Section 109 Appeal for Disaster Relief
"The effect is beautiful, this is still the original film, and I didn't let Miss Du do the special effects. Let me tell you, this special effect, this picture, is more shocking than Roland Emmerich's "2012". Wu Chenxuan commented heartlessly on the recorded film film.
"Damn, what kind of Fukuoka can't become a dead city now? Hey, have you read the newspapers, little Japan said that more than 7,500 people died directly. "Leda Dongjia also belongs to the lord who doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, he didn't go to the scene anyway, otherwise it's hard to say whether the fried chicken fillet in his hand can be eaten. However, there are exceptions. For example, a teaching assistant in a medical school I know who gave an anatomy class to a junior freshman, pushed the corpse that was cut to the stomach overflowing into the cold storage, took off the gloves and took out the donkey meat from the microwave oven and gnawed it so that it was called a fragrant smell, but it was often a few big guys who had just endured it in class and didn't vomit when they saw this scene, and they vomited so much that it was called a river and a sea, but this also did not affect the appetite of this goods. "Hey, I don't look like a living person. , why did you die so many people? ”
"Yes, we have a village of 1,000 people here, this little Japan makes a lot of noise all day long, how can it burn a county and only die thousands? Don't be embarrassed by all the ashes. Boss Meng asked Second Brother Miao with a cute face.
"No, didn't Brother Wu say it. Little Japan can leave a mark on the ground even if it turns into gas, isn't it easy to count? It must be that the officials of Little Japan are also deceiving their superiors and subordinates, and they have underreported the figures. Do you think, if you report less death, you can report more injuries, and then the Japanese court will allocate more relief according to the capitation of the living? Wouldn't it be the only way to take advantage of the opportunity to get rich by dividing these officials privately, and then reporting those false heads to be seriously injured and dead without proof. "I can't see that the second brother Miao, who is not deceived in business, is really a good billet for corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and it is indeed condescending to let him operate some grain and oil deep processing, which will be the chairman of COFCO in the future, and it is unknown whether he will be able to be the richest man in the world.
"That makes sense, but you can't let your subordinates learn and corrupt the foundation of our Chamber of Commerce." Boss Meng reminded.
"Brother Meng, rest assured, the younger brother is naturally provincial. Besides, the shopkeepers and street runners under their hands all have stocks, and they monitor each other, report heavy rewards, and conceal the same crime, just this kind of trick is not eye-catching at all, and no one will be stupid enough to rely on this for personal gain. That's why I said that Brother Wu replaced the accounts and treasury of various state capitals with the own tricks of our Chamber of Commerce, and also donated his background to the guys, which is really a clever move. If they weren't under the control of the Chamber of Commerce, these guys would have to be put in power in the household departments of the Qing Dynasty and the local feudal treasury, and they would have to be pants in less than three years. Hahaha. In addition to being in charge of the finance and internal affairs of the Chamber of Commerce, Second Brother Miao is also the head of the account room in the Chamber of Commerce. KPMG, PwC, DTT, Deloitte, and E&Y Ernst & Young have cultivated accounting ideas that these governors and yamen who can't even figure out the purchase, sales, and inventory can understand. Speaking of which, I have to thank the previous governor Yuan Datou, he gave the tax package policy by the Chamber of Commerce to use the superb, the current master under the hands of the end of the hand even can't understand the accounts of the local treasury, you know that the spring and autumn taxes are abundant, the farts of the chicken increase according to the rate of 7%, since the year down the weight of the eunuch bag has caught up with the use of the "April fat" hormone pigs, what else needs to be more serious? Even Duanfang has been rewarded by Lafayette with a one-eyed flower feather and a number of royal utensils, and was hand-picked by the holy decree as "full of Mongolian officials, cadres of the country", fame and fortune are still alive and easy, Duanfang's only thought now is to be able to rely on the expiration of his term, with a huge amount of family wealth and all the way back to Beijing to find a Rongxian idle seat to retire, by the way to his two sons to earn enough blessings. Now the excerpt handed out by the governor's yamen is almost a copy of the political envoy's signature room, which is nothing more than a change of name and language. Now in the mouths of the people of the DPRK and the Central People's Republic, the Shandong territory is like a paradise fairyland, the Manchu and Han Dynasty are working together, the spring and autumn taxes are abundant, the people are in turmoil and bandits, the floods and droughts never stretch out their hands, and the food and salary are self-reliant.
