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"Teacher, why are there cows in the sky?"

"Teacher, can you stop pretending?"

"Teacher, you're too faceless, aren't you?"

“……”

At this time, Liu Xian and the others were already halfway up the mountain, but just as they were about to set sail again, they suddenly heard a cry for help.

"Help."

What was that? Liu was so busy that he stopped.

"Teacher, it looks like someone is shouting for help."

"You heard that, too."

"It seems to be in that direction."

“……”

Liu hurriedly blinked, pricked up his ears again and listened quietly, and then heard the voice for help.

"Li Xiaomeng, you are waiting for me here. If there is any special case, just call me. Liu hurriedly said to Li Xiaomeng.

"Teacher, you can go with confidence."

Walking through the dense forest, past the weeds with almost no human footprints, the cry for help became closer and closer.

Liu Xian originally thought that someone was robbing or robbing the color or something, but when he saw that scene, he couldn't help but be stunned.

No one robbed, and neither did the robbery.

On a dead tree on the edge of the cliff, there was a person hanging upside down.

A girl.

I'll go, what's going on?

Could it be that you want to commit suicide? But why do you call for help?

"Stop shouting, if you shout again, you'll fall." Liu hurriedly yelled at the old tree.

When Zhao Bingqian heard someone shouting, she immediately became aroused.

However, her excited body began to stand up, and cracks appeared in the dead branch that hung on her.

Liu Xian naturally saw this scene.

If I go, if I don't make a move, even the gods will not be able to return to the sky.

Thinking of this, Liu Xian didn't say a word, jumped his body, and jumped like an ape to the dead tree.

"Don't move, if you move again, you'll have to go see your grandfather."

"Huh? Master Zu? What do you mean? Zhao Bingqian asked puzzled.

Liu was sweating wildly, and when she said it herself, she even asked rhetorically, did she not realize how complicated her situation was?

"Think about it first." When he said this, Liu Xian had already taken off his shirt, then took one end and threw the other end of his shirt over.

"Catch it!"

Liu hurriedly roared, but the girl directly ignored and let the sleeves of her blouse float in front of her eyes, but she didn't see anything at all.

"What do you think about Mao? Do you still want to live? Liu was furious.

"Don't bother me, I'm thinking about Master Zu."

Hearing this girl's answer, Liu Xian's face was suddenly full of black lines, Nima, she wouldn't be an idiot, right?

"If you think about it again, you don't want to see the sun tomorrow." Liu said angrily.

"Why? Could it be that tomorrow's sun is on leave for a business trip? ”

Hearing such a thunderous answer, Liu Xian was dizzy again. Forget it, don't save her, this IQ is simply - incorrigible.

"Listen, I'm going to grab the sleeve of this blouse now." Liu Busy directly changed to a commanding tone.

"Catch it, why are you so fierce." Obviously, Zhao Bingqian was intimidated by Liu Xian's strong tone. So when the sleeves of her jacket floated in front of her again, what Liu Xian never expected was that she would pick it up directly with both hands.

"Be careful!"

At this moment, a woman's voice came from the cliff.

"Huh? It turned out to be him! After Qiushui heard the cry for help, under the order of the young lady, he followed the sound, but he never expected to see the thin monkey who killed the cow.

It's too small.

Liu Xian was speechless, if it weren't for his amazing arm strength, I was afraid that Zhao Bingqian would have died and had no place to be buried.

Qiushui could see it clearly, he was like a legend, he lifted the girl up with one hand, carried a person on his back, climbed up the cliff, and even walked on the ground.

Why is his strength so perverted?

Three times five divided by two, Liu Xian climbed up with Zhao Bingqian on his back.

But after Liu came up, he saw autumn water as soon as he looked up.

"I'll go, how are you?" Liu Xian glared at Qiushui coldly, "This world is really too small, could it be that God and his old man are drunk?" ”

Qiushui glared at Liu Xian fiercely, "God knows, did you cover your ears and steal the bell, pushed the person down, and rescued him again." ”

"What?" When Liu Xian heard Qiushui's words, he immediately became angry, "I guess it's only your IQ that will do this." Big-chested master, no, no, no, I wronged you, you don't have a chest at all! ”

"Who do you say doesn't have breasts?" Qiushui clenched his hands into fists and made a clicking sound.

