassing?"
"It's still 8888 for this phone?" Lu Xiaobu pursed his lips and threw his backhand into the sewer next to him.
"Loser, I ......"
Wu Qianmin almost scolded.
She didn't expect the mobile phone worth 8888 to be thrown away like this?
You must know that even a damaged Angel brand mobile phone can sell for more than 4,000!
In the end, she stomped her feet and chose not to speak to keep up with Lu Xiaobu - anyway, it's the last day, don't get angry, don't get angry......
After they left, a person saw the mobile phone in the ditch, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly went to salvage: "Isn't it, the angel brand mobile phone worth 8888 has been sent!"
As a result, when the people around heard this, they all ran over and shot them.
"Mine, mine. ”
"This is mine. ”
"I saw it first. ”
“......”