One acre of bamboo forest, three acres of peach blossoms.

A small bridge and a few fences.

This is the hermitage of Zhang Yang, but it is definitely not so high, and it is not very elegant, after all, he has never appreciated it.

But sometimes it has to be admitted that the right procedure is something that a woman can never bypass.

married Qu Yan as a concubine, and this place was where she wanted to live by name.

"I don't want to compete for the long and short, I just can't bear to let such a good house be empty, there are people living here, this is wild fun, no one lives, this place will become a strange house. ”

Qu Yan said that it was high-sounding.

Zhang Yang laughed and looked at Qu Yan, who was already dressed up extraordinarily, "On the big day, I can make an exception for you to ask three questions, no restrictions, ask casually, as long as I know, I will definitely answer you." ”

"A gentleman's word?" Qu Yan was slightly puzzled.

"I have a nickname, just Junzi Yang, ask, ask, otherwise I always feel that you are not sure. Zhang Yang smiled heartily, he today, no, he has always been so optimistic, sunny and handsome, upright and majestic, above board, and never disdainful of playing tricks.

Qu Yan looked at Zhang Yang seriously for a while, thought about it and said, "Okay, first question, I want to know if you have broken the bones of the little master of the Heavenly Dao?"

"Poof! What?"

Zhang Yang almost bit off his tongue, almost thought that his ears had turned into a nose, what the hell is this? Hey, this is ruining the good reputation of my gentleman Yang Righteous Zhang Chilled Watermelon.

"Who said that?, isn't that bastard Mu Shaoan spreading bad things about me outside!"

Zhang Yang is really angry!

Qu Yan watched his performance dumbfounded, and it took a long time before he laughed wantonly, and his tears were about to burst into laughter.

"No, it's Tao Yao, to be more precise, it's all of us who are guessing where the little master of the Heavenly Dao went? She did a good job of the Heavenly Dao, but you seized power without warning, and disappeared without warning, the details in this are outrageous, Tao Yao also checked it with the eye of heaven, and found nothing, so we finally came to the unanimous conclusion that she angered you and was crushed by you!"

Zhang Yang almost felt like his head was going to explode, this group of people, what are these damn guys thinking?

"So in fact, are you here to solve the case or to take revenge? If I really did that?" Zhang Yang asked suspiciously.

"Of course it's revenge, good and evil don't stand together!" Qu Yan continued to laugh, and then she breathed a sigh of relief, "You always think that Tiandao Xiaoniang was raised by yourself, but you don't know that Tao Yao and I have put more effort into this, so if you really do that, I will really turn my face with you!"

Zhang Yang rolled his eyes, he didn't have the strength to complain, and finally sighed, "I didn't mean to deliberately take away her power, but because of an unknown and powerful enemy, our heaven and earth can no longer adopt the Heavenly Dao management mode, which will make us fall into a very passive situation." ”

"As for Tiandao Little Lady now, I sent her and a few children to the fifth sequence, after all, you have to understand that they will be safer in the fifth sequence. And I myself have left a doppelganger to accompany her, although this is a bit cruel, but it is not as evil as you think, do I look so dark and terrifying? and this Taoyao, I think she should face the wall for another 10,000 years!"

Qu Yan tugged at the sleeves of her flamboyant shirt and said slightly apologetically: "Okay, revenge or something is all to tease you, but your previous image did put too much pressure on Tao Yao, maybe because she liked gossip too much, so she was a thief, in short, how many jokes she used to ruin, and now how afraid she is of you, when she comes back from this war, she said that she has nightmares." ”

"Well, it's okay to take your time, now you can ask a second question. Zhang Yang smiled secretly in his heart, this was purely because of the benefits he brought from his promotion to the grasshopper leg ancient god.

Can the ancient god be told jokes casually? Don't think that he doesn't know that the name of the laughing terrier master was called from Tao Yao.

"I am really allowed to ask three questions, in fact, I just want to ask the whereabouts of the little master of the Heavenly Dao, as long as I know that everything is okay with her, I will rest assured, and the rest, if you want to tell me, you can say it, if you don't want to tell me, I am not interested in knowing." ”

Qu Yan was obviously much happier.

"That's not good, I said three questions on three, after this village, there will be no such shop, don't complain in the future." After all, he has too many secrets hidden, even if he has been carefully covering them up, but a smart person like Qu Yan can also see the clues, if Qu Yan is just the identity of a disciple, but no matter from the perspective of enveloping, or from the perspective of ability, or from the angle of blossoming, he has to let go of some secrets.

Well, the so-called husband and wife are of the same heart, even if they can't be the same, they must be the same.

Qu Yan raised his head again, carefully observed Zhang Yang's expression, and then smiled.

"Well, since you're so sincere, I really have two questions that I've been curious about. This first one is that you really believe in your little cousin Mu Shao'an, I feel that if the two of you don't intrigue and calculate with each other, you won't get along well. ”

Zhang Yang pursed his lips, this question was indeed as he expected, but it was indeed the most concerned issue for Qu Yan.

"He's so proud, not the kind of pride that comes from the food that comes to him, so you know, if I put anything to his mouth, believe it or not he's going to starve himself to death. ”

"Proud, I feel like he's more like a scoundrel!" Qu Yan was surprised.

"So you don't understand at all, for the two of us, the first thing is that we have to guard against each other, that is, we can't fully believe it no matter what, but this disbelief is not the kind of distrust you understand, but a more believing disbelief. The specific reason is that he has a curse on him, a curse that cannot be spoken, so I can't trust him. ”

And for the sake of fairness, that is, his ridiculous pride, he also chose never to trust me unconditionally, so that's it, I will calculate him, he will calculate me, and he will never tell the other party everything, only by means. ”

Qu Yan was stunned, "Is this okay?"

Zhang Yang asked rhetorically, "Why not?"

Qu Yan opened his mouth, and the words of childish game were still not spoken in the end,

"Last question, why did Mu Shaoan say sorry for his aunt and uncle, but you said sorry for your uncle and aunt?"

"What?"

After hearing this question, Zhang Yang was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Qu Yan, I make up, eldest sister, I sincerely give you three opportunities to let you enter the inner world of the pit king Zhang, Trumpet Zhang, and Coin Zhang, you see what questions you are asking!

You woman, isn't it a square brain!

At the very least, you also have to ask Lao Tzu how much his total assets are, how much his monthly income is, how many houses he has, how many cars he has, and what is it!

"Didn't you hear clearly? Do you want me to repeat it again?" Qu Yan said deliberately, but the cunning in his eyes flashed, heh, man, do you know what it means to want to capture and indulge?

Zhang Yang smacked his lips, and said speechlessly for a long time: "That kid has been a bear child since he was a child, a top bear, a super bear, and a teddy bear, so my uncle said, sooner or later one day I will beat you into a little teddy, but unfortunately, I couldn't fulfill his old man's wish, and I feel guilty." ”

"Oh, he called my uncle cousin, and he answered. ”

After Zhang Yang finished speaking, he looked at Qu Yan and said in his heart, don't blame me for not giving you a chance, this is your own waste, and you still want to play with me.

Oh, woman.

A hundred you are no match for Lao Tzu.