029 Slap the horse's legs
I went back dejected, and was ridiculed by Brother Bian Dan and Lin Feng for half an hour.
In their eyes, I was a, and I went to the door to seek humiliation, and I shook my head as the wind blew in my ears.
Early the next morning, I came to the East Market to squat at that point yesterday, Guili old man appeared on time, he was wearing a light blue Tang costume today, I found that he liked to wear Tang costumes, and he always held a folding fan in his hand, if it wasn't for the thin body, a bit like a martial artist in the boxing gym.
I continued to follow him the same way I did, and today I made up my mind that unless he really called the police, I would follow him all the way to his house.
The old man collected another bag of money at the market, until he walked out of the market with a bag full of banknotes, and I muttered a little, isn't he afraid that someone will really stop him and snatch his bag?
The old man took a different route today than yesterday, he went around to a small square and chatted with people for a while, and then walked to a small restaurant on the edge of the square for lunch, and I decided to follow suit.
I opened the door of the restaurant and walked in, and found that there was no business inside, the only customer was the old man, and the owner was an aunt, chatting with the old man while sitting at the counter and writing something.
Seeing me walk into the restaurant, my aunt glared at me, as if I owed him a lot of money, I came to the table and sat down, she came over and asked me coldly what I wanted, this attitude, no wonder business is not good.
I ordered a barbecued pork rice, and while my aunt was in the kitchen to report the menu, I ran to sit down across from the old man, who glanced at me.
"Why are you again? What exactly do you want to do? ”
"Teacher, I heard that you started with 10 yuan at the age of 16, and once used 100,000 yuan to make 8 million a year from loan sharks.
"Hmph, boy, if you want to find out the news, I'll be 15 instead of 16. Also, it's 10 million, not 8 million. ”
I was secretly speechless and quickly apologized.
"I'm sorry, but the teacher's deeds are now a legendary existence."
At this time, the aunt brought the food ordered by the old man and put it in front of him, and he ignored me and bowed his head to eat.
"Hey, Aunt Lin, you just put these pieces of meat for me, it's too stingy, and it's so expensive."
"Dead old man, do you like to eat or not, if you don't eat, you will go out, and you dare to hate me?"
"Why is there so much anger today? Did you lose money yesterday when you bought the lotto? ”
"I forgot about it if you didn't say it, and I got angry as soon as you said it."
"Hehe, what's wrong? How much did you lose? ”
"I dreamed of my dead ghost husband the night before yesterday, he told me a lot of numbers, and I can still remember it after waking up, I thought that this time God opened his eyes and finally it was my turn to make a fortune, who knew that I bought so much money and didn't hit any of them, it really made me angry, and I didn't have the money to pay the rent now."
'Hey, hey, hey,' the old man laughed.
"If your husband is reliable, the sow can go up the tree, he didn't have that much ability when he was alive, and he can still make you rich when he dies?"
"Dead old man, how do you speak?"
"Hey, hey, hey, don't believe me? Let me guess what the number he gave you in his dream? Let's take a gamble, how about if I guess this one for free? ”
The aunt glared at him with suspicion.
"Did you peek at my ticket?"
"Alas, it's not that you don't know, when did my old man play with that thing, don't worry, I definitely guessed."
"In that case, well, if you can guess, I'll be exempt."
"Yes, I want to think about it."
The old man touched his chin, and after a while.
"Well, it should be 3, 8, 13, 19, 24, right?"
When the aunt heard this, she screamed.
"Dead old man, you must have peeked at my ticket, this time it doesn't count."
"Hey, hey, I know that you have to cheat if you lose, that ticket is in your hand, will I go through the window of your house to steal the ticket in order to rub your meal?"
"And how do you know?"
"It's all guessed, don't believe it."
"This dead old man can be a fortune teller."
My aunt muttered as she went back to the kitchen, and I watched with astonishment.
"Teacher, how did you guess?"
He took a sip of the soup and asked leisurely.
"You want to know?"
I nodded vigorously.
"Why did you tell you?"
It was a blow that threw me away.
I sat back in my seat, and then the meal I ordered came, and I finished it in three or two bites, and sat and waited for the old man, only to see that he had eaten slowly for more than an hour.
Until I saw him stand up and knew that he was leaving now, so I hurriedly ran over to pat him.
"Teacher, I'll pay, I'll ask for this meal."
He looked at me.
"You pay?"
I nodded vigorously.
"Okay, Aunt Lin, this kid wants to help me settle the bill, and you ask him to collect the money."
After saying that, he staggered out with his satchel, and the aunt just now ran out in a hurry to ask me.
"You check out?"
I nodded.
"Okay, 580 in total."
She made a gesture asking for money.
"What?" I was amazed, even if I ate shark fin bird's nest, it wouldn't cost 580 yuan.
"What? Aren't you going to help him settle the bill? A total of 580 yuan, give money, if you don't give money, I will call the police. ”
I was dumbfounded on the spot, thinking that I had hit myself in the foot with a rock, and I felt out that the money on my body was less than a hundred yuan.
"Hehe, Aunt Lin, I don't have that much money now, why don't I come to the knot next time?"
"Cut, when the little kid said smallpox, the dragon and phoenix, it will be worth the money and paper to do it, that's okay, from today onwards, you can wash the dishes here for three days at my place and it will be worth 580 yuan."
I was embarrassed, thinking to myself what this is called, looking at the appearance of this old woman, it is clear that she wants to blackmail me, and the old man is really expensive, it is clearly a black shop, and he can eat so deliciously.
"Aunt Lin, I still have something to do, do you think I'll come back to wash it at night?"
"What? Want to slip away? If you want to be beautiful, go wash it now. ”
"No, no, don't worry, I'll definitely come in the evening."
"No, go now."
I had a headache and I didn't know what to do.
"Alright then, I'll wash now, but can I go to the bathroom first? I'm a little anxious. ”
"Yes, in there."
I walked in the direction pointed by my wife, pondering as I walked, and decided to follow Song Jia's example to make a golden cicada shell, I really didn't expect that a few days ago I forced people to jump out of the window in the toilet, and now I have to jump out of the window.
But when I ran into the bathroom, I was stupid, there were no windows here.
I'm about to go crazy, I ran away from him in my heart, my wife didn't react to me, I rushed out of the store past her, she yelled behind me, I can't do anything now but run all the way, I heard the wind blowing in my ears, people on the road saw me running all the way and looked at me, I don't know how long I ran, until I was too tired to run, I collapsed on the ground and gasped for breath.
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