Without further ado, let's talk about the story that is happening in the Chamber of Commerce building. Several permanent directors of the Hachiman fire aerial film to observe, everyone has expressed their opinions, expressed sympathy and condolences to the Japanese people suffered by the natural disaster, and finally the chairman of the board of directors Wu Chenxuan concluded that this is a rare disaster film material, very true record of how the hard-working Japanese people are united, united in the fight with the fire demon, although the final outcome is just to hold the salary to fight the fire, but this kind of death, The indomitable national spirit is still worth advocating! In addition, this documentary exposes very well the Japanese government's deception of the government and the opposition, the fooling of public opinion, and the vain attempt to cover up the heavy losses caused by the fire, and the rejection of the loving kindness of friendly people in the international community under the guise of hypocritical national self-esteem, which is very irrational and extremely wrong, and once again proves to the world the anti-human nature of the Japanese government. However, as a business elite organization of the Celestial Empire, the Shandong Chamber of Commerce shoulders the duty of helping the poor and helping the needy, and in order to express the friendship of the Chinese people to the Japanese people who are clothed with water, and in the spirit of humanitarianism, it decided to send medical detachments and disaster relief detachments to the disaster relief site of the Yawata Fire (in fact, it can already be called the Fukuoka Fire) to carry out rescue, and is willing to accept the affected people and the lightly and seriously injured to Shandong for treatment within the scope of its ability.
Finally, in the puzzled and dissatisfied eyes of several big brothers, Wu Chenxuan proudly announced that the decision to assist Japan in disaster relief would be telegraphed in the name of the Shandong Chamber of Commerce and the Wuyi New Army to the Japanese government, embassies and consulates in China, and commercial organizations, and personnel from the medical branch of the Standard Chemical Industry and the Wuyi New Army will be transferred from the Chamber of Commerce to fund and raise materials and equipment, and charter a German merchant ship from Qingdao to go to Japan for disaster relief immediately.
"No matter how arrogant and ignorant the Japanese government is, I always believe that the Japanese people are innocent, and we cannot impose the guilt of the Sino-Japanese conflict on the innocent ordinary Japanese people. The Japanese people need us, the victims of the disaster in Japan need us, and the compassionate and loving people all over the world are looking at us, and the Shandong Chamber of Commerce should take on the important task of saving the dead and helping the wounded, helping the poor and helping the needy, and establish a glorious image for the Chinese people and the national business community, which will be a page full of humane care and humanitarian spirit in the history of the Shandong Chamber of Commerce. Wu Chenxuan finally stood in front of the desk with his left hand behind his back, and his right hand at a 45-degree angle to the sky, with the atmosphere of a great man, and ended his concluding speech.
"It's really good to break it." Several elder brothers applauded and expressed their admiration, "If you can say that the scourge is so righteous and awe-inspiring, it is the right choice to choose you as the chairman." "Boss Meng Luochuan was very proud of his original move to promote Wu Chenxuan, with a Bole expression." I'll just say that this kid is sanctimonious on the surface, but he is sinister and vicious, and he is definitely a guy who is suitable to be the president, at least we don't have to beware of his calculations behind his back as his members. ”
"Well, I'd rather be stolen by a thief than let a thief worry about it." Second Brother Miao also felt the same way, only the Leda owner was stunned by Wu Chenxuan's impassioned lines, and he hadn't woken up yet.
