“……”

Li Hao was silent for a while, and then burst into unbridled laughter: "Hahahahaha...... I'm laughing to death......"

The laughter continued for a long time, until Li Hao felt a stomachache, and then slowly stopped laughing. Although he stopped smiling, the muscles on his face still couldn't help but tremble, and he still couldn't resist the smile on his face.

It's so funny!! Xiao Lu, who has always wandered among the flowers, is actually getting married!! He used to be the most resistant to marriage.

"Get married! For men, it is an extremely cruel movement, like the Cultural Revolution! Once implemented, it will set back a man's ability to be in bed by ten years, which is a bondage! It's shackles! It shackles men's ambition to conquer the world, and shackles men's dreams of scattering seeds all over the world! So we have to resist, just like the October Revolution, and I, like Engels and Marx, exist, leading everyone into the future! ”

This is Xiao Lu's declaration that he once resolutely resisted the movement of marriage!

"Laugh at what!! What's so funny? After Li Hao finished laughing, Xiao Lu's angry voice came.

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore. I ask you, you're getting married, aren't you? Li Hao said with a smile.

"Yes!" Li Hao clearly heard that Xiao Lu almost squeezed out these two words with his teeth.

"And women?"

"......" Xiao Lu paused for a moment, and then said in a voice still squeezing with his teeth: "Nonsense! If you don't marry a woman, will you marry you? I'm not the gay guy who is interested in men. ”

Lao Ma is a doctor, but somehow, he seems to have a strong immunity to any woman, so in the eyes of Xiao Lu, a pervert who changes a girlfriend a minute, it is the other extreme, and he naturally thinks: Lao Ma doesn't like women, so he likes men.

But everyone else vaguely knows that Lao Ma is not interested in women, and even less interested in men. The primitive* in the old horse's heart seems to have been worn away, leaving only an empty shell.

"Listen to your tone, you don't want to get married?" Li Hao asked slowly, still smiling on his face. But in his heart, he already smelled a trace of something unusual, and Xiao Lu's marriage seemed very intriguing...... Xiao Lu is not short of women, but the purpose of his girlfriend is not to get married, in his words, it is to enjoy, enjoy the thousands of women in this world*, Royal Sister, Lori, Queen, Student Sister, Wife, if you wait for your death, there are thousands of charming women to come to your funeral to give you a funeral, how proud this should be, not to mention the celebrities through the ages, the fame is certain for a while.

Joke, who can have countless beauties at their funeral? Even the President of the United States, the Pharaoh of Egypt, and the Prime Minister of China cannot enjoy this kind of courtesy! So Xiao Lu has been working hard, and this will be his lifelong ideal! But after he told Li Hao about this ideal, he was scorned by them.

"Funeral? Go to your uncle's funeral! Lao Tzu is not dead yet, you have to enjoy this kind of honor! ”

And today, Xiao Lu called to tell him that he was getting married. Li Hao will feel weird first, not to mention Xiao Lu's romantic temperament, he wants to soak all the women in the world, and the word marriage is taboo for him, because once he gets married, he can't go out to soak women, and his lifelong ideal will be shattered.

Li Hao sighed, an undefeated myth shattered!

There was silence on the phone for a while, and Xiao Lu's voice became deep: "Yes, I don't want to get married." ”

Li Hao laughed for a while, and then said: "Okay, I know, the time and place, let's meet, and call the old Ma A San Yuan monkey as well, but you will pay for the consumption." ”

When Xiao Lu heard this, he also smiled freely: "They have all arrived, just waiting for you, the time is up to you, don't be in a hurry, the location is in Jiangbei Zhulin Temple." ”

"Okay, I'm here." Li Hao hung up the phone, didn't change his clothes, and went out.

It's a good thing for brothers to get married, eat and drink, and the child born can still recognize a godfather or something. But the brothers don't want to tie the knot, then ...... No matter how beautiful the daughter-in-law is, she has to be pushed, but it really can't be done, so I'll sacrifice my hue and hook her up, isn't it just a bubble girl, Lao Tzu won't be much inferior to you. Li Hao thought in his heart, took a taxi, and drove towards Zhulin Temple.

Although there is a 'temple' in Zhulin Temple, it is not a Buddhist temple, but a tea garden. The tea leaves there are very concocted by secret means, whether it is the amount of tea poured or the props of tea art, they are all first-class, the surrounding environment is elegant, antique, winding paths, natural breath is pervasive, once you get there, the irritable mood will immediately calm down. Behind the temple, there is a quiet river, the spring water is dingdong, and the fragrance of tea spreads, isn't it happy. Therefore, many celebrities often come to Zhulin Temple in groups to stay for a while after a tiring day.

There were two pretty women wearing light green cheongsams at the door, and after reporting the number of the private room, the two receptionists took Li Hao to the private room.

After opening the door, except for Ding Ding, who had already left China, four of the six jackals had arrived. Monkey, Ah San is on one side, Xiao Lu and Lao Ma are sitting on the other side. When they saw Li Hao come in, their faces were also happy, Xiao Lu stepped forward and pulled Li Hao to sit down, hammered Li Hao on the chest with a smile, and scolded: "Damn, it's been gone for so long, where is it chic?" ”

Li Hao touched his nose with an embarrassed face. Where did it go? Well...... I went to a ghost street, and after waking up once, I went to a felon's prison and robbed the prison once, and I almost died both times, which is not a fantasy or bizarre. But Li Hao can't talk about it and share it, after all, there are too many things involved.

Lao Ma also smiled* and said: "Lao Li, take off your pants and let me see how much stronger you have there." ”

Li Hao vomited blood, this gay man is still the same as before.

The monkey still sat quietly on the side, reading the Japanese girl fancomics, the kind of "H" that starts with the word, just looked up and smiled stupidly at Li Hao, and continued to bury his head in reading. Li Hao also responded with a smile.

Since Lao Li's script was hired by Mills's unscrupulous crew, Ah San often receives the message "Your account has increased by xxxxx yuan", and he was naturally happy to see Li Hao, and he also hooked up, and said with a smile: "Lao Li, you are really my lucky star, and I won't let go of your cash cow if I kill you." ”

Li Hao glanced at Ah San, scolded in his heart, and mentioned this pit daddy crew!! If it weren't for this crew, would Lao Tzu have had these bizarre experiences? Li Haopi coped with it without smiling, and went directly to the topic.

"Xiao Lu, tell me, what are you going to do, how to deal with your little fiancée?"