Chapter 566: This Is the Hundred Pulpits?
"Next, please, the funny foursome composed of "Huaguo Idol" contestants, Guo Xiaogang, Chen Jin, Du Mingming, and Yang Liehua will bring you a different "Hundred Lectures"!"
The host just reported the show, and everyone was a little confused, "Hundred Lectures"? What's the situation?
"Hundred Lectures" was originally Tang Feng's live broadcast of the Three Kingdoms, and then Deep Blue Group established this show!
From Tang Feng's initial product of the Three Kingdoms, to later, the four famous novels have been told all over again, but the ratings are getting lower and lower, all, although "Hundred Lectures" still exists, it is no longer a program supported by Deep Blue, just a program used to fill free time!
Of course, there are still many people who know "Hundred Lectures", after all, Tang Feng's Three Kingdoms also caused a lot of turmoil!
It's just that it's a little strange that the contestants of "Huaguo Idol" are doing a hundred pulpits!
When the funny foursome appeared, everyone burst into laughter at the first moment!
People who have seen hundreds of forums have a sense of déjà vu, these four have undergone special makeup today, first of all, Guo Xiaogang, who made up Tang Feng!
Sure enough, as soon as he opened his mouth to introduce himself, he was: "Hello everyone, I just go crazy if I don't eat sugar!" ”
The other three are makeup imitations of professors who have given lectures on the other three of the four famous works in the "Hundred Lectures"!
And all four of them were standing behind a podium in style!
"During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a person named Cao Cao, so we can't help but ask this Cao Cao what he likes to eat?" The first to speak was Guo Xiaogang, he learned the tone of Tang Feng when he talked about the Three Kingdoms, but no matter how you look at it, I think it's funny!
Although the sentence he said itself was not funny, combined with his somewhat lame appearance and deliberately spoofed tone, it was funny no matter how it sounded!
"He's it. "Favorite to eat" originally looked serious, but when it came to this, suddenly a bright rhythmic music background sounded, the lights were shining, and the four funny foursomes who originally looked serious suddenly all had convulsions and began to walk to the stage and jump!
"Red beans! Red beans! "The four of them are neatly aligned with funny movements and. The answers in unison amused the audience at the scene and in front of the TV!
"Hundred Lectures" was originally a relatively rigorous humanistic program, but when it comes here, it completely subverts people's senses, and you don't know what the logic of their performance is, you just think it's so funny!
"Red beans, big red beans, nonsense!"
Then the other three began to cross their hands and jump wildly. While saying, "Wrong, wrong, wrong! ”
Then Guo Xiaogang began to sing the dialect version of the song like a player who had pressed the button: "Braces girl, what a beauty"
sang two sentences, and the audience was already laughing crookedly!
"I'll go, what's all this? It's too spoofy, isn't it? There's no logic! It's so joyful, though! ”
"yes, I just don't know how those main owners will feel when they see this show, haha!"
It's just that the more illogical stuff is yet to come!
When the first wave of performances was over, the four of them began to return to the back of the podium in earnest!
"What is this?" After the other three returned to the back of the podium. All complained!
"If this is about pomp, it is still our "Dream of Red Mansions". You Cao Cao fights and rides horses, but our Jia Baoyu is different, there are twelve golden hairpins in and out, and they are all first-class beauties! ”
Just speaking of which, Guo Xiaogang began to trigger seizures again!
"My dad just killed him! My dad just killed him! "Then I started intermittent seizures and started a horse dance!
The others also got off the stage and danced together!
"Haha. Sugar madness that goes crazy without eating sugar, it turns out to be like this, oops, I'm laughing to death! ”
"This is more pomp than pomp, and we have to "Journey to the West", no matter how big Jia Baoyu's pomp is, it is only twelve golden hairpins. Everywhere we Elder Tang goblin, goblins come to the door! ”
"It's the age of gods, your goblins and beauties are out, our "Water Margin" is only a fork, and there are 'brothers' everywhere!"
"Nonsense, in terms of pomp, can it compare to our Elder Tang's fan group? Our Elder Tang's goblin fan group is all in the sky! ”
"Cut, there are people in the court of "Dream of Red Mansions"!"
"There are people in the rivers and lakes of "Water Margin"!"
"What are you people? We have people in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"! ”
"So, if this is a competition, our "Three Kingdoms" is the real finale, because we are all 'overlords' in the Three Kingdoms, how old are you?"
"Why, the real finale should be our "Water Margin", because we have a lot of 'duck elbows' in our hands!" Saying that, he directly took out a 'duck elbow' and began to gnaw it!
"Poof!"
The audience in front of the TV doesn't know how many people sprayed rice directly when 'duck elbow' appeared! Nima, what a spoof!
Next, the situation continued, after the appearance of "duck elbow", the spoof of the foursome, and from time to time there were 'chaotic' scenes!
For example, Lu Bu's herniated waist disc caused the four of them to dance the strange dance of a funny herniated waist disc again!
For example, B-BOX, for example, there is a question, why do you say "Three Kingdoms", Guo Xiaogang asked rhetorically, why did Lao Tzu write "Tao Te Ching"! As a result, the answer is disgusting again, because 'Lao Tzu is willing'!
Anyway, it's going to be weird and weird, and there is no logic at all, it's completely nonsense within nonsense, and there is no limit to spoofing! But it's just such a spoof, a show that doesn't have anything meaningful in it, but it detonated the charity red envelope and the ratings, and actually surpassed the previous "Meteor Shower" idol foursome in one fell swoop!
Of course, it's not that this spoof parody show doesn't have anything at all, at least there are some things in it that still make many netizens talk about it!
Because in the process of the performance, the four imitation lecturers of the four famous novels are almost everything, and they compare who has the biggest pomp, which is easy to say, but in the back, they are actually the worst!
"Journey to the West" can't even be trusted by the gods!
"Dream of Red Mansions" relatives are unreliable!
The boss of "Water Margin" is unreliable!
"Romance of the Three Kingdoms" allies are unreliable!
Also, to summarize the four famous novels in one sentence, "Journey to the West" is the story of one person and three monsters!
"Dream of Red Mansions" is the story of a man and a group of women!
"Water Margin" is the story of a group of men and three women!
"Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is a story of three men and war!
These have been talked about by netizens, I have to say that there are strange people in the folk, because these are all jokes written by the Internet street writer, although there are some preambles and afterwords, but the performance of the four contestants has brought an extremely novel feeling to the audience, at least, watching this show, almost the laughter has not stopped! (To be continued.) )