When Zhou Jie returned to Cuizhu Village with the big truck, Zhou Haibao's matter was already well-known.

"Zhou Jie, your contractor is good enough, he hid in the thatch in broad daylight to other people's wives, but he was caught by his mother-in-law, hahaha......" Yang Huoshan put his arm on Zhou Jie's shoulder and laughed.

"Ah, what's going on? Isn't Uncle Haibao in charge of the scales here, why did he go to the mountains? Zhou Jie scratched his head and asked.

"Zhou Jie, don't you know, I was in charge of the scales in the afternoon, and I went with him to get a woman." Yang Huoshan put on a cigarette and said angrily.

"Brother Volcano, you are too bad, you must have made some bad idea......" Zhou Jie didn't believe that Zhou Haibao left for no reason, and he would be caught so coincidentally, it must have been Yang Huo's fire.

"Zhou Jie, don't talk nonsense about this, I didn't do anything...... "After speaking, he squatted down and laughed "hey, hey, hey".

"Hey, Zhou Jie, if you don't go and take a look, you're still making trouble on the mountain."

"Look at what you're doing." Zhou Jie handed over a large bag brought back to Yang Huoshan, which was full of money. "Show me the bag, I'll persuade ......" Zhou Jie shook his head and ran towards the mountain.

"Zhou Jie, your aunt's life is so bitter......" Seeing Zhou Jie coming over, Xie Yinhua didn't chase after him, so he simply sat on the ground and beat his chest, snot and tears, and died unjustly.

"Uncle Haibao, this is your mistake, hurry up and coax your aunt."

At this time, Zhou Haibao also secretly put on his clothes and pants, and Sun Yanhua had long since disappeared. After listening to Zhou Jie's words, Zhou Haibao knew that Zhou Jie was creating an opportunity for himself, and hurriedly came to Xie Yinhua.

"Yinhua, I can't help you, don't blame me, it's all because this thing can't be controlled, if you say something, I'll chop it up immediately." Zhou Haibao was looking for something like a knife.

"Take this chop and show it to the old lady......" I don't know where Xie Yinhua found a sickle.

Which aunt may have brought it to cut the thatch, seeing this sickle, Zhou Haibao hated the woman with the sickle, you said digging bamboo shoots, what did she do with this thing.

Seeing the rusty sickle, even Zhou Jie was trembling.

You said that Zhou Haibao is so good that he can't die, but why do you chop that thing, that thing is so easy to chop?

Zhou Haibao wanted to say a little more poisonous to show his sincerity, but he didn't think that Xie Yinhua really had a sickle in his hand, looking at the iron sickle in Xie Yinhua's hand with rust and flashing cold light, his whole body trembled, and the things that had already shriveled up even more shrank underneath, and he almost hid in his stomach.

Belch......

Zhou Haibao was speechless by the sickle in Xie Yinhua's hand, but Xie Yinhua refused to take back the sickle, and stared at Zhou Haibao's crotch.

"Chop, it's a man chopping it for the old lady to see."

Damn, chop her to see, if she really chops it, she's still a fart man.

"Zhou Jie......" Zhou Haibao looked up at Zhou Jie pitifully, waiting for him to come to his rescue.

The men and women on the lookers all turned their heads or covered their mouths and laughed in such an atmosphere, they had long forgotten about digging more bamboo shoots, Zhou Jie couldn't help but want to laugh, and his mouth twitched violently without laughing.

"Uncle Haibao, then, let's chop it......"

Zhou Jie's words were beyond everyone's expectations, he didn't persuade him, and he added fuel to the fire and wanted to chop it, isn't this harmful? Everyone looked at Zhou Jie, even Xie Yinhua looked at Zhou Jie with the same question.

"Chop, chop, since you can't control it, why do you want it......" Zhou Jie not only said that she was going to do it, but bent down and directly snatched the sickle in Xie Yinhua's hand, and pressed Zhou Haibao to take off his pants.

This move frightened Zhou Haibao and forgot to resist for a while. This Zhou Jie, Lao Tzu didn't offend him, and helped him get the bamboo shoots properly, is it because of the laxative thing, this kid blames himself and holds a grudge?

When only one pair of pants remained, Zhou Haibao reacted.

"Zhou Jie, you are nervous, you ungrateful guy, not to mention that Lao Tzu took care of you when you were a child, and you didn't lose anything when you grew up, you want Lao Tzu's life......" Zhou Haibao roared while rolling in the thatched pile, dodging the sickle that Zhou Jie cut off at any time.

"This can't be done, Zhou Jie grew up eating Aunt Yinhua's milk when she was a child, and she said that if she wants to chop, she must chop."

"Honeysuckle...... Yinhua...... "Zhou Haibao is old and fat, and he is not Zhou Jie's opponent after all, so he was quickly controlled, so he had to shout loudly for her wife to help."

Xie Yinhua was stunned, this Zhou Jie was really stunned, she just said that, this kid is really going to do it.

Everyone said that Zhou Jie didn't read and was stunned, but today he really saw it. Seeing that Zhou Jie was really going to make a move, Xie Yinhua was also frightened, just now she was angry, if she really chopped off that turtle bastard, then what will she eat in the next life?

