Han Lin shook the box in his hand, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly: "This exhibit, in my eyes, is more precious than a rejuvenating hair dryer, if you are interested, I can give it to you for free, as compensation for your Ding Ding to become peanuts."

The bald fat man groped his chin and said, "Why don't I have this box of broken jelly, which is more precious than a hair dryer?" Isn't it just a strange name?"

Hong Jingjing also coaxed in a weird way on the side: "That's it, isn't it just a box of broken jelly and a new packaging, I want to fool us, no!" Gotta take the money! ”

In Hong Jingjing's eyes, money is still the most real, and she is now relying on the strength of a bald fat man to embarrass Han Lin, but she doesn't know that her stupid decision will make her more embarrassed than last time. Please search (product # book...... Net)! The fastest updated novel

"Precious is not precious, the people and things that have to be exhibited are aimed at, such as the rejuvenation hair dryer before me, most of the people it is aimed at are women, after all, women are born with a love of beauty; But my 'undisciplined jelly' is aimed at people's hearts."

The bald fat man was puzzled when he heard this: "For people's hearts? Doesn't this jelly mean that after eating it, it becomes undisciplined? Why is it still related to people's hearts? ”

Han Lin shook his head with a smile and said, "The effect of my 'undisciplined jelly' is not to make people become undisciplined, let alone to make people who eat it do undisciplined things - people who eat undisciplined jelly will tell all the undisciplined and shameless things they have done... Dude, can you see what I mean? ”

The bald fat man squinted and smiled: "I thought there was something powerful about this jelly, didn't it just let the people who ate it say that they were ashamed of themselves, what is so strange about this - if it is really that magical, I won't buy it, and if I tell the most embarrassing thing about myself, it is a brain problem!" ”

Han Lin patted the 'Undisciplined Jelly' with his hand and reminded the bald fat man: "I mean, you can give this jelly to other people, to some people who want to know what secret they have."

Hong Jingjing immediately knew Han Lin's wishful thinking, she wittily grabbed the words and said: "Husband, don't listen to his nonsense, this box of broken jelly is to fool people under the guise of fooling people, how can there be this kind of jelly in the world, even if we save zài, we can't compromise, we must let him give us money!" ”

Han Lin could only laugh and say nothing when he saw Hong Jingjing say this, the bald fat man listened to Han Lin say this, and after listening to Hong Jingjing's questioning, he thought about it with a retrospective face, and finally squinted at Han Lin and said, "Boy, is your jelly really as amazing as you say?" ”

"My 'rejuvenation hair dryer' is even more magical than this jelly, do you still question my jelly?" Han Lin asked rhetorically.

In fact, when the bald fat man said this, Han Lin knew that he was still very curious about this 'undisciplined jelly', and Han Lin reminded him that he also knew who this jelly was going to eat.

In fact, the reason why Hong Jingjing made this bald fat man like it very much was because the bald fat man asked Hong Jingjing to satisfy him, and what he said Hong Jingjing was obedient, and the bald fat man also decided to have a good relationship with Hong Jingjing, but after all, everyone has done some unspeakable things, and what the bald fat man wanted was to let Hong Jingjing eat a jelly and listen to what had happened to her before.

"Okay! Deal! I'd like to see if the jelly is as good as you say! The bald fat man grinned.

Hong Jingjing saw that something was wrong, so she hurriedly persuaded him: "Husband, don't promise him, this is his trick, he doesn't want to give us money, how can this box of jelly be 40 million suitable!" ”

The bald fat man smiled and pointed to the bamboo basket on his seat just now and said: "Jingjing, don't worry, in fact, I'm not short of money, just now I spent seven million to buy a black toad that can spit out diamonds, and the diamonds that the toad spit out in the future are enough for me to turn my peanuts into 20 centimeters of black and straight, so it's not good to get a box of 'knotless jelly' for nothing."

"But... But what if this jelly is harmful to your health? Hong Jingjing really didn't know how to persuade the bald fat man.

The bald fat man waved his hand and said: "How can there be so many concerns, fake eggs, polished rice, leather, milk poison rice powder, hydrogen peroxide blisters, seafood, oxalic acid crabs, formaldehyde squid, sulfur grilled chicken... Which of these we haven't eaten, it's just a jelly, I'm afraid of a ball, I'll try it myself first, if this kid plays me, I won't abolish him, I'll have a surname with him! ”

Han Lin handed the undisciplined jelly to the bald fat man, he was not worried at all, because he knew too much about the goods in the fairy supermarket, as long as he ate it, he would definitely say the most shameless and undisciplined thing he had ever done, so he naturally handed the jelly box to the bald fat man.

"Hmph, it's too picky, just a few jellies, and such a big box of packaging!"

After the bald fat man opened the box, he found that there were six jellies inside, but he didn't care, he just wanted to know if the jelly was so powerful.

"Thorny"

The bald fat man tore open a jelly and ate it in one bite, and after he swallowed it, he didn't forget to smash it and smash his mouth and said, "Well, yes, this jelly tastes okay, it's very sweet... Twitter, twitter, cluck, cluck..."