Looking at it like that, Qiushui wants to do it.

"Why, I want to fight. Tell you, Lao Tzu doesn't fight women. ”

"I don't think you dare, right?"

"I'm too lazy to answer you." Liu hurriedly shook his head, only to find that the woman on his back was still lying on it, could it be said that she was asleep?

"Come down, do you think my back is your bed?"

Zhao Bingqian blinked, "Don't bother me, I'm wondering why I can't see the sun tomorrow." ”

I'll go. Liu was busy and almost crying, could it be that she was really brain-dead?

"Get me down!" Under Liu Xian's strength, this Zhao Bingqian was forced to come down. However, there is still a picture of thinking.

"Sister, what's going on, tell my sister, my sister will make the decision for you." Qiushui grabbed Zhao Bingqian and asked.

"My boyfriend is gone, today is his memorial day, in order to pay tribute to him, I came to the place where we broke up last year, but - I was about to call him, but accidentally the phone fell under the cliff, I reached out to grab it, and I fell, and in the end I didn't catch the phone......"

Hearing this, Liu Xian was immediately blindsided. Boyfriend died? Call him, what is this?

Obviously, Qiushui has the same doubt.

"Bingqian, is your boyfriend dead?" Qiushui asked with questions.

Zhao Bingqian nodded, which was an answer, but the next second, as if she remembered something, she stared at Qiushui and asked, "Can you use your mobile phone?" I'd like to give him a call and see how he's doing this year? ”

"I'm going? What's the situation? Can you call a dead man? Liu was stunned, his face full of black lines.

"When I broke up with my boyfriend on this day last year, he said, 'You're going to let me die.'" So, today this year, I am here to pay my respects to him. ”

Hearing Zhao Bingqian's words, Liu was speechless, people are saying that they are breaking up, you just let me die, that is because they are not dead, they want you to forget him, but you are too two, you really came here to pay tribute when someone else died.

Suddenly, Liu Xian firmly believed in it. Damn, she's definitely a brain-dead. Qiushui's jaw dropped in shock, and her IQ was too thunderous, right?

"You're not kidding us, are you?" Liu Xian wanted to say this, but after thinking about it, he swallowed it back.

Qiushui didn't say anything more, and turned around and left.

"I'll go, why don't you say hello, it's just- it's so rude, you should really hit your ass three times!" Rushing to the back of Qiushui, Liu Xian said fiercely in his heart.

When Qiushui came to Nangong Xian's side, Nangong Xian was stunned and said suspiciously, "Didn't you save it?" ”

Qiushui shook his head negatively, "It's saved." ”

"What about the man?"

"I didn't save it."

"Anyway, just save it." Nangong Immortal raised his leg and continued to move forward.

"Miss, do you know who saved it?" Qiushui smiled, "Miss still knows that person?" ”

Nangong Xian couldn't help but stop, she didn't figure out who it was after thinking about it for a long time.

"It's him, the skinny monkey who killed the cow." Miaoshui gave the answer directly.

"It's him again!" Nangong Xian said with some surprise.

If Liu Busy is asked to take Zhao Bingqian with him, it is estimated that he will directly break through the south wall and hang himself with noodles. However, he came with an incomparably strong student group, so when Liu Busy introduced Zhao Bingqian to the students, they immediately became one.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Busy led the team and started the mountaineering journey again.

According to their plan, they were to spend the night in a farmhouse on the mountain and then watch the sunrise the next day.

Soon found rows of farmhouses, Li Xiaomeng and the others were already tired, they knew where they had climbed such a high mountain, so they didn't ask the price and swarmed in.

The conditions in the farmhouse are okay, you can access the Internet and take a bath, and the most attractive thing is that it is completely rural and idyllic. For all this, Liu Xian is not too interested, after all, since he was a child, he has been living a rural idyllic life with the old ruffian.

And not far from the row of farmhouses where Liu Xian lived, Nangong Xian and Qiushui appeared in front of a separate courtyard. When the owner of that courtyard saw Nangong Xian, he immediately showed a look of humility.

"Welcome Miss again, you must be ready to send it, Miss please come in." The owners of the courtyard are a couple in their forties, giving people an indescribable sense of intimacy.

Nangong Xian immediately walked to the room.