"Uh...... Zhou Jie ......" Xie Yinhua hurriedly shouted.

"What's wrong? Auntie ...... "I'm waiting for Xie Yinhua to speak out, if she doesn't make a sound, she won't be able to perform, it seems that it's still good to be stupid and stunned at critical moments."

"Scythe to Auntie."

"Okay, Auntie has to do it herself, right?" Zhou Jie handed her the sickle, but his hand still held Zhou Haibao down, waiting for Xie Yinhua to make a move.

"Zhou, Zhou Jie, aunt go back, go back and deal with him again......"

As soon as he heard this, Zhou Haibao hurriedly jumped up and pointed at Zhou Jie. "Yes, yes, housework, don't interfere with your outsider, go, daughter-in-law, let's go home and do ......" Zhou Haibao finally put his mind at ease.

"Go home...... Xie Yinhua had to find some face, no, according to Zhou Haibao's buttocks, Zhou Haibao hurriedly smiled and left.

Looking at the two couples walking down the mountain one after the other, the people digging bamboo shoots on the mountain laughed again.

In fact, no one is a fool, Zhou Jie's bitter trick performance is not clever, everyone can see it.

Xie Yinhua also knew about Zhou Jie's performance, but at that time, it was because it was related to the happiness of the rest of her life, and she was in a hurry and fell into the plan, and she immediately thought about it as soon as she walked back.

"Don't think that Zhou Jie is helping you, I can't see it, don't give the old lady a hippie smile, it's good to have you ...... back" As he spoke, he kicked Zhou Haibao's ass again.

"Daughter-in-law, don't kick it, it's really useless to kick it again." Zhou Haibao's heart is also like a mirror, a difficulty turned invisible under Zhou Jie's performance, and he can't help but applaud Zhou Jie's performance in his heart.

This kid, when did he learn to be so treacherous, he almost deceived Lao Tzu, and he was really scared to the point of breaking out in a cold sweat at that time.

"Say, is that big ass woman better or me?"

Xie Yinhua walked over and twisted Zhou Haibao's ears, and Zhou Haibao's fat body was almost lifted, so that he could only walk on tiptoe. In fact, Xie Yinhua's ass is also big enough, but it still looks a little small compared to Sun Yanhua's giant butt like a grinding disc.

"Hello, hello, of course it's you, that girl is half as good as you." Zhou Haibao grinned painfully and begged loudly.

"Then you're still with her."

"Just try it, it's not really rare for her."

"I can't try it, goodbye you with her, make sure you chop up that thing."

"Yes, yes, listen to your daughter-in-law, make sure you don't have anything with her." Zhou Haibao replied like this, but in his heart, he was thinking that if he didn't do it with her, he could do it with other girls, haha.

Carrying his ears, he quickly reached the foot of the mountain after a lecture.

"Daughter-in-law, let it go, you see someone on the road, what else do you do when you see me, the village chief?" Zhou Haibao is very afraid of his wife, but he loves face very much, although he knows that he has already lost his face today, he still wants to reduce his losses.

"You can also engage in such a woman, and you also want to save face, it's really a shame that your appetite is good enough." Having said that, but he had already learned a lesson, Xie Yinhua's anger also decreased, and he let go of Zhou Haibao as soon as he let go.

As soon as he let go of this slam, Zhou Haibao almost rushed down the mountain directly, but fortunately he was pulled by Xie Yinhua again before he stopped, it seems that although both of them steal people, the little affection between the husband and wife is still there.

"Yinhua, you go back first, I have to get it here."

Zhou Haibao spoke loudly and walked towards the loading side. knew that Zhou Jie was helping him, and he would definitely have to do it.

There is a reason for speaking so loudly, that is, to tell the few people on the road that he was arrested by his wife? If you don't have anything, you can still talk to your wife loudly.

"Uncle Haibao, are you alright?" Seeing that Zhou Haibao came over as if nothing was right, Yang Huoshan hurriedly walked over and asked.

Looking back at Xie Yinhua, who had already walked away, Zhou Haibao said, "What's the matter, ah?" What man doesn't steal a woman to play with, what a big deal, woman, let her go home and wait, she has to go home and wait......" As he spoke, he lit a cigarette.

"Uncle Haibao, you're still tall." Yang Huoshan gave a thumbs up in front of Zhou Haibao.

"That's, who are we, we are the village chief, we are officials, do you understand, this is the rule of officialdom, and you don't understand it."

Throwing off Yang Huoshan's arm and walking to the scale, he shouted: "Who is this bamboo shoot, go to the scale......" With a cigarette in his mouth, he was very spectrum.

Because of Zhou Haibao and Xie Yinhua's incident, a lot of time was delayed, and it was already night when the two cars were filled with bamboo shoots, but Zhou Jie still had to go to the city with the car.

"Brother Volcano, you can take the money in the bag for two thousand yuan."

"What's the matter, why do you give me so much money?"

"Didn't you take a few hundred yuan from your salary last time in the brick factory?"

"Then it doesn't take so much, huh?"

"Our brother, don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up, I'll go to the city."

"Hehe, that's good, I don't know how many girls I can find again."

"You can hand over the rest of the money to ...... for me," he was about to say, but stopped again.