Before the bald fat man finished speaking, he heard him let out a strange scream involuntarily, and then his mouth twitched, and then slowly opened his mouth.

"I stole my sister-in-law's underwear and abused myself; When I was at school, I had a sullen fart at my tablemate, and I laughed at him, but I laughed so hard that I farted so hard that everyone in the classroom put boogers in Oreolie for others to eat on April Fool's Day; Buy a bottle of drink, find a beggar and give it to him, and let him unscrew it for me; I wrote my ex's name on my panties and binge-ate turnips and farted to break it; If I don't go to bed, let Miss accompany me to play Titanic; I urgently went to the grass to meet a pair of field men and women, and they were quiet before continuing..."

"Poof!"

Han Lin couldn't help laughing, and at the same time, everyone in the audience laughed, even Hong Jingjing covered her mouth and snickered, they didn't expect that this bald fat man had done so many humiliating things, and even several leaders in the VIP seat couldn't help laughing.

The bald fat man covered his mouth in surprise, but his mouth was uncontrollable and kept opening and closing, if it weren't for the bald fat man covering his mouth, maybe he would continue to say something.

After waiting for five or six minutes, the bald fat man felt that his mouth was no longer talking nonsense, and then he slowly let go of his hand, and chattered and laughed, he did not feel angry, but he was very happy.

"Come, Jingjing, you eat one" The bald fat man said to Hong Jingjing with a playful face.

Hong Jingjing's whole body trembled, what she was most afraid of was this, which is why Hong Jingjing wanted to do everything possible to prevent the bald fat man from accepting Han Lin's 'undisciplined jelly', because Hong Jingjing knew that Han Lin was deliberately trying to make things difficult for herself, after all, Hong Jingjing was a peripheral girl, and those who played with her rich second generation were very perverted, and she also gave everything in order to please those rich second generations.

Hong Jingjing originally planned to meet a bald fat man, even if it was the end of her "professional" career, but she didn't expect that she would lose on this "undisciplined jelly".

"Husband, why did you let me eat it? I don't like jelly, it's not that you don't know, I don't eat it," Hong Jingjing said pitifully.

The bald fat man's face changed: "If you want to eat, you will eat, whether you like to eat or not, hurry up!" ”

When Hong Jingjing saw the bald fat man, she obviously wanted to force herself to eat it, and she immediately knew what the bald fat man meant, but Hong Jingjing would not eat it anyway, once she ate it, her faceless things would also come to light.

"Me, you don't believe me, you want to hear what I've done in the past, right? Didn't you say that our feelings are different from others? Didn't you say you didn't care about what I was? You still don't believe me! Hong Jingjing said angrily.

The bald fat man frowned when he heard this, and said angrily: "Yes! I just don't believe you! Stinky watch! Ate it for me! ”

After speaking, the bald fat man pulled Hong Jingjing's hair and pulled it towards him, Hong Jingjing screamed in pain, taking advantage of this gap, the bald fat man stuffed the jelly into Hong Jingjing's mouth, Hong Jingjing whimpered and wanted to spit out the jelly, but it was too late.

I saw Hong Jingjing like a bald fat man eating jelly, after screaming for a while, the corners of her mouth twitched twice, and she began to talk involuntarily.

"I've had three abortions, and the third time I don't know who did it because there were too many people that time; The second generation of the first rich man in the imperial capital gave me 20,000 yuan to go to the migrant workers' dormitory at the construction site at night in order to find excitement, and I did so; My boyfriend and I, who have been together for five years, have split up three times without breaking up, in order to get an extra penny; I slept with my current boyfriend's dad, and his dad said he supported me to be with his son; The second generation of a rich man in the imperial capital gave me 2,000 yuan for his dog..."

Speaking of this, Hong Jingjing covered her mouth desperately, her eyes were filled with tears, and the audience was in an uproar, and the bald fat man looked at Hong Jingjing with a shocked face, Han Lin didn't expect that Hong Jingjing's undisciplined thing was so devastating.

"Smack!"

The bald fat man couldn't bear it anymore and slapped a big mouth on Hong Jingjing's face, he pointed at Hong Jingjing and scolded: "You still pretend to be pure with me!" You give me death! ”

After speaking, the bald fat man didn't care about Hong Jingjing's howl and sat on the ground, and walked out with an angry face.

Before he could reach the door, he remembered that Xiao Hei he bought for seven million was still in the bamboo basket, and although his Ding Ding had become peanuts, he at least had Xiao Hei who could spit out diamonds.

The bald fat man walked to his seat just now, picked up the bamboo basket and patted it, and said excitedly: "Alas, no one is reliable these days, or my little black is the best, come, spit out a diamond for the new master, and find you a few powerful female toads at night..."

Saying this, the bald fat man opened the bamboo basket with a smile, but the moment he opened the bamboo basket, the whole person screamed as if he had seen a ghost, and threw the bamboo basket away. Mobile phone please visit wèn: