Seventy-five Uncle Cheng Xian

Tomorrow my uncle is leaving, today I will give my uncle another vigil, hearing the sorrow of relatives, my heart is really not a taste, but my heart is faintly painful, I really can't cry now, even crying out is not crying, like a donkey barking, like a wolf howling, but it is better not to cry, I feel that my throat is really painful. I know that there is a heart not in the voice, there is sadness in the face, I remember it in my heart, if my uncle has a spirit in the sky, he will definitely know my current heart.

I invited the best drama team in the XD area, my uncle has loved to listen to all kinds of big dramas since he was a child, what "Lingtang Strategy", what "Roll Xitong", what "Master Qiao on the sedan chair"...... These are all reserved programs, although he is dead and can't hear it, but I just want him to listen to it, that is, I want him to taste these big plays, these plays can be peaceful when the dead listen to them, and the living can be educated after listening to them.

When I was a child, I often listened to my uncle tell me about dramas, all kinds of big plays, all kinds of characters, more storylines, more love and hate, some stories under his explanation, told me in my heart is extraordinarily clear, I received these enlightenment education played a great role, so, I have liked it since I was a child, and I know many things in the world.

My yard is full of wreaths, my uncle's Lingxiao is placed with a golden boy and a jade girl, the tall wild cranes are placed on both sides of the mourning hall, guiding my uncle to the direction of heaven, the photo of my uncle in front of the hall is in the middle, my uncle's portrait is kind and dignified, the tablet is written with my uncle's name, high incense is inserted on the incense burner, and the green smoke drifts to the sky, and what modern household appliances and equipment include color TVs, speakers, refrigerators, air conditioners, etc., especially need to be explained that the TV I make is straight, and the refrigerator I make is super large and luxurious, I also made a high-end car for my uncle, which is with four circles, and it is worth mentioning that I made a lot of bookcases, which have his favorite "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin" and his favorite "Dream of Red Mansions" and "Water Margin...... Now that officialdom is in vogue of thick black learning, I bought him a copy of "Thick Black Learning" and asked him to study the knowledge of officialdom, so that he could go to heaven and tell the story of the world to the Jade Emperor Lao'er.

I also prepared a book for him called "The Appearance of Officialdom", in order to let him know the truth of the world, not to look at the problem with white eyes, but to look at the problem from a black point of view, he is not proficient in the avenue of the world, let him figure it out in hell, save himself from falling into such a fate again, this is my original intention. I will prepare all these things, let my uncle live a real life, don't suffer from that suffering anymore, don't be a person under that person, and no longer marry such a vicious mother-in-law Wang Yulian, I hope that my uncle can become a god in the sky.

The specific things for tomorrow, such as carrying materials, holding wreaths, and pulling spirits, are all arranged by the village chief. Everything is ready, only tomorrow's east wind is owed.

The clouds in the east have turned red, the sun is gradually breaking through the clouds, and a new day has begun.

According to the rules of the countryside, under the guidance of the shaman, I did all kinds of things. My legs were already sore, I took the statue of my uncle, and walked to the east of the village, where there was a sacrificial table, on which were incense burners and offerings, and those gongs and drums were playing mourning music, which seemed to be calling the soul to my uncle, and it seemed to be a ten-mile long pavilion to bid farewell to relatives and friends, this ancient ritual was the tradition of that place.

Today's weather is slightly windy, and the people who come to say goodbye to my uncle can be described in thousands of ways, in this small mountain village, there are no more people to put down, and all the vehicles have lined up in a long line. Wreaths were placed all over the street, and it was an exaggeration to say that it was a street, and that there was a street in the countryside, and that it was appropriate to say that it was a place where the wind was turning, but I was expressing a deep feeling, and I was writing this large-scale reputation according to the thoughts of the public.

The most surprising place is about to happen, that Director Wang brought his daughter Wang Aiying to my uncle's soul, the village chief and the branch secretary of the village knew about it, and they took me more seriously, only to see the two of them burn three pillars of high incense and kowtow three heads, which is considered to be the excess of the dead soul. I hurriedly walked to his old man's house, held his hand tightly and was already crying, at this time the tears did not know where to come from, he comforted me and said that people cannot be resurrected after death, please take care of me here.

He gave me a gift of thousands of dollars, and ordered me a song called "If the Wine Sells Dry", I know that this song reflects my situation, the beautiful music sounded, and the female singer - Su Rui sang repeatedly, sprinkling dry and selling nothing...... After the song was finished, they said that there was something else to do, and they hurriedly said goodbye to me.

Looking at the figure of their father and daughter, disappearing in the path leading to the outside of the village, my heart is very excited, there are countless unexpecteds in life, and there are many accidents happening, for this impossible thing, I am re-tasting the beautiful life.

The king of splashing skins, Li Gang, came, his team was huge, he sold a lot of wreaths, and people said who was this person? The farmer A told them behind his back, and the people in the village were surprised, knowing that my weight was really not small, and they also knew my social background.