At this time, the foot of the mountain was already full of people. Ximen Tian sat in the car, his eyes full of anger.

After beating Liu Busy and leaving, Ximen Tian and Wu Da left in a hurry, but they did not leave immediately, but squatted at the foot of the mountain and asked Ximen Tian to compete with Liu Busy, but he didn't dare. After all, there are many people on the other side, even though they are women.

You must know that Ximentian's strength is still very strong, and after a phone call, he called nearly 100 thugs in Zhang City.

You must know that these thugs follow Ximen Tian to eat, and they can speak and obey Ximen Tian.

"Officials, they must have lived in the courtyard of the farmhouse on the mountain, should we kill them?" Wu Da stared at Ximen Tian and asked.

"Damn, nonsense, don't rush up, what am I letting them do!" Ximen Tian directly gave Wu Da a kick, "Remember me, those girls can do whatever they want, that thin monkey will bring me down, and I will kill him personally." ”

"Official, don't worry." Wu Da nodded and closed the car door, and then rushed up the mountain with nearly 100 thugs.

"Damn, this time, Lao Tzu must have a good time, oops, my feet are ......" If it weren't for the two thugs who held Wuda, it is estimated that he would have directly performed dog eating.

After a simple dinner, everyone was so tired that they went back to their respective rooms, but Liang Feifei, Li Xiaomeng, Huang Yunhui, and Bai Xue were in the same room, and they had already begun to discuss at this time. On the last trip, I originally wanted to tease Liu Busy, but I never expected that it would fail in the end.

This time, we must not fail.

Li Xiaomeng chuckled, "Okay, let's just act according to the original plan, are we all arranged?" ”

"You've asked this eight hundred times." Bai Xue glanced at Li Xiaomeng fiercely.

However, then the eyes of the other three people all looked at Liang Feifei.

Liang Feifei pointed at herself, "Why am I again?" ”

"Because you're the school girl." Li Xiaomeng and the three replied in unison.

Liang Feifei smiled bitterly, and then went out.

Liu Xian is naturally in a separate room, who made him a man. At this time, he was playing with the computer in his room, and there were a few laughs from time to time.

Liang Feifei stood outside the door and listened and listened, and said in her heart, what is the teacher doing inside? Why do you laugh so - lewd -?

Could it be that it is ......

Thinking of this, Liang Feifei gritted her teeth and knocked on the door.

"The door is unlocked, come in!"

Liu Busy is playing Plants vs. Zombies, so naturally he doesn't have the time to open the door. After Liang Feifei came in, she couldn't help but be stunned when she saw that the man in her heart was playing this kind of low-IQ game.

"Teacher, we've all played this game, why are you still playing!" Liang Feifei looked disdainful.

"I wiped it, and Nima was eaten out of her brain." Liu Busy muttered unconvinced. didn't answer Liang Feifei at all. Immediately, Liang Feifei was a little annoyed.

She wanted to get angry, but when she thought of the purpose of her trip, she endured it.

"Teacher, I discovered a secret." Liang Feifei's voice was very low.

"If you have something to say, say it."

"Bai Xue seems to be pregnant."

"What?" When Liu Xian heard this, he immediately jumped up, "When is it, boys and girls, have you chosen a good name?" ”

Hearing Liu Xian's answer, Liang Feifei was about to collapse. How is it different from the picture you predicted?

"Teacher, just now, I noticed that Bai Xue's face was a little wrong, you say, could it be that the amount of exercise is too much today, and then ......"

Liu hurriedly blinked, and then said, "This is not a trivial matter, let's go and take me to see her." ”

When Liang Feifei took Liu Xian to Bai Xue's bedside, Bai Xue was lying on the bed, her face was very pale.

"Bai Xue, when did it happen?" Liu hurriedly stared at Bai Xue and asked directly.

Bai Xue was silent, not wanting to answer. However, at this moment, suddenly a faint trace of blood appeared on the corner of Bai Xue's mouth.

It's blood!

Liang Feifei screamed.

"Water, I want to drink water!" Bai Xue said with a moan. Liang Feifei had already handed over the prepared water. Bai Xue took a big sip, as if she remembered something sad, and squirted out a big mouthful of water, oh no, blood to be precise.

And unfortunately, they were all sprayed on Liu Busy's face.

Immediately, Liu Xian's face turned blood red. r1058

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