When I went to work in the afternoon, I posted a notice on the wall of the company, saying that in order to meet the needs of the current economic situation, the company plans to recruit management talents within the company, mainly such as several key positions, production management department, social relations department, financial management department...... And the recruits are all supervisors, a person can apply for two places, and they are selected among the people who pick up garbage, the deadline is three days, there are no additional conditions for recruitment, the basic salary is 3,000, and the bonus can be tens of thousands.

This kind of treatment is many times better than those in the banks and government departments. In view of the lessons of the first failure, absorbing the experience of others, and finally writing on the advertising slogan: "If you need this job, if you love this job, if you are not afraid of being dirty and tired, you can sign up, this is where you can realize your dreams, this is the place where you can display your talents." ”

This advertising slogan has written a lot, which not only explains the specific problems of recruitment, but also has a clear target direction, and the salary is relatively high, which can be said to be really the focus of the problem, with strong rendering, and strong colors in it.

When it was almost time to finish work in the afternoon, Comrade He Dazui, who had picked up garbage with them in the past, came, and he said that she wanted her to report to my public relations department, that is, my social relations department, and she told me, and I said I knew.

Li Erhou wanted to report to my production department, he told me, and I was clear.

Zhang Goudan wants to be my finance minister, she told me, and I know......

I didn't fill out any forms and register like a formal company, and I didn't go through the organization department or anything, conduct personnel inspections, and conduct any procedures for formal review, for these people, I know what kind of form, and I deal with them every day. I know that all of these people are experts, everyone has special abilities, and none of them are simple characters.

After they signed up, I realized a problem, I slapped my thigh suddenly, which startled my uncle, and he hurriedly said, "What's wrong with you?" ”

I said: "The elite soldiers are under my hands, why am I dark under the light?" I tried to ask for talents again and again, but it turned out that those people who were with me in the past 100 days, I just forgot about them. ”

The uncle said, "Yes! Why didn't you think of them? Man, sometimes that's the case, picking up this and discarding that, or saying that people are not saints. ”

They themselves are compared to the characters in the Eight Immortals of the year, that is a joke that they often make between them, when there is nothing to do, they often joke like this, regard individuals as immortals, their spare time life is rich, they are compared to immortals in life, they don't feel bitter and tired when they work. At that time, when I was picking up the rags, I still wanted to be an immortal, so I asked them, "What kind of immortal am I in the sky?" They also joked to me: "I'm the Jigong who plays TV." As they spoke, they would sing: the shoes are torn, the hats are torn, the Gaza ...... on their bodies. They sang and learned at the same time, making me so crooked that I couldn't fit the cage at all. However, in real life, they steal chickens and dogs, drink for fun, have no restraints, laugh at life, their kind of debauchery, their crazy appearance, simply bored ordinary people. However, for our group, it is a very noble realm, a lot of fun, and endless fun. However, ordinary people can see through the faces of heroes, so they are really heroes.

Just when they signed up, I thought to myself, it's really difficult to lead such a person, why do you say it's difficult? This is my ridicule of myself, because they are gods in the sky! They have all seen people in the world, they are all people who have experienced strong winds and waves, they are all people who have lives and stories, if the leadership is not good, they will capsize immediately, and if they lose their family business, they will lose their old face, which is not a joke.

They signed up today, and I know that this is not a fake difficulty, and it is just a matter of making friends in normal times, but now under your leadership, I will work for you, which is a fundamental change. I know that they are all monkeys and monkeys, and they are not idle characters, and through today's registration, this has risen to my consciousness, so that I can't reflect at all. However, I also thought of the other side, if you can't solve this problem, what kind of hero can I be? If I want to realize my ideals and burdens, I must not be a Wudalang-style character, only those who are lower than you, not those who are higher than you, that is too levelless.

I have to be the head, not only for my own consideration and consideration, not just to make money and spend money as simple, I just want to fight for a breath, fight for a pillar of incense, I want to change people's concept of career choice, and together to create a friendly environment, create a platform for common development, give everyone a place to display their talents, and finally achieve the goal of a rich life.

At the appointed time, these heroes all came to me, and the recruitment work was in such a humble office, and my recruitment meeting officially began. I didn't make any special preparations, let alone any work experience, so I spoke first when someone applied for the job, which broke the calm scene.

He Dazui first introduced her identity, she said: "Her predecessor is He Xiangu, saying that since she ascended to heaven and became an immortal, she felt that the heavenly court had nothing to do, and every day she drew two circles step by step, the immortals did not have any life breath and fun except for eating and sleeping every day, that kind of lifelessness has no sweetness and sourness in the world, the level of the emperor Lao'er is strict, and the struggle of my little immortals cannot be mentioned on the table, and finally there is no meaning, I told the Jade Emperor Lao'er, I want to be reborn in the world." ,I was reincarnated a few times either a pig.,It's a sheep.,It's not a dog.,It's a wolf.,As a result,This time I was reincarnated as a person.,Although I'm not very good-looking.,You can prove it by looking at my big mouth.。 ”

Talking, talking and revealing it to everyone, which caused everyone to burst into laughter. However, her smile also created a friendly and amiable situation.