The burial time set by Yin and Yang is 1:58 p.m., which has already been arranged for everyone before, so we are waiting for the time to come and execute it immediately. At the moment, the time is all relatives and friends ordering plays, and the reputation of xxx comes from time to time in the music, and the high-power horn vibrates, making it impossible to distinguish the sound of people talking, the big pot of rice has already been prepared, and the village chief conveys the following through the microphone.

The village chief laid out the following orders, the content of one, two, and three is to do their own thing, the first of which is to eat, people have picked up their rice bowls, go to the front of the big stove to eat noodles, and the rest of the things are to do their own thing.

Finally to the time to pull the tomb, the clouds in the sky suddenly darkened, a moment of hard work on the rain to moderate to heavy, I know that this is my uncle touched the spirit of heaven, but also know that God is crying for my uncle, tears have fallen, the wind blows the willow leaves rustling, thunder also come to pay tribute to my uncle, all the factors are manifested here, according to superstition, such a way of seeing off in the countryside is particularly grand, such weather is a symbol of the descendants of Fuyin.

The filial sons used a big rope in front of the coffin, the filial sons wore white filial piety clothes, I was a little different from other people, I wore linen with filial piety, the white hat was towering, I was on the wicker branch, I knelt in front of the elm, and the other personnel pulled a thick spiritual rope in order of seniority.

My uncle's population is small in this life, but my family is also among them, I am the first in the front, the back is the eldest uncle's family, the children of the third uncle's family, and the aunts and cousins of the family in turn. In this way, I sent my uncle out of the village and buried him in the grave, filled in the last pile of soil, and said, "Uncle! You will be buried in the earth! May you enjoy eternal peace in the world of bliss. ”

Saying goodbye to my uncle and returning home, I felt very empty in my heart, and there were still many things to do, but I was really tired, thanks to the thoughtfulness of the village chief for me, and all kinds of relationships have been mediated, omitting many things about me. However, what cannot be omitted is still in my heart, and the resentment and grievances accumulated in the past few days, because I have no direct evidence, I can't do anything to my aunt now. However, she was still asked a few whys? She really couldn't answer my question, why didn't she take her uncle to the hospital? Why don't you give me a call? Why did it take two days after my death to report it to me? All kinds of questions are like bombs, still to my hateful aunt Wang Yulian, she replied that these things are simply bull's head and wrong horse's mouth, she uses the way of avoiding the important and light, it is simply full of loopholes, seeing her performance is very unreliable, I endured these things and did not come out.

In the evening, I prepared two tables to thank the village chief and the brothers who had helped me. I poured everyone full of wine, raised my glass, and said, "Thank you for your help and hard work." "The first glass of wine was gone.

Then pour the second glass of wine, I have to explain the rest of the things, this funeral received a total of more than 200,000 gifts, funeral expenses opened more than 50,000, the rest of me don't want all, I am ready to add some money, to the village to build that bad road, and call on everyone to raise funds to build a bridge, it can be regarded as a person's good deeds.

I also thought about giving everyone in the village some white noodles or something, but the result of this will not be very good, people will say that I am poor and have a bad reputation for doing good deeds.

This idea was inspired by the slogan "If you want to build a rich road" written on the back wall of the village primary school, I thought: helping people can only help for a while, not for a lifetime, after the noodles are eaten, the stomach will be hungry again, the bridge is built, it will communicate from the hill to the city, and transport the village's native products in exchange for a lot of money, so it is a correct choice.

When everyone heard what I said, they all said it was very good, but my aunt quit, and she said, "Why! The money should be hers and should be at her disposal. ”

As soon as I heard her bastard's words, I became angry, I slapped the table, my eyes widened, and I asked her, "Which salute is for you?" You go and ask the people in the village, which one is right for you? If you ask if the gift is for you, I will give you as much as I want? Besides, what is your reputation in Murakami? My uncle gave you a lot of money, not only more than 200,000 yuan, you should have it in your heart, people's hearts are not enough to swallow elephants, you pat your conscience, your uncle who is worthy of me, you don't save you when you see death, your heart is like a snake and scorpion, you are morally corrupt, you commit adultery with men, people say: You will be punished for the bad things you have done, you just wait for God to repay you. ”

I said such a thing, and my aunt was dizzy, she did something bad herself, after all, the tone of the voice was not hard, and the people in the village also asked about her aunt, so she stopped talking, she said stupidly: "I only said that it should be, and I didn't force it?" ”

I heard her say this and also knew each other, I filled the third glass of wine, and then asked her about the future, how do you plan to spend the rest of your life, she said without thinking that she would remarry, I said, "Okay! You take all your stuff and just leave me with that shabby house. ”

She said, "Okay."

After everyone drank for a while, the funeral was over, and I rushed back to my home overnight......