Because my mouth was crooked, people used this to ridicule and bully me, and gave me a big name - Li Crooked Mouth, some people still call me - Crooked Mouth Monk, Crooked Mouth, Crooked Mouth...... There are more good deeds, after the crooked mouth monk, add my surname, xxx crooked mouth monk, the most ugly thing is that some people call me - crooked machine guns and the like, this is my original image in everyone's minds.

Although the name everyone gave me was a little ugly, this crooked-mouthed monk really didn't come up randomly, and there was a specific reason for it. If you don't believe it, please take a look at my appearance.

As long as my mouth is open, my teeth are exposed on the left side and staggered up and down, and the gills are placed on the right side to breathe out, and it is better when I don't speak, when I speak, my mouth leaks, and often saliva flows down the side, and the words are not clear at all, and people always can't hear a tune, like the three-year-old playboy girl learning to speak, babbling and babbling can't be said clearly.

When I walk on the street, I often become the object of everyone's attention, followed by a group of children in the blind coaxing, they run behind me, while learning my appearance, accompanied by a variety of foreign appearances, one step to the left, one step to the right crooked face, the corners of the mouth are exposed, the voice is like a cat or a dog, often causing passers-by to laugh, this image will also add fun to life, this is the thing I am most proud of.

If I say that my appearance is almost bad, but my image is not small, why? My image has realistic educational significance. People even use my image to scare the disobedient children in the family, and they will point to their children and say: "If you are disobedient again, or cry again or something, you have to call me to come with a crooked mouth, and then you will not regret it, they will use this to scare the children......"

As for the other aspects of the body, let your imagination run wild, your face must be black, your teeth must be yellow, your hair must be unkempt, the clothes you wear must be tattered, and your behavior and character must be lonely.

In short, there is nothing in my body that can be worthy of the audience.

I really don't care what other people say. Why don't I care? Because I know it's useless to care, not to mention that I have no desires and no desires in this world, why do I have no desires and no desires? Because I can't ask for it at all.

Since I came to this world, I never thought of getting any glory and wealth, nor did I think of doing something earth-shattering, let alone showing my talents or baggage. I don't have such a big ideal, under that blue sky, in that poor mountain village, just like many people's lives, facing the loess with their backs to the sky, when cattle and horses go down to the West Mountain, if you can be born naturally, die naturally, ordinary, natural is not bad, this is my true color, but also my thoughts. I don't have much to expect, I don't have much desire, I just want to be an ordinary person and come to this world, I just want to appreciate the process of life and the sophistication of people in the world.

For my crooked mouth, when I calmed down, I thought like this, your mouth is not crooked, you didn't help me, you looked down on me even more, and laughed at me, made fun of my image, your conscience is right, you didn't respect me, but used me as a joke to make fun, in this way, what are you? Your attitude towards me did not bring me any fun, but instead regarded me as a negative teaching material, your respect was not used on me, why should I respect you? All human beings are equal, and what can represent everything about people? From this point of view, why should I care about you! However, this is also the most helpless thing for me.

However, I also thought about it this way, don't look at my crooked mouth, but my heart is not crooked, don't look at my body is cheap, but, my personality is not cheap, what is the truth of what I am talking about? An ordinary person who can't be ordinary, ordinary who can't be ordinary, has an extraordinary personality, so I can live according to what you say, I have a reason to say this. I thought the same way at the time, because if my heart was crooked, there would be no more righteous people in this world.

Look at this person, it's really more than Ah Q, it's almost to the point of being hopeless, I don't know half a liter of the big word, but I still talk about big truths or something, the level is average but I still look down on others, my family background is average, but I also live a good life, your approach is simply inappropriate, even inadequate, and a little arrogant. However, my spirit is very good, and there are still some arrogant beings in the world, the spirit of not being vulgar, not following the flow, being independent, and persevering, but it is the spiritual pillar of my life, and there can be no fault with anyone in this world? It is precisely because of the existence of faults that I am the only sign that distinguishes me from others. As for what people say about Ah Q or something, let them say it, go their own way, show it to others, let others say, it is where my value lies, and I am much better than Ah Q. Because Ah Q is missing one thing—a soul.

And voila! This is what this guy said, it's really a bit of a taste of people's poor ambitions, there is really a set of thinking problems, the thinking is still relatively clear, not only a person with an independent personality and independent dignity, but also a realistic honest person who can't be in reality, both have the courage to look down on the rich, and reveal a unique arrogance in his bones!

The years are like water, and human feelings are like songs. In the days to come, there was another thing that happened to me, which I heard from the people in the village, but this sentence was a great encouragement to my life.

That year, there was a fortune teller, came to my village, I was playing on the side of the road as usual, the fortune teller saw me from a distance, observed from a distance, felt that I was special, so, walked in front of me, and looked at me carefully, after that, he said to the people in the village: "This child is a child of whose family, born with a kind of wealth, this child will be great in the future." Either rich or expensive, either treacherous or good. Kindness is rewarded, and evil is repaid by itself. ”

However, when the people heard what he said, they burst into laughter, "What? Just by his appearance, huh! If he can develop, I will use my own head as a urinal for him. Then the crowd burst into laughter.

The fortune teller ignored their wild words, and then laughed and walked away.

For a long time after that, there was no news about me in the village, and I quietly spent my life in the world.