She continued: "Although my mouth is big, I can speak, and although my body is small, I have a plan in my belly. I have work experience, I have the bitter courage of a hero, I am not afraid of hardship, I am not afraid of sin, and I am not in love with the red dust of the world, I just want to re-experience the bittersweet and bitter of the world. There is no one in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and there is no other in cheating, do you dare to ask for such a person as me? ”

What he said was both soft and hard, and it tested my wisdom, and it was not to offend people, which was really level.

I didn't give an answer to what she said at the time. In my thoughts, I think so, how beautiful you are saying! However, when she spoke, it aroused a special disgust in me. I have an opinion in my mind, be serious, be serious, this is a job fair, therefore, I don't think they have any positivity. What immortals? I really dare to pretend to be your garlic in front of the uncle, and I am not afraid to make people laugh crookedly, look at your appearance, thick or not, round or not, like a steel cannon, these things are I quietly thinking in my heart. However, since it is such an introduction, I should only take a look at it.

With her wonderful introduction, my thoughts have also been introduced to the past, people are often like this, often think back to the stage of memories in the past, but in the past they ate coarse rice and light rice, but they were particularly lonely before, and they will also feel that it is a kind of beauty, but also a special enjoyment and fulfillment.

After the development of modern people, their appetite has not changed, let them eat delicacies of the mountains and seas every day, let them eat polished rice and white noodles every day, but the impression of their hardest time in the past, the past childhood friends, the good times in the past, are always worthy of their special nostalgia. It seems that what God gives to people is fair, and all the benefits cannot be taken into account, and people always spend time in dissatisfaction.

Coming out of my thoughts, I felt that my heart was small, laughing and scolding were all articles, human feelings and sophistication were learning, I didn't realize this at the time, she spoke is also a style, but also a kind of old-fashioned, but also a kind of harmony.

The other two immortals were introduced in the same way, Li Erhou said that he was best at the last four, and the Taoism of pit and abduction was really not ordinary, Zhang Goudan said that his gambling skills were simply not ordinary. Through their own introductions, their statements are not simple, Li Erhou said that he was the original Tiegui Li, and Zhang Goudan said that he was the uncle of Cao Guo in heaven. They are all dissatisfied with the Heavenly Court, and they are not satisfied with the system of the Heavenly Court before they take refuge in the human world.

When everyone introduced this, my uncle couldn't figure it out. So, he asked: "Why are they so crowned with the identity of immortals, from their image is not like ah, immortals should be elegant, graceful, ten thousand kinds of amorous, if they are immortals, we should bow to it, I really don't understand?" He looked at me with special eyes, and I didn't give the following answer to my uncle's expectations.

I've dealt with them before, but their self-comparison doesn't come out of nowhere, they have a point of union.

Uncle said: "When you ascended to immortality, you all had your own treasures, can you let everyone see them today?" The second question is, what qualifications do you have to recruit when you are all mixed up like this today? ”

Among them, Zhang Goudan replied to his uncle's words, he said: "Don't look at our monkey head and bear face, and don't look at us like dogs, but we are all people with stories, they are all experienced people, and they are all wise people." Regarding Zhang Goudan's answer, my uncle was still a second monk who was confused and couldn't understand what people were saying.

What they said was incomprehensible to ordinary people, so I couldn't help but say to myself: "Yes, there are more stories, more knowledge, great ability, and great kung fu!" What they usually say seems to be right in front of my eyes: "Since they can be reincarnated in the world, they don't care about the wealth of the world, and their practices are obviously different from others." "How many people with such a state of mind can be found in today's society?

By the way, I have to introduce to you here the appearance of the two of them, although the two monkeys are reincarnated this time, but their legs and feet are still a little lame, they are relatively thin, and their faces are still good-looking, but their mouths are not particularly good-looking, a little bit of sharp-beaked monkey gills, and they sometimes stutter when they speak, and his general appearance is like this. However, his inner quality is very high, but also more sensitive, more sophisticated, is a doer, he is not good at communicating with people, but the ability to analyze and observe problems is good, the heart and eyes are more than others, the character is still a little debauched, and the temper and character are also relatively rude, which is the result of my observation of him.

There is also the appearance of Cao Guo's uncle Zhang Goudan, this person is a standard male, his genes have not left much, he has seen a lot, he has more experience, he is loyal and honest, he has a good ability to analyze and solve problems, he has a strong ability to deal with people and things, and his ability to make friends with people is his specialty. However, compared with the original immortals, this person is still a little unusual, he likes adventurous things, likes to make friends, and Chengfu is relatively deep, and ordinary people can't see through his mind at all.

The real name of the family is Zhang Wuyan, and the nickname is Zhang Goudan, which is based on the name of the big name that he often played with dogs when he was a child, and was able to observe his eyes and colors like a dog, and was good at shaking his head and tail in front of his owner. Tie-up is his strength, obedience is his talent, and loyalty is also his character. Although it belongs to the series of villains, however, the difference with villains is very big, he is loyal to the master, loyal to the cause, this is his characteristic.

I know this might be their characteristic. I know that the world is the best paradise, although there are many sorrows and sufferings, there are many loves and hates, and there are many joys and sorrows, however, this thing makes the born people are particularly nostalgic, and experience life layer by layer in life for many years.

I've been worried about the problem of talents, but after their introduction, I'm still worried, what are you worried about? They are all the second generation of immortals, these guys are not vegetarians, don't let me capsize in the ditch is the right way. However, the initiative is in my hands, and the company is in my belt, what can they do? Thinking of this, I laughed slyly.