"What's the matter, a fire burned the little devil, and we have to pay for someone to treat it, and we are all the third grandsons of the little devil."
"Lao Le, don't be impatient, wait for our Wu bad maggots, ah no, it's Chairman Wu who gives our brother a few truths, what kind of calculation is this rescue team and medical team."
"I have to say that Boss Meng understands my brother and me, and knows that I am the master who is unprofitable and can't afford to be early." Where is the hippie smiling Wu Chenxuan who still has the righteousness just now, he looks like a little ruffian, which makes people hate the root of his teeth, seeing that several old brothers are about to roll up their sleeves and serve again, Wu Chenxuan hurriedly softened: "Don't price, don't price, I can't take it, old buddy." There are several main purposes for me to send people to Japan" Wu Chenxuan began to count with his fingers, "The first one, we haven't used this thermite burning * bomb before, and all the ones that have just come out of the pot are waiting for the little devils, can't this be done on the spot to inspect the damage effect?" The province came back and took the scourge of pigs and sheep, after all, although pigs and sheep are animals, they are all living beings, and they are no wonder they can't bear it. Second, our standard medicine has some new drugs to be marketed for burns and wounds and anti-infection, and this large-scale clinical trial also has to find an opportunity, which is not just the Japanese unlucky to catch up with such a fire, who let us eat fast and chant the Buddha's heart, whether it is good or not, let all their wounded try, if the effect is good, the Japanese who go to disaster relief and foreigners from other countries will also witness the curative effect, and they can save a lot of advertising costs. ”
"You still eat fasting and chant Buddha, and you are still kind and kind, if you believe in Buddha, if you come to the Buddha, you will have to make you disgusted and return to the world." Le Dadong's disdainful interjection was slapped on the head by Boss Meng, "Don't interject, listen." Brother Wu continued, these are only two. ”
"It's still Brother Meng who understands the younger brother, third, do you think that as soon as our article spreads in the circle of foreign businessmen and diplomats, then the reputation of our Chamber of Commerce will not be able to bargain, and this opportunity to make a reputation in the international community can be seized, so that others will not be able to come out with such a good effect if they preempt it." And our products are now difficult to stand in Japan, take the opportunity of assistance, the Chamber of Commerce's products into the Japanese market, as long as the brand is erected, with our product quality and price, not afraid of competing with European and American products, their bare boat fee is higher than the boss of a piece, relying on the price of European goods, we can dominate many of Japan's low value-added product market, relying on quality to play the brand, we also have the capital to fight with Europe and the United States on high-end products, why not. Fourth, don't we still have a group of Japanese instructors? If they want to know that our chamber of commerce cares so much about the victims of the disaster in Japan, then they will not be moved to do their best, and then die. Besides, we might be able to recruit a few Japanese instructors to come back and help us train new soldiers. You don't believe it? Let me tell you that you are a layman, little Japan is actually very simple-minded and easy to become passionate, maybe there are half-young officers who can carry forward the spirit of internationalism and come to China to dedicate their youth. Fifth, the Xingya Association of Little Japan will definitely be able to link this fire with the private harm they did a month ago, but they definitely have no evidence, just like we have evidence and no place to sue them, in order to save their bodies and suffocate their bodies, I told them with practical actions, the fire, I really didn't set it out, look at who's family set the fire and rushed to catch money and manpower to help rescue, doesn't this logic make sense at all? After speaking, Wu Chenxuan spread his hands, looking very honest and honest, and asked the brothers to raise their middle fingers together to salute him.
"Hey, the little devil is a bit of a mess." After listening to Brother Wu's analysis, Le Jingyu sighed and said, "Sure enough, it's a hooligan who understands culture, it's really terrifying." It is estimated that even if the little devil is killed by you this time, his family's spirit banner will have to buy your family's white cloth. The little devils have poured blood mold for eight lifetimes when they meet you, so die early and live early! Amen. ”